Wazzup! It's Sunday! Woot woot! It's Sunday! woot woot! And my school is out Monday so I have all weekend long with you guys!
Inuyasha: Hey Sasa don't we get the weekend off?
Sasa: No! Who told you that pile of crap? You people are gunna be with me 24/7!! So get used to it!
Kagome:(whispers) Damn,you almost had her Inu!
Shippo: Why do ya'll wanna leave so bad? Sasa's house is great! She has at least 50 rooms,hot tub,spa,pool room,restaurant sized kitchen,playroom for me and Rin, giant car garage with 15 diffrent cars, and lord knows what else? So why are you complaining?
Shippo: Guys?
Ichigo: They left!
Sasa: They better not be in my Candy Green Limborghini!
Sango: (looks out window) No. They took the Corvette.
Sasa: Ok then we shall continue with the reviews!
Meanwhile...
Inuyasha: Hey Kagome?
Kagome: Yeah?
Inuyasha: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
Kagome: Er...
LMAO! They went shopping!
Now back to the house.
Sasa: Ok first review is from StarGuy and his questions are:
Sango: (peeks over my shoulder) Sasa,since Kagome and Inuyasha aren't here at the moment why don't you read the other questions eh?
Sasa: Sure! What a nice idea Sango-chan! First question:Shippo you are a crybaby.But crybaby makes yo look like a little kid.
Shippo: (on the verge of tears) You really think that? You're even meaner than Inuyasha!
Rin: Hey Shippo! Wanna go color with me?
Shippo: Sure! It beats hanging around here!
The race each other to the playroom.
Sasa: (sigh) When are those dummies coming back? Kagome and Inuyasha aren't getting their paycheck this week for skippin' out on work!
Miroku: Sasa,we don't get a paycheck...(sigh)
Sasa: Oh really?(whips out purse and pulls out a few hundred dollars)
Sango&Miroku: Is that for us??(makes a mad grab for the cash)
Sasa:(quickly snatches it away) It might be...but I need you two to do something for me.
Miroku: I'll do ANYTHING!!!!!
Sasa: Anything?
Miroku&Sango: ANYTHING!
Sasa: Ok I need ya'll to go downtown and find those two retards,bring them here,and make sure they didn't do anything stupid while downtown. Is that clear?
Sango: Crystal.
Sasa: Ok now go my pets! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They rush outside and hurriedly rush back in because they forgot the keys(sigh) and hastily drive down the road. How they or Inuyasha and Kagome learned to drive beats the heck out of me!
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8 minutes later...
Sango: (clad with shopping bags) We're back!
Kagome: And we brought pizza!
Sasa: You idiots! You could've destroyed all of L.A.! What were you thi- Is that pepperoni?
Miroku: We bought a Wii too!
Sasa: Oh what game did you get?
Inuyasha: Bleach:Shattered Blade!
Ichigo&Sasa: Oh lemmme play!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasa: I call Ichigo!
Ichigo: Hey you can't play Ichigo! I'm Ichigo! (chibi eyes)
Sasa: Ok you can be Ichigo I'll be...HITSUGAYA!!! His bankai totally pwns!
Miroku: Let's start it up then! And while y'all are playing me and Sango will do the reviews!
Ichigo&Sasa: Shut up and gimme the controller monk!!!
Miroku: Alright alright! God lee!
Me and Ichigo are now playing Wii. It's awesome! And I'm winning! Set upon the frozen heavens Hyourinmaru!!! Mwahahahaha!
Ahem, now on with the reviews!
Sango: Ok our next review is from StarGuy, and his questions are Inuyasha: Do you still care about your dearest brother in the world?
Inuyasha: What dearest brother?
Kagome: Sesshomaru!
Inuyasha: Hell no! I never cared for him and I never will!
Sesshoumaru: I heard that!
Inuyasha: You were supposed to! (AN: Lmao! iCarly Sam!)
Sango: Anways next is: Miroku do you like Sango better than everybody else? Because you touch her butt several times?
Miroku: Well of course! I love my Sango-chan (huggles her)
Sango: Get. a. way. from. me. now. MONK!
Miroku: Where's the love people?
Sango: It's shoved up your ass! Now shut up!
Miroku: She wants me! Ok next is: Sango when will you like Miroku? I agree. When Sango?
Sango: Never.
Sasa: (from the couch) Tell the truth! Or no S'mores!
Sango: Ok maybe I'll take an interest in him when he stops harassing me!
Miroku: Why Sango? What do you mean by harass? (touches butt)
Sango: ARGGH! PERVERT! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! (throws Hiaraikoutsu at him)
Miroku: You're so beautiful when you're angry,Sango.
Sango: You're so harmless when you're unconcious Miroku!
Sango: Let me go on with the reviews before I murder this boy! If y'all want him you better get him!: barryc10- Hi...(depressed) Sango: I'm so sorry. I never expected the poison to kill him. Just knock him out for a few minutes. I guess I should be the one there to knock him out when he tries that.
Sango: It's ok. On second that I'm sort of wishing that Ichigo would've left him dead (looks over at him) Yes of course that would be wonderful! You can be my bodyguard!
Sango: Miroku: (feels wind pressure from Wind Tunnel) Oh no you don't. I am not getting sucked in. (I close the wind tunnel with my telekinetic powers) Miroku, you will never get the best of me!
Sango: Or me!!
Miroku: Oww double defeat..it hurts.
Sango: Continuing on: Inuyasha: You're pretty good yourself. I guess you really know where to aim,because you actually cut me with one of the adamant shards.(laughs) Ok if you could upgrade the Tetsuiga again, and you got to choose the upgrade,Which upgrade would you want?(whispers you get two new upgrades for your tetsuiga.but I won't reveal which ones they are though)
Inuyasha: Upgrades? When? Why? Where? Oh and if I had to pick one I would say for Tetsuiga to sheild me when Kagome says sit.
Kagome: Oh really! Well since you feel that way! I'm going home!
Sasa:(turns away from game) We're in frickin California! Do you know how long it would take you to get to Japan on foot?
5 minutes pass...
Sasa: That's what I thought! And you wouldn't be able to leave anyway,because I have security all around this mug!(continues playing)
Kagome: (awestrucken)
Sango: Alrightey then...:inuyashaloveskagome4ever- Hi my name is Kadee or ILK4E. Thanks for making Miroku sing that lol. Kagome please sing Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne! Can I please touch Inuyasha's ears? They're SO cute! Whoah sorry lol Inuyasha you're crazy! Kikyo(cough cough Kiki-) why do you keep on after Inuyasha? He loves Kagome even if he won't admit it. Hojo(cough hobo cough) Why do you go for Kagome? She will NEVER go out with you! Kouga(cough head cough) Ayame loves you not Kagome. That is all for now. I really want to be a guest! Bye fluffy(Lord Sesshoumaru!)I love you you're awesome! Will you go out with me? BYE!
Kagome: I'll have to look up the lyrics on Sasa's laptop but I'll try!
Inuyasha: (sigh) Go ahead but you're the last one you hear me! You're calling me crazy??? Have you read this review?
Kikyo: Because he was mine first.
Hojo: Because I care for her! I mean she's always sick and I just want to help take care of her!
Kouga: Don't you think I know that!(runs away crying)
Sango: Emo moment much?
Sesshoumaru: (sigh) (AN: Alot of this has been happening today) No and you are one of the many reasons why I hate humans.
Sasa: We'll see k!
Sasa: And now for today's suprise perfomance! Introducing AVRIL LAVIGNE!!!!
Avril: Hey peeps ready to sing!
All: YEAH!
Kagome: Hey Ms. Lavigne do you mind if I sing with you? Right now would be the perfect time for ILK4E's request!
Avril: Sure!
Ok let's sing!
Kagome&Avril: Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend! (points at Inuyasha)
That's right no way! I think you need a new one! Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend!! Hey hey you you I know that you like me!No way no way ! You know it's not a secret! Hey hey you you I could be your girlfriend!
Avril:You're so fine I want you mine You're so delicious!
Kagome: I think about you all the time you're so addictive!
Avril:Don't you know what I could do to make you feel alright? Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious!
Kagome: And hell yeah I'm the motherfucking princess! I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right!
Avril&Kagome: We don't like your girlfriend!(laughs)
Sasa: Whoowee! Please review peeps! Sorry it took so dang long for me to update but I was busy with a school project! So hey hey you you need to review! And hell yeah I want you to!