Captain Falcon, Mac and Charle went oer to Paddy's Pube. Denis was there severing customers while Dee was beig a usels burd.

"Hey Dennis," Mac said, "We're here be cause we have another crazi skeme."

"Oh what is it now... OH SHIT, CAPTAIN FACOLN!" Dennis saud. His penis started to

"HUAH! Nice to meet you, Dennys!" Falcon said with a flex of his muscels. His muscles buldged out of his suit, slightly tearing the suit and showing off exposing his girthy penus.

"DAMN!" Dennis said. "I mean... I'm not a homosexual like you, Mac!"

"Of course you'd say that," Mac said, But think of this!

Mac flexed, but since he had no muscle, it looked like he was just a flabby jello man instead of a iron Adoness. Dennis laughed, while Dee tried to be useful. Just then, Frank walked into the bar.

"Guy!": Frankj said. "I gotta get outta heer!"

"What is it now, Frank!" Dennis sasked. "I' trying the adrmire Falcon's cock here!"

":Aha! You are gay, Denis!" Mac said. "I knew you were using the asspounder ast night! "

"Heads up, bitches!" Falco said. He was after Captain Falcon's ass and took ot his laser blaster.

"Oh hey, Dee, your boyfriend is here," Dennis said.

"Oh yeah, because he looks like a bird and she looks like a bird," Charlie said, scratching his head causing dandruff to fall out.

"Take this!" Falco said, firing his lazer. It missed Captain Faslcon and hit Dee, vaporizing her. Frank was so shocked he shit his pantz.

"Oopps!" Frank said, taking out his dump filled pants.

"Gross, Frank!" Mac said.