Karasuno High School Referral Form
Name: (Name)
Class: 2-3
Reason for Referral: Throwing food
Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not harass Tetsuro Kuroo when I am visiting Nekoma on volleyball business. I will not try to sneak up on him at various points when he is unaware and throw handfuls of cinnamon sugar at him. I will not do this because I am a scout for the Karasuno Volleyball Team and that is official and therefore reflects on the school.
When I am caught, I will not claim ignorance when asked why I threw cinnamon at Kuroo. I will not say that I "threw nothing but sinnamon" at him then laugh. I am not funny. When asked to explain myself, I will not claim to be the incarnation of a famous spice-thrower who was known to throw things at people as that is not a position ever created in history.
Little did the peons know that I was making a masterpiece, something that would shock the world forever. I was molding the first ever KurooChurro; it would go down in history. I will coat the 'charred churro' with sinnamon and create a trashy masterpiece. It would be beautiful. If only I hadn't been caught.
I will apologize to Kuroo and will not be allowed near school kitchens ever again. I will have detention for a week and will apologize to Nekoma's team for probably getting sinnamon in their eyes or hair at some point or another.
I deeply regret my actions, won't do it again… I think we know the drill.
What really gets me is the whole churro part.
I mean, it rhymes.
And it is beautiful. God bless the KurooChuroo.
Student Signature: (Name)
Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei
AN: Okay, I see a few of you going "what." It's okay. I am here to explain.
Ahem.
It was a while ago; my friend and I kind of went overboard in a flash of inspiration and we created a masterpiece: the KurooChurro. It's actually hanging in my room as we speak. It is also the cover for I Will Not.
My friend(a different one) suggested that I should write this up as an explanation. Cheers to you, Sugamama. You know who you are.