Karasuno High School Referral Form
Name: (Name)
Class: 2-3
Reason for Referral: Damage to personal property
Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not meticulously plot against Karasuno's vice-principal and his toupee. I will not take advantage of the fact that the vice-principal sticks to his routine meticulously; I will not follow him through the course of a month and write down every time he looks in a mirror. I will not then take his current staff picture and crop it so only the toupee is left. I will not resize the toupee picture to the actual size and paste them to mirrors throughout the school.
…y'know what? Let me back up a bit. Just for the poor soul who has to read this and has no idea what's going on. You guys do read this right? Because I'm pretty sure this is comedic gold.
So the VP's toupee is ugly and he has really bad eyesight, right? Right. So I will not take advantage of that fact. I will not buy suspicious hairspray off of the Internet and lay in wait. I will not spray the vice-principal's toupee bright green without his knowledge. I will not let him walk away with bright green fake hair. I will not have placed the cropped toupee picture in, well, everywhere he walks on his rounds that he may look into a mirror and see his reflection.
I will not then try to hide the evidence of my crime in Nishinoya Yuu's bag. That was very immature and probably illegal somewhere. I will not try to claim innocence when the vice-principal confronts me, even though my hands are clearly green from the leaky hairspray bottle.
I will buy Noya a new bag and pay for the new schoolbooks that need to be bought (much to Noya's satisfaction) and I will remove the toupee pictures and clean the bathrooms for a month. I will also lose all computer privileges while I'm on the school campus and I will not be allowed to low-key stalk the vice principal ever again.
Ugh, fine, Takeda-sensei.
I will also not bring the green hairspray to the school campus again.
(Next time it'll be purple)
okay, sorry, sorry, I'm sorry, please don't give me anymore homework.
Student Signature: (Name)
Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei
AN: Long time no see! I am soooooo sorry for the super stupid long wait. I've been working on a super long chapter, which I should be done with in a few days. Fine tuning and all that jazz. I peeled away from it to write this up quickly, so I'm not sure it's up to par with the other chapters.
Aw, who am I kidding? This entire thing is garbage. And. I. love. it.
Thank you for all of your encouraging reviews! I'm working super hard to do right by you guys!
Also, I know you guys have noticed that the updates that I (generally) try to keep coming consistently have been...not so consistent. And that's my bad. I own up to that. School is ramping up the whole college thing, and so I'm trying to keep my grades afloat with all the other stuff going on, so updates haven't been at the front of my mind. I mean, it's still there, just next to the reminder to take out the garbage later.
But more will come! Honestly, I was planing to do, say 25 of these referrals before calling it good, but since you guys have shown so much excitement and I love to write these things, I'm still going to keep going. So stick with me a little longer, 'kay? And by little longer, I mean until like Ch50, then I'll see if you guys are still interested.
And 'cause I'm a horrible person, I'm going to give you some...previews... to the next chapter. I'm taking little things throughout the beginning of the story to give you a nice preview without ruining everything.
Enter your mind-theaters and grab some popcorn, kids! I'm on a roll.
Next time on "I Will Not"...
"Suga-san!" Hinata greeted cheerfully.
"Afternoon Hinata!" Sugawara grinned in response to his eager underclassman.
"I had a question to ask (Name-san). Actually, Suga-san do you know?"
Suga smiled quizzically. "If I knew the question, then maybe."
"Do you know how (Name-san) is still the scout?"
Suga's face morphed into a blank mask. "Hinata, we don't talk about that. Drop it, okay?"
Hinata blinked, staring at Suga. It almost looked like, for a moment, Suga was…scared? But was that right?
I don't want to muddle this up so I'll stop there. I'll leave your imaginations to it.
As always, reviews are appreciated! I'd love to know what you think!