The Definition Of 'Cliche'

by do you fear god

I tried to make a fic that's riddled with cliches, to the point where the only original things are the character names, which aren't really that original. Oh boy am I going to have fun writing this. My work ethic dissapeared in 1986, so this may take a bit.

2. Prologue

A/N: Be warned: This is an unhealthy dose of cliche. Please continue with a hazmat suit.

A/N 2: This is also an unhealthy dose of of bad writing. Continue only after your brain has completely developed.

A/N III: Could be considered a Starkit's Prophecy remake.

Prologue

It was a dark night, with trees scattered around a clearing. There were cats gathering, looking into a small pool.

"There is a prophecy!" A cat shouted from the clearing. "The wind will blow away the shadow, and havoc will reign. The white will restore the wind and shadow and all horrible will end."

"There is a second prophecy!" Shouted a second cat, hiding behind the first. "Gold will destroy what silver has done, and the red will rise and the white will see it all."

"A... Third?" Quietly meowed a cat in the back. "White will become what red failed to, and flowers will aide what red has wrought."

"We will tell Aspenshade immediately." Meowed the first cat after a pause, complete with murmurs.

A/N: I expect this to be complete by tomorrow, being cliches easy to write.

(The joke is that tomorrow, it will still say this, and then the story finishing is postponed until the day after that, then the day after that, then the day after that till it finishes)