I'm surprised this story has hundreds of likes and favorite but only 45 reviews, haha. Well whatever. If you are one of the people that spent 5 minutes writing a review, you guys are cool and NOT a lazy bums. I'm looking at you silent readers.

I want to thank SpawnageLoong and a guest that help me correct the first chapter. You guys are awesome. This story is also slightly inspired by Demon Lord Hero, but only the beginning.

This chapter is more of an 'introduction' to how DCTF 'work' with some political insight more than anything else, so don't expect anything major happening here. That's for next chapter.

Well anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter! I've spent hours of my life for you guys, even when I'm currently sick.

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Untold Story: Kuoh Mightiest Professor Naruto!

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Sitting on the rooftop edge of his home Naruto Uzumaki observes the starry night sky. He can feel the chilly night wind on his skin and the peaceful silence that occupies the neighborhood. One of his legs is swinging forward and back, a physical activity done to help his mind process whatever it is he's thinking.

"A penny for your thought?"

Naruto turn his head behind him to see a lanky man with short unruly blond hair and a pair of blue eyes. He has a goatee and a cocky smirk on his face, wearing a pink unbutton aloha shirt that show his bare chest, a pair of dark-colored cargo shorts, and black sandals. "Took you long enough to get here, Meme Oshino." The blond said in irritation.

Meme raise his hand in surrendering manners while maintaining a smirk on his face. "Woah, someone's grumpy today. For your information not everyone can leap rooftops or fly without wings. I'm just an ordinary human you know?"

Meme Oshino, a moneygrubbing, freelance Shinto Exorcist that the blond had met and fought in the past. He's a pretty laid back guy that even can be called lazy sometime. While the Devil Counter-Terrorist Force don't usually hired outside help his large network of connections made him a great asset for the team, and as Kuoh team leader he can't just ignore such asset. Despite how he look and act Naruto can vouch that he's a really good guy.

But he just really likes money a lot. Like, a lot.

"Ordinary my ass." Naruto mumbled and then sigh, "Whatever. You have any words from your contact yet?"

The aloha wearing blond walks to the edge of the rooftop and take a sit next to Naruto. He fish out a cigarette and a lighter from his pocket. "I've heard from him alright. Though I don't know if you'll like what I heard or not." He put the cigarette in his mouth and lights it. He takes a single deep breath and puff out the nicotine smoke. "There's a chance that whatever we're dealing with are involved with Rogue Priests and even Fallen Angel."

The Uzumaki eyes widened. "Eh?! Rogue Priests and the Fallen?! Are you serious? If this are true—"

The smoker raised his hand in a stop motion. "I don't know how accurate this info is but what I do know is that the Church has been really active these past few weeks. They've been sending agents everywhere like headless chicken as if they're searching for something." He takes another puff of smoke. "Either they're doing some really big training drill or something got them spooked. The Church never mobilized like this if something doesn't involve them."

"And your informant in the Church confirms this?"

"Yeah, the guy's an asshole to deal with but he's no liar. I don't know about other supernatural factions but only the Church is scrambling around." His eyes stare into the peaceful night sky. "I'll be glad if this info is a bust but if not…"

A diplomatic accident could happen.

Angel, Devils, Fallen Angels, and then Humanity… These factions have been at odds with each other even before time of memorial. Great Wars and battles were waged so many times that the hatred itself were scared deeply into each of the races. It was only during the previous Great War where almost every race reached the pinnacle of extinction that action and talk of peace were brought up. It what pushed the current ruling Maous to overthrew the previous warmongering leaders.

And it was through the sacrifice of betrayal that a fragile peace was born between the three Biblical factions.

But the scar of hatred runs deep and the bearer of those scars desire only destruction and death, no matter the cause. They are blinded by their emotions, and through their clouded vision they're willing to sacrifice everything for a taste of vengeance.

That's why he and the DCTF are here, as a unit of peacekeeper charged to protect the fragile balance of peace.

But if a rogue priests and Fallen Angels succeeded in raising chaos…

Naruto grit his teeth in anger. "If it's true then we need to prevent them from doing whatever it is they're planning. I'll report this and then go to the Hideout to see if the other learned something else." The Devil slowly pushes himself into a standing position. "I'll give you your payment the usual way."

Meme shrugs, "Sure, you go do your sneaky-sneaky business." He takes another puff of smoke, "By the way how's your little charge doing? She's healthy?"

"Huh?" Naruto blink at the sudden out of topic question. He looks at the aloha wearing blond in confusion. "She's alright. It seems her Peerage is slowly growing on to her."

"Good, good." Meme lie down on the roof tiles and relax himself. "You and the little lady are lucky to have good Masters."

The blond devil rolls his eyes. "Like you know how it feels."

"I don't. But I used to date a Devil that experienced it firsthand you know. She told me all about how it felt having a bad and abusing Master."

It's true. Not all Devils are as lucky as he and Koneko. Their Kings, though one of them is really weird, are generally really kind and even in Rias case, motherly. Others can be cruel and sometime even brutal to their own Peerage. Abusing them, acting as if their Peerage members are nothing more than disposable tools.

It's something that sickened him to the core.

"… Yeah I guess you're right." A pair of black, bat-like wings sprouts out behind Naruto's back. "See ya later Old Man." With that he flew into the night, leaving the aloha exorcist by himself.

He grins. "… Damn brat."

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The Hideout.

It's a common yet still pretty cool sounding name. It's a place where DCTF agents can resupply and rest, even the ones from outside of Kuoh. Almost every Devil sectors have at least one of this bases that of course are known by the overseer of the Sectors. Usually the bases are located at conspicuous places where preying eyes can't easily spot them, and sometime can even be deep in the mountain.

For the Kuoh sector… Well…

"Welcome to the 24-hours open Maid Café, Eternale Sonata!"

What greeted Naruto as he entered the building are the sound of beautiful female maids welcoming him to the establishment. They're all wearing maid outfits, each different from one another but they all have one single similarity: All of them are design for fanservice. From the tight upper part to the short lower part, it's all designed to bait customers to buying overpriced meals. Eternale Sonata is even more shrewd than common maid cafes as it open 24 hours and most of its income came from office workers trying to de-stress themselves by being serve by cute or beautiful or even handsome maids in a non-sexual way.

And yes, the Hideout for the DCTF is in this café. Apperantly his King thought that it's a funny joke if the hideout is in a 24-hour maid café.

It isn't. They also didn't expect the establishment to be popular.

"W-Welcome home Master."

Naruto eyes landed to a blond hair girl that walked toward him. She's wearing a light blue maid dress that hug her figure—especially her huge breasts—really nicely. Her blond hair is tied into a pair of pony tails under the cover of a maid hat.

He hasn't seen her around here before, must be new.

"I-It's not like I'm happy you're here or anything, hmph!" She puffed her cheeks and looked away. "I wasn't waiting for you… But there's an empty seat so why not grab one…?"

Oh. She's playing that weird tsundere role thingy? Poor thing.

Naruto awkwardly scratch his cheek. Not this is the part where it's really awkward, and if she's new then it's triply so. Taking a deep breath the blond take a long step closer to her and then put his face right next to her ears, which took the maid by surprised. "I… I want the special… Doki-Doki Service…" The blond quickly pulled his face back and hold the urge to cover it with his hand. Even he knew how red his face is from that embarrassing stunt and line.

"E-Eh… Ah… Uhm…" The maid face is red, her eyes widened from shock, and she keeps mumbling incoherent things. "Gah… Ah…"

"Ah, Kaho-chan let me handle this." A new elder voice enters the fray. This one came from a red haired maid wearing a similar maid outfit, but instead of blue it's purple.

The voice seems to snap the new maid, Kaho, from her shell-shocked. "H-Huh? Miu-chan?"

The purple maid, Miu, pause in front of the blond and bow. "Forgive Kaho-chan, she's really new. Do you want the usual, Naruto-sama?"

Naruto knew this one. He'd seen and even being 'served' by her a couple of times already. "Yeah, just the usual."

"Then please follow me."

Naruto follows the maid toward the back of the establishment. Of course most of the employees here don't really realize that the store is here only as cover, and only the Head Manager, who is also a Devil, knows of this. What the staffs know is that whenever someone asks for a Doki-Doki Service in a husky and sensual voice then that person is to be escorted to the back. It's a weird protocol that, once again, his King thinks of.

It's really embarrassing damn it!

"Here we are." Miu showed the blond a door with the sign 'No Enter'. "Please enjoy." With a bow the maid leave the blond alone to return to her station.

Only when the maid disappeared from his sight does the blond fish out a key from his pocket. It's black in colored with jagged tip, clearly much different than any other key. Naruto touch the door with the key and the entrance let out a low hum and a 'click' sound. He put the key back to his pocket and open the door, revealing a long staircase going down below the establishment. With a sigh, the blond walks inside and close the door behind him.

If wasn't for the fact that the Hideout is heavily barrier protected he would've just teleported here. But to make sure no one infiltrate the Hideout easily a heavy ward that blocks all manners of instant teleportation was put. It's really strong, and even a Maou would've had trouble breaching the seal. The downside however made the members unable to instantly teleport here, which is annoying to say the least. Instead they're all given a key imbued with their blood to open the door, and only the blood owner may use the key. To anybody else it's just a useless piece of junk.

He hope the R&D would make something so they can teleport inside soon.

When he reached the end of the stair he was greeted by a door once again. Naruto didn't waste time and just open the damn thing and walk inside.

The room feels home-y. The wall and floor are made of wood, with pillars supporting the room made out of stone. In the middle of the room there's a square shaped wooden coffee table, with four sofas surrounding it. There's a bar near the corner of the room with drinks from alcohol to none and a kitchen set if someone want to do some cooking. There's also a television attached to the wall overlooking the middle of the room and large book case. Wooden doors can also be seen around the sides of the room, leading to bedrooms that can be use whenever by whomever.

Naruto walks to the middle of the room where he sees a man taking a nap on one of the sofa with a newspaper covering his face. "Oi Shikamaru! Wake up! Wake up damn it!" The blond kicked the sofa, which prompt the occupier to flinch in surprise.

"Ugh! Damn it Naruto!" 'Shikamaru' stood up with an annoyed expression. A young man with black hair tied into a ponytail that suspiciously made him look like a pineapple, wearing a grey shirt and a pair of black khaki shorts. "Why'd you wake me up you troublesome blond? I was having a great nap."

Shikamaru Nara, a Devil from a lesser clan that's 'recruited' into the DCTF by the 'suggestion' of his bossy mother. He mostly handles strategical analysis and planning for the team since he's the smartest of them all, but irritatingly the most laziest too.

"Shuddup you lazy bum. Where's the other?" Naruto looks around the room to see no one but them. "Are they sleeping already?"

Shikamaru sighed loudly. "They left a few hours ago to do something, I dunno what it is." He cracks his neck a few times, "So what do you want? A new mission?"

The blond eye twitch in irritations at the lack motivation voice coming out of him, "The least you could do is to pretend to have motivation."

"Too troublesome."

Naruto really want to punch. He really does. "… Right, you know what? You can tell the other when they're back from whatever it is they're doing." The blond take a seat at one of the other sofa. "It's still not one hundred percent sure but I might have a lead on who's been destroying Churches these past few weeks."

Shikamaru lazy eyes stares at the blond before letting out another sighed. "… It's going to be troublesome news, huh?"

"Trust me; troublesome doesn't cover it at all."

He sighed. "Remind me why we can't have more members?"

"Budget cuts, remember?"

Budget cuts, the bane of all organizations.

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"Issei look! The third years are having PE! The one with Rias and Akeno-senpai!"

"What?!" Issei Hyoudou sprinted toward the window. "Where!?" Pushing his face out of the window next to his friends the sight of the third year class with the two Kuoh Great Ladies immediately came into sight. "UWOOOH!" The senior classes, unlike the younger years, have (mostly) only females as its members. Most of them are also beauty in their own right, with some even reaching the borderline of sexiness.

Such as the 'Two Kuoh Great Ladies'.

But then something 'ping' inside Issei's head. "N-No! I… I have a girlfriend now…" He reluctantly tore his face away from the windows overlooking the seniors wearing short sport uniform. "I can't… But girls in bloomers… Ugh… AAAAHHHH!"

His two friends sweat drop as Issei drop to the ground holding his head in a mortal inner dilemma. "Dude I think you need to calm down…"

"Yeah man—hm? Wait, is that Naruto-sensei?"

The Pervert Trio put their heads outside the windows once again to see the school field, where indeed the infamous history teacher Naruto Uzumaki is standing there wearing a track suits. He has a red headband on his head and he's holding a familiar wooden clipboard that most PE teacher uses.

"What's he doing down there?!" Issei asked, "I-Is he going to use his privileges as a teacher and molest the seniors?!"

"That bastard!"

"Wait a minute," Motohama push his glasses, "I think I've heard that Naruto-sensei is also a substitute PE teacher if something were to happened."

Issei looks at his friend in confusion, "Huh? Why would the school assigned their teacher to do double role? Didn't we have enough teachers?" And Kuoh is really large too. There's no way they don't have enough money.

"I heard it was because of budget cut."

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… "IT DIDN'T CHANGE THE FACT HE'S DOWN THERE, THE WITH THE TWO GREAT LADY! I'M SO ENVIOUS!"

"ME TOO!"

"THAT BASTARD SHOULD JUST FLIP AND DIE!"

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Naruto observes from the field at the Trio Perverts cursing him to die. "Did they know I can hear them?" He sweatdrop.

He'll kick their ass later.

The blond turns back toward the class he's substituting for. The girls are all doing stretches, something that's required before doing heavy physical activity to prevent some unforeseen event from happening. The last thing he needs is an injured student in his conscious.

But even so he's feeling really guarded right now.

The PE teacher called in sick this morning and thanks to budget cut he got the job as the substitute. The teacher gave him instructions and objectives on what to do today so even if PE isn't his forte it should be fine. In the beginning it wasn't the fact that the PE teacher calling in sick or teaching the students about physical education that made him feel guarded, no it's something that strike deep within his psyche.

"Ahn~Naruto-sensei, please help me stretch~"

This. This is what he's afraid of.

"You can ask your classmate to help you stretch, Akeno Himejima-san."

Akeno pout, but instead of giving up she just moan in disappointment. "Ara, Sensei is such a bully~" Her classmates laughs at her antic instead of freaking out one of the lady just did something so suggestive.

Some of them even join in the charade.

"Me too Sensei!"

"Please help me Sensei!"

"Ah! I think I sprained my ankle! Help me sensei~"

Naruto eye twitch in annoyance as he pull whatever willpower he has to ignore the figure hugging outfit and bloomers they're wearing. "SHUDDUP ALL OF YOU!"

Ever since the class noticed that teasing him is really fun they've been doing this kind of stunt for a while now. While some males really like the attention he isn't one of them. Ethical aside, the fact that the girls are all beautiful and sexy in their own rights could snap something inside of him that everyone shouldn't see.

And it's a bit awkward to have a boner to your students. He's a teacher damn it! He supposed to be awesome and cool!

"Once all of you are done warming up give me 10 laps!"

""EEEEH?!""

It doesn't mean he can't abuse his power as a teacher to seek revenge though. It's part of being an awesome teacher after all.

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"You look really tired Sensei."

Naruto move the manga from his face to look at the sole male of Rias peerage sitting on the sofa across of him, drinking tea and eating treats courtesy of Akeno. "You can thank your Senpais for that." He mumbled before putting the manga back to cover his face. He stretch his body a bit to make his position in the occult club sofa be more comfortable.

Kiba just laughs at his teacher. "I'm surprised you haven't gotten used to it Sensei."

"Like hell I'll get used to those kinds of things."

The Occult Research clubroom is almost empty today. Most of the members are out doing some Devil businesses that usually involves humans and contracts. Devils need to get some power somehow after all, and what better way than making contracts with the more numerous humans?

"Speaking of which, don't you have contracts you need to fulfill?"

"Oh, most of them don't need me today." Kiba continues to drink his tea calmly like a gentleman, and even from the corner of his eyes Naruto can barely see the glistering effect of a pretty boy taking effect. "So I'm in charge of taking care of the clubroom for today."

"Oh." Well it makes sense he guessed. It's not like Devils must come to their clients every night unless the contracts demand it, though he can guessed that most of Kiba's and perhaps other Club members clients tried to have that in the contract. Considering he's the only male—

… "Male…"

"Hm? Sensei?"

"Oh!" Naruto sit up from his position on the couch. "I haven't visit Gasper for a while! He must've finished all those manga's I bought him already!" He quickly stood up from the sofa and start to gather his things—mainly his manga's. "Shit! I forgot to buy the new Hunting X Hunting! He loves those! And Ganktama too! Kiba make sure he don't go anywhere while I go buy some from the store!"

Naruto didn't even wait for the blond student to reply before bolting out of the room.

"… I don't think he'll go anywhere, Sensei." Kiba sighed and resume his activity in enjoying teas and treats.

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"Gasper? Gasper it's me. I'm coming in, okay?"

Slowly the creaks open and the blond put his head inside to look.

The room didn't change much since the time he went here last time, litters with manga's, snacks, and anime products. He could also spot a lot of trash bags in the corner of the room that the blond guessed are filled with snacks wrappings. Naruto steps inside carrying white plastic bags filled with snacks and new manga's. He walk toward the one thing that stood out inside the room; a large black coffin with a cross on top of it.

"Hey Gasper, how are you?" He put the plastic bags near the coffin and pat it softly several time. "Sorry I haven't visited for a while. It's been really hectic these past few weeks and… Ah, forget it. There's no excuse for ignoring your friend. I'm really sorry." He walks toward the trash bags on the corner of the room. "I've bought you some Manga's and snacks so I hope you can forgive me." He grab the many trash bags. "Well I wouldn't want to bother you too much so I'll go. I hope you enjoy the snacks."

Naruto slowly walks out of the room and close the door behind him, leaving the room into a silence once more.

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Gently the door of the coffin begins to move to the side until it fell and hit the ground with a loud 'thud'. A pale hand appeared from inside the coffin as it held the edges like its life depends on it.

"… Naruto… Onii-chan…"

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There's a foreign atmosphere in Kuoh tonight.

The night continues on in silence but there's something in the air, something that's unwelcome. Normal human wouldn't notice it for it is faint—but people with high spiritual sensitivity will. It's a smell that's familiar to those who knew the reality of the world—it reeks something foul and rotten; a smell that Meme Oshino recognized anywhere.

It reeks of death.

He continues his journey through the forest in silence. The smells are getting stronger and stronger the more he walks on toward his destination. It's not the first time he wonders through the forest of Kuoh in search of… Something, but this is the first time he feels such a strong scent of death in the air. Even his gut is telling him there's something wrong right now.

"Maybe I should call the brat…" It's his job to check shits like this after all—

He paused. His blue eyes dart around his area.

There's something here…

*Bang*

A loud sound of gunshot tears the silence of the forest. It was through experience and instinct that Meme managed to dodge the bullet by rolling out of the way, otherwise that bullet would've find home in his head.

"Nice dodged… For a hobo."

Slowly from the shadow of the forest men in black robe and masks slowly walks out into the light, surrounding the freelance exorcist. In their hands are familiar weapons, guns and swords that not once had Meme saw in his life.

A large grin broke on the Shinto exorcist face. "Ahhh… Rogue Church Exorcists. So the rumors are true."

"Yeah, I guess you could say that." One of the rogue exorcists walks forward; this one doesn't wear masks like the other. "We can clean those filthy bitches Devils more efficiently this way than waiting for orders from some decrepit old coot."

"Hm, for an ex-church member you sure do have a potty mouth huh?"

The white Rogue frowns. "Shut the fuck up Old Man. Today isn't your lucky day so pray to whatever gods you worship and prepare to kick the bucket." From the sword hilt he's holding a beam of light shot out creating its 'blade'. The other follows suits and activates their light sword.

Meme only shook his head in amusement. "Come now, can't we just talk this out over some coffee? I know a really good place—"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! ATTACK!"

The black exorcists charges forward with their swords of light and those with guns are firing their weapons at the Freelancer. The later dodges the bullets of light with ease with his hands still in his pockets.

"Hey, I tried for a peaceful way!" From his pocket he fished out a folded paper fan and surge forward. He smacks the first swordsmen that he reached on the stomach and it hit the air out of him. He then block the second swordsmen that tried to take his head off.

"Fool!" The swordsmen yelled, "Your paper fan can't hold on against our sword of… light?" He loses his momentum when he sees the light on his sword 'dissipate' into nothingness when it came in contact with the paper. "Wh… What?!" His mind didn't get to comprehend what'd happened before the paper fan connected with his face.

"Heheheh," Meme giggles as he smack another sword of light from existence and knock another one out. "Come now, you think Shinto exorcist doesn't have countermeasure fighting against light based weapon?" He smacks multiple bullets that are heading toward him and they're all dissipates into the air. "You see this paper fan contain prayers for the Shinto God of Darkness Daikokuten," He unfolded the paper and it reveals the many kanji prayers contain inside. "so unless you have a much more powerful light weapon you wouldn't be able to kill me."

The exorcists paused, even the white hair one. They're hesitating now that they knew most of their weapons are obsolete against him. If this continues then perhaps Meme can escape from here and—

"Is that so? How about this?"

His guts screamed at him to turn around, and he did. He shifted his body 180 degree and let his reflexes carry on the rest. Multiple spears of light homing toward him, and his hand responded by striking the spear of light into non-existence. However he's but a human and a single spear of light went past his guard and hit him on the shoulder.

"Guh!" He can feel the burn of his spear on his shoulder. He'd felt worse but pain is still pain. "Shit…" Meme grin wryly and look up toward the sky where three Fallen Angels are floating on the air. "So even the rumors about the Fallen are also true, huh?"

The four fallen look down on the humans, some of them have large grin on their face. "Not bad… For a human." One of the fallen said. It was the shortest one with the blond hair. "But can you handle all of us, hm? That's just a barrage from one of us."

And then there's still the rogue exorcists surrounding him. "Well today isn't my lucky day." He fished out something from his other pocket, this time a stack of paper bound by rubber band with a large black kaji of 'fire'. "But sorry to say I'm not going to croak without a fight." He flicks out the rubber band with his thumb and then threw the paper to the air. The papers were spread, and then they all float around the Aloha wearing exorcist as if they're alive. "Let's see how you all fight against a Shinto Exorcist!"

END

I hope you guys don't mind me shipping some characters from Naruto and other anime for side characters. Anyway please review! Also looking for a Beta if one of you wants to be a powerful martyr for this fic, haha.

Axel Yamamoto Handy Dandy Note:

-Shinto Exorcists: Exorcists based on the religion and belief of Shinto gods. They are different from the Church, and mostly use ancient Onmyouji techniques.

-Meme Oshino: A freelance Shinto Exorcist and Naruto acquaintance. He is shipped from the anime 'Bakemonogatari'.

-DCTF (Devil Counter-Terrorist Forces): As the name implied, they are a task force in charge with handling Terrorist acts inside Devil territory.