The Seven Childhood Oneshots

Welcome back, my wonderful readers! Wow i can't believe we got 5 reviews! Well, actually 6! The more the merrier, then.

Thanks for reviewing: demigod1, owlhuntress, Mrs. Di'Mcshizzle, Deadly Huggles, Guest, and ThunderWolf7226.
Deadly Huggles, by the way, sure it could count as five if you did it three times, but we got enough already.

Sorry I didn't update sooner, but i was on vacation!

hope you guys get in a laugh for... drum roll...

Jason

It was a crisp autumn afternoon and everything was peaceful at Camp Jupiter. Jason Grace was 13 years old and was walking in New Rome with his good friend Reyna. Reyna was 13 like him, but already a centurion. Jason trusted Reyna with his life, and he told her things that he normally didn't tell anyone, like the embarrassing story of how he got the scar on his lip. He had thought a stapler would be a tasty snack, and tried to eat it. They both laughed about it, Reyna more than usual.

So on this particular day, the son of Jupiter and daughter of Bellona walked through the serene streets of New Rome, sipping their hot chocolate. Just then Dakota from the Fifth Cohort came rushing to their side.
"There's been a disturbance at the barracks! Some kind of monster..." Jason and Reyna slammed down their drinks and became alert.
Reyna said, "How did it get through the barriers? Have you alerted out praetors?" Dakota replied,
"I did, they told me to come get you." As they raced back through the streets and to the barracks, Jason noticed that camp life was going on as usual. Strange. But for now, they had to find this monster and kill it. They walked into a dark room and found Leila unconscious on the floor.
Jason growled. "Whoever did this is going to pay." Suddenly Reyna writhed in pain and fell to the ground, squirming. Jason fumed.
"Who did this? Come here and let me fight you!"
"I am here for you, Jason Grace." said a gravelly voice.
"Come into the light!" he yelled. A light turned on so dim that Jason could only decipher a small shape. It was... oh no. His deepest fear. It was a... a...

STAPLER! TIME TO PANIC!

Jason slashed everywhere with his sword until only a heap of metal laid in the dim light. As Jason fell to the ground, exhausted, he heard the voice again.
"I am here for you, Jason Grace." said the son of Bacchus laughing as he walked into the room. Leila tried to get up from the floor, but was weak with laughter and just fell again and pounded her fists on the ground. Reyna laid flat on the ground crying from hysterically laughing. The son of Jupiter wanted to hide his head in a toilet right now, he was so humiliated.

He said, "You guys are good actors."

Wow, I was so excited for this chapter! Please review soon.

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