Welcome back my loyal fanfic readers and here is another silly yet serious chapter!
Sasa: And today everyone's favorite hanyou,Inuyasha, is going to be doing my disclaimer! Take it away Inu!
Inuyasha: Sasa don't own jack!
Sasa: Very well put Inu...
Inuyasha: Thnx.
Everyone: She was being sarcastic!!!
Inuyasha: I knew that!
Everyone: Yea right!
Ichigo: Um can we like get back to the point of this whole show please?
Sasa: Well.since you said please, we shall continue!
Sasa: K, first review is from barryc10 and his first question is for me! Yay I feel loved! Ok the question is:Sasa, can we ask Ichigo questions?
Sasa: Can they dear?
Ichigo: Yeah sure whatever
Sasa: Mk. moving along: Inuyasha I feel that you have pent up some energy so how about a sparng match?
Inuyasha: You're on! (takes out Tetsuiaga) Get ready to meet your maker! (charges at barryc10)
Everyone: (watches them slash at each other while eating popcorn and sippin sodas)
Sasa: Hey! ya'll better not get any blood on my floor!
And finally the match ends
Inuyasha: Wow(pant) you're pretty(pant) good(pant) for a mortal!
Ichigo: Next!:Kagome! Hi! (waves happily) then see Inuyasha trying to attack me(punches him for real this time) Sorry just had to do that! Anyway I may know of a way to let Inuyasha go demon anytime he wants and not be controlled by it(attempts to use the method,but Inuyasha dies from the attempt) Ooops sorry.(I use my godly powers to revive Inuyasha with no memory of how he died) Hehehe.
Kagome: (laughs) HI!!!! Hm oh really? That sounds interesting..
Inuyasha: What? What just happened? Where am I? Who the hell are you people?
Sasa: OMG! Now he's a retard!
Miroku: Uh no Sasa he's just a little out of it.
Sango: Yeah he has amnesia.
Sasa:(now fuming) Oh so I guess you people know everything!!
Sango&Miroku: Obviously!
Sasa: Snap!
Everyone: What is it Sasa?
Sasa: I forgot to pick up our special guest for this evening! Snap snap snap snap!!
I then rush outside to my car garage,hop in my black Mercedes-Benz, and speeds down the street
Ichigo: Um ok then I guess I'll have to take over!:Miroku:(sees him trying to grope Sango)(A/N: That ain't nothing new.)Oh no you don't!(I call my Croagunk and he Poison Jabs Miroku and drags him away. I then recall Croagunk) Heheheh.
Miroku: (who is now slumped in a corner) Oh the pain...(dies)
Ichigo: SNAP! (walks over to him and uses some spell to revive our pervert) You okay dude?
Miroku: Never better!! HEHEHEE!!!! (runs around like the retard he is) I feel good! Dunna dunna dunna dun! I knew that I would!
Sango: WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!? He may have been trying to grope me (Sasa: That ain't nothing new) but you didn't have to kill him! I thought you were a soul reaper??? I thought you helped people and not made them into retarted...RETARDS!!
Sasa: (bursts through the door with the guest) You don't yell at my Ichi!!!!( tries to rip Sango's head off)
Inuyasha(who is now ok): (holds Sasa back)
Ichigo: Snap...
Sasa: What?
Ichigo: When I revived Miroku, I accidentally put a sugar rush spell on him!
Sasa: Oh lord cue the Jaws theme! (Jaws theme starts playing) Hey I was kidding!
(Music stops)
Kagome: Ok peoples since you all are cleary busy,I guess I-
Sasa: You hold on a minute miniskirt! I have to introduce our guest for this evening! It's...ORI!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: Whoey?
Ori: ORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sasa's best anime lovin' friend since ever!!!
Ori: O...M...G! Is that Ichigo Kurosaki? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! -glomps-
Ichigo: Um Sasa can you get your friend?( attempts to shake Ori off but she clings to him)
Sasa: Sorry Strawberry Angel Cream Pie,but I've get questions to answer!!
Miroku: (walks in randomly and badly singing Too Sexy) I'm too sexy for my robe,too sexy for my robe! I'm to s-
Ori: HOUSHI-SAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( almost flies off of Ichigo and lands on Miroku)
Kagome: K, as I was saying,next we have more questions from another loyal reviewer but first we have to finish up with barryc10:Sango you're welcome for the save(I dodge her Hirakotsu and then I draw a sword.On Hiraikotsu's return trip I do many lighting-fast slahes and Hiraikotsu is cut to pieces.I then restore Hiraikotsu and erases Sango's memory of the event.) hehehheeh.
Sasa,Ichigo,Ori: Dern!!!
Sango: What what happened?
Ori: Oh nothing...(still clinging to Miroku)
Miroku: (snaps out of his dumb state all of a sudden and notices Ori clinging to his robes) Why hello there beauiful. Say, you wouldn't mind bearing my children would you?(cheesy grin)
Ichigo,Inuyasha: (facepalms)
Sango,Sasa,Kagome: (anime falls)
Shippo,Ayame(A/N: Forgot about her didn't ya!) (sigh heavily)
Ori: Uh..sure?
Everyone: (shrieks of horror)
Ori: What? He's fine!
Miroku:(thinking Oh yeah I'm so gunna score tonight!) Well let's get going!(starts to head towards hallway)
Sasa: Oh heeelllll no!
(uses her authoress powers to zap them to a hotel) Good riddance! (brushes hands off)
Everyone: Oh happy DAY!!!!!!!
Sasa: Oh lucky charms!!(A/N: Lmao me and my friends made this up!)
Shippo:Suddenly I want some cereal...
Ayame: (in a Cheese kind of way) I Like Cereal! (rubs tummy)
Sasa: BORIS! CEREAL! NOW!! Pwez?
Boris: I'm right on it Mrs. Kurosaki.
Ayame: While we're waiting for our cereal, I shall continue with the reviews!:Sesshoumaru: Don't worry. You get your arm back,as well as a new sword. Also Tokijiin...breaks(dramatic music plays) Ok who turned on the radio? BYE!!!!
Boris brings in their cereal and some spoons and they set up a little cereal buffet on the kitchen counter.
Sesshoumaru:(the only one not eating cereal) What? This must be some misunderstanding. Tokijiin breaks?!? (falls into a state of shock)
Sasa&Ori: (spit cereal across the room because they are laughing so hard)
Sasa: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! na na na na na! Tokjin breaks!!
Ori: (laugh) Omg Sesshy(laugh) I never(laugh) knew (laugh) even though (laugh) I watched the( laughs hysterically)
Inuyasha: Who's top dog now brotha man? (smirks)
Rin: (growls) Don't laugh at Lord Sesshoumaru! He didn't mean to break Tokijiin
Sesshoumaru: ME?!? You foolish girl are you trying to say I broke it?!?!
Rin: Obviously...
Sesshoumaru: That tears it!(tries to kill Rin)
Sasa: Whoah now Fluffy this fic is rated T for a reason.
Sesshoumaru: And that reason would be?
Sasa: For TARANTULA!!!
Sesshoumaru: (chuckles) What are you talking about there are no-AAAAAAAAAAH!
Spiders big ugly hairy ones are now climbing Sesshy's fluffy lil head. Awwww...
Sesshoumaru: Sasa,Rin,Jaken, you idiots! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasa,Rin,Jaken: Make us!
Rin: Hehe this is fun! Next review is from inuyashaloveskagome4ever and her questions are: Inuyasha do you love Kagome or Kikyo? -cough Kikhoe-cough- I hate Kikyo. Kagome Who do you love? Inuyasha or Hojo -cough Hobo- cough- or Kouga -cough shithead-cough. I hate them too.Can you ask Miroku to sing Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Ackins? I would love to see what Sango would do if he did. Sango we all know you love Miroku so just say it! Sasa can I be a guest so I can help torture them I mean so i can touch Inuyasha's ears? Thanks bye haha.
Kagome: I already told you Iove Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: And I love Kikyo!
Kagome: What?????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????????
Kagome: SIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit sit!!!
Sasa: Damn Kagome-chan you're gunna break his face off!
Kagome: GOOD!!!! (stomps off)
Inuyasha: I wa jush kidig!!(I was just kidding!)
Sango: Inuyasha,you should know by now that Kagome doesn't play about stuff like that.
Miroku: I agree
Inuyasha: Oi jush sfhuhf uf and shin msunk(Oh just shut up and sing monk!)
Sasa: Yeah Inu-chan I almost forgot!!(tosses a microphone at Miroku's head and I hit it)
Miroku: Ouch...This one's for you babe!(winks at Sango)
Sango: Oh here we go!(rolls eyes)
Miroku:Turn it up some
Alright boys this is her favorite song.
You know that right
So if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance
Sango: The hell I will!
Miroku:Ooh she might put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo
Sasa&Ichigo:(dancing)
Ayame: Hm the pervert can sing pretty good right Sango?(nudges)
Sango: Yeah whatever.
Miroku:Hustlers shootin eightball
Throwin darts at the wall
Feelin damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes,Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin on
Like Donkey King
And oh wee shut my mouth,sl-
Sango: Gladly!(throws Hiraikotsu at him)
Miroku: Ow...
Sango: Wipes hands
Sasa: O. k. then...Next!: Sango we all know you love Miroku so just say it!
Sango: Like hell I do! I'll never love that pervert!(crosses arms)
Inuyasha: Yeah,she too damn stubborn like Kagome!
Sango&Kagome: No one asked for your opinion!!!
Inuyasha: Oh so now I have to ask? What happened to freedom of speech!
Sango&Kagome:Don't you backsass us! Hey,stop saying what I say! No you stop it! I told you first! Shut up! Make me!
Ori: HOLD ON WAIT A MINUTE LEMME PUT SOME PIMPIN IN IT!!!!!!!
Sasa: People people please! If I knew you were so hateful towards each other then I never would've brought you to my house!
Everyone: So can we go?
Sasa: Er no.
Everyone: AAARRRGGHH!
Sasa: I'm tired so shut the hell up and finish the last question! UNDERSTAND??
Everyone: (Nods)
Sasa: Good now carry on.
Rin: Sasa can I be a special guest so I can help you torture them? I mean so I can touch Inuyasha's ears? Bye!
Sasa: We'll see k!
Inuyasha: Oh look what a shame I have turned into a human(smirks) looks like you can't touch my ears now can you?
Sasa:You're such a ham!
Everyone: You just now noticing?
Sasa: NO! Gosh! (turns head to the side like Napoleon Dynamite)
Shoot I'm pooped peepz.See ya next time and don't forget to...
Ori: Review!!!!!!!!