What kind of drinker are you?
"Hi I'm Dan Rogers and I am here to talk to you about Poison." Sarge then popped out of nowhere. "I mean alcohol." Sarge then slinked away. "Sorry he doesn't like it when you say the 'cool version'. For most of you, you probably have had a beer or wine. But take it from me I've had every kind of drink there is." Rogers walked over to table. "First is whisky." Rogers took of his helmet and sipped it. "Now aged whiskey is fine and smooth but you can get drunk off your ass real fast. Next is rum and pepsi. It is sweet and it lingers. My favorite Vodka, most people say it is terrible but I like to drink it straight." He took out a bottle and downed it in a minute.
"Hey Rogers." Grif said.
"I'm not drunk." Rogers then fell down passed out.
"I'll make some coffee. Vulcan make some coffee!"
Not my best Psa.