Crazy trouble with love part 4

Jaune and Yang

Series: RWBY

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-RWBY's room-

Knock knock knock.

"Who is it?" called Yang.

"It's me, Jaune." He said. "Can I come in?"

"Sure, it's unlocked."

He opened the door while holding some tickets to a fair. "Oh um hi Yang, what's yanging?" 'Why the pun?'

"Nothing much. Just keeping Ruby from sneaking cookies from the jar again." she replied while slapping said girl's hand from grabbing the jar. "No."

"But Yang!"

"You had some already." She frowned as Ruby walked away grumbling. "So what's going on?"

"Well um...you see I got some tickets for this fair coming this weekend and well I thought since we are kind of friends that um….you could join me?"

"Why Yang, are you asking me on a date?" she teased. "Won't Weiss get a little jealous?"

"I kind of asked her and she's going with Pyrrha." He sighed. "Plus I kind of thought of you as a good second." He braced for impact.

"Oh, well I don't have anything going on, sure."

Jaune smiled at that. "Thanks Yang! You're the best!"

"I know." She smirked. "So when does this thing start anyway?"

"Like sevenish-eightish, and its close to Beacon to so we don't have to take any aircrafts."

"That's good because I don't want to see you vomit again."

"Please stop that, it's embarrassing!"

"Well that just means you need to fix that up." She said seriously.

He nodded before giving her the ticket. "I'll see you Saturday."

"It's a date." She said while closing the door as Jaune blushed red hearing that.

"So you're going out with Jaune?" Blake said from her bed. "That's a surprise."

"Well it beats staying here with nothing to do." She shrugged. "Plus it might be an Arc-perience for me."

Blake groaned at that as Ruby walked by with the cookie jar. "No."

"Aw!"

(Saturday)

-Beacon garage-

Yang was on Bumblebee and currently waiting for Jaune to show up. 'Ok just wait a little longer or I'll just leave him hanging.'

"Sorry." Jaune said while wearing his normal attire but without the armor and was holding a yellow rose in his hand. "Nora was kind of asked me to fix her some pancakes at five in the morning."

"Eating all those can't be healthy for her."

"That's what I said." He sighed before giving her the rose. "For you Yang."

She felt a little touched by that as she took it. "Aw, thanks Jaune."

"Anytime, plus I thought since Ruby was a red rose, that you would be a yellow rose." He admitted. 'I really have to thank Cardin for giving me that suggestion.'

'What a charmer. Even if the idea is a little silly.' She thought before revving up Bumblebee. "Well hop on, we're going for a ride to town."

"Are you sure that's safe?" He asked while getting on and sat behind Yang. "I mean I never rode one of these before."

"You'll be fine." She smiled. "Just hold on to me and don't puke on my hair."

He nodded and wrapped his arms around her waist while the engines came to life.

VRUM….VRUM….VRUMMMM!

"HANG ON!" She yelled as they sped out of the garage and right out of the school while some students ducked away from the speeding vehicle.

"Ahh!"

"God damn it you bastard!"

"Yang! You almost hit me!"

"SORRY RUBY!" She cried out as they sped out of Beacon.

(On the road to the fair)

'Oh god this is...kind of relaxing.' Jaune thought as they started to go at cruising speed. 'I was worried I was gonna hurl the first few miles.'

"How are you holding up back there?"

"Fine. Just fine." He said while still holding tight to Yang's waist.

"Well I didn't know since you were squeezing my waist for a few minutes now." Yang said. "No vomiting?"

"Surprisingly no, it's strange but maybe I'm getting used to this motorcycle?"

"Good, because if you started vomitting then you'd really see me pissed."

He paled. "N-Noted."

Yang chuckled. "Oh don't be that scared. I'm just messing with you….slightly."

"Slightly?"

"I would have just broke your nose instead of breaking your arms."

Jaune gulped just as they slowed down and stopped outside the fair.

"Here's the place," she said while putting the kickstand out. "So ready for that date?"

Jaune nodded as he got off the bike and held Yang's left hand. "I am."

"Just go easy on the touching." she joked while they walked through the archway after giving the man there their tickets. "So any where specifically?"

"Well I thought I could let you choose first." He chuckled. "It's ladies first after all."

"Are you sure?"

"I insist."

She looked around before seeing a petting zoo with baby goats. "Let's go there."

"Petting zoo it is."

(At zoo)

"Baa." A small goat with black fur said while looking at Jaune with curious eyes. "Baa."

"I think he likes you Jaune." Yang chuckled while feeding a camel some carrots.

He smiled and held some pellets out to the goat.

"Baa." It said before nibbling the pellets and Jaune's fingers before moving back as another goat walked near the fence.

"Baa."

"Guess you're hungry too."

"Baa." It said as more goats started to swarm near the gate.

"Baa."

"Baa."

"Baa."

"You must be a doctor Doolittle." Chuckled Yang as Jaune became a little concerned about all the goats looking at him with hunger. "Need help?"

"Um, maybe a little."

Yang chuckled again before taking some pellets and helped Jaune feed the hungry goats. "He he, it kind of tickles." 'Kind of like Zwei but with a beard.'

"Baa."

"Baa."

"I think they like you better." Jaune admitted.

"Well I'm a goat influence you know." She grinned.

Jaune and the goats deadpanned at that as the goats 'baaaed' at the girl.

"Oh come on!"

"The masses have spoken." Jaune teased. "Even goats find your puns bad."

She glared at the goats while feeling really annoyed at them. "Let's go else where."

Jaune nodded as they walked out of the petting zoo. He then saw something that might be fun. A shooting range with a yellow dragon plushie hanging on the wall. "What about over there?"

She turned and blinked. "Are you sure? I mean you're not the best shot at Beacon."

"I know but it might be fun to try." He smiled as they walked to the stand. "How much?"

"Five Lien for ten shots and ten for twenty." The man said. "The bigger prizes are worth twenty points."

"Ok then." He said giving him ten Lien while taking the shot gun in his hand. 'This might be easy.'

(Fifty times later)

'Or not.' He thought while still shooting at the targets but for some reason they aren't falling down at all.

"Uh, Jaune?"

"Don't worry Yang, I'll get you a prize yet." He said while shooting the targets again, and failing to knock them down. 'Damn it all!'

"Step aside, I got this." Yang said while punching her fists together. She then used her gauntlets and fired bullets at the targets as they….didn't fall over? "Huh?"

"Tough break, at least ya tried."

She growled before Jaune noticed that the targets were glued to the table.

"True." He said while whispering into Yang's ear about the con as he suggested something that made her smirk. "But I think we can get all the targets at once."

"Ha, that's some I got to see to believe kid."

"You asked for it."

The man saw the two actually aiming BOTH weapons at the same time before firing at the same time as the entire booth was destroyed, except for the yellow dragon plushie for some reason. "M-M-MY BOOTH!"

"The prize if you don't mind." Jaune said with a smirk.

"You just destroyed my booth!"

"And you jipped us with that booth." Yang frowned. "Really gluing down the targets is just low."

The man gulped hearing his con exposed before finding a gun and the girl's gauntlets right near his face.

"So you better get with the prize or you're going to get yanged!"

"Boo." Jaune muttered while also looking ready to hurt the man badly.

"Alright alright! Just take it and leave!" He said in panic while throwing the plushy at them.

Jaune put the gun down and caught it. "Thank you." He then gave it to Yang. "For you."

"Thanks for winning me a prize." she joked.

"Well you're welcome." He chuckled. "Though I did wanted to get it for you for a reason."

"And that would be?"

"It reminds me of you."

"How so? I look like a giant lizard?" she teased.

"No, just your protective of others, especially with your hair, are full of spunk and kind of nice and caring even if you are a punster." He listed off all the positive traits Yang had from his memory.

"Wow, now all you had to do was buy me dinner and roses and I might kiss you." she smiled with a blush.

"Are you a psychic?" He teased slightly. "Because that was kind of what I was thinking later today so…." He looked around before seeing a ride with a bungee like contraption about a few feet in the air. "How about a few more rides before that ok?"

"You got it."

He smiled as they walked towards the ride.

(A while later)

Jaune smiled as they walked out of the last ride, which was a cheep looking horror ride, while holding Yang's hand. "This was a fun day, thanks for coming Yang."

"No problem Jaune, I had tons of fun." She smiled back. "Plus this is better then those other boys that took me out to stupid places like take out restaurants and cheap circuses."

'Wow that's just cheap.' He thought while not noticing they were already in a line towards a curtain tunnel every fair was known for. "So I'm a better choice or chop liver?"

"Mmm….maybe steak or hamburger meat?"

"Yang!"

"I'm kidding I'm kidding." She waved off. "You're better than those creeps anyway."

He chuckled before getting poked in the cheek by a girl with a heart shaped hat.

"You can go in now you two." She said with annoyance. "And you're backing up the line."

They chuckled and walked into the boat before it went down the channel. That was when they realized what ride they were in.

The Tunnel of Love.

And they were in complete darkness as neon pink hearts glistened on the walls and under the water.

'Oh-'

'Crap.' Both thought while hearing some romantic music that while it did sound nice, wasn't helping their dread accidently getting into this ride.

"Um so this is nice right?" Jaune asked while trying to lighten the mood.

The ride then stopped suddenly.

"Due to technical difficulties, the ride will be temporarily shut down until the problem is resolved. Just remain in your boats and await for the boat to resume moving. Thank you and enjoy the Tunnel of Love." Spoke an announcer from somewhere in the ride.

"Aw great." groaned Yang. "I hate when this happens."

"It could be worse." He sighed. "You could be wet and soaking."

"Oh so you want to see me like that Jaune?" She raised her eyebrow.

Jaune blushed bright red and held his hands up. "No! Sweet Dust no!"

"So I'm not attractive for you?" She mocked gasped.

"N-No! You're really attractive! But it...might be much for me." He blushed. "Plus if I did see that well you would punch me into next year."

"Unless I allowed it, then yeah."

"Wait I just realized something." Jaune said. "If you were to change your hairstyle what would it be?"

"Why ask me that?"

"Let's just say I kind of know how to do a girl's hair." 'Thank god for my sisters!'

"Oh yeah? Then how come you never tried that on Nora or Pyrrha?"

"Ren is the one to do that for Nora." He admitted. "And Pyrrha, well let's just say the last time I tried her Semblance accidently stuck a few scissors in her hair."

"Yikes, now THAT'S scary."

"I know." He sighed. "But I'm kind of amazed you have such nice hair. I mean, it's kind of flawless and you know, doesn't have any knots in them."

Yang blushed at the compliment to her hair. "Well….if we got time, you can give it a go."

He blinked hearing that. "Really? No strings attached?"

"No. Just don't cut it too much." She warned as Jaune nodded.

(Two hours later)

"Ugh when is this going to end?!" Jaune cried out while getting annoyed at the situation.

"Beats me." She said while playing with her hair. "But it's kind of relaxing once you stop looking at the hearts and all."

"Tell that to Nora." He said looking at Yang. "Her hammer and grenades are heart shaped. And so's her clothing. "

"That's her style."

"I know, but really I wouldn't mind if she tried a dragon or something else." He shrugged.

"You saying that just to try and flatter me?"

"Maybe." He half teased. "But seriously, a dragon would be cool. That and your weapons." He looked at them. "Ever thought about a hidden blade function before?"

"It crossed my mind a few times, why?"

"Because I think it would make you more….badass than usual."

"Huh….I'll have to think it over." She said while giving Jaune a noogie. "But thanks for the badass comment. That really made my day."

"Ah! Yang!" He said while thrashing about while getting out of her grip. "Don't do that! I'm sensitive about my hair too you know!"

"Oh….really?"

"Of course."

"I didn't expect that." She chuckled. "I guess we like our hair the same."

"Yeah." He chuckled while slightly blushing. "Yang, I know this might be odd and out of the blue, but um….could we do this more often?"

"The tunnel?"

"No no! The date thing, could we keep doing this more often?"

"Oh! You mean like, be a couple?"

He nodded with a blush. "Y-Yes. If you don't mind a dork like me that is."

"Sure, I got a soft spot for them." she joked.

He looked at her in shock before, in the spur of the moment, kissed Yang on the lips. And that was also when the ride started to move as they made it to the light at the end of the tunnel.

'Holy shit! He's kissing me.' She thought while blushing red as her sisters cape before kissing back for the heck of it.

(A few minutes later)

"I'm sorry!" Jaune said blushing and bowing to Yang. "I didn't mean to kiss you like that!" 'Oh god why was I so impatient?!'

"I gotta say, that was pretty bold of you."

He looked up confused. "Huh?"

"Well most boys would have been meak and the like." She waved off. "But you, not in a Long shot."

Jaune chuckled at that. "Thanks."

"Anytime." She smiled before latching on to his right arm. "So what do you say we ditch this place and head to a nice restaurant? Your treat."

"As long as you don't mind me bringing you to a fast food place or something cheap." He said pulling out his wallet. "I'm kind of broke."

"Eh, no problem."

He nodded while they walked to Bumblebee and got back on as they rode off on the road again.

(Later)

-Beacon, RWBY's room-

"Are you sure I can't have the cookies Blake?" Asked Ruby while holding one side of the jar while Blake held the other end.

"Yang said no and if she finds out she's gonna be mad, so no!"

"Just one!"

"No!"

SLAM!

"We're back!" Yang yelled while she walked in with Jaune, who was holding some Mistral takeout in a bag. "And we got dinner!"

"Oh, hey Yang." spoke Blake getting the jar back.

"How was the fair?" Ruby asked.

"Great." Jaune said while putting the food down. "And we kind of have a confession to make."

"What's that?"

"Yang's my...um…"

"He's my boyfriend now." Yang finished with a grin.

"...HUH?!"

"Yeah, we figured you'd say that."

"And we kissed." Yang chuckled. "Well Jaune here gave the first kiss."

Ruby's eyes widened before grabbing her scythe. "YOU MADE MY SISTER HAVE A BABY!"

"What? Ruby wait!"

She ran at him before Yang grabbed her by the cape. "LEMME AT HIM! HE TOOK YOUR FIRST KISS!"

"Ruby! Relax, he didn't give me a baby."

She stopped and looked at her confused. "Huh? But Weiss said that you get babies from kisses."

"Well she was wrong."

"...really?"

"Yes." Jaune said with a sigh. "Plus if that was true I would have taken responsibility for my actions."

"Aw, that's sweet."

He blushed before Blake asked.

"So what else happened?"

"Nothing, just had some laughs." Yang smiled while hugging Jaune tight. "Overall we had a great D'Arcing experience that'll last a Xiao Long time."

All of them gave her a thumbs down.

"Hey that was my best material!" She blushed as Jaune kissed her cheek.

"Save that for after dinner Yangy." He smiled.

"Alright Jauney." She giggled as the screen went black.