Crazy trouble with love part 4
Female Zabimaru and Renji
Series: Bleach
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Renji looked at his paperwork with a groan as he tried to finish it before another load would come into existence. The fact lieutenants were given paperwork like the captains was just plain cruel. Especially when it never ends! 'I HATE this so fucking much!'
He kept putting down his signature while rubbing his head to calm down his coming headache, which was still developing even now as his Zanpakuto sat in a corner near the window.
'Wow, he looks ready to lose it.'
'Yep. And really who wants to do paperwork all the time, right big ass?'
'My butt's NOT that big!'
'Could have fooled me.'
'Oh shut up and help me get out of this sword.'
'Fine.'
"Stupid paperwork." Renji grumbled while not noticing that his blade was starting to shake violently and vibrate on the ground. "One day, that's all I'm asking for a break from this shit." As he finished one of the signatures, he heard a loud explosion as he messed it up. "Damn it!"
"Fuck! You did that on purpose!"
"Hey it wasn't my fault you had me stuck around a chain and choker, fat ass!"
"My butts NOT fat you little brat!"
Renji felt his eye twitch and stood up before turning around. Behind him was two women. One was a tall, curvaceous woman with green fur covering most of her body, with the exception of her chest and abdomen, with ankle-length, light mallow hair with black markings on her bangs, light green eyes with a beauty mark on the left side of her chest, which was a size E cup, a chain is wrapped around her waist as it connected to a second girl's collar. The girl was shorter than the first woman as she wore a white and yellow robe which revealed her abdomen and covered her B cup chest, with blue eyes, short red hair, triangular white ears, a long white snake like tail above her small ass. But similarly they both had fangs but after that, nothing else but differences.
"What are you two doing out here?"
"It was boring." Spoke Hebi with a sigh. "Plus it was cramped with big ass' caboose."
Saru glared at that while pulling the chain.
"Gah!" she let out before glaring at her and tugged on it in return.
"Gah! Stop that you brat!"
"Make me fat ass!"
Renji groaned before bonking both on the heads.
"Ow!"
"I don't have time to deal with you two. I need to get this paperwork done or my ass is toast."
Both glared before Saru got up and pulled on his uniform. "Well maybe we can help you fool. Ever thought of that?"
"Oh yeah?" he reached over and grabbed a stack before dropping it in her arms with a chuckle. "Then go nuts."
She smirked. "But we're not doing this for charity you know."
"Yeah!" Hebi said. "We want something in return."
"Oh yeah? Like what?"
Both looked at each other before nodding. "Let us visit the world of the living with you for a day."
"...that's it?"
"What else did you think we wanted? Candy?"
"No, just...well actually I don't know."
"Well it's that or no deal." Saru said with a smirk.
"So pay up." Hebi grinned.
"Alright, but don't complain to me if it's not all that."
(One fast load later or two seconds later)
"Done." They smiled while showing Renji the massive stacks of signed paperwork piled high into the ceiling.
"Wha….Wha…" he spoke with wide eyes. 'How in all of Soul Society did they do that!'
"And boy that was boring." Hebi sighed while sitting on her tail. "But look at the time, let's go see the world of the living now."
"Agreed." Saru nodded.
He shook his head and sighed. "Alright, we can go."
They nodded before walking out of the room and as Renji got out, slammed the door as the papers started to tip as Byakuya walked in and got an avalanche of the stuff.
"...Renji."
-World of the Living-
The three reappeared in an alley.
"Huh? How boring." Hebi said looking around before seeing a rat and started to walk towards it. 'Cool.'
"We just got here, brat." spoke Saru while rolling her eyes.
"...yeah yeah fat ass." She said walking back before seeing a candy shop. "Can we get some candy?"
"Why do you want candy so much?" asked Renji.
"Because you don't let us out." She sighed. "Plus I wanted candy for a long time….like for a few hundred years. Through Saru has a fat ass already so no candy for her."
She growled before reaching down and grabbing her tail and holding her upside down.
"Hey!"
"My ass isn't big, and if you keep this up then I'll make sure you never get any candy ever again."
"You wouldn't!"
"Try me."
BONK!
"Ow!"
"Just knock it off or I'll just bring you back to the Soul Society." Renji said while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"I'll knock it off when she does."
"Same fat ass."
Renji groaned. "Just shut up before I lose it."
Both glared at the other before Saru put Hebi back down on the ground. "Better?"
"Yes." 'They are going to be the reason my hair falls out early.'
Hebi got up as they headed to Kisuke's shop. When they got there Renji banged on the door.
The door opened as Ururu came out. "Y...Yes?"
"Hey Ururu, is Kisuke around?"
"N..No. H...He's out getting...supplies." She said looking at Hebi and Saru. "Sorry."
"So you don't have gigai's?"
"No...we have some….but two of them...are grown women. Not...children sized."
Hebi's eye twitched with Saru snickering.
"But...you can try it out if you...want." She said while opening the door for them.
"As long as the brat has a big ass." Saru laughed.
"Shut it fat ass!"
"Ignore them, we'll take them." spoke Renji with a sweatdrop.
Ururu nodded as they walked into the shop.
(One gigai change later)
Hebi looked at her body with a frown as while it was taller, more mature looking, and had a nice E cup chest, her ass….was bigger than Saru's. And that didn't help that she was wearing a office workers uniform either. 'I think karma bit me hard on this one.'
Renji blushed and averted his gaze while Saru's was the same while wearing the same uniform from Ichigo's, but with the bottom of the shirt opened to show her stomach and the top showing her cleavage.
"L...Like it?" Ururu asked.
"What do you think?" spoke Hebi with a deadpanned expression.
"Don't mind her." Saru said. "She's just embarrassed about the fat ass she got."
"Shut up!"
"Tell him we'll bring them back." Renji said while dragging Saru and Hebi out of the room.
Ururu looked at the door before grinning. "Success."
(With the three)
"How can anyone walk with this?" Asked Hebi while feeling her ass jiggle a lot. "I'm having a hard time just walking straight."
"Oh? Well too bad." Saru smirked. "After all you consider me a fat ass. So just deal with it bubble butt." She then smacked it hard as it jiggled a little.
"Epp!" she jumped before growling and did the same to Saru.
"Epp! Hebi!"
"What? I just wanted to feel that fat ass of yours." She smirked.
Saru growled before they started to slap each other's asses hard as Renji just tried to ignore it.
'Just ignore it, just ignore it.' he said while trying not to picture large asses. And failing miserably. 'Damn them and their slapping!'
After a while they stopped and felt their asses in pain.
"Ow….that hurts."
"You deserved it Hebi." Saru groaned as they tried to move but it hurt moving.
"Are you two done?" asked Renji trying to keep from popping a nosebleed.
"Yes, but we need some ice."
"Lots of it." Hebi said while touching her ass. 'Damn her!'
"If you two managed to fight me, then you'll live." 'Plus I have no idea where we could get i-wait! We can stop at Ichigo's place.' "On second thought, we'll be making a detour for that ice."
Both blinked. "Huh?" 'What's he planning?'
(Later)
-Ichigo's room-
"Zzzzzz." snored Ichigo while sleeping in his bed.
Renji and his Zanpaktou spirits carefully climbed in through the window while trying not to wake the substitute up. They looked around before tip toeing to the door and opened it as they headed down the stairs and towards the kitchen.
'Huh, looks like everyone's asleep.' Renji thought as they walked towards the fridge as Hebi saw a cookie jar and moved towards it. "No, we're here for ice, that's it." he whispered.
"Aw." She pouted as Saru opened the freezer and saw some ice cream pops.
"Hey Renji, I found something." She said while pulling out an ice pop. "This colored ice thing."
"That's ice cream, now put it away and just grab some ice and let's get out of here."
She put it back as Yuzu walked into the room tired and in some pjs.
"Mmm….milk." She said while moving towards them, only to touch Hebi's ass. "Pillow?"
She closed her mouth from screaming as Yuzu got the milk and walked back to her room. She saw Saru trying hard not to snicker while Renji blushed lightly. "Don't mention it again." 'I HATE THIS ASS!'
Renji shook his head while getting the some ice packs and gave them to the spirits. "Here, use these and let's get out of here."
They nodded as they placed the ice on their asses and sighed a little too loudly. Like as loud as a person with a large splinter in their skin kind of sigh.
"What was that?" Karin asked from her room in a tired but alert voice.
'Shit!' he thought before grabbing their arms and quickly rushed them out the front door.
-A few miles away from the house-
"Thanks for the ice." Hebi and Saru said with a smile as they finally stopped near a river with a bridge a few meters to their right.
"You're….damn...welcome." he panted. 'I can't believe I had to drag them all the way here.'
Saru looked around before sitting on the grass. "Kind of peaceful right Hebi?"
She nodded while laying on the grass as well. "Yep, no fighting or paper work, just you, Renji, and that bee on his cheek."
"Bzzz."
He sat down while idly waving it away. "The only thing we've done is get gigai's, you two slapped each other on the asses, and we just ran from Ichigo's place getting you ice. Yeah, real enjoyment."
"But it was fun." Hebi smiled. "But I regret not eating any cookies."
"Even though you have a bubble butt?" Saru teased.
"Oh go get your hair removed."
"I'm starting to think you have a fetish for her ass." sweatdropped Renji.
She turned to him with a deadpanned expression. "That's because you influenced us mister ass lover."
He blushed and looked away. 'Oh you've gotta be kidding me!'
Saru grabbed Renji's arm before pulling onto the grass. "Relax and stay a while."
"Yeah, and enjoy your favorite girls." Hebi smirked.
He sighed while blushing and looked at the sky. "I will say this, the sky actually looks better here than in the Soul Society."
"Agreed."
"Reminds me of your eyes." Hebi said with a sigh.
"Agreed. Deep and full of calm when not thinking of paperwork."
Renji looked really flabbergasted at what they just said about him. 'Are they complimenting me or...flirting?'
"So Renji." Saru said while turning her head. "If you were to pick one of us to hang out with would it be me or bubble butt?"
"Pick me and I'M not a bubble butt!"
"Then how come your ass is bigger than mine?"
"..."
"You rested that case." She smirked. "So who would you choose Renji? And pick wisely or you might find yourself losing something more important than your life."
He paled while considering which one would sound better to be around, and he found out that….both were fine with him. Even if they annoyed him, they were still nice to be around. "Can't I go with you both? I mean you technically ARE two halves of the same Zanpaktou."
They blinked at that. 'Didn't think about that.'
"So what IS your combined form?" he asked. "I mean, do you two even have one or does that just sound a little much?"
"We have one." Saru said getting up.
"But we don't do it often because we can't agree on somethings." Hebi sighed. "And it takes a lot of concentration and internal harmony just to keep it from falling apart."
"Well is it possible to do it now, or are you two still disagreeing on some stuff?"
"Not really."
"But word of warning, you might find our form too attractive so NO nosebleeds Renji." Warned Saru.
He sweatdropped hearing that as they stood up. 'At this point it's hard NOT to look better if you wear clothes like those.'
"Ok ready?"
"Yep."
They got out of the gigai's and kissed as a large pink cloud appeared and obscured them.
Renji watched with interest while seeing some glowing inside.
As the cloud dissipated, a woman with a long green fur robe that stretched a little from her H cup chest, reddish mallow hair that reached to her very large ass, a set of bluish green eyes, long pointed ears, a long tail with fur on the tip above her ass, scale like skin around her arms and neck, and a large chain that wrapped around her legs like stockings.
"Like it Renji?" The woman said with a mix of Saru's and Hebi's voices.
His eyes were wide as he looked her up and down and shook his head. 'Holy shit! She could put Rangiku to shame!'
"I'll take that as a yes." She said with a grin. "And call me Saru no Hebi. Or just Saruhebi."
"S-Sure." he nodded while noting how plump her hips and ass looked while he drooled a little.
'Looks like he's going to faint.'
'Agreed, but let's just have some fun.'
"Renji, I think we should be more than partners." She winked.
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"You know." She said moving closer to him as she jiggled her ass seductively. "Like, what was the term, oh yes, friends with benefits."
Renji started to blush hearing that. "N-N-Nani?"
She winked before putting her ass on his chest. "Oh come on Renji, it's only masturbation and you have two girls and one sexy fusion to do it with."
'Holy shit this is really happening!'
"So," she said while moving her ass. "Care to consider us sex friends~?" She then winked again as Renji looked ready to faint.
"S...Sure." he got out with a gulp.
She smiled before turning around. "Good, because we both wanted to tell you that. After all, that's why we worked that hard for a date with you."
"Wait, you did all this just to go on a date?"
"Yep."
"Why didn't you just ask?"
"You would have thought we were joking, and we don't joke that often. Fight yes, but not joke all the time Renji." She said seriously.
He opened his mouth to counter, but had to admit she raised a good point.
"Now before we head back I need to make one thing clear." She said leaning down as her chest touched his own. "We are kinky in bed."
"Um...how kinky?"
"Like chains and anal toys kind of kinky. After all you do like that sort of stuff." She smirked.
'Damn it, knowing that kinda stuff about me is REALLY embarrassing.' He thought before her hands touched his cheeks.
"But first a kiss." She said before kissing her master passionately and using her long tongue to seal the deal.
He blushed at this before kissing back, not knowing that Byakuya and Rukia were looking from above.
"I never thought I'd see this." spoke Rukia with wide eyes.
"Agreed." Byakuya said while seeing the scene. "But come, leave them. I'll talk to them when they return."
"Yes nii-san." She said as they left the area while secretly looking at Byakuya's ass. 'Wow, it's sexier than normal.'
'Thank you Spirit King!' were Renji's thoughts of bliss.