AN: Hi evreyone! Hope your all well! I'm writing down one of the requests at the moment but to satisfy you all I wrote a couple of JASPEARL! prompts down centered around movie genres! I hope you all have a good laugh!

Prompt type: Movie genres

Rating: K+

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Romance-

"I love you senpai~"

"I love you to yandere! Let's stay together forever and ever!"

Jasper sighed to herself as the movie ended and the credits began to roll. Her lover sat beside her, knees to her chest and clinging to the orange woman for dear life.

She was crying her eyes out.

"Come on Pearl" Jasper grunted trying (but failing) to fling her off of her. "It's just a crappy japanese movie about a chick killing all the people who fall in love with her crush. If anything, it's one of the stupidest things Not-Rose had subjected us too"

"It's not the plot of 'senpai~tsundere~yandere mega ultra prison cat highschool' thats getting to me" she gulped in between her breaths,

"It's the scene where Yandere murdered that guy with her sword…"

Jasper quickly left the confines of Steven's bed, knowing full well the fits her Pearl could get into.

"S-s-she wasn't holding it probably!"

Sci-fi-

Jasper had always hated the way earthlings depicted aliens. They always seemed to fall in two misleading categories.

The first was that they were weak, docile creatures that were peaceful and war hating. Only wanting to help the inferior earthlings and that they were filled to the brink with magic, friendship, love~

Bleh!

The second was that they were creatures depending solely on war and murder. With armies full of high-tech gear and weapons of mass destruction that could take over the world in ten seconds flat.

In spite of the internal debate, though, she found it was something of a middle ground. She needed her Pearl's love to keep her fighting for war and vengeance and the torture and murder of their enemies to keep receiving it.

Oh, and their weapons could take out the world in five seconds flat, thank you very much!

Comedy-

Jasper turned to her all knowing girlfriend one day and asked her a genuine question.

"I don't get the comedy of errors, what is it?"

Her answer was a bit diminishing, however; with Pearl's eyes falling to the floor as she spoke.

"I have no idea."

Fantasy-

"We look stupid" the orange homeworld gem grunted as she made her way through the crowds of normally dressed civilians.

Her yellow eyes dashed over to pearls blue ones and an agreement was made.

"I agree. Why did you make us dress up like this again steven?"

"Because It's fun! Who wouldn't want to go watch a screening of the the new narnia movie without dressing up like lions? That'll be insane!"

With thestatement he turned around to meet the two of them and handed them their tickets and popcorn.

"I, of course am going to go watch Kung Fu Panda 3 with connie instead so...have fun!"

And with that he dashed off into another screening at the cinema leaving the two oddly dressed gems behind.

"I'm going to kill him"

"No, don't. Maybe this is normal on earth" Pearl stated slowly as she looked around at the people, who, in turn, were staring at them and their odd costumes

"No, Pearl. No it isn't"

Tragedy-

"Y'know this is reminding me...of..rose"

"Pearl. Stop it. It doesn't. Romeo and Juliet is about humans anyway-"

"N-no i-i-it's just…"

"Pearl, stop spewing your damn emotions all over me! Rose is gone, she's not coming back!"

"B-b-ut...I...Just...Can't...no, nevermind, forget I said anything…"

"Shhhh. Pearl. I get it. We won't be going back to the old times. I'm trying. I'm trying to understand this...us."

"Promise?"

"Promise"

[Silence]

[CUT]

"Annnnnd cut!"

"Thank god! That script was just awful Jasper, I couldn't stand it!"

"No need to remind me. I mean Romeo and Juliet, how cliche can you get?"

"Yea... We should get a new agent"

"We?"

"Yea...we…"

Adventure-

"According to my calculations the crystal gems are currently at their base"

Jasper felt a wicked smile spread across her face as those words were spoken, a glee for war opening up in her stomach.

"Perfect. What are they doing, training? Preparing? Do they even know we're coming?"

The green gem froze for a while and let her hand sink back into its normal, more natural form. Her face turned into a confused one and she turned to her superior.

"They're watching a...a adventure movie…"

"Hmmm" the orange gem hummed mid-thought, not really taking in what Peridot had said and her thoughts leading elsewhere. "And what of the dysfunctional pearl? Where is she?"

Peridot was taken a bit back at the obviously distracted commander but replied anyway. "She is complaining about it's impossibility"

"Seems like her."

"WHAT?"

"Oh... nothing" Jasper replied in mild interest as she scanned the barren beach. "But I say we give these savages an adventure they'll never forget…"

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I hope you enjoyed it! But now for some explanations~

Romance: This movie isn't real by the way, but it does make me want to write some yandere highschool Pearl...

Sci-fi: No comment

Comedy: I seriously don't get it.

Fantasy: I really wish their was a new Narnia movie! And who here is hyped for KFP3?

Tradegy: I like to think Steven was the director and Connie helped with all the tech stuff.

Adventure: Peridot is fun to write when she's confused. I can' tell you much but more confused Peridot is to come!

And thats it so, please read, rate revew and leave some requests~

Well, see you at he end of time (Next time)~