Chapter 1: Let's Get It Started!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, Rumiko Takahashi does and I do not own the special guests that appear in this show or songs that appear in this show ;). Nor do I own my fiance Ichigo Kurasaki, but he owns me! All I own is my mansion and my cars :)
-radio playing Let's Get It Started-
Sasa: -turns radio off- Hello everybody and welcome to Inu Interviews Extreme Edition!
Sasa: Now let's get started! Come out everybody the show is starting!
-eveyone comes out waving-
Inuyasha: Feh (Sasa:-rolls eyes-)
Kagome: Bring on the questions!
Shippo: This should be fun!
Sasa: Wait a minute I forgot somebody! -runs up stairs and later comes down with an orange haired boy-
Sasa: Everyone this is my fiance Ichigo Kurosaki!!!!!!
Ichigo: Sup.
Sasa: Ok now our first questions are from Sarena
And her questions are: Inuyasha we all know you like Kagome but why get so royally when someone liked Kagome?
and Kagome why do you get when Inuyasha goes to see Kikyo? Hello !you decided to stay back with him. You said you understood all the bounds and crap. Shippo do you really consider Kagome as your mother like many fans say you do? Sango you actually do like it when Miroku rubs your butt right? And Fluffy-sama! ok did you miss your left arm? Why do you have double standards?? You say you hate mortals but you obviously care for Rin right? Don't deny it! Hehe th's all for now mwahahaha!
Inuyasha: Ok first of all I don't get ''royally pissed'' when someone liked Kagome! hey are you talking about the Hobo guy? I hardly even know him if that's what you're talking about! And that wolf bastard Kouga!!! Of course he's a flippin bastard!!!
Kagome: Inuyasha! His name is HOJO!! And the reason I get mad when you go see Kikyo is because I'm jealous of her!!! -holding back tears-
Everyone: O.O Wow Kagome we never knew you felt that way about Inuyasha/me.
Kagome: Yeah it's true and would you stop staring at me!!!
Everyone: Oh sorry. -continues whatever they were doing-
Sasa: -clears throat- Well that was unexpected! -sips her milkshake-
Miroku: Hey Sasa can I have a sip of that??-reaches out for it-
Sasa: Get your own!!!(A/N:Lol Ed from Ed Edd and Eddy)
Miroku: Fine -walks off to kitchen-
Shippo: -uber cute smile- Can I have some milkshake Sasa?
Sasa: OMFG!! My milkshake's bringing all the boys to the yard!!
Sango: And they're like it's better than yours! -points to Miroku's new milkshake-
Ayame:(A/N: I figured I should put her in here!!) Damn right it's better than yours!!
Miroku: Hey! Strawberry was the only flavor left!
Inuyasha: She can teach you,but she's got to charge!!
Sesshoumaru: This is getting REALLY annoying!
Ichigo: I agree.
Everyone that was singing: THEN DON'T LISTEN!!!
Suddenly Kelis pops through the door.
Sasa: OMFG!! It's Kelis! She finally came!
Miroku: (Gary Coleman voice) What you talkin bout Willis?
Sasa: It's not Willis, it's Sasa!! And I invited Kelis to help out with the reviews!! Yayerz! -glomps Kelis-
Kelis: He he. Nice to see you Sasa and everyone -nods- Ok let's continue shall we?
Sasa: We shall!
Kelis: Ok the next part of the review is: Shippo do you really see Kagome as a mother figure?
Shippo: Mhm.
Sasa: Perfectly said son perfectly said.
Kelis: Next is: Sango do you enjoy it when Miroku grabs your ass?
Sango: Hell no!!
Sasa: -cough- Liar -cough-
Sango: What did you say SASHA????!!!??
Sasa: Hey just because you're mad that Sarena found you out doesn't mean you go around throwing out insults!! Besides I think Houshi-sama is cute -huggles him, then feels a rub on her behind- PERVERT!!!! Author powers activate!!! -Miroku suddenly turns into a glob of something green-
Miroku: Glub glub glub(in a perverted tone)
Sango and Sasa: By god! Even as a blob he still has a perverted mind!!
Kagome: Will someone mop him up please?
Sasa: I'm on it Kagome-chan! -snaps fingers- BORIS!!!!!!
Boris: Ma'm?
Sasa: Please mop up the pervert and bring our guests some lemonade.
Boris: Yes ma'm.
Kelis: While we're waiting back to the questions!: Fluffy-sama(Sesshoumaru: Rolls eyes)do you miss your arm? And why do you have double standards? You say you hate mortals,but you obviously care for Rin? Don't you deny it!!
Sesshoumaru: Well yes I'd have to say I miss my arm, but you all are going to be missing my ignorant half-brother, Inu-baka, when I destroy him for what he's done!! And I DO hate mortals , Rin's just a special mortal I guess(shrugs) And besides she's so KAWAII!!
(quickly covers his mouth after realizing what he just said)
Sasa: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! He really does care!!
Rin: Oh Lord Sesshoumaru,I never knew you thought I was special! Thank you!
Kelis :-huggles Rin- How can you not love this kid people?
Sasa: Hmmm. Looks like this concludes the 1st chapter of Inu Interviews! Take us out Kelis!
Dance floor magically appears and lights start flashing everywhere(A/N: This made me think of JT's Lovestoned lol! Those flashing lights come from everywhere!)
Kelis: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like...
Sasa,Kagome,Sango,Ayame,Rin: It's better than yours!
Kelis:(smiles) Damn right It's better than yours! I can teach you, but I have to charge!!
Sasa,Kagome: I know they want it! The thing that makes me,what the boys go crazy for!
Sango,Ayame,: They lose their minds! The way I wind, I think it's time!(winds smexily)
Boys: Woohoo!
Girls: La la la la la! warm it up! la la la la la! The boys are waiting!
Sasa: And I'm waiting for you to press that review button and get in on all the action! Hope you enjoyed and review!!
And don't forget my milkshake is better than yours! -sips it- BYE!!
Kelis: You know Sasa, we never got that lemonade.
Sasa:...
Kelis&Sasa: REVIEW!!