Sasa: Inuyasha, get your lazy butt up and do my disclaimer!

Inuyasha: (lounging comfortably on the couch) And you call me lazy?

Sasa: Yes I just did, now disclaimer now or I'll cut your tail off!

Inuyasha: I DON'T EVEN HAVE A TAIL!

Sasa: WELL LOOK AT THAT I'M ALREADY ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU!

Inuyasha: (sighs dramatically) Sasa, does not own us nor will she ever.

Sasa: Thank you, now was that so hard?

Inuyasha: Feh.

Sasa: That's Inunese for 'No, it wasn't that hard, Sasa. From now on I'll do everything you tell me to, whenever you tell me to without complaining!'

Inuyasha: (rolls eyes) What. Ever.

Sasa: ANYWAYS! We have reviews and you, my minions, have questions to answer!

Inuyasha: Oh joy! (sarcasm)

Sasa: So go gather my other minions, minion!

Inuyasha: Pft, gather 'em yourself!

Sasa: (gives him 'the look') KAGOMEEEEEEEE!

Kagome: SIT BOY!

Inuyasha: (crashes into the floor) muffled What the-?! Where did she even come from?!

Sasa: See, if you would've done what I told you before you wouldn't be in this mess!

Kagome: Okay, while you two hash that out I'll start with the reviews.

Kagome: Sango, Kikyo, Shippo get your butts in here!

All three of them walk in and flop on the couch

Kagome: Sango: Really? Cool! Okay, but first, I repaired your Hiraikotsu, from the time when I sliced it in two. Here. (Gives Hiraikotsu back)

Sango: Oh my gosh thank you so much! Oh Miroku...(evil smirk)

Miroku: Yes, my dear Sango? (sparkly pink background and heart eyes)

Sango: Uh...nevermind (shudders a little)

Kagome: These are from loyal reviewer, barryc10. Kikyo: I hate to break it to you, but you die... again. For real. Hallelujah! When, so I can mark my calendar?! (pulls out iPhone)

Sasa: Hey, where the heck did you get that? They don't sell those in the feudal era!

Kagome: I got it from my time, duh! Come on Sasa, you're better than this.

Sasa: Well excuse me Miss 'I-spend-all-my-time-in-the-feudal-era-because-I'm-desperate-for-Inuyasha's attention-and-I-have-no-life!'

Kagome: Hey!

Sasa: (shrugs) Truth hurts. Next question! Inuyasha: Upgrades: Dragon scale, and black. When: Later in the manga. Why, to help defeat Naraku. Where, I don't know. That choice would really help, you know. But you won't actually get it. Takahashi says so. Look at the bright side, Kagome never sits you anymore. Or at least if she does, it's not without a very good reason.

Inuyasha: I never get to use it? Well that sure helps a whole lot! (rolls eyes) And for the record, SHE JUST SAT ME! AND FOR A NOT-VERY-GOOD REASON TOO!

Sasa: Wah, wah, wah. Tell it to the judge, which is me, and I don't care, so shut up.

Inuyasha: Well then.

Sasa: Shippou: Of all the young girls you've met so far, including Souten, which one do you think you'd pick for a girlfriend, if you could?

Shippo: (blushes a bit) Um, well, I think Rin is really nice...and pretty...

Sasa: AWWW! I ship it.

Sango: What's shipping?

Miroku: It's when you support two characters being together...even if they're not together or not even close to getting together. Sounds a bit like us, huh Sango? (raises eyebrows suggestively)

Sango: If you mean the last part, then yes.

Miroku: (anime cries)

Sasa: Go cry in your emo corner and grow mushrooms! (If you know what anime that's from I'll make you a guest in the next chapter!)

Miroku: (proceeds to do this)

Sasa: Don't take too long, you might have a question to answer!

Sasa: Next questions/comments are from inuyashaloves kagome4ever: i got to touch inuyashas ears ya(squeals)

Inuyasha: Oh happy day...(rolls eyes)

Sasa: I touch them every night while you sleep...

Inuyasha: (slowly moves away from Sasa)

Sasa: You can't shake the feeling of me touching your ears...mwahaha.

Inuyasha: I think my hatred for you just rose about 1%.

Sasa: By hatred he means undying gratitude for letting his flea-ridden butt live in my house.

Inuyasha: I don't have fleas!

Sesshoumaru: Yea, you don't now because you gave them to me! (scratching behind his ear with his foot like a, well, dog xD)

Sasa: Ok, fleabags I'm taking you both to the vet! Now come here and put on your collars!

Inuyasha & Sesshoumaru: Collars?! No way!

Sasa: Look, do you want this Frontline or not!?

Inuyasha & Sesshoumaru: No!

Sasa: Well that's too bad! (tackles both of them to the ground and puts a red collar on Inuyasha and a blue one on Sesshoumaru)

Inuyasha: (reads the tag on the collar) Pookie?!

Sesshoumaru: FLUFFY?! Do you have a death wish woman?!

Sasa: No, but you are if you don't get your butt in the car!

Sesshoumaru: (growls and stomps off to the car)

Inuyasha: Well I'm not going!

Sasa: KAGOME!

Inuyasha: (sprints to the car)

(We leave)

Sango: Well that was...interesting. On with the reviews!

kikyo GO TO HELL INUYASHA LOVES KAGOME eventhough he doesnt show it

Kikyo: Right back atcha. (flips off inuyashaloves kagome4ever)

Sango: (snickers) koga go out with ayame

Koga: No, I only love Kagome! (crosses arms over chest)

Ayame: (pouts) But why?! What does she have that I don't?

Koga: Uhh...

Sango: Annnnnd he doesn't know! He's just not that into you, Ayame. I'm sorry.

Ayame: (goes to sit in the emo corner with Miroku)

Sango: Alright then... lord sesshomaru dont hate me i just thing ur hott thats all and want you to go out with me because i am a princess,pristess,and bueatiful im an older rin

Sango: Well...he's not here at the moment and that's probably a good thing for you...

Kagome: And that's it for this chapter of Inu Interviews Extreme Edition! We know it's been a while since you've all last heard from us, but stay tuned for more insanity. Next time there might be some singing and some special guests! ;)