Crazy trouble with love part 4

Jona and Neptune

Series: RWBY

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-SSSN's room-

It was a nice morning, the birds were chirping, everyone was sleeping, a large bucket was over Neptune's bed….oh crap.

'This is going to be good.' Thought Sun with a smirk. 'Come on, hurry up and open your eyes.'

"Zzzzzz." He snored as Scarlet slowly got up and saw what was going on but kept his mouth shut. "Um...what a nice…." His eyes widened as he saw a bucket of cold water right in front of his face.

SPLASH!

"AHHH!" he screamed like a little girl before flopping out of bed and tried using his blanket to dry himself off. "COLD WATER!"

"Ha ha ha! Got you!" Sun laughed as Sage woke up and saw what happened and sighed. "You should have seen your face!"

"S-SUN!" He glared at the Faunus while drying his hair. "That's not the least bit funny!"

"Actually it was." Scarlet chuckled.

"Not really." Sage sighed while getting up and headed to the bathroom. "It's too early for this anyway Sun."

"Aw come on, not even a chuckle?"

He ignored him while turning the shower on.

"Sun." Neptune glared. "I'm going to make you pay for this!"

"When? Because my schedule is kind of full." He smiled before getting ready for the day. "Maybe after I see Blake? Around three to five perhaps?"

His eye twitched while glad he was dry now.

(One changing later)

-Oobleck's class room-

'Ugh! Why did it have to be THIS boring?!' He thought while trying to fall asleep on the table. 'Come on, just a little bit and then I'm out.'

"Hey Neptune." Sage whispered to him. "Try to look like you're interested."

"It's harder than you think."

"Well Jona's still listening." He said pointing to a short blond haired girl with armor and a hoodie that showed her C cup breasts almost perfectly. "And she is a bit of a klutz you know."

"You're not helping."

"Who said I was helping you?" He asked as the bell rung. "I was just trying to keep my grades up."

He sighed at that as he got up and walked out of the classroom, only to spot Jona talking with her team. 'Huh, she still seems cute.'

"Pyrrha, really I don't need any makeup." She sighed. "Especially after Ren tried cutting my hair."

"I'm just saying I have some I accidentally bought and I wanna see if it suits you."

"If I wear makeup, it's with a guy." She said before slumping slightly. "Which might be never."

"Oh come on Jona, it's not that bad." Nora smiled.

"The last guy I talked to was Ren." She sighed. "And you nearly had my legs ripped out."

"I said sorry! And I swore I thought you two were making out, it was an honest mistake if you ask me."

"Still if a boy came talking to me I would either think it's a dream or as Weiss puts it 'treat them like uncultured barbarians and make them pay for talking to me' or something like that." Jona sighed as Neptune overhead the entire thing.

'Yikes, she doesn't mean me, right?' He thought while taking another look at her. 'But I do admit it, she's a real beauty.'

"Jona." Ren said seeing Neptune looking at them. "I think you got a stalker."

Jona turned towards Neptune who tried to put on a cool smile and flashed her a thumbs up.

"Hey Jona. How's it going?" He smirked. "Hasn't anyone told you that you are an angel?"

"Um….no."

"Well you're a long way from heaven." Neptune said while winking his eye.

"..."

"Can I punch his kiwis?" Nora asked.

"No." spoke her team in unison.

"Aw!"

"Neptune, why are you saying that to Jona?" Asked Pyrrha.

"I'm just saying what any dude would be thinking."

"..."

"Even I wouldn't say that." Ren deadpanned.

"And if Renny does that, he's only doing it to me!"

"Uh...thanks?" spoke Jona confused.

"Anytime princess." He smiled while not knowing he just made a mistake.

"Neptune." Weiss glared as she overheard the conversation. "Can I have a word with you, alone?"

"Um, sure thing." He said before winking at Jona as he walked with Weiss.

(Later)

"Damn." Spoke Sun looking at his friend's black eye. "What happened to you?"

"Weiss wanted to talk."

"Oh…..and the black eye?"

"Let's just say princess is banned from my vocabulary." 'What a left hook.'

"Wow, she's brutal."

He nodded before seeing Jona talking to Ruby. "Sun, what do you think about Jona?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"Like personality and the like." He said while watching the blond.

"Well she seems a little klutzy and awkward, but pretty good to get along with. And she's not so bad if you get up close to her." He admitted rubbing his head. "But why ask me about this? It's not like...wait. You find Jona your type don't you?"

"What? No no no no, that's crazy." he waved off with a chuckle. "I was just asking for….clarity's sake."

Sun looked at him with a stern glare. "Yeah and I'm a lizard Fanus, admit it. You have the hots for Jona Arc."

"No I don't!"

"Then why is your face red?" He smirked.

"Well why is your hair blond?"

"That made absolutely no sense."

"Same with your hair."

He groaned at that. "Dude, just give me an answer."

"Um….ah...um I um…"

"Hey Neptune!" Yelled Ruby. "How's it going?"

"F-Fine!" he called back in reply.

"Oh, well I just wanted to say that Yang is looking for Scarlet. Something about him and Cardin with scissors." She then looked carefully at Neptune. "Why's your face red?"

"I-It's not red."

"It's as red as my cape." She deadpanned. "Are you sick with something?"

"Yes he is, he's sick with lo-" spoke Sun before Neptune quickly covered his mouth.

"Nothing, I'm not sick."

"Um….ok?" She said confused before walking away. 'How odd.'

Sun frowned at this while pushing the hand away. "What the hell man?!"

"You were about to tell her something you're not even sure of!"

"It was supposed to be a joke! But now that you did that, I'm convinced you have some sort of semblance to Jona!" He frowned. "And you better come clean or I might put a water bed in place of the bed."

"You wouldn't dare you sick bastard!"

"I would and will if you don't talk you pantsy shit!"

Neptune frowned and looked away. "Look, I'm just curious. So what if I'm interested in her cute face? At least I'm willing to say that, unlike you who still hasn't made a move on Blake."

"I did….in my sleep."

"And I wonder how many of those involved little to no clothes."

Sun blushed before seeing said girl walking behind Neptune. 'Oh shit!'

"Especially after I heard you moaning to her name. It was like 'Blake your breasts are so soft' and 'Blake I'm about to come' and that shit. It was annoying that you can't tell her you like her but...Sun? Why are you looking pale?"

He pointed behind Neptune with said girl frowning.

He slowly turned before getting punched in the other eye. "AHH! MY EYE!"

"Try saying that stuff again and I'll do the other one." She said before looking at Sun. "You and me, Friday, 3 pm, don't be late." she then walked away while leaving Sun stunned as heck.

"Why did you get a date when I was being hit?!"

"I didn't try talking about someone's wet dreams." He frowned. "Plus you deserved it."

Neptune grumbled at that.

(Later)

'Ok, just try to stay calm and don't act uncool.' He thought while walking to JNPR's room. Reason? Because Sun told him some good advice that might help. And by help it really means getting a date. 'I'm not that interested in Jona but he thinks it's the biggest thing since banana guns.'

He stopped at the door and took a deep breath before knocking.

"Yes?" Ren asked opening the door. "Oh, Neptune? What a...pleasant surprise."

"Is Jona here?"

"Yes, but she's in the sho-" he tied to say before Neptune walked in and looked around. "Wait Neptune you can't come in-"

"Ah!" Jona smiled while walking out of the shower with a towel over her hips and chest. "The showers free now Py...y….AAHHH!"

"AHHHH!" screamed Neptune with wide eyes and a blush.

"PERVERT!" She screamed while jumping behind a bed. "NEPTUNE YOU PERVERT!"

"W-Wait you don't-" he tired to say before getting blasted by Nora's hammer and sent through a few walls.

"I got him!"

"Good work." Pyrrha said while closing the door. "You really did good this time Nora."

"Ow…" he groaned while twitching slightly.

(Later)

'I'm gonna feel that in the morning.' He thought while cracking his neck as walked near the walkway opposite JNPR's room. 'Ok, that didn't work. So I'll just do the opposite. I'll follow her and then talk to her, maybe apologize for earlier. I just hope she doesn't think I'm being a creepy stalker.'

As he walked towards the room he turned a corner before opening a window and carefully placed himself on the edge before moving towards JNPR's window.

'Don't look down. Don't look down!' He thought to himself in fear. He then got to the window and saw no one was there sans a sleeping Jona. 'Alright, this might seem weird, but if I can keep her quiet and listen, then she'll understand.'

"Zzz." She snored as Neptune carefully opened the window and jumped inside. "Mm...no more...pancakes Ren…."

'Ok, first wake her up.'

"Mmm….pervert." Snored Jona. "Pyrrha...you and your...books...zzzz."

'Here goes nothing.' He thought before poking Jona on the nose.

"Hmm...Nora. Too tired...for boops...zzz." She said while rolling around to her side.

"Jona, wake up." he whispered.

"Hmm...who's there?" She asked while her eyes were still closed. "Ren? Pyrrha? Nora?"

"Wake up, it's me Neptune."

She slowly got up while rubbing her eyes. "Neptune? What are you doing here?" 'What an odd dream. What next? I'm going to see a flying pumpkin?'

"Jona please listen. Don't scream, because I just came here to talk to you like a normal person."

"Huh?" She asked while yawning. "You want to talk? About what?"

"First off, sorry about seeing you in a towel. I didn't wanna look like a pervert, I just wanted to come by and…"

"And? What?" 'What a nice dream, especially this Neptune. He's much more serious than the normal one.'

"I wanted to know if you wanted to hang out, like on a date."

Jona blinked at that. "A date? Why not, ok. So when do you want to go?"

'That was kind of easy.' he thought. "Well, why not this afternoon? A normal walk to start things off."

"Sure, once I get my magic sword Excalibur." She smiled while opening her eyes.

"Um Jona….it's not a dream."

"...a...a...a...AHHHH!" She screamed with a massive blush on her face as she started punching Neptune in the chest.

"Ow! Ow! Ow! Quit it!"

"YOU BASTARD!" She screamed as Pyrrha ran in with her weapons at hand and bashed Neptune with the shield and sent him out the window.

"AHHH!"

CRASH!

"Jona, what happened?! Did that guy touch you anywhere?!"

"I-I don't think so. He just showed up and asked me on a….date."

Pyrrha looked at her before dropping her weapons. "He...he did that?"

Jona blushed and nodded.

"...oops."

(Later)

"Are you ok?" Asked Sage while looking at an annoyed and slightly bandaged Neptune.

"I'll be fine when people stop hitting me!"

"Ok, I'll bite." Scarlet said. "What exactly made you fall out a window, from three stories to boot?"

"...um…"

"I can get Sun to put water in your laundry." He said pointing to Sun, who was near his dresser.

"I asked Jona on a date but Pyrrha knocked me out!"

They were silent before Scarlet and Sage gave Sun some money.

"Thank you gentleman." He smiled while putting the money away. "Pleasure doing business."

"You...betted on me?!"

"Yes, and I won the bet. I bet that you and Jona would be a thing and since you did the deed, I'm satisfied."

Knock knock.

"Oh crap that must be her."

"Then open it." Sage said. "Or was that all a lie?"

"Don't pressure me!" He frowned.

"Hello?" Spoke Jona from the other side. "Neptune? Are you there?" 'Maybe I should have stayed in bed?'

Neptune opened the door and almost had a nosebleed as Jona was now in a white dress with the Arc symbol on her left breast, wearing white high heels, her face looked like it had some makeup on, with a necklace of pearls around her neck. 'Ho...ly….shit.'

"I'm...ready for the...date." She said with a blush. "I um...hope you like this. I kind of got this dress from….Nora."

"Um...yeah I mean you look really hot." he blurted out before covering his mouth.

"Oh….." she said feeling red in the face. "I-I'm glad to h-hear it." 'Oh god, it's so embarrassing!'

"Um, sorry if I'm not all dressed up."

"It's fine." She tried to say without feeling red to the face. "I'm not judging. And you look great to me."

"Oh, thanks." he smiled while seeing Sun in the room gesturing him to get a move on. "Oh! Um, so, ready for that walk?"

"Yes." She smiled. "I am Neptune."

He nodded before wrapping his arm around Jona's. "You know, you look like a real angel in that dress."

"And you...look like a hot stud of a water god." 'So embarrassing!'

He blushed at the upfront compliment as they walked away with Neptune's team watching.

"Who wants to bet that they'll have a second date?" Sun asked Scarlet and Sage.

They groaned at that as the screen went black.