"Qrow!"
Winter shouted as she rushes over to him. The raven-haired hunter was in his corner drinking his vodka from his favorite flask when the white-haired woman tackled him to the ground.
"W-WINTER!?" He shouted. The white-haired woman just ignored his words before bending down to kiss him. Her lips were as soft as her white hair. The tingling feeling Qrow was getting in his lower regions was enough to slice a stick of frozen butter! But he knew something was wrong with her, so instead of letting the moment happen, he pushed her off his body. Once to his feet, he ran out the area quicker than the speed of light. He ran, he ran so fast that when he entered his nieces' room, he nearly caused the doors to fall off the walls. Once inside, he closed the door and looked over to Ruby. To his shock, Weiss was combing her hair...in just a towel.
"What's going on here?" Qrow asked.
"Ruby and I took a shower together! I finally got to clean those awful pours out!" Weiss said. Qrow looks at Ruby, to his surprise, Ruby seemed calm.
"Awww, that was a nice bath." Ruby purred.
"Uh...yea, kiddo can I talk to your in private?" Qrow asked.
"Sure, Wiess can you give us a minute?" Ruby asked.
"Okay Ruby!" Wiess said before standing up to leave the room. Once gone, Ruby's happy and calm nature changed into something horrible.
"Uncle Qrow! She's terrifying!" Ruby shouted. "I just wanted to take a shower, and she comes in naked with a huge sponge! Going on about how she wants to clean me from head to toe!"
"And you let her?" Qrow asked.
"I was scared..." Ruby whimpered.
"Get dressed! We are going to the basement to check on something. If my feeling is correct...we might have a shit storm on our way." Qrow said before leaving the room. Ruby does as told and changes into her read threads before following her uncle across campus. Once near the training hall, Qrow and Ruby sneak around to the back to a door covered by bushes. With a quick swift and slice of his sword, the lock on the door falls down, allowing the two red dressed hunters in. Once inside, Ruby's eyes widen in shock and amaze. There were so many weapons that stood on floating stands with dim lights shining on them. Ruby looks around as Qrow stops in front of one that didn't have a weapon, but writing on the stone where it should be laying.
"Alexis Feralia, the huntress who discover the powers of love with her bow. With this power, she created peace amongst the villagers during the war in order for humanity to win against the Grimm. Here lies her broken bow, she used the last of her magic to shield her village from an attack by Grimm. Ending her life as well as her love magic. Though it is a rumor to still lie within the bow."
"Broken?" Ruby asked. "The bow looked fine when Yang showed it to me."
"Then someone must have fixed it. We need to find it before someone else does, or worse..."
"What can be worse than someone evil finding the Bow?"
(Yang)
"SUN! GIVE THAT BACK!" Yang shouted as she chased the monkey hyped human as he runs through campus with the Bow in hand...or tale morally.
"NO! I HAVE TO SEE IF THIS WORKS!" He shouted before entering the lunchroom. Once inside, his eyes meet their target. Placing the Bow in hand, he prepares to fire as the pink arrow forms.
"Target locked." Sun said with a smile. And just as he was about to shoot the darn thing, Yang came out of nowhere and kicked him in the back. Forcing the arrow in another direction. Hitting the head of the black haired male himself, Mercury.
"OW!" He shouted before looking at his partner Emerald. "The fuck?"
"What I do?" The dark skin female asked. Before he could respond to something negative, a pink flash appears in his eyes. It then fades, leaving the green haired girl confused when her partner leaned over to kiss her. Only to be stopped when her boot found its way to his face.
"GIVE ME THE BOW!" Yang shouted as she tries to grab the pink metal weapon from his hand. Not realizing that she had just sent a bow in the direction of Blake's head. Making the girl in black stare at her friend as pink sparkles appear in her eyes.
"NO! I MUST SEE IF IT WORK!" Sun shouted before kicking the girl off him. He then points the bow at his fellow friend... Ren. The young man looks to his left where the arrow had hit his hip. Looking at his friend Jaune, pink sparkles begin to appear in his eyes. Making his blonde friend a bit...conferable.
"Are you okay?" Jaune asked. The black-haired young man gives him a sweet smile as he pushes his purple bang to the side of his cheek.
"I'm honored you notice." Ren said, making his female comrades eyes widen.
"Whoa..." Nora said. "Did something happen between you two?"
Before Ren could respond, a pink arrow goes straight to Nora past the young man's cheek. Before she could do anything, her red-haired comrade pushes her out the way. Only to be hit in the chest herself. Standing up from her seat, she looks down to see the arrow is gone. Looking at Jaune, the pink sparkles glow in her eyes.
"Jaune!" She shouted, making the two males look at her. "Oh how my heart beats for you and only you!"
"Pyrrha, what are you talking about?" Jaune asked. (Yes I know about her feelings and stuff and the series...but you know what! This isn't canon and I loved the woman! Plus this is a comedy!)
"Keep your filthy eyes off my man!" Ren growled at the red-haired woman before wrapping his arms around Jaune. Yang's eyes widen in shock at what her friend had done. In haste, she grabs the bow from his hands and tries to run, but was stopped when a certain human-kitty tackled her to the ground, Making her accidentally shot off an arrow right into Sun's waist. The male growled a little before looking over at the blonde and the cat. His eyes begin to sparkle pink when he saw Blake pressing her face to Yang's chest.
"I want to mate with you till your pregnant with 100 of my children!" Blake shouted. Before Yang could say anything, Blake's hands went to her breast and grip the soft flesh under her yellow fabric. Yang blushes ear to ear before kicking the female off her. She then grabs the bow and runs out the lunch room.
Kikkie: The pairs have been made! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH...more might come. Please review!