Albus Severus Potter

On the morning of Sunday 2nd of July 2023 I (Albus Severus Potter) was to be found sitting next to my god brother (Edward Remus Lupin but everyone called him Teddy) and across from my biological brother (James Sirius Potter) Teddy always told Dad that it was a bad idea to name a child after the two most unruly of The Marauders. Dad didn't listen and now twenty years later he was still "paying the price". Anyway we were lying around the lounge room at the house in Godric's Hollow were my parents had moved after Lily bought herself a flat in Diagon Ally. We were waiting for Lily to get here because we were celebrating Mum and Dad's birthdays because Teddy would be on his honeymoon and James would be in Germany with his girlfriend Veronica Thomas that left me, Lily and Rose. "Hey, Al? Isn't that Rose's owl?" Teddy asked.

"It must have the results of the bet!" I exclaimed as I ran over to let Andromeda (the eagle owl) in.

"Well then? Are you going to open the letter or not?" James demanded. I opened the letter up. It read:

Hi guys!

Okay, so Albus you won. Congrats! Also, HOW DARE YOU BET ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT! ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSENSITIVE? Thanks for the ecouragement yesterday. After Ronald's letter (which I've enclosed and put a silencing charm on) yesterday I really needed it. Also could you please get Aunty Ginny to slap Louis, Freddie and Ron in the face for me and warn them that they are in so much trouble when I see them. Tell Harry and Ginny that I desperately need a place to stay and if it's okay I would love to move in with them. See you tonight!

All my love,

Rosie

P.S. Lily and I will meet you at Weasley Wizarding Wheeze.

"Okay. Well I'll go and wake Ginny up then." Dad's voice spoke from behind me startling me, James and Teddy. Teddy was more obvious because his appearance changed to what it would have looked like if he wasn't a metamorphagus (like his Mum) his hair changed to a sandy blonde and his eyes were brown with flecks of amber throughout them, his face became heart shaped his smile widened slightly but he only looked like that for about thirty seconds before he realised who it was and he changed back to his normal appearance torquiose hair that's as messy as the jet black hair that seems to plague the Potter men with emerald green eyes that are shaped like almonds like Dad's, Grandma Lily's and mine, his smile became the slightly crazy one that Dad is forever claiming belonged to Sirius Black, Grandpa James and Teddy's dad when they were about to pull a massive prank but his face stayed the same; a permanent reminder of his mother. "What does Ron's letter say?" James asked.

"I don't know for sure but I can guess that it wasn't anything nice." I replied. After reading reading Ron's letter we, Teddy, James, Mum, Dad and I were all having to hold on to our seats to keep us from apparating straight into my uncle's living room, barging into his bedroom and hurting him enough to put him in St. Mongo's for more than enough time. Anyway two hours later we were sitting outside Florian Foresque's ice cream parlour with my sister and favourite cousin having found them an hour ago. The aged owner was on fantastic terms with our dad so we all got pretty cheap ice cream and help with homework. After shopping for about five hours we flooed to Potter manor which is were we kept all the clothes that Mum said couldn't have grass stains in them

—Time jump—

As we came closer to the Italian Malfoy Estate I could tell that Dad was getting jumpy. Telltale sign was that he was constantly surveying his surroundings like he was still on the run from 'Moldy-shorts'. We reached the door and Teddy just push open said door and walked into the Manor, this (after several shouts from Mum) resulted in Rose, James, Lily and I walking in with Mr and Mrs H. Potter trailing behind us. We found Teddy in the kitchen playing with two girls who looked to be around the ages of five and twelve. From a few rooms off a woman's voice called out "Scorpius! Scorpius can you check who that is?" five minutes later we found ourselves talking to Scorpius Malfoy. When he came in Rose, Lily, Teddy, James and I were the only people not shocked out of our brains. Later Dad would tell us that he looked identical to his father but he had his mother's personality meaning that he could hold an intellectual conversation without throwing too many insults. When Mrs. Malfoy walked into the room Mum and Dad were dumbfounded because they knew who this woman was. It was Hermione Jean Granger! "Hello Harry. Hey Ginny. How've you been?" She asked politely carful not to over step the boundaries she had set for herself.

"Hello Hermione, Ginny and I've been quite well. Thanks. Are these your children?" Dad replied genuinely interested.

"Erm... no. Not all of them at least. There are four more. Bellatrix, just call her Bella, is in England at her grandparents home but she will be coming over for the night, Corvus is upstairs in his bedroom, Andromeda is in the garden with Draco and Sirius is in the kitchen cooking with the house elves." Hermione stated calmly.

"You kept the star names for the boys?" Mum asked.

"Well actually we kept it for all of the kids that aren't single children. You see Scorpius, Corvus and Sirius are triplets and Lyra and Andromeda are twins." Hermione said before adding "perhaps we could move this conversation into the dinning room and I can go to fetch Draco, Andromeda, Corvus, call Sirius from the kitchen and fire call Bella?"

"Okay. Teddy pack up shop we're going to the dining room." Mum said

"'Kay. Hey Hermie, where's Draco?" Teddy questioned

"He's outside Ted. Why?" Hermione replied.

"Just wondering." My god brother replied.

"Okay then. Lealai!"

CRACK! "Yes, Miss 'Mione? What can Lealai do for the missus?"

"Please call Siri, Core, Drake and Andy in to the dining room, remind Draco to not kill anyone. Then tell Bella to floo to La tenuta di Malfoy. After that you have the evening off until dinner. Okay?"

"Of course miss." CRACK!

Rat, tat tat, tat tat, tat.

"I'll get it Mummy!" Shouted one of the girls. This one looked about twelve years old. She had her father's hair and completion but was identical to her mother in every other possible way.

"Thank you Felicity."

"Mum we've talked about this. Fie is fine!"

"Felicity I will call you what ever I want. I could always go back to the older names like-"

"NO! Felicity is fine. Just no baby names?"

After that rather lengthy conversation Felicity went to answer the door (it was Percy, Audrey, Molly and Lucy) and we went into the dining room. When we got there Mum and Dad got the biggest scare of their lives. Sirius walked in. Now normally that's perfectly fine. However when someone who looks like identical to your dead godfather walks into the room you don't act like nothing happened. That scene went something like this:

Harry: So 'Mione, we've only met five of your children. Where are the other two?

Draco: As Hermione told you Harry. Bella is at the original Malfoy manor, and Sirius is in the kitchen. But knowing him he's probably already cleared up the kitchen and is changing.

Sirius (from the doorway): Dad you really need to deflate your ego. Honestly how you ever managed to convince Mum to marry you without the Impirius Curse I will never know. Poor Mum. She married a ferret. But on the bright side she gave birth to an entire freaking Quidditch team. So... meh!

Harry: Oh my Merlin! *faints*

Ginny: Holy... *faints*

Gorge: Soooo... erm what do we do?

If that wasn't weird then I don't know what was.

Okay so

1. The house elf's name Lealai is pronounced Leelay.

2. I don't own Harry Potter. Okay? Thx. Bye.