0:00 - Dramatic! Confrontation! Mountains! Shadowy figures! Can't figure out why Her Holy Uppitiness is asking ME to come along. I'm not about to save her from whatever trap/ambush/assassination thing the "Charlatan" has got set up. "Charlatan." Getting a little pretentious in the naming department, are we?

1:16 - Couldn't they have picked a spot a LITTLE closer to town? With fewer sulfur springs in the way? No shootouts in the streets, yes, good idea. Dragging me out here, no, bad idea. I hope the "Charlatan" has something super entertaining planned after all this.

2:49 - Reyes. That idiot. He really thought I didn't know? What kind of an idiot did he think I was? But he did the whole dramatic entrance thing really well. I guess I'll keep him. He's fun and useful and he'll never be completely honest with me, which is good, because I'll never get bored! Win-win!

5:10 - Setting up an angara as the face of his operations was a nice touch. I think things are well in hand here. Except for the water, we really should do something about that. GRIFF. I NEED YOU.