Season 14
I'll be doing fourteen (Original) stories for season fourteen
Origins
"You ever wonder why or how Rogers and Vulcan got enveloped in project Freelance well here's a story for you." Vic said.
Vulcan sat in the brig at a training ship in the orbit of Earth, this was her third strike against her. First time she punched the C.O when he patted her on the ass, second was a sparring match which she broke her partner's arm and the third well that was a tough story. She punched a fellow soldier when she bad mouth her father then a couple of his friends join in and they all had severe injuries. She heard a person walking toward her.
"Emma." She turned her head and saw her father.
"Dad! I'm sorry it's just that-"
"Wait in the ship." The brig door opened and Vulcan walked away her head hung low. Vulcan's father began to walk to the bridge and when he got there a old 'acquaintance' sat silence. "Hello Dr. Church."
"James, why did you call me here?"
"I've been very lenient when it came to you asking for more bases and taking the unwanted soldier soldiers for your experiments. Now I ask you to take my daughter and put her at one of your safested bases." The Director began to smile.
"May I ask why?" James began to frowned.
"As you know the war is getting worse everyday and I've looked at the maps. Your bases are on the other side of the conflict, she'll be safe."
"I can be persuaded, for a price." James gritted his teeth then smiled.
"I know you've done illegal things. What those things are I don't know but, and I don't what to strain this enough is this. Your ship crashed, without any reason but you were sloppy. It was obvious that some of your Freelancers crashed it. I burned the evidence but know this if I tell the UNSC your own agents destroyed a multi-billion dollar warship that could have been used for the war maybe they investigate the reason for the sudden uprise." Church still kept his smile.
"I can work something out. There is this a base, I have someone of great importance there and a lot of people monitoring it. And even if a single threat comes a light year near a base they will be evacuated. But I still have to ask you have a lot of conections why not send her with the dozens of other politicians leaving to outside the galaxy?"
"She's always wanted to be a soldier, to be on the front lines like her mother and if I send her with those fleeing cowards she would never forgive me."
"Deal." Dr. Church said, James sighed as he shook the hands of the devil.
Meanwhile outside in the middle of the desert a man was making out with a beautiful young women. "We should stop, my boyfriend will be back at any minute."
"I'm not afraid of the drill Sergeant." he said going in for another kiss but she stopped him. "Fine. See you later baby." As Dan left a man came out of his hiding place, he balled his fists in rage. At first he thought about going up to Rogers and bashing him in the face but he remember that he would get arrested so he thought something better. He pulled out his phone and called some agency, he didn't know much about it all that they wanted the worst soldiers for some reason.
"Yeah, this Project Freelance you have soldiers you want to dump?" A voice said.
"Yeah Dan Rogers terrible soldier. He's actually bring down his entire squad."
"Yeah, yeah. How is he bring down his entire squad." The man was silent for a sec, to be fair he was a good soldier and he couldn't make up a entirely bullshit reason. "Sir?"
"He keeps trying to sleep with every girl in site?" Not fully a lie not fully a lie.
"Hmm alright."
"So that's how Rogers and Vulcan got wrapped into Project Freelance, one through protection and another to get revenge."
Goodbyes
"Not many people realise that when you leave for Project Freelance you don't ever get to say hello to your family again, this was to prevent contamination from outside sources so the soldiers wouldn't know what was going on." Vulcan was at a military base talking to a hispanic woman, she had tears in her eyes.
"Hailey don't worry I'll text and call every month."
"But can't you turn down this mission, your dads in the army he could-"
"I told you about my mom. I want to be like her." Vulcan kissed Hailey on the cheek and left for a shuttle. As the shuttle took off Vulcan noticed a young black guy talking to a pretty soldier before she threw something in his face. Vulcan only laughed but she then got a text on her phone. It was from Hailey, she took it out and looked at it.
Dear, Emma Vulcan.
I Hailey, regret to tell you that I'm breaking up with you. It would kill me if you died so I'm cutting all communication with you. Please do not call back.
Vulcan twitched her eyes as she got up from her seat and head to the bathroom. A stewardess tried to stop her but Vulcan just kept going. "I'm a soldier that going to die soon. Leave me alone."
"Um." Vulcan enter the small single bathroom, she rooted around her purse and found a lighter and a cigarette that she left in their after she quiet as a reminder. She looked at the smoke detector which she punched and smashed to bits and pieces. Vulcan lit the cigarette and cried.
Meanwhile Rogers looked at his family. A bunch of assholes in his option. "See you later pricks." he said leaving flipping them off, his family did the same and he just entered the shuttle and sat down at his seat. After a few minutes of waiting for the safety checks to stop he got a text on his phone from his family.
Sorry Dan but we are going to stop texting and talking to you for a while, we just need a break
Dan shrugged and turned off his phone.
Recruitment
"So you learned how Vulcan and Rogers got into project Freelance and how Vulcan was sent to B.G but how and why Rogers well sit back and learn from Vic. So are story starts here..." Butch Flowers looked at the soldier he would work with, Church, Tucker and Emma Vulcan. Now he just had too find a match for her, she was a good soldier but had huge temper. He didn't need a super soldier just another soldier.
"Sir." A soldier said. "The last piece of the puzzle is here."
"Good." Butch turned on a screen and watched as a tall, midly handsome man with dirty blonde hair walked into a room. He sat down at a table and another person sat down.
"Hey you mind if I clean my gun."
"Um." Butch looked down and saw his name was Dan Rogers. Dan took out his SMG and began to clean his gun.
"Sorry I just love this time."
"First question, how well do you work under pressure?"
"Fine, I'm pretty laid back."
"So why did you join the army?"
"To get away from my family." Dan said with a laugh.
"Um alright. Is it true that you don't take order too well."
"Is this about the brownie incident. I didn't realize WindBear was a hippy name but anyways I take orders well but yeah at most I'll bad talk people behind his back."
"I think we're done here." The man left his chair and walked to a corner and went onto his radio. "This guys is a good soldier but I wouldn't recommend him. He has a long list of disobeying orders, not taking things seriously."
"I'm sure. Dan Rogers is just incompetent as the rest of them." Butch said with an evil smile. He turned off the radio and sighed. "He's good enough."
"So that's how Dan was sent Blood Gulch. Butch was just tired."
Blood Gulch
"You ever wonder what happen when Rogers met the Red's for the first time. What about Emma when Tucker learned that Vulcan was a woman."
Vulcan was setting up her room setting things up, she had just gotten to Blood Gulch a day ago. It was a massive BITCH to get her punching bag but the poster were easy. After Emma was done she left her room and greeted a the new person. "Captain Flowers who's he?"
"Him?" Flowers sounded confused for a second. "He's Private Leonard Church."
"Church? Hmm odd name. You know my dad knew a girl named Church."
"Cool what's your name."
"Emma Vulcan and yes like the alien but it was originally named after the Roman God of fire."
"Vulcan. I think I heard that last name before."
"Probably my dad. James Vulcan, one of the best Generals the UNSC ever had."
"Nah must have been thinking about the aliens. Sorry." Vulcan just shrugged and another person walked in.
"Oh hello Private Tucker. This is Private Tucker."
"Sup, you guys a lady?"
"No."
"Yes?" Vulcan said.
"Oh sweet." Tucker ran up to Vulcan. "So baby, I see you have icy blue armor hows about I warm you up. I'm talking about-" Before Tucker could finish Vulcan sucker punched Tucker. He fell down with a large thud and laid down on the ground.
"I like her."
Meanwhile Rogers was napping in the Pelican while two guys bickered. He was waken up by the shaking and yawned.
"What happened to everyone? This was filled with soldiers."
"They got dropped off." The man in Orange armor said.
"So you guys going to Blood Gulch?" Dan asked.
"Yeah. Names Dexter Grif. That's Richard Simmons."
"Dan Rogers." Rogers said taking out his flask and down the whisky inside.
"Water or the good stuff." Grif asked.
"Good stuff. Want some?" Grif nodded his head and Rogers threw Grif a beer.
"So how did you smuggle this stuff in?"
"Liquor store." Grif and Rogers talked for a little bit and then they were in Blood Gulch. They went inside and put their stuff in their rooms, Grif and Rogers shared a room while Simmons got his own room. The room wasn't large but it was enough. Rogers and everyone else went topside and met up with the commander of the base whose actual name was Sarge.
"Alright men I run a tight shift here. Do you understand?"
"Yes!" The whole group said.
"Good we're at an understanding. Now who's ready to kill some blues?"
Mother's Day
"Now you might be thinking shouldn't this be a PSA but let me tell it isn't and to be fair the story hasn't happen...yet."
Vulcan was on a hospital bed her stomach swollen but not because she ate too much but for another reason. "Push. Push." Grey said.
"Awe it's a girl." Doc said. The baby wailed and cried while everyone who was present at the birth threw up. Except for Tucker, Doc and Grey.
"I just want to say thank you for letting me help. I haven't had practice with births yet though if I need to cut open your belly-"
"Moving on. I should cut the cord right?" Rogers asked.
"If you want to." Doc said. Rogers did that and helped cleaned up his daughter. Grey handed the baby back to Vulcan.
"So what should we name her?" Rogers asked.
"Ooh what about Nicky?" Donut suggested.
"Sargelee." Sarge suggested.
"Just call her Miracle." Grey suggested. "She's the first baby born on Chorus in well years."
"How's about Allison." The baby cooed at the name this was lost on everyone else.
"Why Allison." Carolina asked.
"For a fallen friend." Vulcan said.
"I like it." Rogers said. "So I say when we have a boy we name him Leonard."
"Yeah I like that." Vulcan smiled and play with her daughter.
"Pretty uplifting huh but there's more stories to tell."
A childhood ends
"You just heard a happy story about a childhood but what about a sad one. People think Vulcan had a happy childhood but you be surprised how sucky it was."
A five year old Vulcan slept in racecar bed, she was a huge tomboy. Her toys weren't barbies but G.I. Joe's, bunny rabbits were lions and bears dress up wasn't princesses or fairies but Dragons and knights though she did like to make her Joes have dates. Torrey woke up when the ship shook and Vulcan left her bed. She walked down the halls and went to the bridge. "Hey little one why are you a wake?"
"I think my mommy's home."
"Do you want me to take you to your dad." Vulcan nodded her head. The soldier took hand and guided her to the bridge of the ship. She opened the door and listen to her father screaming.
"What the fuck do you mean KIA my wife was the best pilot there ever was." A man on a screen looked down.
"I'm sorry but your wife is-"
"Daddy?" The young girl said. Everyone in the room was silent. There stood a five year old girl with a confused look on her face.
"Emma what are you doing up?"
"I thought mommy was home." James went over and picked up his little girl and motion for the screen to be turned off.
"She is coming home but not for a long time."
"Did she go away like uncle Jasper?" James began to tear up.
"Yeah. Let's get you back to bed."
"But mommy."
"Would mommy like you wide awake this late?"
"OK." Vulcan said yawning.
Five Months later
Vulcan was in her white dress waving the UNSC flag as a big wooden box was lowered into the ground. Her father cried and many other people did the same. Vulcan didn't really understand. She still was waiting for her mom and maybe she could tell her what was in the box.
The life as a cook
"You ever wondered what is like for Vulcan when she cooks well just sit back read/listen and pretend classical music is playing?"
Vulcan entered the Blue in her usually cooking attire. She was out of her armor and in sweatpants and a sports bra. She took out the ingredients and started cooking. She put her blood, sweat, tears and cinnamon into cooking this glorious feast. When she was done she took the food out and placed it down at the tables.
"Woo!" Tucker and Caboose yelled as they down the plate in seconds. Church however looked pissed. He used to love Vulcan's meals and the only one who didn't down it in seconds but hey at least the guys-
"More please!" Caboose asked licking the plate. Torrey smiled and went back to the kitchen.
Bar room blitz
"If you couldn't tell Rogers is an alcoholic. What you think there's some joke all of you are terrible problems. My programer is an- no I'm not going to tell just read on."
Rogers and the entire Red squad were at a bar on some backwater planet. Rogers ordered a whisky while the rest of the guys just had beers. The night was going nice when some guys were being rude to Donut. "Leave me alone." Donut said.
"Looks like we got a pink fairy here." One man laughed.
"We don't like fa-"
"Piss off assholes." Rogers said getting into one of the guys face.
"Is that so. What do you think you are." Rogers smiled as he broke a glass bottle of the guys face.
"A red army soldier."
"Looks like we got a bar fight." Sarge said happily. The man punched Rogers across the face sending him to the ground and a whole battle erupted. The man who punched Rogers stood over him and was about punch him in the face again when Grif rammed into the guy.
"Thanks man." Dan said getting back to his feet.
"Ah don't mention it. Excuse me while I got sit on a guy and take a nap." Grif did just that, he stole a beer and sat down on the man. Dan got up and punched another man.
"Ahh don't hit me!" Simmons said blocking a punch to the face.
"Simmons you're a cyborg."
"Oh right." Simmons said. He punched the guy with his robot arm and send the man flying. Lopez came into the bar, holding a martini with a screwdriver in it.
"[Oh my god I hate all of you]." A man punched tried to punch Lopez in the face to only break his hand. He looked at Lopez with a awkward smile before getting punched in the face. "[But these guys are huge assholes]" Lopez said.
"Thank you." Before Rogers could punch another man a shotgun blast let out. "Damn it Sarg-Donut."
"Hi! Now you assholes get the fuck out."
"Wow! He's got a GUN everyone out!" All the guys who were fighting Rogers and his team ran out. Rogers pulled a stool next to Donut.
"I didn't expect you to pull a Sarge."
"A Sarge?" Sarge asked.
"Pulling out a shotgun and firing it in the air." Everyone said.
"Well since you won the battle I'll let you order the drinks. One round, whatever you get we drink."
"I'm down with that." Grif said, he could never turn down a free drink.
"Barkeep. A round of bloody Marys, and a oil Mary." Everyone groaned and several drinks were plopped down in front of them. He rolled his eyes as he sipped the drink.
"Hey this isn't that bad."
"(Yeah. I like it.)" Lopez said.
"Yoohoo." A male android said waving at Lopez.
"(Nope I am out.)" Lopez said leaving. Rogers kept drinking his drink.
"Um can you get your friend off me? He's crushing all of my major organs."
"Shut up."
Kill Fuck Marry
"Alright mi amigos the RvB likes to play games and stuff but what happens after a night of drinking they play a game that reveal many dark things."
"Alright people I got a game. A million dollar but." Donut suggested.
"Boo. We played that like a million times."
"Ha I got an idea." Vulcan said with a drunken hiccup.
"Alright let's hear it." Simmons said.
"Kill fuck marry." Everyone was silent.
"I'm game." Tucker said.
"Why am I surprised." Grif mocked.
"I'll play." Rogers said.
"I don't know I mean there's only one girl."
"Fine we can count Sister and Carolina." Vulcan said. "Since I suggested I'll go first. I'll kill...Tucker."
"Come on." Tucker said.
"I'll fuck sister."
"Woo!" Tucker said.
"Hey!" Grif said.
"And marry Rogers." Rogers couldn't help but smile.
"That's not fair, you're already married to him." Tucker said.
"Just count it." Wash said.
"Simmons you're next." Vulcan said with an evil laugh.
"Alright um kill...kill...kill."
"Crap Simmons just turned into an evil cyborg run for it." Vulcan said with laugh.
"Kill Vulcan. Meat bag." He said under his breath. "Marry sister and fuck Car-"
"Just to be clear none of you shoulder ever tell her you played this game using her name or she might kill you." Wash said.
"Well duh." Roger said spilling his drink. "We're dumb not idiots."
"Since Wash thinks he knows what he is doing I nominate him." Simmons said.
"Damn it. Alright I'd kill Sarge, Marry...Car-"
"Sup dick heads." Church said popping out of nowhere.
"Ahhhh!" Everyone screamed, it wasn't that they were scared of him but when Church is near Carolina and she funny enough she walked in.
"What are you guys doing?" she asked.
"Kill fuck marry." Vulcan said.
"Oh this got to be good." Church said "So who was going?" Wash looked nervous so Vulcan thought she'd save him a painful death.
"Sarge."
"Ok, kill Grif. Marry my shotgun and fuck-I can't do it none of you I'd sleep with. Donut you go next."
"No!" Everyman in the group said.
"Hooo me me!" Caboose said.
"Alright let's see what he has to say." Rogers said taking a sip of beer.
"I'd kill Church since I already did, marry him and-"
"Caboose!" Church screamed.
"Alright Grif you're up."
"Alright I'd kill...let's say Tucker for sleeping with my sister, fuck Vulcan, sorry man." Rogers stuck out his tongue at Grif comment. "Marry Simmons, we bitch at each other enough to be called a married couple."
"So does that mean my fanfic are confirmed?" Donut said with an laugh.
"Screw you...wait-"
"Carolina you're up."
"What?" Vulcan smiled.
"Come on. We're all drunk I doubt any of us will remember this. Might as well do it now." Vulcan watched as she rolled her eyes. "I'd kill Tucker."
"Again!"
"Marry Wash I don't know and fuck...I am out."
"And then there was one." Everyone turned to Tucker.
"Let get this over with." Tucker said. "I'd fuck Sister, Kill Church and Marry Carolina."
"Thank for-"
"I mean with that ass who wouldn't." Carolina began to growl and Rogers pulled out his phone.
"Wait wait got it." A song began to play, it was run boy run and so did Tucker did.
"I'm going to kill you." Carolina screamed at him.
AU Part one
"Hey...oh god this pretzel sucks. Alright I got a funny story for you. What would happen if Vulcan was on Red team and Rogers on Blue team. Well here's what would happen."
"Hey." Simmons said
"Yeah?" Grif asked.
"You ever wonder why we're here?" Grif asked.
"It's one of life's great mysteries." Vulcan stepped up in her fire red armor.
"I know why I'm here. My mom and dad got drunk at a baseball game and-"
"Whoa!" Simmons said. "I mean why are we out here."
"Well no shit sherlock. It's called being a smartass."
"Ha. You should have seen your face." Grif said.
"I signed up because my family history." Vulcan said. "I ever tell you guys about it?"
"Just about everyday."
"Alright big man."
"Hey I wouldn't be big if you're food wasn't so good."
"Bullshit." Vulcan laughed. "You were fat before I met you and you're just as fat now. My cooking didn't do shit. By the way I'm making steak tonight. Any requests."
"Big mountain of mash potatoes with a sea of butter and medium rare."
"Simmons?"
"Well done, salad no tomatoes."
"Got it, so why did you sign up."
"I got drafted. But I thought I get shot and be sent home."
"And?"
"I've been shot seven times you tell me."
"Simmons?" He shrugged.
"Ladies double time oh and sir."
"Coming sir."
Meanwhile Rogers in his Icy blue armor was on the ridge with Church.
"Hey what are they doing?"
"God damn dude I'm getting sick of that question."
"Hey dude chill. I can't see shit. At Least I'm not like Tucker bitching over the sniper rifle."
"Fair enough." Church looked over his shoulder before throwing Rogers the rifle.
"Tell him and I'll shoot you."
"Hey my lips are sealed." Rogers looked down at Red base, nothing happened. They just stood there talking. He sighed and threw rifle back to Church.
"Do they do anything else than stand around and talk?" Rogers said.
"Afraid not. Wait I just got a call from Tucker. Our shipment just arrived."
"Hey you think they got any good food. I'm tired as hell of the rations."
"I don't know maybe?" Rogers and Church raced down back to blue base
Au part 2
"Alright we are going to do a bit of a time jump here so stay with me alright."
Vulcan was standing around keeping an eye out for the blue's incase they got brave to attack. That's when Donut came by. "Hey V."
"Hey Donut. You still carrying that flag around?"
"Yes ma'am. Hey you think they will they will give me my own armor?" Vulcan shrugged.
"I had the standard Red armor for awhile."
"Then what happened?" Donut asked.
"I destroyed the blue's warthog."
"They might give you Grif's armor since he destroyed our warthog."
"Very funny. Wait do you think they'll do that." Vulcan laughed for a minute until she saw something on Donut's head.
"Whoa what the hell?" Vulcan said. "What the hell is that?"
"What is it."
"It's like a blue pulsating thing."
"What like a spider! Get it off!"
"It's not a spider. It's something else." Suddenly it exploded which caused Vulcan jumped back. Suddenly Grif was punched in the face and Simmons fainted. Vulcan stood her ground. When she saw a shimmer of light she cracked her knuckles. She threw a fist and hit something. There was a loud bitch and the invisible creature showed a man in black armor. It grabbed Vulcan and head but her.
AU Part 3
Vulcan stood with Grif and Simmons, her bruises healing. "Hey."
"Yeah." Vulcan said.
"You ever wonder why we're here?" Vulcan make a sigh.
"No. Semper Fi bitch." Vulcan said with an annoyed.
"Whoa you're moody." Grif said raising his hands in defeat.
"Grrr. Sorry I'm just really annoyed to day."
"Heggrrgurt." Lopez said making a strange sound, Everyone turned their heads and looked at the spanish speaking robot.
"Yo, and I me hey yo since you speak- never mind. Amigo you alright?" Lopez began to spout random nonsense about warning and how he didn't understand why he was speaking spanish.
"Vulcan what did he say." Grif asked.
"I think he's glitching out. I told you not to use him to house your porn stash or he'd get a virus."
Meanwhile Rogers looked on the ridge at tank. "Hey Tuck you Church's plan will work."
"I don't know." Tucker said shrugging his shoulders. "I better radio Church to be safe."
"Hey Tucker let me do it!" Caboose said gleefully.
"Alright little dude."
"Calling Church. Come Church. This is Private O'malley."
"I thought your name was Caboose." Rogers said.
"I didn't want to be difficult." Caboose said
Back at Redbase Vulcan was trying to sort out what Lopez was saying. She did hear something about a tank and a bitch that's when a tank shell the base. It frightened Vulcan so much she began to run away.
Meanwhile back on the ridge Rogers looked down at the Red Base and saw a lone red running away. "Hey I see a red. I'll steer her back to the base."
"Sure whatever." Tucker said.
"Cool." Rogers holstered his SMGs and ran towards the red, he didn't know why he was doing this. He could easily let the tank kill him but something told me that he need to be saved. He thought heard someone yelling and turned his head for a second to ram into something, probably a tree. His helmet flew off, he looked and saw it a red trooper and her helmet was off too. She was beautiful.
"Ow, what the hell?" She said rubbing her head. "Ahh freeze."
"Wow take it easy." Rogers said.
"Shut it blue." The woman said.
"I'm not here to fight you."
"Tell that to your tank." The woman said pointing at the Sheila.
"Believe it or not I was trying to keep you alive. My friend wanted to get his ex girlfriend to stay and get this AI in her head out of her head and keeping you guys alive is our and by our I mean his only chance to save his girlfriend."
"Interesting story-" The woman was cut off by a tank shell trying to shoot at her and near him. The two booked it for a cave and when they were in a shell hit and the cave collapsed. That would seem like the end but lucky would have it another cave wall collapsed to reveal a tunnel with light. The two walked towards it and found a small grove. It was no jungle hotel but it was paradise.
"I think my radio's broken and it will take weeks if not a month of a stress free vacation."
"Same." The woman said putting down her helmet. "Names Vulcan but you can call me Emma."
"Rogers but you can call me Dan."
RvB kids
Alright you've seen a couple of stories about kids but what happens if everyone was a kid at the playground. Hmm?
Two groups of children stood at each end of Blood Gulch playground. You had the Red's lead by the tough military kid nicknamed Sarge and at the other end you had the Blue's lead by the guy who thinks he know it all but doesn't, Church. Emma played with her GI Jane military doll when a scary girl South came up and snatched the doll. She was part of the school's Director programs, where the smartest, or strongest did tests. Almost all of them were bullies at the school, they got special treatment and didn't get in trouble. Even when they stole, one of the Directors kids took her friend, Tucker's sword for a few days and didn't give it back for a whole week. "Give it back." Vulcan said.
"Awe. Is this your dolly?" South said in a mocking tone of voice.
"My mommy gave that to me." Vulcan said with tears in her voice.
"Hey Jerkwad." South turned her head to only get shot in the face with a dart gun. It was her friend Church reloading a new nerf bullet into his nerf gun. Funny, he could barely hit anything but when he need to, he hit his target.
"What do you want South." Tucker said. South rolled her eyes as she threw the GI Jane doll on the ground and Vulcan snatched it up.
"I just wanted to tell you Sarge and his gang said you guys were babies and idiots and other mean things and that they want to take over your guys fort."
"Yeah how do we know you aren't lying."
"Telling the truth when it would cause havoc is sort of my thing. Besides you guys never got along. You know he's crazy. Well I got to go." South blew a raspberry at Vulcan and left.
"Emma!" A young blonde boy yelled. He ran up to her and picked her up. "Are you hurt did, South Pole hurt you?"
"I'm alright Caboose." The young girl laughed. The young boy put her on his shoulders and she got a better look at her friends. Vulcan was the youngest in the group at age nine, Caboose was ten, he was big and dumb but very kind. Tucker and Church were both twelve. Tucker wasn't the strongest kid but he was in shape and Church was a little chubby.
"Alright onto more pressing matters." Everyone stared at Church not understanding what he just said. "Ug, is South lying."
"Maybe." Tucker said.
Meanwhile on the other side of the playground Rogers was burning a ant hill while his friend Grif, who was fat and his parents kept trying to put him on a diet for him to only find the sweets anyways was taking a nap behind a tree. While Simmons looked at the plants and Sarge was look out for the Freelances, Donut was in the tree reading. "Freelancer incoming battle stations people go go go."
"Ahhhh!" Donut screamed. Rogers grabbed a couple of dirt clogs and were ready to throw them.
"Which Freelancer is it?" Simmons asked. "Wash?"
"Worse."
"Carolina."
"Even worse."
"Ow no it's Tex isn't it." Rogers said with fear in his voice.
"Ow it not that bad it's South."
"Man she's a jerk." Rogers said.
"I heard that." South said jumping out of a tree.
"Ahhhh!" Everyone screamed.
"What did you do with Donut?" Sarge asked, just then Donut fell down. His legs tied to a jump rope and he hung upside down.
"Hey guys."
"Don't worry I come in peace. I just wanted to say the Blue's wanted to take over your fort."
"Those dirty blues." Sarge said.
"Wait they have their own fort." Rogers said pointing at the wooden playground.
"Yeah but you guys have that huge slide and only have that lame monkey bars."
"Those dirty blues I say we go and fight them. Rogers load up on dirt clogs and mud, Simmons get the warthog and Lopez." Just then this little hispanic kid came out with firecrackers and other fireworks.
"[Yeah guys]."
"I need you to make that fireworks gun. We're going to war with the blues."
"[I don't trust the Freelancers but I just stole my dad's tool box so ok]."
"So South do you-and she's gone." Rogers looked and saw South had vanished.
"Can someone let me down." Just then the jump rope snapped and he hit the soft mud. "I'm alright."
"Alright people let's set up defenses. Grif did a ditch Simmons keep the other kids from our fort we don't know who might be a spy."
"What about me Sarge." Rogers said jumping up and down.
"You go steal the cookies and cake from the cafeteria, Donut go with him. Dismissed."
Meanwhile in the school a older man watched as the Red's and Blue's prepared for a fight. "Ah South you have returned."
"Yes Director and I got the Red's and Blue's to fight like you asked."
"Very good. That get's you two more stars than Texas."
"Permission to speak sir."
"Alright."
"Why are you making the Red's and Blue's fight? They're just a bunch of babies."
"To see what happens. Now tell the rest of the Freelancers to offer their help and study their behavior."
"Alright."
Meanwhile Vulcan stole a can of green paint from one of the older kids class and rushed to her fort. "Hey Emma what's with the paint?" Tucker asked.
"South Pole said we were going to war so I want to look like my GI Jane action figure." Vulcan pulled it out and showed the pretty girl face was painted green like in the movies. She opened the can and dipped her fingers and painted her face. "Do I look like my doll?"
"Um let's go with yes." Tucker lied.
"Now let me do you." Tucker backed away.
"I'm fine."
"I want to be a leprechaun." Caboose said taking the can and dumping it on him. That's when Church came rushing in and Caboose got spooked and threw the can in the air and landed on him. Church was drenched in green paint.
"This is washable right?"
"Maybe?" Vulcan said.
"That's the best am going to get. I'll be back in a minute." As he left Sister and Doc came in.
"Are you guys really going to fight the Red's?" Doc asked.
"And my brother."
"Yep."
"Ow no." Doc said.
"Cool can I join." Sister said.
"Alright."
"She's not going to be enough." Texas said. Vulcan ran and hid behind Caboose. Texas was the scariest girl in the entire school. Even more scarier then Carolina.
"What do you want?" Tucker asked.
"I wanted in, in this little rumble."
"Why?" Vulcan asked.
"Caroline is fight with the Red's with David."
"So what do you want?"
"A kiss."
"Ok." Tucker said.
"Ew no you have cooties when you kissed Sister."
"I do not have cooties...anymore." Sister said rubbing her neck.
"Who do you want a kiss from than?" Church came back in. The paint was gone from his clothes and face while his hair was still a little green. Tex rushed up to Church and kissed him on the cheek before hitting him.
"Oww."
"Ok so I'll fight with you."
"Alright so here's the plan." Church opened his backpack to reveal water balloons. "I filled up the water balloons with green paint. We'll rush the Red's and beat them up. Any questions. Yes Vulcan."
"Can I have a gun?"
"No."
"I want a nerf gun." Vulcan said stomping her feet.
"Tex you got extra, give her one." Texas sighed as she got out her backpack and shifted through her many nerf guns. Then she pulled out a foam hatchet and handed it to Vulcan, she gave Texas a 'really look'.
"Fine."
"Now to war!" Church said loading his nerf gun. The group left their fort and headed towards the Red's fort. When they got there there was a huge ditch and the Red's were at their post. Rocks and dirt clogs in hand.
"I knew you would come." Sarge said firing his nerf gun at Tucker.
"Attack!" Church yelled. Vulcan ran towards the fat kid and hit him repeatedly with her foam hatchet.
The Direct laughed as he watched the Red's and Blue's. Fought, Rogers threw a dirt clog and hit Tucker in the face. That's when one of his Freelancers hit him in the face. It was Texas his favorite student. It was kinda of funny when York and Carolina attacked Tucker. "The experiment is going better than expected. C.T you taking notes."
"Isn't this illegal?"
Vulcan was slapping Sarge. "I'll never let you take my fort." Vulcan said.
"Wait." Sarge said pushing Vulcan off.
"I'm not going to take your fort. You were going take our fort that's what-"
"South told you?"
"How did you know." It was silent for a moment. "They tricked us into fighting didn't they."
"Yep we are idiots aren't we." Vulcan said. Vulcan and Sarge rushed to the edge of the fort and yelled at the group of fighting kids.
"Hey guys stop fighting." All of the Reds and Blues turned their head and looked at the twelve and nine year old. "Soth and her Freelancer buddies tricked us into to fighting."
"He's not lying." Vulcan screamed.
"Really, David, Alison, Carolina you were our friends." Tucker said.
"Let's get em!" Church said. All of the Reds and Blues ran and encircled the Freelancers.
The Director watched in sheer horror as his Freelancers were about to get beat up by the group of kids he just tricked into fighting. "Maine, South. Save them."
"Church come on. Please." Tex said a bit nervous.
"I got hit in the face, roundhouse kick and sat on because your teacher thought it funny to make us fight."
"I say we push their faces in the mud." Vulcan said. "Isn't that right Jane." Vulcan said hugging her doll. That's when Jane was plucked from her hand and the group saw Maine throw the doll in the mud and stepped on it. Her arm broke off and Vulcan screamed at the top of lungs.
"Run for your lives!" Tucker screamed as he ran away. Rogers tapped on Church's should confused why all the Blue's were scared.
"What's going on?"
"That is her favorite doll. Her mom give it to her before she shipped out, once Tucker plucked a single hair from her head and he got a broken nose and a black eye. Eye just broke her arm off."
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" Vulcan screamed. Simmons and Grif covered their ears as it was painful to listen to.
"Hahaha." Maine, a giant fifteen year old laughed. That's when Vulcan punched Maine in the throat. He fell to the ground holding his throat and gasping and Vulcan went to town. The Reds and Blues, even the Director watched in sheer horror as Vulcan, this little nine year old was kicking the crap out of Maine. She kicked him in the head and punched him. Then she shoved mud into his mouth and screamed curse words he only heard when his Parents fought the monsters under their bed at night, or when they got to jump on their bed. When it did seem whe was done, she picked up her doll and rocked back fourth. Everyone was speechless.
"Hey Donut your moms fix dolls on the side right?"
"They fix toys and yeah."
"Do you ever help out?"
"Yes sir. Owww. Good thing I brought my toy kit." Donut walked up to a sniffling Vulcan. She handed her her GI Jane and Donut began to fix it. After an hour of the doll getting fixed, Doc patching up the wounds and a ambulance picking up Maine. Donut was done, her GI Jane was fixed. She squealed with glee and even gave Donut a peck on the cheek. He spat but the group came together to get revenge on the Director and his Freelancers.
Now that was intense amigos. Glad I got my vasectomy, Vic out. I wish I had a mike for this moment
Kids Part two and season 14 finally
Vulcan sat next to this eleven year kid named Rogers. They sat a table eating cookies and cakes while Sarge and Church argued on how they should plan their attack. "I say we use the warthog and attach our fireworks cannon."
"Sarge that's dumb. We should just go in and mess up their classroom."
"And use the fireworks cannon."
"Alright." Church said shrugging their shoulders.
"Hey do you guys need help?" The group went over to the edge and saw the Feds and Rebels. They used hate each other when they stopped. The feds were the rich kids and Rebels the poor. They also were teenagers, from 14 and 16 year olds.
"What do you want?" Church asked.
"We heard the the Director tricked you into fight. He did the same to us with Felix and Locus. So you want help?"
"Yeah sure."
"Hey Sarge can I have the fireworks cannon?" Rogers asked.
"I made Lopez make one for all of us. Lopez." Lopez came out with a couple bazooka looking things and a bucket full of firecrackers. Everyone took it, except for Vulcan and they marched to the Director's office. C.T and York were guarding it that's when the red's stepped up pointing there firecracker guns.
"Aww are those Nerf gun?" York said mockingly. Rogers let out a wicked smile as he pulled the the trigger and the firecracker exploded in their faces.
"AHHH!" They both screamed and ran away. The group went to the door and tried to open it to find it locked.
"Can anyone pick a lock?" Tucker asked.
"Maybe we can use the workhog." Simmon suggested.
"Yeah!" Donut screamed.
"What's a warthog?" Kimball asked. Sarge had a devilish grin. The group left outside and uncovered a toy jeep with a hook and rocket boosters.
"Holly crap!" Everyone said.
"Is there nothing Lopez can do?" Vulcan asked.
"Speak english now let's get our revenge!" Grif hopped into the toy and soon they put the tow hook on the door."
"Tear it down! Tear it down!" Everyone chanted. Vulcan and Rogers watched as teachers opened their doors to only close them. Grif activated the boost and the door came off the handles. The Director looked shocked and everyone else looked pissed.
Scene missing
The camera looked back to the Director's office with each and everyone of his Freelancers tied up as the Reds and Blues transacted everything is site.
Thank for reading. See you at season 15