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Lauren's POV – 2 Weeks Later – 5th Precinct – Dyson's Office - Afternoon

"You want me to what!? Dyson, Bo's going to kill you and maybe me too! I can't believe you would even consider me to do this!"

Dyson's looks almost as frustrated and irradiated as I do as he rubs his forehead with his hand. Well, actually I'm more…shocked than anything else that he would "order" me to do this…Ugh, Bo's going to kill me if I do this. Hell, I wonder if I can call out sick to get out of this because I so don't want to do this...

"Lauren, this isn't about your overprotective girlfriend with jealous tendencies. You know we're still a tad under staffed from Taft's law enforcement killing spree before he was taken care of by a drunken "car accident" and we need a preferably, female same sex couple to go undercover as a married same sex couple since we need more evidence to put Rainer away and he has a weak spot for female couples especially if they're married because his parties tend to be an auction site and a swingers party at the same time; mainly for married couples and...he definitely likes his ladies...Did I mention that he's having an "auction"/swingers party on Saturday?"

I took a frustrated seat in front of Dyson's desk with a heavy exhale. "What exactly is he under suspicion for again? Why can't Kenzi be my fake wife…she is my partner in a sense and a great actress…"

"He's under suspicion for running a prostitution ring and the murders of both his ex-wives. You and Kenzi don't have that romantic chemistry. But, you and Nadia do. Look, I know you don't want to do this because you'd feel like you were cheating on Bo but, You and Nadia did have a thing before Bo came along so it would definitely be more believable if were you two did this instead of any other pair in this precinct. This undercover operation has already been approved. As I said before; Rainer is having a party on Saturday for his rich clientele and for "new enrollment", you already have the pedigree background with all your degrees, published papers and assumingly sizeable bank account so you easily got accepted…Did I mention that our inside guy already got an invite for you; Dr. Lauren Lewis, plus one…"

Dyson takes a seat in his chair as he gives me his best puppy dog eyes. I sighed, I hate when the people I love uses the puppy dog look on me. "I'm guessing you want us to just say that the marriage was a last minute spontaneous decision?"

"It would probably be the easiest explanation. You barely have any Internet presence for anyone to really get any feel on you personally wise. So, no one will know if a spontaneous marriage is suspiciously out of character or not. Nadia's background has been made up to where she's a Registered Nurse who you obviously met at work. Honestly, we didn't have to change/hide too much of either of your backgrounds…You two are really the best choice."

I sighed again, "Did I mention that Bo's going to kill you and maybe me too and definitely Nadia." Dyson chuckled softly, "I'm sure you're over exaggerating just a tad bit there."

"Yeah, that just goes to show how well you know my girlfriend. Did I mention that my girlfriend lives with me now? So, it looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight thanks to you. I mean how would you feel if Ciara went undercover with someone that she slept with before you came along if she was a cop?"

Dyson looks at me surprised. "I didn't know you slept with Nadia." I chuckled, "Maybe that's because unlike you, I don't kiss and tell." I told him as I got up to leave his office.

"What's wrong, Lolo?" Kenzi asked me as I approached my desk which was basically linked to her desk. "Dyson is making me go undercover with Nadia as her wife. I tried to get out of it but it was no use."

Kenzi took her feet off her desk immediately, almost jumping out of her seat as she leaned forward towards me. "Whoa, Bobo's going to go cray, cray. I mean she's going to be pissed! What are you going to do!? I mean how ya going to tell her?"

"I was thinking about going into witness protection…?" She raised her eyebrows at me. "I don't think that's an option…Does Nadia even know yet?"

I shook my head, no. "Dyson hasn't told her yet…ugh, how am I going to tell Bo?" Kenzi gave me a sympathetic look. "Don't know, though…I'm really glad I'm not you right now."

"Gee, thanks Kenz…" Surely I can find a way to qualify for witness protection, right?…Ugh, who am I kidding, what am I going to do?

Lauren's & Bo's Condo – That Evening

I walked in to find Bo on the couch with papers all over the coffee table; no doubt that she's working on a case. She's so lost in her case that she has no idea that I'm here. I love that we're both dedicated to our work most of the time.

I made my way over and mounted her lap causing her to grin and put the papers in her hands down on the couch, next to us. I kissed her to which she immediately responded to and eagerly returned. We both deepened the kiss as our hands slowly roamed each other's bodies.

"Mmmmm…hello, Dr. Lewis…" She sucked my bottom lip before I gave her an Eskimo kiss. "…Hello, Attorney McCorrigan…" I grinned at her as she grinned at me with our foreheads resting against each other.

"…Babe, I hate to ruin our moment but we need to talk…" She immediately caught the nervousness in my tone and caressed my cheek with the palm of her hand. "Okay…whatever it is; you don't have to be afraid to tell me, you know that."

"You're not going to like it and just so you know I don't even want to do it." She looks at me understandably confused. "Okay…and what is it that you don't want to do?"

I took a deep breath as Bo continued to caress my cheek in attempt to comfort me. "Dyson needs me…and Nadia…to go…undercover as a married couple to-"

"WHAT!? HE WHAT?! NO, nuh uh! You are NOT going undercover with that woman! I mean you slept with her the week before we met and you almost dated her and now you're in a sense; marrying her!?"

I'm so glad I mounted her so she couldn't move without pushing me off of her which I knew she wouldn't do. "Bo, sweetheart it's not real and strictly for a case. Nadia hasn't meant anything to me since we met. Please baby, don't make this harder on me than it already is. Nadia…no one means as much to me as you do. I'm going to be faked married to her just for one night while you are the only one I truly intend on marrying one day…if you'll have me that is…"

"But still! You'll be pretend married to Na…wait, did you just say you want to marry me one day?" She asked me with a mixture of disbelief and hope. I just grinned at her and kiss her softly before I answered her. "Yes…one day, I want to marry you and only you; Ysabeau Elizabeth McCorrigan."

Bo seemed frozen forever before she finally broke out of her frozen state with a grin before she gave me a full, passionate kiss. Bo led the slow, tender dance between our tongues before we broke the kiss due to the need of air. "…I want to marry you too…how about tomorrow!?"

I chuckled, "Would this marriage haste have anything to do with wanting to marry me before Nadia does, even though it won't be real with Nadia?" Bo pouted with her puppy dog look in full force as she mumbled, "Maybe…"

I chuckled again, "Babe, we are not going to do an impulsive wedding just to stroke your jealous ego. When we get married, we're going to do it right. Again, Nadia means nothing to me, understand?"

Bo huffed adorably, "Okay, okay but if she tries to sleep with you or something I'll kick her ass!" I smiled at my jealous Bo; she's so adorable when she's jealous. "I'll kick her ass too, don't worry babe; I'm all yours."

Bo placed her head on my chest as she spoke. "Okay, so what's the undercover case about?" She asked me as I leisurely ran my fingers through her long beautiful silky soft brunette hair.

"This guy by the name of Rainer is under suspicion for running a prostitution ring disguised as an art gallery auction where his clientele bids on "art" and when I say art, I mean; women…he's also under suspicion of killing both his ex-wives but that isn't the main concern since we could never find the bodies of hi-"

I stopped my explanation when I noticed Bo became tense in my arms. "Bo…? Are you okay, what's wrong?" She lifted her head from my chest to look into my eyes. "You said Rainer…" I nodded in conformation as I waited for her to explain what was wrong.

"Based on the uncommon name and what you said about him…he's the guy who killed Ryan…" My eyes widened in shock as she continued. "You're not going undercover! Promise me right now that you won't go anywhere near that monster! I won't lose you to him too…I can't…baby please don't do this…"

Bo started sobbing; I didn't know what to say so I did the only thing I could think of. I got off of Bo and picked her up off the couch and carried her upstairs to our bedroom as she clung onto me as if her life depended on it. I placed her on the bed before I snuggled up next to her, holding her protectively as I patiently waited for her to calm down enough to talk.

"Babe…I can't lose you to him too, please don't do this…I should of tracked that fucker down and killed him years ago. But…I- I couldn't...I knew that if I killed him, it would have been out of revenge instead of justice and then…then I'd become no better than those I kill and I'd be nothing more than your traditional assassin..."

"…Bo, I have to do this, it's my job to protect people from people like him…Didn't you say that Ryan's murder was caught on camera? How is he not in prison?"

She snuggled up to me closer as I rained soft kisses all over her tear stained face. "He had someone; a cop on the inside of the 13th precinct which had Ryan's case since it was in their jurisdiction…destroy the evidence...Ironically, I recently found out from a friend from that precinct that Taft took care of the guy on the day that the 13th precinct's captain suspended him for suspicion of destroying evidence the week before I took care of Taft…and in case you're wondering; no, my friend does not know that I'm the assassin. You literally know all of the people that know that I'm the assassin…Please Lauren, don't do this or at least let me be the one that goes in with you…please…"

I looked into her eyes before I gave her a tender kiss. "I have to do this, Bo. But, I promise you, you won't lose me. I won't ever leave you."

She still looks terrified and…unconvinced…"Tell you what; we still have a few days before the operation so let's talk to Dyson in the morning and see if we can work something out, okay?"

She nodded without breaking eye contact with me. "Okay…I love you, Lauren." I wrapped my arms around her tighter as she did the same, holding me with a vice like grip out of fear. "I love you too, Bo and you're not going to lose me, I promise."

"You know cops and doctors aren't legally allowed to make promises…" She tells me in a small, almost childlike voice due to her fear. "Well, you see…I'm not making this promise as a cop or a doctor. I'm making this promise as your girlfriend and future wife and you know I don't break my promises especially not one as important as this one."

"You better not or I swear I'll find a way to bring you back from the dead and you'll be sleeping on the couch for the rest of your resurrected life!" I chuckled and smiled at Bo with her cute puffy eyes and her adorable attempt to give me a stern look.

"I'm serious…you better not die or I'll bring you back and couch you for life…" I couldn't help but kiss my adorable girlfriend before I replied. It's so hard to believe that she has the ability to take lives even if they more than deserve it. Well, I guess they don't call them alter-egos for nothing…"Yes dear, I promise, I won't die."

"Better not…" I softly chuckled at Bo; clearly she wants to be extra clear about my consequences if I die. So, I decided say the only thing I can think to please her. "Yes dear"