Griff -
So, we've got this really nice planet here, Kadara. Or it WOULD be a really nice planet if it wasn't covered in nasty, stinky, corrosive pools of death. I have a brilliant solution! While we're waiting for the Archon to poke his-her-their-its head out of whatever hole he-she-they-it is hiding in, we turn on the monoliths I've spotted, whoosh down into the vault - that's a sound gravity wells make, right? Whoosh? - and turn the whole system back on. Then Kadara Port's water problems are solved and, hey, we'll have this really nice planet just sitting here, mostly empty, in case we've got a bunch of colonists waiting to, y'know, colonize something.
TANN! Give me a medal for my awesome contribunatorialness!
- Nettie
Nettie -
I'll pass the request on to Director Tann. Should I add something about making you governor of the colony so you can be near your boyfriend? Maybe bribe him with the promise of an invitation to your wedding? Anything for my little sister!
- Griff
Griff -
I will personally murder you if you do anything of the kind. And then I will resurrect you so I can spend the rest of your life embarrassing you by talking very loudly, in public, about all the things you do - or want to do - or will do someday - with Jaal which make you turn bright red when I mention them. You know the ones. Marry Reyes? He might stop lying to me! He might never look at another woman! He might find out my legal name! Oh no, the day I marry Reyes Vidal is the day the Archon hands us Heleus all wrapped up in a pretty package, topped with a bow.
Still want that medal, though. Make it happen.
- Nettie