Crazy trouble with love part 4

Rabeeder, Chan Lee, Tricloid, Zing, and Dan

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While Dan, Rabeeder, and Chan Lee were busy with their new relationship a few miles away another ball was seen on top of a sandcastle somewhere.

"Hello? Hello? Can anyone help me?" asked the brown and orange ball before it rolled down the sand and landed in a small hole. "Big sister? Where are you?"

"Meow." went a small kitten while walking towards the ball. "Mew?"

"Oh! Hello kitty, do you know where my big sister is?"

"Mew?" it said before playing with the ball innocently.

"Wah! No kitty, I need to find Rabeeder!" she cried out while rolling from the cat's paw.

"Mew. Mew mew." it replied while tapping her between it's paws.

"AH! Help me!"

That's when a seagull flew down and picked her up and away from the cat.

"AHH!"

"Squak!" it called out while flying towards the nearby city.

"HELP ME!" it cried out while trying not to look down. 'Why is this happening to me!?'

The seagull dropped the ball down a chimney and fell into a pile of ashes. "Squak!"

"Ow ow ow!" 'Ew!' she coughed while moving out of the pile. "Bad birdy!" The ball looked around before hearing some classic music. "This feels nice...so sleepy…"

"Now to get that chimney cleaned." Spoke a voice from the other side of the house.

"Huh?"

Out of the kitchen came a woman that looked like a older and sexier version of Chan Lee but wearing a black Chinese dress with a dragon on it, a large ass with E cup breasts, and green eyes. In her hands was a small portable vacuum cleaner. "Time to get this chimney cleaned. Just hope my allergies don't act up again."

"Oh! She can help me." spoke the ball to itself.

The woman walked towards the chimney and started the vacuum. 'I really hate this so much.' "ACHOO!" 'Really hate it.'

"Bless you."

"Thank...you?" She said before growing pale. "A-A-A-"

"Hello."

"AAAHHH!" She screamed before dropping the vacuum and running into the kitchen before running out with a knife. "Oh you're not going to get me this time you crazy tv spewing ghost!"

"Wait! I'm not a ghost!"

She glared. "Oh no! I'm not going to fall for that one! Come out and fight like the cackling ghost you are!"

'She's scaring me.' She thought before flying up to her. "See? I'm not a ghost."

"..."

"Miss?"

CRASH!

(Two hours later)

"Ugh...what hit me?" She muttered while rubbing her head.

'Besides falling?' Spoke a voice in her head.

"A-A-AAHH!" she jumped and looked around. "W-Who's there?!"

'Just Tricloid.' Spoke the voice. 'Are you ok?'

"No I'm not! I'm hearing god damn voices in my head and having ghosts in my house! How's that ok with you?!"

'I'm not a ghost! I'm a bakugan. Mean lady.'

"Bakugan?" she blinked. "Wait, you mean those toys my daughter plays with?"

'I'm not a toy either mean lady! I'm a living creature!'

"Yeah and you're a one eyed cyclops." She said sarcastically.

'I have three eyes.'

"..."

'And I'm looking for my big sister Rabeeber. Have you seen big sister?'

"No, and I'm starting to think I'm hearing things."

'I can show you.'

"Show me what?" She asked before a brown light shot out of her head as a small ball floated next to her. "AAAHH!"

"Stop screaming mean lady!"

"It's alive...really alive!" 'Oh god what's going on?!'

"Me alive alright, and you can help me now."

"W-Why would I help you?! You just showed up and scared me half to death!"

"Because if you don't I'll cry and big sister hates that."

"...that's it?" she raised an eyebrow. "I've dealt with my daughter all on my own, so I can handle crying."

Tricloid sniffled before crying louder then a car horn.

'This is worse than having to help my daughter as a baby!' She thought while covering her ears. "T-This is nothing!"

She cried even louder as it sounded like nails on a chalkboard. And this went on for an hour! A long and loud one at that.

"ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! JUST STOP!"

"Ok." She smiled while suddenly becoming happy. "Thanks mean lady."

"It's Zing Lee."

"Sounds silly."

"It's my name!"

"...Sorry mean lady."

She sighed and rubbed her head. 'It's like Chan all over again.'

"So do you know where big sister is? Or cutey?"

"Cutey?"

"Small boy with brown hair and cute red eyes."

Zing looked confused at that. "Um...I'm sorry, but I don't k-oh! Do you mean Dan Kuso?"

"Yes! Where is he?"

"Calm down. He and my daughter are at his mother's house for the weekend. About a few miles away."

Tricloid looked depressed at that. "Aw, so I can't see them now?"

"Um, unless you can fly all the way or can drive a toy car, you can't."

She looked at her. "Can't you help me mean lady?"

"Well I could drive you there."

"Really?"

"I really have nothing better to do and I'm kind of lonely since Chan left the house." she admitted. "I can drive you there and it won't take long."

"THANK YOU!" She cried out before hitting Zing on the head. "Ow! Why hug no work?"

"Because you don't have any arms."

"Yes I do." She said flapping her arms.

"Then they are too small." She deadpanned. "Just don't do that again ok?"

"Ok."

'Just like Chan.' She sighed while getting her purse.

(Much later)

-Dan's house-

"Here it is." Spoke Zing while getting out of the car. "Dan Kuso's house." 'And after a near accident on the road too.'

"Thanks mean lady." spoke Tricloid before she started glowing. She turned into light and entered Zing's mind. 'You really helped me. Mmm, what else can I do here?'

"You can get out." she sweatdropped.

'Why?'

"Because it's just rude." She said before feeling her control straying. "What? H-Hey! Why do I feel weird?"

'No idea.' Tricloid said before her eyes overtook Zing's. "Huh? Why is everything so tall again? And," she looked at herself. "Flabby?"

'I'm not flabby! I work out everyday!'

Tricloid blinked and looked at the hands and the body. "Wow! I...I'm you! Ah! I'm a mean lady!"

'Again I'm not mean. So get out of my body!' She glared. 'I mean it.'

"Um how?" she asked while raising a leg and wobbling before putting it down and sighed. "This feels weird."

'That's because you're using my leg.' Zing frowned while Tricloid continued to move her body parts around. 'And stop that! Something might dislocate!'

"What's that?"

'When something is broken or put somewhere it doesn't belong. Like my hand being twisted all the way.'

"Never had that problem."

'Huh?!'

"Made of clay on occasion."

'...'

She slowly started to walk towards the door and banged on it. "Big sister!"

'Calm down! It might not work!'

The door opened as Chan Lee walked out, but her eyes were sapphire blue. "Yes? What is it?"

'Mom? What's she doing here?' Lee thought in shock.

"Big sister?" asked Tricloid tilting her head.

"Um huh?"

'What?'

'It's not going to fly. They will find out.'

"Isn't that the point mean lady?"

"Mean lady?" spoke Rabeeder with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes. This lady."

'Rabeeder. I think something's wrong with mom.' Lee said in her own mind. 'Mom never acted like a child before.'

'She seems familiar.'

'Maybe she's that bakugan Tayghen?'

'Her?! She's no friend of mine! Especially for attacking our Dan! Remember?!'

'Right my bad. But maybe it's your sister Tricloid?'

'She does give off the same kind of attitude.' She thought. 'But how to test it?'

'Say something only she knows. Like favorite person or secret thing. That kind of stuff.'

'Can you let me out!?' Zing asked in her own mind.

"Sorry but I don't know mean lady."

"Quick! What's your sister's favorite hobby!"

"Uh oh um, kissing handsome boys with red eyes!"

"Anyone can answer that." She said sternly. "What is her cup size?"

"Huh? A cup size?"

'It's her?'

'How can you tell?'

'Tricloid doesn't know about cup sizes, that and I never told anyone that I'm a size G in my real body...oops.'

'That's big.'

'Just forget about it!' she thought before smiling. "Tricloid!"

"Big sister!" She cried before hugging her tight. Well tried because she fell down and kind of took off her pants by accident.

'AAHHH!' Lee screamed while her pink dragon panties were exposed to the world. 'PUT IT BACK UP NOW!'

"Oh, oops." spoke Tricloid looking at them.

'You dare look at my daughters panites! For shame!' Zing roared in anger.

"Sorry sorry! Please don't hurt me mean lady!" she cried out while Rabeeder pulled the pants back up.

"Tricloid. What are you doing here? And in my girlfriend's mother's body?"

'...what did she SAY!?'

"She said she was in your daughter's body!" yelled Tricloid.

'I know that, but girlfriend!? GIRLFRIEND! She's too young for that kind of relationship!'

"Huh? What's wrong mean lady? You're kinda scaring me."

"Tricloid it's great you're here. I'll show you where Dan is." smiled Rabeeder before walking back inside.

'Let me out NOW!'

"I can't! I don't know how!"

'Do it or I'll make you!' 'I'll get out and give my daughter a good talking to!'

Dan was sitting on the couch when he saw Rabeeder walk in with a woman who looked like her, but much older. "Oh Rabeeder, or is it Chan Lee?"

"It's me." Rabeeder said. "Lee's still in our head right now."

'It's almost time to let me take my body back for an hour.'

"Yeesh I know that Lee. Oh and Dan, my sister is here."

"Tricloid? Where?"

"Here." She pointed to Zing. "She possessed Lee's mom here. For some reason."

"To find you big sister. And cutey too."

'Let me out NOW!' Zing snapped angrily. 'I need to give my daughter a talking to!'

"Big sister! She's scary!" cried Tricloid hugging Rabeeder.

"Um there there?" 'A little help here Lee.'

'Fine but I need control of my body.'

'Alright.' Rabeeder said while getting out of Lee's body and turning into her ball form. "Here you go."

Lee sighed in relief and patted Tricloid on the back. "Um, Tricloid was it?"

"Big sister?"

"No that's your sister." She pointed to the bakugan. "I'm Chan Lee, Dan's and Rabeeder's girlfriend."

'...WHAT?!'

"Ah help me big sister! Mean lady is getting even more scary!"

"Just get out of her body!" cried Rabeeder.

"But I don't know how!"

"Just think about it and you're out!"

Tricloid thought about it as she appeared outside Zing's body. "Me out of mean lady's body!"

"Chan Xiao Lee!" Said woman growled. "You've got some explaining to do!"

Both her and Dan gulped seeing the dark aura coming off the mother.

(One explanation later)

"So let me get this straight. You like Dan, my daughter likes Dan and somehow you got this idea to keep this up by possessing each other every other hour so no one gets jealous?" Zing asked with a frown while sitting on the couch.

"Yes."

"Do you know how insane that all sounds!?"

"It is." Chan Lee sighed. "But it's better than being stuck in your own mind."

"Hey it was an afterthought really. Once all that stuff was done I was going to tell Dan."

"..."

"Eventually."

"That's it. I won't accept this. Chan Lee, get your stuff, I'm taking you back home."

She frowned. "Sorry mom, but I'm not going."

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me mom, I'm not going with you. I happen to like this relationship and if you don't like it then I'm sorry to say this but I'm moving out."

'W..What?!' She thought in horror. "Y-You can't do that! You're still too young!"

"I'm old enough to stay with the one I like." She said hugging both Dan and Rebeeder. "And it's these two."

Zing's mind was in disarray at this point and ready to break down.

"Oh! Can I stay?" asked Tricloid.

"Chan...you can't."

"Why not? I'm old enough and dedicated at this relationship."

Snap.

Zing started to cry while curling up in the ground muttering 'Too soon. It's not time yet. No!' outloud.

Dan looked confused and looked at Chan Lee. "Um, is she alright?"

"She acts like this when she's really distressed and scared. Don't worry she'll be fine and in her right mind in a few minutes Dan."

"I hope so."

Zing rocked on the ground while the teens and bakugan watched. 'Oh god. This...this can't be real! It's..it's a nightmare! My little fighter...in a relationship like this! Where did I go wrong?!'

(A while later)

"Is mean lady alright now?"

"No idea." remarked Rabeeder while Zing was still on the ground.

"This is odd even for mom." Chan Lee said. "She usually stops after five minutes." 'Was this really that bad?'

"Um, Miss Lee?" spoke up Dan. "Anything we can do to help?"

"...rub...back." She muttered while still trying to come to terms with this odd situation.

"Are you sure?"

"Yes...dear…"

Dan moved down and rubbed her back. "Anything else?"

"...a hug from my little panda fighter…"

Chan Lee blushed at that. "Mom!"

"Please?"

She groaned while hearing Rabeeder snicker and walked over before hugging her. "Geez mom."

"Thank you." She said while sighing. "I needed that. But what was it again we were talking about?"

'Right, she forgets sometimes when stressed.' "That I'm in a relationship with Dan and a bakugan."

"..."

"Mom?"

"...Chan Lee. Why didn't you tell me this?!"

"It happened just one week ago! I didn't have time to tell you every single thing!"

"A week is plenty of time to tell me!"

"Not when we just stopped a crazy bakugan from invading the planet last month!"

"Wait the odd weather patterns weren't weather patterns?"

"No, they were made because of a big battle between the bakugan."

"And we were there." Rabeeder said nervously. "Kind of...were the bad guys. But we changed honest to god sake!"

"You what?!"

"Um big sister? We were what?"

"Bad guys, but we were forced to by Naga. Either stop Dan here or die. And trust me, he's kind of bad news." Rabeeder chuckled nervously.

'Oh god, I might faint again.'

"Mom?" Lee said with concern. "Are you ok?"

"Um...a little. Just overwhelmed. I mean I thought you didn't have much friends, especially with your...personality."

"What's that suppose to mean?" she frowned.

"Well let's just say when you were younger you showed your happiness by," she went into a Kung Fu stance. "Making them eat the dirt." 'So many cuts and bloody noses to clean.'

"Hey! Everyone has a temper!" Lee blushed while hearing Dan snicker a little. "And stop embarrassing me in front of my boyfriend!"

"Sorry sorry, but still, this whole time I thought bakugan were just a fad of toys everyone was collecting. I didn't really think they could, well grow giant and have battles."

"Well we do." Rabeeder said. "And trust me, I look way sexier than any human woman in my real form. Heck Dan here loved it when we first met, right Dan?"

"Um, well you did look kinda cute." he admitted with a blush.

"Aw! Thanks Dan!" She smiled before floating over and nuzzles his cheek.

"Big sis, let me do it."

"Tricloid, you can join in too you know."

"Yay!" she cheered before moving over and rubbed up against Dan's other cheek.

"Don't forget me." Chan Lee smiled while hugging Dan.

Dan chuckled at this while Zing felt a little happy for her daughter. Even if it was WAY too odd for her.

"Well, I think I'll leave you...four alone."

"Mean lady." Tricloid said innocently. "Can't you join in too?"

Everyone froze at the implication.

"Mean lady? Hello?"

"W-What?! I can't do that!"

"Why not?"

"For one, it's weird since there's three girls together, second one of them is my daughter! And third, the boy is younger than me!"

"So? It's not weird mean lady."

"Sort of." remarked Chan Lee.

"Plus it might confuse people." Rabeeder sweatdropped.

"Huh? But mean lady IS younger."

"I'm thirty nine."

"...is that old or younger? Tricloid forgot."

"Way older." clarified Rabeeder. "Almost grandma old."

"I'm not that old!" Zing glared.

"Oh!...but can't she join in big sis?"

"Hey if she wants to leave I say go right ahead, more Dan for us." remarked the bakugan.

"Plus it's not incest."

"Incest? Like….cutey nuzzling mean lady's arm?"

"Tricloid. I know you're playing ignorant if you don't know what incest is."

"And like I said, I don't wanna get with my daughter's boyfriend." blushed Zing.

"...even if you like him?" She asked innocently.

'She's really pushing it!' she thought with annoyance. "I don't like him!"

"Really? But you said kind things about cutey."

"I was praising Dan, not confessing something like a schoolgirl!"

"Well either way, I bet you wouldn't be able to catch his eye anyway." Rabeeder idly remarked with smugness.

She looked at the bakugan with a frown. "Oh really? And you're so sure about that little toy?"

"Yeah, I bet Dan wouldn't even be interested in your lips, much less your scrawny body."

'She's dead.' She thought in rage. "Oh and how about you? You can't even move without floating. And if you got lost Dan would never find you because you're so small."

"Don't put this on me, we're talking about how I bet you don't even know how to kiss like a pro."

She laughed. "Trust me kid, I'm a master of kissing. How did you think I got my annoying ex? By being annoying?"

"Pretty much."

She growled. "I could make this boy faint with just one!"

"Then prove it. I want you to do it right here right now granny!"

Zing growled and walked over to Dan and grabbed his cheeks before slamming their lips together.

Dan blushed red while feeling a LOT of tongue. 'This...oh god...is hot!'

"M-Mom!" cried out Chan Lee with wide eyes and a blush.

"Wow. Tricloid didn't expect this."

"Same."

She broke the kiss and looked at Rabeeder with a grin. "Does that prove I'm a master or not?"

"Meh, I could do better."

"Oh yeah? Then put it where your mouth is, oh wait you can't!" She laughed while her anger clouded her mind.

"Oh it's on!" she growled before going into Chan Lee's body.

'Hey!'

"Sorry but my honor is at stake!" Rabeeder said before walking over and kissed Dan on the lips passionately.

"Me next!" Spoke Tricloid before taking over Zing's body.

'Get out of my body!' Zing yelled in her mind before Tricloid pushed Rabeeder away and kissed Dan on the lips.

'Holy shit! This...this is really happening!' thought Dan with a blush and a slight nosebleed.