Crazy trouble with love part 4

Nora and Jaune

Series: RWBY

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The entire campus was in shock and confusion at the sight they saw. Jaune and Nora walking while holding hands. To them, the world was ending as several students fainted as they passed them.

"Jauney." Nora smiled. "Let's hurry to class ok?"

"Ok Nora."

Yep, world is ending. But not all is what it seems.

(Some hours before)

Team JNPR and RWBY were in RWBY's dorm with a bottle spinning in the middle of them.

The bottle spun towards Weiss as Yang, the one who spun the bottle, smirked.

"Yes! Looks like I got some Weiss." Yang said. "Now truth or dare."

"Truth."

"Is it true you enjoy S&M?"

"N-No!" She blushed while spinning the bottle as it pointed to Pyrrha. "T-Truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to let down your hair."

Pyrrha did so while spinning to bottle as it landed on Ren. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Is it true that you are a fan of cats?"

"No more of a dog person but I'm fine with either." He said while spinning the bottle. "Truth or dare Jaune."

"Dare."

He smirked. "I dare you to be Nora's boyfriend for a month."

Time froze as everyone in the room looked at the boy in shock. Especially Nora.

"What?!"

"Yes I said it." Ren said with a sigh. "And it's only pretend so what's the problem?"

"You just said I should be Jauney's girlfriend!" Nora glared. "That's just wrong. I mean we didn't even do the first date or kiss or anything!"

"Isn't it part of the rules to obey the dare?"

"Still!"

"And if you don't I'll make sure you never have a pancake ever again."

She gasped in horror. "Y-You're not serious Ren?!"

"Dead serious."

"But why would you make that kind of dare?" asked Blake.

He shrugged. "Thought it would top Ruby's make her sister run nude for the next week dare."

Yang blushed at that while Ruby giggled with glee. "Not funny!"

"It is." He smirked. "And don't worry. It's only one month."

'One month of danger.' Thought Jaune while shivering for a second.

"Now hold each other's hands and let's finish this game before lunch."

Both of them glared at him before reluctantly holding hands.

(Back in present)

And that's how it started. But really who would blame them? It was sudden, unexpected and kind of awkward. But hey, at least no one saw...oh wait they did.

As the two sat down at their desks, they tried to keep from looking at the constant stares given to them by the fearful students. And it wasn't working.

'They look like we're about to bite them.' thought Jaune.

'Is it because of us? Wait? Maybe they think we were replaced by aliens?!' Thought Nora while feeling a little unnerved by the whole thing. "Jauney? Could you pass a pencil to me?"

"Sure thing." he grabbed an extra pencil and handed it to her.

"Thanks." She smiled before throwing it at one of the students in the face. Good thing it wasn't sharpened. "You guys are really getting on our nerves! Really WE AREN'T ALIENS THAT PLAN TO EAT YOUR BRAINS!"

That got them more confused looks then scared now.

"Really." She frowned. "If we aren't dating why are we holding hands? You all must be thinking 'aliens!' but maybe we AREN'T aliens but perhaps humans with huggy feelings over here!"

"Who thought aliens?" One student asked confused.

"She's lost it!"

"She's evil!"

That got everyone confused and turned to Mercury.

"What? Nothing this...crazy is normal or good."

"Settle down class." Spoke Gynda annoyed. "You can all discuss mr Arc's and mrs Valkyrie's relationship after my class."

They all sat down and became silent while the two blushed in embarrassment.

'This is too much.' Both thought.

(Five days later)

'Now this is just getting annoying.' Thought Jaune while being surrounded by other students.

"Why the heck are you dating her?!"

"She's dangerous!"

"And sugar crazy half the time!"

"Um….because she's got a nice booty?" 'Please let Yang's flirting WORK for once!'

"...well he has a point."

"And her tits are kind of big."

"So really it's fine." Said one student. "But what about her um...personality?"

"What about it?"

"She's bonkers!"

"No that's not entirely true. She's happy and cheerful, but she's more serious then Ren is in battle."

"It's true." she smiled. "And Jauney has one cute behind."

"Nora!"

"What? It's true."

The students muttered under their breaths at that.

"Plus you are hot in a dress."

"That was at the dance only!"

"So?"

"I'm only doing it once!"

"...not even if I put a tuxedo on and dance with you the next time we take the stage?"

"No."

"Aw!" She pouted. "Jauney."

He sighed at that. "Alright alright, just one time."

Nora smiled and hugged him tight. "OH THANK YOU JAUNEY! YOU'RE THE BEST!"

"GAH!" he groaned from the tight grip around him.

"Wow." Spoke a female student. "They must really like each other."

"Yeah I wish I was like them." Another student grumbled with envy.

Jaune's face was turning blue while feeling himself close to passing out. Only to gasp for air as Nora let him go.

"We need to go." She said grabbing his hand. "We have lunch right now and I'm starving!"

"Good luck you two!"

"Don't start anything before graduation!"

Both blushed before rushing off to lunch.

(A week later)

"So Jauney?"

"Yeah Nora?"

"Do you think this whole 'couple' thing is a good thing or what?" She asked while eating a pancake Jaune made for her. 'Tasty.'

"Honestly I'm getting use to it, but it still feels weird."

"I know." She sighed. "I mean don't get me wrong you're awesome but it's kind of...what was the word?"

"Forced?"

"Yeah forced." She glared at the pancake. "Stupid Ren!"

"Nora."

"What? Just saying he's kind of stupid for doing this to us."

"Well remember this is a dare, it'll be over in no time."

'True.' "Jauney."

"Yes?" He asked while Nora put a piece of pancake near his face.

"Say ah."

"Um, ah?"

She smiled while putting the pancake in his mouth. "Like it?"

He nodded.

"Good because I love this pancake recipe you used." she grabbed another one and held it up. "Say ah."

"Ah."

As this was occurring they didn't notice that everyone was watching them from a distance.

"Aw!"

"Lucky."

(Two days later)

Jaune was snoring in his bunk. Only for someone to climb up and curl around on the sheets.

'This seems cozy.' Nora thought while closing her eyes. 'Night night.'

Jaune stayed sleeping and didn't notice him draping an arm over her.

After a while Pyrrha walked into the room and poked her head up before seeing the two sleeping. "Jaune? Nora?"

They didn't respond.

'They must be really tired.' She thought before noticing something else in the bed.

"Arf...zzz." Snored Zwei while curled on top of Nora's head.

'Especially him.'

(One hour later)

"Mmm...pancakes." Groaned Nora while feeling something across her body and head. She opened her eyes and found herself blushing at how she was positioned. 'Oh man, did I sleep walk over here?'

"Zzzz."

She carefully moved her hand up and poked his nose. "Boop."

"Mmm...Nora. Don't boop people when...they are dancing...zzz." Jaune snores while holding her tighter.

"Jauney wake up." She said sweetly.

"Too...tired."

"Come on Jauney. Wake up." She said again. "Or I'll pour coffee on your head."

"Zzzz."

'That didn't work.' She thought before grinning. "Jauney, Cardin is pulling my skirt off."

He jumped up at that. "Oh really?! He's dead no...um where's Cardin?"

"Hey Jauney. Now was the nap?"

He turned and blushed. "N-Nora what are you doing?!"

"I was napping like you."

"But when..how?"

"Just an hour ago." She smiled. "It was cozy and much softer than my bed. But one question." She asked. "Why do I feel a little...heavy?"

"Arf...zzz."

She looked up and picked up Zwei. "Aw, so that's what's been making my head hurt. Aw look at him Jauney! He's so adorable!"

Jaune chuckled at that. "Kind of like you sometimes."

That made her look at him with a blush while Zwei started waking up.

"Arf." He barked before licking Jaune's face.

"Gah! Zwei!"

(Four days later)

"Hey guys, who wants to head to the pool?" asked Jaune.

"Sorry but I have studying to do." Ren said looking at his book.

"I would love to but I'm also kind of studying." Pyrrha sighed. "Sorry Jaune."

'Damn it.'

"I'll come!" Nora grinned while getting up. "I really love the pool!"

"Plus she got a new swimsuit." spoke up Ren.

"A sexy one at that." She smiled while raising her fist up. "One that'll show my curves right to the core!"

'Nora in a swimsuit?' Jaune thought while thinking of her in several swimsuits.

"I'd hurry before it gets late." spoke Ren interrupting Jaune's thoughts.

"Oh right!" He said speeding out of the room. "Later guys!"

"Hey don't forget about me!" cried Nora grabbing a bag and ran after him.

(At the pool)

"Are you done changing?" Asked Jaune while wearing some yellow swim trunks. "It's been ten minutes."

"Done!" She called out while walking out in a pink and white v-piece bikini. "Like it Jauney?"

His jaw dropped while his eyes looked over her.

"Jauney?" She said while looking confused. "What's wrong? My body too sexy for your brain to handle?"

"...yeah in a way." he spoke before quickly looking away. 'Oh god! I should have expected that!'

"Yes! I still got it!" She laughed with joy before running to the pool. "Last one in's a rotten egg!"

"Wait Nora! Don't run!"

Too late as she slipped and fell into the water. She coughed and spit some water out. "Come on in Jauney! The water's great!"

He sighed and walked over before slowly getting in. "You could have hurt yourself."

She chuckled at that. "But I didn't." She then started swimming. "Let's do some laps. I dare you to out swim the queen of the pool!"

He sighed while trying not to look at Nora's breasts and ass. He swam after her while blushing since they looked close to Yang's size. 'Just focus on swimming and everything will turn out alright.'

"Come on Neptune!" Yelled Sun annoyed. "It's just a pool!"

"Why did you make me do this?!"

"You asked me to help in your lifeguard duties so," he said while trying to get the blue haired boy into the pool. "I'm trying to teach you how to fucking swim!"

"No!" he cried out while gripping the fence. "I don't wanna!"

"Well you have no choice!" He yelled before pulling him and throwing him into the pool.

Right on top of Jaune's head.

"Gah!"

"Damn it Sun!" he cried out while freaking out and splashed around while Jaune rubbed his head.

'That hurt.' He thought before seeing Nora swimming back.

"Gangway!" She bellowed while steam plowing Neptune and swam towards the other side of the pool. "The Boop express is coming! Choo choo!"

'Wow she's really into this.' He thought before seeing her coming at him. "Wait Nora! Don't-"

CRASH!

"Choo choo!"

"Ow!" he cried out.

She stopped and turned before gasping as she saw Jaune's nose bleeding. "Oh my Dust! Jaune!"

"Might wanna watch it next time."

She swam back and held him tight. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!"

"Gah!"

"Ah young love." Sun teased from the pool's edge. "Except it's not what I expected."

"What do you mean?" Neptune groaned while getting into the edge. 'I'll get you for this!'

"I thought he would get with Pyrrha." Sun whispered.

"Oh. Maybe they're a threesome?"

"Yeah and I'm dating Weiss." He said sarcastically.

"Wait what?! You're dating Weiss?!"

"NO I'M NOT!" he cried out in exasperation. "I'll wait till you crash and burn with her before asking her out."

"Yeah yeah." He rolled his eyes. "Same here with you and Blake. I heard she's dating this redhead from Vale."

"...excuse me while I go hunting."

"For what?"

"Redheads." He said while walking away.

'Hope it's not Pyrrha.'

"I feel woozy." spoke Jaune with his nose still bleeding.

Nora grabbed him while swimming towards shore. "I'll get some towels from my bag. Just don't die on me Jaune!"

'If I do….it'll be too soon.' He groaned while his eyes rolled back.

(One nose fixing later)

"Jaune. Jaune…..JAUNE!" Yelled Nora while slapping his face with a pool floaty. "WAKE UP DAMN IT!"

"Ah! Nora!" he cried out opening his eyes. "Stop slapping me."

She stopped slapping and looked relief at that. "Jauney! Oh Dust! You're awake, I thought I was going to bury you in a coffin and seal myself inside as well!"

"Wait, why would you need to bury yourself in too?"

"Because I would miss you." She blushed. "I mean don't best friends and couples do that if their boyfriends or girlfriends die?"

"I think you're confusing that with lovers."

"Like who?"

"You know, um…" he looked around and saw Weiss and Ruby swimming nearby. "Like Ruby and Weiss. They're lovers."

"Really?"

"Of course."

"Then how come they never limp to show they've gone all the way?"

"N-Nora!"

"Hey if they aren't fucking then they're not making love." She said rather loudly as everyone heard it. "So why would Ruby and Weiss be lovers Jauney?"

"Because it's the way they look and act around each other."

"...oh." She turned to them. "Have fun bumping uglies you love birds!"

"N-Nora!"

"Ok." Ruby smiled while Weiss blushed crimson. "Um what's wrong Weiss?"

She fainted.

"Weiss! What's wrong?!"

"Might wanna calm down about that." sweatdropped Jaune.

She turned and smiled. "Ok Jauney."

(Six days later)

"Hey Jauney."

"Yes Nora?" Said boy asked while eating a sandwich.

"You've complimented me a lot, but I haven't done as much for you."

He looked confused. "What do you mean? You've been doing a lot of things. Like that time you made that pancake cake for me."

"You know what I mean."

"Not really Nora."

She sighed. "I mean compliments! I haven't complimented you enough."

"...oh." He said finishing his sandwich. "So you want to compliment me?" 'That's new.'

"Yeah, like….how cool you look with short hair."

"Um thanks."

"And how sexy your abs are."

"Thanks?"

"And how big that behind is. Really it's so big it's almost the size of you-"

"Nora. Stop with the compliments involving my butt."

"Fine. Well there's also your cute but a little goofy attitude."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Simple. You're dorky on occasion but you're so cute doing it." She smiled. "Like right now."

"You mean me being myself?"

"When you put it that way...yep." She gave a thumbs up. "Being yourself works out fine in my book!"

"Um...thanks?"

"No problem Jauney." She smiled. "Oh and you're so hot even the sun pales to you...or Yang in a fit. Whatever comes first."

"Gee, thanks." he blushed. "Well I um...think you're electrifying cute and sexy in whatever mood you're in Nora."

Nora felt her face heat up at that. "R-Really?"

"Of course, nothing can beat you in the cute sexy department. Well except for Ruby, and Zwei, and maybe Pyrrha in pjs. But you're a good first or second runner up."

"Good, otherwise I might have slapped you around."

He paled.

"But I'm going to say this. You look too handsome for that hoodie."

"What's wrong with my hoodie?"

"Nothing it's just you should go shirtless more often." She smirked. "It might make everyone jealous."

"If I do that would you do the same?" He said with a tease.

"Um...huh...eh...mm…." she replied bashfully which took Jaune by surprise.

"Nora?"

"Yes! I mean…" she played with her thumbs. "Maybe? I mean...if it's for you that is Jauney?" 'This is so...gah!'

'Woah, who knew Nora could feel shy?' "If you want to? I'm not trying to pressure you or anything but I want you to feel alright with it first."

"Jauney…." she said while averting her eyes. "I...I think I should."

"A-Alright then." he replied with shock and with a bright blush.

(Two seconds later)

"Hey Nora." Spoke Ren while opening the door. "Have you…" he trailed off seeing Nora and Jaune shirtless and looking embarrassed. "Um...I'll just leave." 'That was fast.'

'Oh shit! Ren saw us!'

"H-Hey Ren stop it's not what it looks like!"

"No no I'll just let you have some fun." He said. "After all you are sweating in this hot room." And with that he closed the door.

'Aw come on!'

(Four days later)

The 'couple' felt a little nervous while the students gossiped with each other. And it was about them 'having sex'.

"Did you hear? The Arc boy laid with Nora!"

"Yeah and did you hear he did it on the main tower?"

"No way! They did it in the library!"

"You're both wrong! They did it on headmaster Ozpin's desk!"

'Someone just kill me!' Thought Jaune slamming his head to the desk.

"Hey knock it off!" Yelled Nora. "Don't you know it's rude! Like I don't go talking about that sort of shit to any of you guys! So either shut up or," she cracked her neck and gave a dark smile. "I'll break your fucking legs."

That got the students to pale and look away.

"Good." She smiled while sitting back down.

"Thanks Nora."

"Anytime Jauney."

"No really. You really saved my skin back there."

"Really Jauney it was nothing."

"Nora." He said with a smile. "I owe you my life."

That was what he said yes but in Nora's mind it sounded more...romantic.

'Wow….that's nearly a confession!' She thought with wide eyes. "Oh you don't mean that. I mean I'm just a teammate."

"That and a best friend and girlfriend." He said while not knowing he was making it worse. "I'm happy to be your boyfriend Nora."

That made her see fireworks while feeling butterflies in her stomach. "Jaune."

"Yes?" He said before getting kissed on the lips.

"You're welcome best boyfriend ever."

Jaune saw fireworks as well but also felt like he went to the moon and back five times into Friday. 'Holy….shit.'

"Oh god!" Gasped Neptune in shock. "I called it!"

"Yep….I'm a monkey's uncle." Sun said with wide eyes.

Teams RWBY and CFVY were also in shock but kept it to themselves. Well except for Ren.

"Get a room you two. No need to start fucking right here in front of everyone."

That made them both go crimson. "R-REN!"

He just smirked while thinking to himself. 'I knew this dare would lead to something. But I didn't expect it to work this well.'