Karasuno High School Referral Form
Name: (Name)
Class: 2-3
Reason for Referral: Hijacking the school's printer; inappropriate use of position…so many things to put here.
Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not hijack the school's printer to print official-looking documents for me whenever I want. I will not do this and print up documents for the volleyball team telling them about the new match uniforms which changed due to reasons beyond their control. I will not do this before an important match against Aoba Johsai. I will not do this and let the team actually walk out onto the court.
More specifically, I will not allow them to actually walk onto the court wearing their uniform tops and spandex shorts. That was not okay. I will also not videotape this as it happens or try to sell copies for ten dollars. What? I'm a woman. And they have very nice thighs. Amazing thighs.
I will not do this as it is a blatant misuse of my powers and position of authority. I will be banned from the printers and my computer will be blocked from the school's mainframe. I will apologize to both teams for my actions that may or may not have caused a riot amongst some of the ladies. I will also no longer be allowed to access sites like Amazon or E-bay from my computer.
In my defense, it is a crime to hide the team's thighs with those stupid shorts. I mean, the "extra mobility" is nice too, but that kind of comes second. It's all about the thighs, man.
Viva la thigh revolution.
Student Signature: (Name)
Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei
AN: This chapter was inspired by my sister, who read one of my previous drabbles and said, I quote, "This is stupid".
Thank you.
She came back into my room not even a minute later and said, "Uniforms."
I've done some uniform changes, but she was talking about, yes, spandex shorts. She made me look it up on Google before telling me to delete my browser history. So I actually did research for this, guys.
So thank you, beloved little sister, for your idea. I highly doubt you will read this.