A/N: Hey guys! School starts in two days, so this will be the last post for a while I think I'll go back and edit previous chapters in the meantime. Thanks again for all of the positive feedback, you guys rock! I still can't express how happy it makes me reading your comments!
This chapter is all humor and not much content; I just had fun writing it Cinder and the gang are texting on a mission, and not everyone is taking it seriously…
I do not own the Lunar Chronicles
Cinder: Alright, are all of your phones working?
Iko: Yep!
Kai: Yes
Scarlet: Yes
Wolf: yeajh
Cress: Yes
Thorne: No
Cinder: Thorne now is not the time for jokes
Thorne: I wanted the blue one
Wolf: too bad called it1
Cinder: GUYS
Thorne: Fine I'll accept this orange piece of garbage
Cinder: Good. Now I want all of you to repeat your jobs for this part of the operation.
Iko: OMG WE ALREADY DID THIS LIKE 987234509 TIMES ON THE RAMPION
Thorne: ^^^
Scarlet: Come on guys let's just do this so we can move on
Wolf: i aagree
Thorne: If you're going to get the blue one atleast type properly
Wolf: fngers too big7
Kai: *at least
Scarlet: BURN
Cinder: Guys, we're getting off track here!
Cress: I'm supposed to go to the control room and disable the cameras
Cinder: Thank you Cress! Who's next?
Thorne: What was the mission again?
Cinder: ARE YOU SERIOUS
Cinder: I WILL STRANGLE YOU
Cinder: THORNE I SPECIFICALLY TOLD YOU TO LISTEN TO ME
Thorne: No need to shout
Cinder: Just appreciate the fact that we're all in different locations or else you'd be bleeding right now
Kai: Cinder just breathe it's alright he's probably joking
Cress: Captain, you should probably stop distracting Cinder now, she's really nervous
Cress: Sorry if that sounded pushy
Cinder: Thanks Kai I'm okay now
Thorne: Fine I'll stop
Scarlet: O.O
Iko: ;)
Scarlet: LOL so true
Cinder: What
Scarlet: Just you and Kai and Cress and Thorne… ;)
Kai: We should probably get back to the mission
Iko: He is SOO blushing right now!
Cinder: Guys he's right we need to focus
Scarlet: ;)
Cinder: STOP THAT
Thorne: Now whose bugging Cinder?
Kai: *Who's
Thorne: DOES IT MATTER
Cress: Maybe we should delay the mission…
Cinder: No let's just get this over with. You guys don't have to list all your jobs, let's just do this
Thorne: Okay don't get mad but I wasn't kidding when I said I didn't know what we were doing
Cinder: Cress explain it to him I'm afraid my mechanical hand will destroy the phone if I attempt to respond
Cress: Okay
Cress: We're sneaking into the palace to steal the official documents that can prove Cinder is the rightful heir; we can use them as proof when she publicly announces true identity
Thorne: Cool so why am I the only one in the Rampion
Wolf: ur the drivert
Thorne: What? You guys do all the cool stuff and I just drive?
Wolf: thats whty i get the bleu onr
Thorne: But Cinderrrrrr!
Cinder: You should've listened to the plan and maybe you'd get to do something different
Thorne: Cress needs a partner! I can do computer stuff! I took a typing class in middle school!
Cress: Uh…
Cinder: No.
Cress: Thanks, but I think I got it
Iko: #REJECTED
Kai: Why did you include a pound sign in your text, Iko?
Scarlet: OH MY STARS
Iko: LSHMSFOAIDMT
Scarlet: Wait, what?
Iko: Laughing so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco!
Thorne: Speaking of tacos
Cinder: Don't say it
Thorne: I'm hungry
Cinder: THORNE
Wolf: me too
Scarlet: We're just going to ignore the fact that Kai doesn't know what a hashtag is?
Kai: A what?
Iko: Tweeting this!
Kai: Tweeting?
Scarlet: Stop. Just stop.
Cinder: That is kinda sad, Kai
Thorne: OOOOOoooooOOOOOOHHHH! XD
Kai: Okay we're supposed to be attacking the Lunars not me
Cress: …
Cinder: …
Kai: That came out wrong
Wolf: so notacos?/
Thorne: Well I could make some seeing the fact that I'll be oN HERE FOR HOURS ALONE
Scarlet: Build a bridge and get over it
Thorne: you know maybe I can since I haVE SO MUCH FREAKING TIME
Wolf: i want chiken on mien
Thorne: I'M NOT MAKING TACOS
Cress: Well, um, you won't have time to anyway
Cinder: What do you mean?
Cress: I just got an alert on my netscreen, and Levana recently ordered for the files to be moved
Cinder:
Cinder:
Cinder: WAT
Cinder: NNO THEY CANT DO THAT THATHSK N OT FAIR
Kai: Cinder breathe
Cinder: WHAT ARE TYOU TAKLING ABOUT IM FIEN
Kai: Cinder you'll shutdown
Cinder: IDONTKNOEWHY THETYTDBDUDTHT
Kai: Cinder?
Cinder: Ibrokethespacebar
Wolf: …so can we maek tacos/?
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Thorne: I'm so bored
Thorne: Bordey bored bored
Thorne: Anyone else up?
Thorne: Cress?
Thorne: Creeeeeees
Thorne: CREEEEES
Thorne: CRESS I'M BORED
Kai: Thorne
Thorne: You're not Cress
Kai: It's 3 in the morning
Kai: What's wrong with you
Thorne: Cress is more feminine
Kai: Stop
Thorne: And more attractive
Thorne: And doesn't have a stick up her butt
Kai: STOP
Thorne: Why
Kai: Every time you text I get an alert and it's keeping me up!
Thorne: Why don't you just turn down the volume?
Kai:
Kai: I don't know how
Thorne: BAHAHAHA
Thorne: Well in that case… :D
Kai: No please
Kai: I'm ignoring you
Thorne: H
Thorne: E
Thorne: L
Thorne: L
Thorne: O
Thorne:
Thorne: K
Thorne: A
Thorne: I
Kai: Stop
Thorne: I
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Thorne: H
Thorne: O
Thorne: U
Thorne: G
Thorne: H
Thorne: T
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Thorne: Y
Thorne: O
Thorne: U
Kai: Yes you thought I was ignoring you okay I GET IT
Scarlet: Hey guys I'm joining the party
Kai: Why are you up, Scarlet?
Scarlet: My room is next to yours
Scarlet: You keep growling
Thorne: LOL mission accomplished
Kai: ha ha ha sooo funny
Thorne: Glad you agree
Kai: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Scarlet: W
Scarlet: H
Scarlet: Y
Scarlet:
Scarlet: S
Scarlet: O
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Scarlet: E
Scarlet: R
Scarlet: I
Scarlet: O
Scarlet: U
Scarlet: S
Scarlet: ?
Kai: NOT YOU TOO
Thorne: :D
Scarlet: :D
Wolf: cool batman referndce
Thorne: Wolf!
Scarlet: Hey Z
Kai: Please don't spam me too
Kai: I'm begging you
Wolf: k
Kai: THANK YOU
Wolf: a
Wolf: i
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Wolf: d
Kai: OH COME ON
Thorne: And the judge scores…
Scarlet: 10/10 XD
Wolf: thx scar
Cress: Hey guys
Thorne: CRESS FINALLY
Thorne: I'M BORED
Kai: Really? You seem to be having fun TORTURING ME
Scarlet: What woke you up, Cress?
Cress: I was watching net dramas and decided to check my texts
Thorne: At 3 a.m?
Cress: There was a cliffhanger!
Iko: Giiiirl I totally feel that!
Kai: I'm never going to sleep again
Wolf: lol no yu wont
Scarlet: Hey, Iko, what's up?
Iko: I was watching net dramas too because ya know androids don't sleep and then I was like omg what is that pinging noise and it was MY PHONE and I CAN'T BELIEVE no one told me we were having a giant group chat!
Thorne:… how do you type so fast
Iko: Practice :D
Cinder: Guys we have a mission tomorrow we should be sleeping
Iko: OMG CINDER HI
Scarlet: What woke you?
Cinder: I get alerts
Cinder: Like in my mind
Cinder: It's pretty distracting
Kai: Yes we should all stop and SLEEP
Thorne: But I can't sleep noooow!
Scarlet: Me neither
Wolf: same
Cress: Yeah…
Iko: I can't sleep period :D
Cinder: Ughhh…
Cinder: Fine
Thorne: Fine what?
Cinder: I'll make bacon
Cinder: Cress can set up the portscreen
Cinder: Any movie suggestions?
Scarlet: YES
Iko: CINDER ILY
Iko: ily means I love you, Kai
Kai: Thanks I appreciate that
Wolf: wht about breakfast club
Wolf: casue were eating breaksfast
Wolf: get it
Scarlet: You're hilarious, babe -_-
Wolf: thx
Cress: I haven't seen it, what's it about
Thorne: WAT
Thorne: IT'S LEGENDARY
Cress: Sorry 0.0
Thorne: Don't apologize, just sit next to me and suffer through my constant commenting :D
Scarlet: UGH Thorne don't be that guy
Thorne: Too bad, already am
Cinder: Alright let's do it
Iko: OMG pajama party :D
Wolf: we have to waear our pajames?
Scarlet: I bet you have embarrassing superhero themed jammies :3
Wolf: i sleep na ked
Scarlet: …
Iko: …
Cress: …
Cinder: …
Thorne: That's hot
Kai: Well now there's a lovely image in my head
Scarlet: Hey, that's my man you're talking about
Iko: Cinder Kai's mentally cheating on you!
Thorne: Iko, no one likes a tattle tale
Kai: OKAY GUYS THIS IS TOO WEIRD NOW
Cinder: Agreed. I'm ending this.
Cress: What do you mean, Cinder?
Cinder: No more phones. I'm taking them back.
Iko: NOOOOOOO D':
Thorne: CINDER WHYYYY
Kai: I'm okay with it
Wolf: are weh neber getting tacos
Thorne: TACOS DON'T MATTER MAN WE'RE HAVING A CRISIS HERE
Cress: I totally respect your decision, Cinder, but how will we communicate during missions?
Cinder:
Cinder: Smoke signals
Scarlet: Smoke signals? Really?
Cinder:
Cinder:
Cinder: Fine you can keep the phones
Thorne: WHOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
Iko: YAY :D
Kai: That's all fine and dandy but can we just watch the movie now?
Cinder: Good idea
Wolf: bacon tacos
Wolf: ia am a gensius
Scarlet: That's nice Z
Thorne: Dude stop by my room and I'll let you borrow some pajamas
Thorne: Please wear underwear
Wolf: no promises :P