Crazy trouble with love part 4
Female Kamui and Allen
Series: D. Grayman
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Kamui was currently in the lab and mixing chemicals back and forth with a serious look in his eyes. He saw that his sister was seeing Russell lately and he wanted to make him pay for touching his baby sister. Even if he had to use science to make said man fall for a Akuma!
"I'll keep my sweet little Lenalee away from him and then make sure all other men here know not to touch her AHAHAHAHA!" he laughed.
KABOOM!
Thunder and lightning shook the lab as Kamui looked around confused.
'Weird, oh well.' he shrugged before he saw the vial turn red. "Yes! It's done." He grinned. "The Akuma attraction potion is complete!" 'Now to get him to drink this without knowing.'
He was about to walk off but he tripped on some books and crashed onto the ground. This resulted in the vial fly up.
"Oh crap-"
The vial crashed to the ground as a massive explosion rocked the area and covered it in pinkish red smoke. Kamui coughed and tried waving it away while feeling some of it get into his mouth.
"Beck! That's disgusting!" He yelled while feeling woozy. "Oh no, I can't pass out now, I have….to...ooh….." he trailed off before passing out.
(An hour later)
"Oooh, my head is pounding." Kamui groaned while feeling really off. "And why is my chest squished?"
The scientist pushed 'himself' up and passed by a mirror before quickly running back in front of it with 'his' jaw dropping. In the mirror was a woman that looked exactly like Lenalee but with his hair color, his height, a E cup chest and larger ass. Basically he saw an older version of his little sister.
"A….A...A….AHHHH!" 'He' screamed before running around frantically. 'What the hell's going on!?'
"Nii-san" Lenalee called out while walking in with some coffee. "Are you thirsty…..who are you?"
"Lenalee it's me, your brother." she spoke pointing to herself. "And...I'm a woman!"
"...HUH!?" She said in shock while dropping the coffee cup. "N-NII-SAN!? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?"
"I don't know! I was busy working one something to make Russell suffer when a beaker broke and I passed out then wake up like this!" she cried while gesturing to herself.
Lenalee frowned at that. "You wanted to do what to Russell?"
"Um…." she sweated. "Did I say Russell? I meant um… Hussell. Yeah, Hussell."
Lenalee deadpanned. 'That was a horrible lie.'
"Anyway what are we going to do? I can't go around looking like this!"
"Well do you remember which chemical it was?"
"Um let's see…..it was two extracts of pheromones, a piece of Dark Matter, some Innocence dust, a bit of Akuma blood and….some female hyena semen."
"...just what were you doing with something like THAT?" she asked in shock.
Kamui gulped. "I was...Lenalee. You must understand. Russell was trying to seduce you! I was just trying to protect your innocence!"
Her eye twitched before she walked over and bonked Kamui over the head. "I'm perfectly fine, thank you."
"Ow! That hurt!"
"I could use my Dark Boots on you again."
She paled. "I'm good yeah perfectly good!"
That was when Allen walked in. "Kamui, I have the box of papers you asked for." he looked and blinked before looking between them. "Um...Lenalee?"
"Yes Allen-kun?"
"Did Kamui make another robot?"
"No, this...is nii-san." she sighed pointing to Kamui. "He became a woman."
"...WHAT?!"
"Yeah that's my first thought too Allen." Kamui sighed. "I really didn't know this would happen." she looked at the shocked boy's face and started feeling her heart rate increase. 'What's going on? And why does Allen look cute right now?'
"..." 'This is really more insane then they time he...she...fixed my Innocence.' He shivered at that. 'The pain!' "Um, so I'll...see you two around."
"Allen." Kamui said. "Stay here and help me please! I'll do anything just help me out!"
"Anything?" He smirked.
She nodded while finding the dark smirk kind of attractive.
"In that case, what do you need help with?"
"I need help getting back to normal if possible." She said with a light blush. "But I kind of need my equipment and some Innocence dust. If I could re-make the elixir I might be able to either reverse this or…."
"Or what nii-san?"
"...make it ten times worse."
That made both of them anime fall.
"Please?" She pouted cutely. "Won't you help an innocent girl out?"
Allen blushed since it was like looking at Lenalee, even though she was standing right there. "I don't know…."
"Pwease Allen-kun?" She said again like a sad, yet super cute child. "Pwease help me."
'Nii-san's not acting like him-herself.' thought Lenalee feeling very uncomfortable with what was going on.
"Fine, we'll help."
Kamui jumped up with joy before hugging Allen tight. "Oh thank you Allen-kun! Thank you so much!"
He groaned and blushed harder since he felt her chest against his head. 'This is SO….comfy….'
Little known fact, Allen Walker loves being hugged by large chested women. Reminds him of soft pillows.
"Now," Kamui smiled while turning Allen around and pointing to the wall. "Let's join forces and bring me back to normal! For science!"
"...what are you pointing at?"
"Oh just trying something cool." She gave a thumbs up. "Something to impress my cute baby sister."
"..."
"..."
"What?"
"Let's just get to work."
(Later)
Allen was bringing a box of chemicals to Kamui who was writing notes down.
"Nii-san." Lenalee said while putting the Innocence dust and Dark Matter containers on the table. "Are you sure this will work?"
"Positive, with these notes I can say for certain that there is a 100% chance of success." 'Actually 50% but why tell them that if it makes them skeptical of my brilliant mind?'
"I hope so."
"Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be fine. Especially when Allen-kun puts the female hyena semen in the container."
He grabbed a vial of the seed with a grimace and poured it into the beaker. "I still don't get why you used this stuff."
"It's simple, hyena's have more females than males. Thus with their fake cock's they have lots of estrogen and testosterone. An easy mix for the pheromones and Innocence/Dark Matter concoction to make any male the product of a rabid animal or Akuma frenzy."
"And you were going to use this on Russell." frowned Lenalee.
"I said I was sorry. Really can't a older sibling protect their younger sibling?" She pouted.
"That would have killed him." sweatdropped Allen.
"But...Lenalee's innocence was in jeopardy! Allen-kun, you must know what's it like having to protect a lot of people you care for right?! I was just...I just didn't want my precious Lenalee to cry ok!"
"..."
"...nii-san."
"Yes Lenalee?"
"You're being overprotective again." she deadpanned.
Kamui fell over at that. "Lenalee….you're so mean." 'And after I tried to help you.'
"Let's just get you back to normal." Allen said while putting the other ingredients into the beaker.
"Ok Allen-kun!" she cheered while stirring the ingredients together. After a while she saw it turn red. "Ok, bottoms up!" She drank the vial and gagged. "Yuck! Even worse than donkey piss!"
'How does she even know that?' Both thought before Kamui was enveloped in smoke.
"Oh that felt off." Spoke the scientist as the smoke cleared. But she was still a woman but her chest became a H cup and butt grew bigger. "Well how do I look?"
"You…..got bigger." sweatdropped Lenalee with a blush.
Kamui looked down and gasped. "Oh fuck! It made me more endowed!" She then looked at her ass. "So this is how mothers feel after getting a baby?"
"Huh?"
"Child baring hips." she clarified before looking at Allen as her heart rate skyrocketed. 'So handsome!' "Say Allen-kun. Who do you like more? Lenalee or me?"
"Um….what kind of question is that? I like both of you as friends and family."
"I meant," she walked over and pressed against him with half lidded eyes. "As women~"
He blushed while Lenalee was flabbergasted.
"So after hearing that Allen-kun. What is your answer?" She said seductively.
"Ah….ah…." he got out with wide eyes.
"Don't worry," she smiled. "I can wait for your answer. A.l.l.e.n-k.u.n~"
"Nii-san! What's wrong with you?!" cried out Lenalee who couldn't wrap her head around this.
She looked at her with a serious expression. "Lenalee, I'm just asking Allen-kun if he likes you or me. That's all." 'Plus I wanted to be closer to him in every way possible.'
Allen shook his head and stepped back. "K-Kamui-san, maybe you should lie down."
"I'm fine Allen-kun." She smiled cutely. "I'm really fine with you around Allen-kun~"
'This isn't good!' He thought while trying to get away. Only to be grabbed by Kamui and given a big kiss to the lips. 'W-WHAT THE FUCK?!'
Lenalee's jaw hit the floor while Kamui moaned in the kiss. "A….A….A…."
She broke the kiss after a while and grinned. "Now you're mine Allen-kun."
His eyes rolled in the back of his head before passing out.
"Lenalee." She smiled. "Get me a wedding planner, because I'm ready to marry!"
She eye twitched as she activated her Dark Boots and kicked her 'brother' in the face.
"GAH!"
(Later)
Allen was still composing himself while Lenalee had tied Kamui to a chair.
"Lenalee! Let me go please!" She cried out while struggling against the ropes.
"No way! You're not yourself and you're staying here until you go back to normal." 'Which I hope is soon.'
"Pwease?" She asked with cute sad eyes. "Please let me go?"
"No."
"Pwease with noodles on top?" She asked with a cute tone.
"No." she sweatdropped.
"...pweaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" she cried out without stopping to breath once. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
'She'll pass out from lack of air.'
(Five hours later)
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-" she continued with the same tone and breath. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
'How is she still conscious?!' they both thought while Allen was looking around at the different chemicals.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
'Ok, either she has a pair of iron lungs or she's serious about wanting to get out.' Allen thought while looking at a vial labeled Donkey piss. 'Yuck!'
That's when they heard a knock and Lavi walked in.
"Hey guys, where have you been?"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
"...Score!" He cried out before running over to Kamui. "Might I ask your name miss."
"Kamui. And pwease let me out. Pweaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
"...huh?" he blinked and looked at Allen. "Um, can you explain it?"
"Kamui wanted to make Russell suffer so he, she made a elixir that makes Akuma go crazy, it didn't work and now she's a woman, then she made another batch that made her...assets grow and now she's tied up because she wants to marry me."
"...that's kind of hot." he admitted rubbing his chin. "So how are you gonna change her back?"
"We don't know. Kamui said that every other chemical wouldn't work." He said picking up a vial of salamander eyes. "And I don't think she was in her right mind during this...project."
"I'm so in my right mind Allen-kun so let me out pweaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-"
"How long can she go on like that?"
"Five hours." Lenalee sighed. "And that's without taking a breath too."
"Have you tried knocking her out?"
"Did that, but she woke up two seconds later."
"Hmmm, well Allen could always get hitched."
"Lavi! How can I do that?!"
"Well you could just propose like any respected gentlemen and then make sure she's a good mother to some kids. That usually works."
"If that was the case then Road would be my wife by now." He deadpanned.
"Oh? So you like her?" he teased while Kamui started rocking in the chair.
"Huh?!"
"I mean it's not like you like Lenalee right?" He joked.
"NO LENALEE!" Kamui screamed. "I FORBID YOU TO BE ALLEN-KUN'S WIFE! THAT'S MY JOB!"
"I don't even like him like that!"
"...then who do you like?"
"...Miranda."
"OH GOD NO! MY LITTLE LENALEE IS GAY! OH WHERE DID I GO WRONG?!" She screamed while struggling even more against the ropes.
"Hey! There's nothing wrong with me liking a girl!"
"But….why didn't you tell your sister?!" She cried out. "I could have helped."
"By blowing her up?"
"...noooo." she replied rolling her eyes away. "I would have just tied her up and put her in a cake at your birthday party. Naked that is."
Bonk!
"Ow! Lenalee why?!"
"How long is this gonna go on?" Lavi whispered to Allen.
"No idea. But it might be permanent given she didn't change back."
"Well I have one thing to say then." He smirked. "Hope your honeymoon is perfect."
"Lavi! Not helping!"
He chuckled at that when Kanda walked in.
"Where is that beansprout? I have…." he looked at the scene and sighed. "Do I even want to know?"
"No."
"...then I'm leaving." He said before cutting the ropes around Kamui. "And try not to make too much noise."
"KANDA/YOU IDIOT!"
"THANK YOU KANDA!" Kamui cried out before hugging Allen tight. "NOW LETS MARRY ALLEN-KUN!"
"Ah!"
(Timeskip)
'I can't believe I got married.' Allen thought while looking at his new ring. 'And had a honeymoon in the same day too!'
"Zzzzzzzz." Kamui snored at her desk.
'And she's still the same.' He thought while Lavi walked with with more papers.
"Kamui, more papers."
"Zzzzzz…..no more…."
"Come on, my arms are getting tired."
She slowly looked up and squinted her eyes cutely. "Pwease no more?"
Lavi blinked and blushed before turning around. "On second thought, they can wait."
She smiled before sleeping again. "Zzzzzz."
'Still the same.' sweatdropped Allen.
"Allen-koi…..let's...make a baby...zzzz." She sleep talked with a cute smile.
He paled hearing that. 'Oh crap.'
"Allen-koi….I love you….zzzzz." She smiled while moving her head to one side.
'I hope she forgets what she's dreaming about.'
She slowly moved a little as the screen went black. "Allen-koi….zzzzz."