Crazy trouble with love part 4

Lilynette and Ichigo

Series: Bleach

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-World of the Living, Ichigo's room-

It was early morning and the sun was rising onto a new day as Ichigo slept in his bed tired as hell.

That's when the door was kicked open with Isshin flying through the air. "ICHIGO!"

As if on instinct Ichigo grabbed his leg and threw him back into the hall before falling asleep again.

"Ow…." groaned his father before standing up without hesitation. "Ichigo! It's time to wake up to a new day!"

He just rolled on his side.

"And it's almost time to go to school."

"Zzzzz."

Isshin sighed before grabbing the sheets and pulled them right off, causing Ichigo to roll out of bed.

"Zzzzz."

"WAKE UP!"

"Zzzz….huh? It's morning already?" Ichigo groaned while having a headache. "Damn it old man!"

"Good morning Ichigo."

"Can't you let me get some sleep without waking me?"

"If I did that then you wouldn't be able to go to school."

"Alright alright, I'll get up."

Isshin nodded before leaving the room.

'I really hate today.' Ichigo thought while getting up. Only for something to land on his back. "Gah!"

"Ow! Damn it Starrk!" Groaned a unfamiliar girl's voice. "Why did you have to do that?!" 'And it was just a wake up call!'

Ichigo groaned and felt the object move off him and he got a clear look. It was a young-looking female Arrancar with an outfit consisting of white-colored briefs with a black line positioned in the middle, arm-warmers, a revealing vest with a high collar and thigh-high, fur-lined boots. A Hollow hole was positioned in the center of her stomach with the remains of a Hollow mask on her head forming of a helmet with two horns on the top of her head. The left horn looks as if it has been cut off with the left half covering her left eye. Her right eye was a light pink with the left eye that was covered by her hollow mask having a flame design over the eyehole and she also had short light green hair arranged in a very basic manner. And she looked almost like Yuzu in terms of...chest size.

"Just where am I?" she rubbed her head before noticing Ichigo. "And who the hell are you?"

"My room and I should be asking the same thing."

"Lilynette Gingerbuck," she grinned. "The only Fraccion of Espada number one, Coyote Starrk."

His eyes widened hearing that before standing up with a frown. "Why are you in my room? Did Aizen send you?"

"Nope." She rolled her eyes. "And the reason why I'm here is simple. I got sent here by that lazy ass for trying to wake his sorry ass up for the umpteenth time."

Ichigo looked really confused at this.

"Starrk's lazy as hell." Lilynette clarified before taking a better look at Ichigo. "Wait, are you that substitute Shinigami, Ichigo Kurosaki?"

"Yeah, that's me." he replied with caution.

"Oh…. you don't look like anything special." She said while sitting on his bed. "But that's my opinion, after all we don't get out often to world of the living." 'Nice bed.'

He sighed and rubbed his face. "Look, I have to get ready for school, so try seeing what the world is like not here."

"Mmm….maybe or," she smirked. "I can just stay here and see what the fuss is about you."

He groaned before noting the time and quickly got ready for school. 'Damn it, I don't have time for this!' "You stay here, and stay out of trouble." He said before running out the door.

"You forgot your underwear." Lilynette chuckled.

He reached back and grabbed it with a blush before darting out the room.

'Ok, that was kind of funny.' She thought before laying on the bed. 'But it is kind of boring just staying here. Mmm...I'll just follow him. And who knows, it might help with learning about this guy's life.'

She got up and slipped out the window before hovering there and saw him running down the street.

'Shit shit shit! I'm late!' He thought while running faster as he didn't notice the Arrancar following him from the shadows.

(At school)

'Ugh...what a morning.' Ichigo groaned in his mind while laying on his desk. 'At least I got here before the bell rung.'

'So this is a school?' Lilynette thought while looking through the window. 'It's...so boring! Even Starrk isn't THIS boring!'

"Alright class, I hope all of you studied for today's pop quiz."

"Ugh!"

"Well if you have then this will be a breeze if not then you better focus or else you might have to retake it on a Saturday."

'Damn it, I knew I should have gone to bed early and studied when I woke up.' He thought before the quiz was given to him. And it was a multiple choice one about the….reproduction system of a girl?! 'Why me!'

'Maybe I should get a little closer?' Lilynette thought while seeing the students taking the quiz. 'Huh? What's going…..what the? They're doing that subject?! Oh god….'

(One awkward quiz later)

"Times up. Now bring up your quizzes."

Ichigo sighed as the class set their quizzes on the desk. 'Just forget what I put down and don't think about it too much.'

"Ichigo?" Spoke Rukia while a little confused

"What?"

"Do you see what's outside the window?" She said pointing to the window.

'I'm scarred for life.' Lilynette thought while her eyes rolled around like tumbleweeds. 'So much...ugh.'

Ichigo turned and paled seeing Lilynette. 'What? What is she doing here?'

She shook her head before seeing Ichigo and waved to him.

"Ichigo, do you know that Arrancar?" Rukia whispered.

"I just met her." He whispered back. "And she's a Fraccion to…"

"To who?"

"The first Espada." He sighed while Rukia's jaw dropped.

'Maybe I should smash this window?' Lilynette thought while contemplating either leaving or entering this class room. 'That'd get a big scare out of them for laughs.'

"She's what?! Ichigo!"

Smash!

"Ahh!" Screamed a student as the window was smashed into pieces.

"Hello!" she called out with a laugh while the humans were stunned and looked lost while not looking at her even though she floated right next to the hole. "Hello? Anyone there?" 'That's odd, usually that works.' She then saw four people including Ichigo looking at her. 'I wonder why they are the only ones to see me?'

"Shit." cursed Ichigo before darting out of the room and pulled out his badge before leaving his body and slipped back into the room while the teacher and students didn't see him. "Hey! What's the big idea of coming here and breaking the window?"

"I don't know." She shrugged. "I thought it would be fun seeing what a school was." She looked at the floor. "And that thing you did….it was...um...mind breaking." 'I'll never get that stuff out of my mind!'

"Guys, I'll be right back." he moved over and dragged Lilynette away from the school and landed on the ground. "And just how is it fun making everyone in class nearly panic?"

"It works back with the others." She shrugged. "But I don't get it. Why didn't anyone see me?"

"Regular people can't see spirits or hollows for that matter. All they saw was the glass breaking, you could be right in front of them and they still wouldn't see you."

"...that's boring." She deadpanned. "Then what's the point of trying to have some semblance of fun?"

"In school it's not about having fun, it's about doing work and what we have to for our future."

Lilynette rolled her eyes. "Yeah yeah, can you let me go now?"

He let go of her and sighed. "Look, there are more fun places besides here. I'm sure if you go there you won't feel bored."

"Like what? That bedroom of yours? Because if that was the case then I would be like Starrk, which would be the end of the world if I tried." 'Even if we are the same being.'

Ichigo deadpanned. "No, I mean go around and see for yourself."

"...you're asking me on a date?"

He anime fell and stood back up. "No! I mean-gah!"

'What's wrong with him? It's not that bad asking a girl on a date. Right?' "Are you ok?"

"Look, just go somewhere else."

"Nope, not leaving."

He rubbed his head. 'Should I make her? Then she'll just be more eager to stick around. And I can't just attack her, she hasn't really done anything wrong. But she is on Aizen's side, man I wish Rukia was here to help me.'

"Ichigo." Spoke Rukia from behind him. "Ichigo?"

'I can even hear her voice.'

"ICHIGO!"

"AH!" He jumped while turning around. "Rukia what the hell?!"

"You weren't listening to me or even notice me, did you?"

"Yes I was."

"No you weren't." Lilynette said with a slight chuckle. 'This is kind of fun, especially around this guy.'

"Stay out of this." both said at once.

She pouted at that before sticking her tongue at them.

"Rukia." Ichigo whispered. "Help me out here."

"It's easy. Either get her to leave or we'll take her back to the Soul Society and question her about Aizen and his plans."

"I can hear you you know." Lilynette said. "And I'm not going to a place where I might get killed."

"What's that suppose to mean?"

"I'm…..weaker than most Arrancar." She muttered with a light blush. "But I'm still strong to hold my own!"

"Just how weak?" asked Rukia with a raised eyebrow.

"My cero is worse than a Gillian's." She admitted. "But that's because I'm one half of Starrk! He's the more powerful one!"

"...what?"

"Let's just say when we were born it was a single being."

"So in a way, you two are twins?" asked Ichigo rubbing his head.

"NO!" She growled. "I'm the female half and Starrk's the old lazy fart of a man! Oh for the love of, we used to be one single person you fool!"

"Wait, you were a single person?"

"Yes, we used to be one. But our power was so massive that everyone died around us. It made us envy the weak and we formed from that want to be weak. But that didn't change much. So that's why Aizen gave us a way to be with others."

"That's….wow." spoke Rukia with wide eyes.

"But it's not all bad." She smirked. "We're like siblings, and that's enough for me. Even if Starrk is lazy as fuck, it just...makes us happy." 'I hope it lasts.'

'That's kind of...heart wrenching. I mean being alone all their lives.' Ichigo thought while recalling his solitude when his mother died.

"But enough of that sappy stuff, I feel like hanging around this place, might be fun." she remarked turning and walking away with her hands behind her head.

"Hey wait a second!"

"What?" Lilynette said turning around.

"We can't leave you alone in this town. Not without a bodyguard." Rukia said before smirking. "And Ichigo here is the perfect bodyguard for you."

"Say what?!"

Rukia whispered in his ear. "I figured that since you know her you might be a better choice in keeping her from starting anything."

"I just met her earlier, how is that knowing her." he deadpanned.

"We'll aren't you the one that allowed me to stay in your closet?" She smirked before mock gasping. "So are you saying you're going to let a young child walk the streets without protection and might get mugged or worse? How cruel of you!"

"I'm not saying that!" he frowned. "And besides, no one else can see her, so how can she get mugged?"

"You know what I mean." She sighed. "Just bare with it until a more permanent solution is established ok?"

"Why can't you do it then? You're not doing anything."

Before Rukia could reply though Lilynette walked up to Ichigo and started to poke his sides. A little harder than expected though.

"Gah! What the hell?!"

"You were whispering and I wanted to get your attention." Lilynette snickered. "And it looks like it worked."

"See? She doesn't seem against the idea."

"Who said I didn't?" She raised an eyebrow. "I don't mind staying with you." 'Even if I could leave anytime I want, I think keeping an eye on this guy might be fun.'

"Fine, but you're gonna have to get my body home and make sure there's a convincing reason. And if it's something to mess with me, I'll make you sleep on the roof." he warned.

"Ok." She saluted before Sonidoing away and returned with the body on her shoulder. "See? It's…"

CRASH!

"Ow...I'm ok!" She said while falling to the ground with the body on her back.

Ichigo groaned and facepalmed.

(A while later)

"So where do I stay again?" Lilynette asked while back in Ichigo's room.

He pointed to the closet.

"...you're joking right?"

"Nope."

"Why can't I sleep on the bed?" She pointed to the bed. "Starrk let's me do it all the time."

"You're not with him so either go in the closet or sleep on the floor."

She grumbled before laying on the ground and took the blanket off the bed and covered herself.

He sighed. 'Rukia I'm gonna get you for this.'

"Ich-nii?" Yuzu said while opening the door. "Are you….oh? Did you forget to make your bed?"

"Oh um yes. But I'll make the bed."

"Ok and dinner will be ready in a few minutes." She smiled before closing the door.

"Who's that?" Lilynette asked.

"My sister Yuzu."

"She's seems nice." She smiled before the door opened as a black haired girl walked in.

"Ichigo? Have you seen my soccer ball?" Asked Karin before seeing the Arrancar. "Um Ichigo? Is that a cosplayer?"

Ichigo went wide eyed and stepped in front of Lilynette. "N-No, she's um...a new student at my school, so I brought her here to get her to feel more welcome."

"Really? But why the clothes?"

"Because I like dressing like this." Lilynette frowned. "So fuck off!"

Karin frowned and walked over before giving Lilynette a bonk over the head.

"Ow! What the hell?!"

"That was for cursing."

'How the heck did she even do that?!' She thought while rubbing her head. "Ichigo! This girls being mean to me!"

"That's my sister."

"...she's still being mean."

"Hey if you're old enough to curse then you should know that's rude when in someone else's home."

Lilynette sighed before looking at Karin. "Sorry, but I'm kind of fond of my clothes. Can we start over?"

"Sure, whatever." she shrugged.

"Thanks." She grinned. "What's your name?"

"Karin."

"Nice name, I'm Lilynette Gingerbuck. I hope we can be friends from now on?" She said while extending her hand.

Karin shook it and nodded. "Alright, but just be careful, say that to someone bigger and they'll hit harder then me."

"I'll consider that." She grinned. "Oh and you know, you look kind of tough. Just like me." 'When I'm serious that is.'

"Well you look kinda small to be in my brother's school. How old are you?"

'Shit.' "I'm seventeen." 'Thousand years old' "I'm just small because I'm a late bloomer."

"And she's a midget." Ichigo added.

'I'll remember that one!' she thought with a tick mark.

"Oh, well I hope you enjoy your stay." Karin said before walking away. "And I approve of you two."

"What does that even mean?" Lilynette asked really confused as Ichigo groaned.

"It's not like that Karin!" he called out.

"Yeah yeah." She called out while the door closed behind her.

"...so can I still sleep on the bed?"

"No." Ichigo sighed before the door kicked opened as Isshin did a spinning kick at Ichigo.

"ICHIGO!" He cried out before getting a left hook in the back from Lilynette. "GAH!"

"Don't attack us you bastard!" She yelled as Isshin landed on the wall before falling onto the ground. 'Just who is this guy?'

"Ow….what was that?" He groaned while getting up with a sore back. 'I'm going to definitely feel that one in the morning.'

"My new classmate." Ichigo said while pinching his nose.

Isshin looked and went wide eyed seeing the hollow fragment and jumped to his feet. 'An Arrancar! But wait, why is Ichigo saying she's a student?'

"Hello." She waved. "Sorry about punching your back, but you did scare me shitless." 'Like Yammy that one time...ugh.'

"Oh, no problem young lady." he waved off with a smile. 'I'll just play along and don't try anything, at least not yet.'

"So are you Ichigo's grandpa?" She said while snickering slightly.

"I'm not." He frowned. "I'm his father."

"Then why the goat beard?"

Isshin sweatdropped while seeing both her and Ichigo start snickering.

"And you kind of look like a billy goat." She snickered again. "Ichigo, does he eat tin cans as well?"

"Maybe."

"Well I hope he doesn't get pica." She chuckled as Isshin had enough.

"Alright that's enough. Tell me, how old are you exactly?" he asked with feigned confusion.

"Seventeen." She lied.

"She's a midget." clarified Ichigo.

She glared at Ichigo before kicking his leg and jumped him before placing Ichigo into a leg lock. "I'm not a midget!"

"Gah!" he groaned out while stumbling back and trying to get her off. "Let go!"

"Say you're sorry or I'll keep doing this carrot top!" she growled while tightening her leg hold.

"Gah!" He cried out in pain. "I'm sorry now let go!"

She did and smiled. "There, that wasn't so bad right?"

'Damn it that smarts.'

"So can I have the bed now?"

"Fine fine, just try not to drool on the pillow."

She frowned at that before jumping on the bed and hugged the pillow. 'So soft! Now I know why Starrk likes pillows so much, it's so soft!'

'She's like Hiyori, except nicer to a degree.' Ichigo thought before seeing his dad smirking. "What?"

"Oh nothing, just thinking how nice it is that a girl from your school decided to come by and lay on your bed like this." he leaned in and whispered. "But get permission from her parents first before you two go that far."

He blushed red. "D-Dad! We aren't like that!"

"Oh? Then what are you two then? Because," he pointed to Lilynette. "She seems to like you."

His eye twitched before leg sweeping his dad off his feet and grabbed the back of his coat before hurling him out of his room.

"I take it you're the silent yet protective friend." He chuckled while getting up. "Well I'll be back when dinner is ready, play safely."

Ichigo slammed the door shut and sighed. 'Damn old man.'

"Mmm." Lilynette moaned while hugging the pillow. "It's so soft."

"You act like this is your first time with a pillow."

"I've seen pillows, but they're hard as rocks. And the furniture, pure white. It's so bad I almost lost my sight my first years there." She grumbled while hugging the pillow more. "But this is as soft as Harribel's breasts."

Ichigo blushed and kept the image from popping up. "Like I said, try not to drool."

"Same to you." She grinned while getting up and moved her head to the side. "Lay down."

"I'll pass."

"Please?"

He sighed and moved over before laying down beside her. "There, happy?"

His answer came when she started snoring and grabbed his arm. "Zzzz."

'I'll take that as a yes.'

(An hour later)

"Ichigo." Karin said while walking in. "Din…" she looked and saw both Ichigo and Lilynette sleeping together and smiled. 'I'll just leave.'

"Zzzzz."

"Zzzz." 'Soft.'