Name: (Name)
Class: 2-3
Reason for Referral: Preparing teammates' funerals
Description of Actions and Statement of Apology: I will not prepare for the upcoming 3rd year graduation of Sugawara, Daichi and Asahi by contacting my local gravestone guy (yeah, I've got a guy) and purchasing headstones for the inevitable death in front of them. Graduation. Every team's worst nightmare as the beast rips away their loved ones into the inky maw of adulthood.
I will not use team funds for this because that is stealing, and not beneficial to the team. I will not be allowed to attend practice in mourning clothes and act like one of those bereaved aunts on the soap operas that I may or may not watch in my free time because I'm not an old lady.
I will not order said headstones to be delivered behind the gym so I can start a high school volleyball graveyard because that is morbid and we can't have dead bodies buried on campus. Or just the headstones, because no one is actually dying.
I will apologize to the 3rd years for the headstones and the service I had scheduled for next Thursday, which I will probably have to cancel. I will reimburse the team for the cost of the headstones and am not allowed to suggest graduation is death or whatever ever again. There will also never be a graveyard on (any) school grounds, so apparently that is out too.
Actually, I should probably talk to my headstone guy about canceling the headstones I ordered for the other teams' 3rd years…
Eh. I wasn't told not to.
Student Signature: (Name)
Advisor Signature: Takeda-Sensei
AN: I knoooowwwww. I had a very long break.
I ran out of ideas, had writer's block, blah blah. Truth is, I didn't know if anyone was still super interested in this trash story, so I kind of waited to see if anyone said anything. According to recent notifications, I should probably write some more for the five(?) of you who are following for more chapters. Supposedly.
So here's your chapter 32, hope you like it.