A/N: Language WARNING! Well that really should apply to my everyday if I'm to be honest. I made a sailor blush on multiple occasion, doesn't help they were all mostly my teachers.

I don't own anything in this…. I wish I did.

By the way this is going to probably be ooc for most the time. I'm new at this. Also I think it would be fun for them to be like normal teens for a while after the war to compensate for the time they lost. Kind of like Sirius after Azkaban. Also, please tell me if you enjoy my fan fiction.

Ok enough rambling, down the rabbit hole we go.

DMPOV

I had heard a commotion in the common room. It wasn't abnormal but it was curious so early in the morning. I look at my bedside clock, 7:09, definitely too early on the weekend. Although the female side of the houses seemed to be a little better at getting up at a decent hour. Maybe it was them? I might as well go check since I was headed down there anyway.

It hadn't been easy at first. Definitely not, but as a former death eater what were you going to do? I didn't really have to do much of anything, Harry made sure none of the other students tried to harm him. Somehow Potter had become Harry in my head but I really don't mind now that we had somewhat of a truce. It helps that you've been obsessed since first year. Shut it. I made my way down the last two stairs hearing what could only be the voice of the boy that plagued my thoughts. "This is why I don't like women." Then there was a spell whispered. I turned the corner right when the well known jinx hit Harry.

The girls had Harry pinned to a leather chair. Pansy had her wand drawn but so did Lavender. Hermione just watched smiling. What "the hell?" I finished my thought out loud. Unbecoming of a Malfoy yes but that was all gone now that the name ment so little. "Draco, perfect. Now we have an eye me you heard what Harry's been saying?" Lavender sighed but perked up when those wheels in her head started to turn. I could practically hear them from across the common room.

I made my way cautiously toward the hostile and armed females. Maybe I could grab Harry and run? Save him for a change. "He promised us he'd move into the girl's' dorm when he's unable to function. Silly and probably related to the muggle saying 'when pigs fly' but now poor baby Potter has no choice but to leave behind all those ruff boys and to keep us company in our tower." Pansy sat in a chair next to Hermione's. "That's…." I looked at Harry, he was just sitting there resignedly. He looked like he wanted to say something but the jinx had obviously taken effect. "It'll just be for until he grows a pair and goes after his mystery person. I'm curious who could keep his attention for so long, Harry's refused to tell me since he found out that what he was feeling was indeed love." Hermione spoke up opening a book on charms and how to use them in everyday life.

"You lot are something strange but I guess I'll help talk to the heads of house with you." I looked at Harry. He liked someone? For how long? Hermione's reaction told me it's been a long time. Before the final battle even? I looked off to the side. "We could catch them in the Great Hall if we're quick enough. Let's go now save ourselves the trip later." Lavender jumped and twirled around the small group. "Sounds good to me as long as they're serving something other than pumpkin juice for breakfast. It gets old fast, I want a strong Italian blend" Pansy stood again from the chair pulling Hermione up.

They were acting as if they hadn't just jinxed one of their best friends into silence. I heard Hermione muttering something about her wanting the same but not in a cup. Wait? 'I just can't understand woman.' I shrugged looking over to Harry who hadn't moved an inch. He still had the resigned look on his face although now it held a slight an edge of panic. Potter too good to kiss his crush and get it over with? Hah. Stop. He isn't like that and you know it. You saw the Daily Profit. The damn muggles, though the article about Harry actually being gay had had me in a good mood during the summer.

"You coming?" I asked touching him on the shoulder. Harry looked as if he were far away. Then he was grounded, nodding at me. I smiled offering him my arm "I'm sure they'll take the spell off if you really can't simply kiss this crush of yours." I wasn't expecting him to take my arm but when has Potter ceased to amaze me? I blushed a bit. His hand was warm, not dainty or ill-masculine but still gentle and through the fabric of my robes I could still feel how he unconsciously rubbed his thumb in a small circle on my upper arm. Did he know how he drived me crazy with simply this small showing of trust? Damn Potter.

TPPOV

Harry kept his arm on the extremely flustered Draco's arm all the way down to the Great Hall were thankfully they didn't have to separate and go to seperate tables. Instead the eight years got their own table almost like the staffs' but on the same level as the other houses. There had been too many eight years to return to the school. The new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall and deputy Headmaster Severus Snape had made the easy decision to expand the hall and put in another table. Although Harry was holding onto his arm, probably trying to explain something to the love sick Malfoy, the girls hadn't noticed. Now Potter wasn't touching Draco per say but he was standing close enough for Malfoy to not be knocked out of his flustered state until they got to the table. When they reached the table consideringly slower than the girls that had been traveling with them, Harry had been sat forcibly in between Lavender and Pansy who seemed to be the ring leaders to the entire 'jinx' thing. Hermione was just there for the kicks and the chance of finding out who Harry liked but had kept away from her. They were basically siblings and this made Hermione the one who must know everything very very aggravated.

Soon that would all be revealed, though not soon enough for Harry to escape the females and their dorm.

A/N: Should I make this Hermione/Blaise? I like that pairing and it would make for an interesting parallel story for when I finish this one. Remember though this story will be prolonged due to the Remus/Severus