I Will Not

by IAspireToSleep

We all know and love the Haikyu universe. And we all know that if given the chance, we would most definitely wreck (playful) havoc upon the volleyball teams. Come and read, dear Reader, of the drama you have caused, much to the chagrin or amusement of the Karasuno volleyball team.

31. Chapter 31

Karasuno High School Referral Form

Name: (Name)

Class: 2-3

Reason for Referral: Tampering with school equipment

Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not tamper with the Karasuno High School's Boy's Volleyball's Libero's knee pads. I will not switch out Nishinoya Yuu's backup knee pads with my 'enhanced' ones without telling anyone. I will not have enhanced knee pads with springs, powerful or otherwise. I will not wait until a practice match with Fukurodani to switch the knee pads. During the match, I will not laugh at the consequences of my actions. I will not find it funny when Nishinoya goes flying while trying save the ball with a dive.

This was not appropriate for a person of my standing or age as I am no longer a preschooler. I should not be tampering with equipment, as not only is that not part of my job, but I tend to make accidents. Plus, the spring-loaded knee pads would have us disqualified in an actual meet.

On the bright side, Nishinoya thought it was super cool. On the other hand, so did Bokuto, which excited him and had to be calmed. Akaashi is suffering. Someone should save him.

As I did kind of throw the match with my stunt, I will apologize to both Karasuno's and Fukurodani's volleyball teams, dispose of the enhanced knee pads, and will not be allowed near the team equipment in the near future.

I have obviously learned my lesson, as I am remorse over my actions.

Obviously.

Student Signature: (Name)

Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei

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AN: I know, I know, it's been a while. I'm kind of in a weird state of mind; I want to write, but I can't think of any awesome ideas and I don't want to disappoint you guys with a crappy chapter. Then I remembered I had other people's ideas I can use. So there's a few I can still write at the moment.

Ugh, I need more episodes to fuel my inspiration.

Anyway, props to my sister, who suggested bouncy knee pads, or whatever it was she said.

Thanks for the great reviews, as always. Those hover over my shoulder until I give in and spew stuff on a page and eventually find a semi-plausible idea. Good job guys.