Crazy trouble with love part 4

Katnappe and Wuya

Series: Xiaolin Showdown

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Located on a small island with a jungle around it is where a large and fancy beach house laid that looked like it was worth billions.

Resting on a beach chair without her suit was Ashley, aka Katnappe, who was enjoying the sun with sunglasses and in a blue bikini that showed off her lean and curvy body with firm C cup breasts and tight looking legs. And right now she's just relaxing from her 'evil villainess' job, even if she just wants to relax and do nothing but drink her milk in a coconut.

"Now this is the life." she sighed stretching out her arms while one of her cats walked over carrying a magazine tray.

"Meow." It said while putting it on her lap and looked at her for a treat, which was usually a mouse or some Meow Twix treats.

"Ok hang on." she reached over the other side of her chair and held up a treat. "You earned it."

The cat meowed before taking the treat and purred loudly. "Meow~"

Ashley took the magazines and sighed at seeing each of them had the same women on them. A curvaceous one with long red hair with curls while wearing a tight black form fitting robe that showed off her legs and her E cup breasts. "I swear, she's desperate for attention." 'Especially with that chest, really it has to be a transplant or something.'

"I heard my ears burning, is someone talking about me?" asked a female voice behind her.

She jumped back while crouching like a cat in a corner while arching her back up. "Who's….oh. It's you."

"Did you expect anyone else?" asked the woman who was the same one on the covers, but wearing a black string bikini over her form instead of the robe.

"If it's another job, then no thanks." She said while relaxing slightly. "The last one nearly killed me, especially when that bowling ball mentioned it was going to be a mud monster."

The woman waved her hand as sand rose up and became a matching chair before sitting down on it. "Oh relax, after all that's what the built in spa is for."

"Easy for you to say. You have that magic of yours and I got sensitive hair and a month of mud in my mouth." she frowned while leaning back to soak up some sun. "Besides, if you've got so much power, can't you just retire or something?"

Wuya rolled her eyes at that. "No, but I have a few hundred years left in me. And this body isn't make up and transplants you know."

"Yeah yeah, all natural, we get it." she rolled her eyes while a cat brought the two women a tray with drinks on it.

"Meow." It said while Wuya took a glass.

"Let me guess, milk."

"Whole milk to be exact, not all of us have massive chests like you."

"Someone's jealous." she smirked taking a sip. "If you asked I might be willing to upgrade you a size or two."

She blinked at that. "Uh huh. And why would you be generous now? And don't you have that little brat to look after?"

"Firstly, you keep whining about me being bigger so I'm trying to end it. Second of all, with how much progress you get done with persuasion, why rely on Jack at all?"

"You got a point."

"As for being generous, I just thought of just sharing some of my secrets."

"You mean use magic and skip work, right?"

"Exactly." She said while levitating a small rock in the air. "It would make your life much easier, especially with hard to reach safes."

She looked between their chests and waved it off. "Maybe later, right now I just wanna relax before I have to go on another call. In fact, I know what we could do to really relax?"

Wuya heard the slight purr in her tone and smirked. "That would be relaxing." she got up the chair and moved in front of Ashley with something twitching in the lower part of her bikini.

Ashley licked her lips seeing something rise up. "Meow!"

(Flashback)

Ashely, or Katnappe right now, was currently sneaking around the temple as everyone else was out celebrating the re-end of the world. Besides her floated Wuya in her ghost form since she was just released, but that's what happens when a puzzle box is laying around the ruins of her former castle. Yeah great going heros, real great.

She looked around before silently entering the window of the Shen Gong Wu vault and moved towards the center of the room while making sure no one was around guarding the place. "Alright, now how to I get to the Wu?"

"Just ring the bells and you'll get it." Wuya said while floating in her face. "And don't forget, you can get all the Shen Gong Wu as long as you get the Reversing Mirror AND the Serpent's Tail."

"I know that." she frowned while waving Wuya aside and moved over near the bells before ringing them a few times.

The center started to fall into itself as a spiral staircase formed that lead to a deep pit.

"Wow, I could have opened this in my sleep." smirked Katnappe walking down while opening the shelves and started grabbing any Sheng Gong Wu she would get her claws on.

"Excellent." Wuya grinned. "You're doing much better than that fool Jack."

"I know, plus I'm not a cry baby with bad tastes in clothes." she said while grabbing a white mirror with a yin-yang symbol in the center and a small dragon's tail.

"Now let's get out of here before they notice us."

Katnappe nodded before running up the stairs and looked around and ran out of the room as no one saw her leaving the tower and out a low window near the right side of the temple. When she got a distance away she let out a sigh and grinned at her prizes. "What purrfect ill gotten gain."

"Enough with the puns." Wuya deadpanned. "Just give me my body back."

"Mmm, I don't know." she replied while looking at them. "I got the Wu, and imagine how much people would pay just for one of these. I could sell them and retire by the end of the week."

Wuya frowned before smirking. "You're not thinking big enough, Ashely. Steal the Wu for ransom and you can be rich enough to lounge on an island beach. Steal the Wu for me, and you can buy the beach. And the island. And the world."

"Oh?" she raised an eyebrow. "And what about you? You just want your body back and I get all that? This sounds way too good to be true."

"Well if you must know I shared power with that boy, Raimundo before he put me in the box. And he lived the good life, something you can have as well as long as you don't seal me away or trick me out of my body."

"But you said that was the last puzzle box, so this is basically a one way street." she pointed out while tapping her chin.

"Think of it like this. I get my body, powers, and rule the world, and you live an easy life with anything you could possibly want. The only thing you'd do is go out and get more Shen Gong Wu merely to help my powers increase, although they'll be more than a match for those monks anyway. If anything you'd simply be getting me them just as mere trinkets for me to store."

She looked at the Wu and then at the spirit and back to the Wu. 'I could sell it for all the money in the world but….having a lazy life with less work would also work. Plus with her in power, no taxes.'

"So what do you think? Will you sell it for small change or give it to me and live as a queen?"

Katnappe smirked and set them on the ground. "Alright, but what do you want me to do first with the Wu? You never told me the details on that."

Wuya sighed while floating over to a rock. "Just place the Reversing Mirror near me and use the Serpent's Tail on me as I activate the mirror."

"Sure thing." she grabbed the Wu and stepped back a little bit. "Ready?"

"I've waited 1,500 years the first time. So waiting another ten seconds won't kill me."

"Is that a yes or no?"

"Yes, now hurry up."

"Alright, Serpent's Tail!"

"Reversing Mirror!"

An explosion occurred as green flames covered the area in a circular ring as the rock that Wuya was near melted slightly.

Katnappe hid behind a tree which caught on fire and saw a figure slowly rise up from the center of the ring.

"Ugh...that was new." The figure groaned. "Didn't expect an explosion."

Katnappe saw the figure was a woman with Wuya's mask and saw her slowly take it off. 'What the...is that Wuya?'

She looked around before dusting herself off. "So, how do I look?"

"Um...huh...mmm...eeh iffy?" replied Katnappe while still surprised. "Um, Wuya?"

"That's me." She said while flexing her hands and cracked them. "Ugh, that explosion really made my muscles cramped." 'Note to self, form countermeasures for this.'

"Wow. Who knew being a ghost meant losing all that?" remarked Ashley while surprised this impressive woman was that small ghost.

"Yes, losing this body is a crime." She smirked while moving her hands to the sides. "Especially when my legs are fused into one and trust me, pins and needles for that long would make anyone mad."

"So like how do you feel? Cause I'm pretty sure that fireworks display just told the monks where we are."

Wuya rolled her eyes before causing the fire to vanish as they were transported a few miles away. "That's child's play for Heylin witch with mastery of all reality."

"Nevermind." she replied looking around. "Hey! You forgot the Wu!"

She snapped her hands as the Wu appeared in front of her in a small pillar of green flames. "You were saying?"

"...nevermind."

"Now then, since we have nothing to worry about, what say we take a moment to get to know each other on a more personal level?"

She blinked. "Like what exactly? Playing spin the bottle?" 'Stupid kids game.'

"More like a more mature level of personal communication." she clarified. "Like, why go with the whole cat motif and become a thief."

"Simple, I like cats." She waved off. "And my mother was a retired thief so I just took it up because it felt right."

"Simple and easy, I like it." she made a chair appear and sat down. "As for me, I was but a lonely girl trying to fit in a cold cruel world." she spoke trying to sound sympathetic.

"...not buying it."

"Figured you wouldn't." she smirked. "Truth is I slowly worked my way into the dark arts, caused a little chaos in the day, then got beat by Dashi and sealed away."

"Boring." She said. "And here I thought you were some spirit with a love for dynamics."

She eye twitched at that. "Watch it. I could turn you into a real cat and 'accidentally' drop you in the nearest dog shelter with just a snap of my fingers."

Katnappe gulped at that. "N-Noted." She shook her head. "Alright then so what's next? Ruling the world or what?"

"Oh I can do that on my own, but tell me, have you ever had an annoying itch that wouldn't leave you no matter what you tried?"

"Yes, and I already tried toys." She sighed. "What are you saying? That you have a rod or something?"

Wuya smirked while her crotch glowed green under her clothes before pulling the lower half up to reveal a thick flaccid dick dangling there. "See for yourself?"

Her jaw dropped seeing the dick while seeing it was bigger than anything she read before. 'Wow….that must be eleven inches!'

"I've used this on so many virgins in the towns I destroyed I lost track a long time ago." She smirked. "As for how many cherries I took, I lost count but it's itching for a vagina."

"You're serious about this right?"

"Dead serious."

Katnappe looked at the dick and around the area before sighing. "Alright, never done it with a girl with a dick before, but I might as well give it a try."

Wuya nodded before snapping her fingers as Katnappe's outfit vanished and was replaced with a very skimpy chinese dress/bunny girl outfit. "Much better."

"Really?" she looked at her with crossed arms.

"What? I like this style, but if you have a problem then I'll just fix that." She said while changing the rabbit ears for cat ears and a cat tail. "Better?"

"Much." She said while feeling the tail's beads move in her anus. 'Yep, just my style.'

Wuya grinned before using her powers to make Ashley hover over closer before grabbing her face and pressed their lips together.

She moaned while kissing back while feeling the rod poking her stomach. 'Can't wait to get that bad boy in me.'

'I'm going to enjoy making this girl's vigina mine.' Wuya thought while taking a cop of her ass. 'Just perfect. Not too big or small and all squishy and firm.'

Katnappe moaned while pushing her tongue in Wuya's mouth to wrestle with hers. She then felt the witch's tongue overtake her own as she moaned even louder.

'Nice try, but I have hundred of years worth of experience.' thought Wuya while reaching down to the fake tail and pulling a little of it out from Ashley's ass.

"Mmm~" she moaned while feeling her hole stretching from the tug. 'Oh yes, that's the spot!'

Wuya smirked and broke the kiss before grabbing the thief's chest and started kneading them.

"Ah~" she moaned while feeling her nipples getting hard as they started to poke through the silk outfit.

"Aw, is the little kitty all hot and horny?" teased Wuya while moving closer to press her chest against Ashley's while moving the beads in and out of her.

"Ah! W-Wuya!" she moaned while feeling her breasts being exposed by Wuya's left hand.

"That's right, moan my name." she started squeezing the bare chest with her fingers while giving the nipples a pinch.

"AH!" she gasped as her pussy started to drip with juices. 'I can't believe I'm this horny! She knows what she's doing.' she then felt the tail being pushed deep into anus. "AH~!"

Wuya smirked while pushing it in so deep that the tip was nearly plugging the hole up.

"Ah!"

"My, your hole really can engulf toys like they were nothing." she smirked before making the beads bigger. "But can you keep that up before cumming, that's a different story."

"J-Just try me." she moaned out while trying to stand strong.

Wuya smirked before making the beads even bigger as she started to pull at the hard nipples.

"YAAAHH!" cried out Ashley with wide eyes while feeling the witch rub her knee where her soaking pussy was. 'How big is she trying to make them?! And how is my anus taking it all in like this?!'

"What's wrong? Talk a little big?" She smirked again while making it bigger. "If that's the case then you are a slutty pussy cat."

"W-Watch it! You're gonna tear my ass apart!"

"Not really." She said while pinching the nipples. "After all I can rewrite reality so making this work fall into my sphere." She then made it bigger. "Now moan my name like a whore."

"W-WUYA!" She cried out while moaning out loud before feeling herself cumming as the tail was ripped out of her ass violently and with enough force to make her moan like a cat in heat.

"Good girl." she smirked while holding onto the girl who had to lean on her to keep from falling over.

"Ah….ah…."

"I think that's enough toys." Wuya said while noticing her cock came a little. 'Must have liked that a little too much.' "Now you work, and your first job is to clean my cock."

She nodded and dropped to her knees while grasping the cock and slowly rubbed it. She then took a hard grab before rubbing it again as she was amazed how big it got and how thick it was becoming.

"Come on, use that tongue of yours."

Ashley nodded before licking the cock like a cat. 'It's so….delicious!'

'Mmm, even her tongue feels rough.' Wuya thought as she felt her cock getting bigger. "Good kitty, lick it all up."

She moaned as she took all the sperm into her mouth before taking a bite out of the tip. "Maom maom."

"Ow! Someone's getting ahead of herself." She said with a light moan before grabbing her head and pushed her cock right into her mouth. "If that's how you're going to play, then take it all in you hungry animal!"

Ashley moaned and tried relaxing her throat and tried to swallow as much of the cum as she could with some dripping out. 'This isn't so bad, it's perfect~' she thought while feeling more sperm flowing down her gullet.

"Mmm, try not to spill any, I want you to savor sperm that I've had to hold in for hundreds of years." She said while feeling her sperm pouring out faster and in large quantities in Ashley's mouth.

Ashley moaned while the sperm made her hornier as her pussy became drenched. 'She's like a fucking fountain!'

After a while the sperm stopped flowing as she felt her stomach bloating a lot from all the sperm as Wuya pulled out.

"Mmm, it's missing something." She mused before making a ball gag appear in Ashley's mouth. "Perfect."

Ashley panted while falling back to try and catch her breath. She then saw that Wuya was hanging over her as her cock looked ready to come again as it was placed near her pussy.

"Now this will hurt a lot."

"Mmmmmm." She tried to say as she felt the cock pushing into her folds, and feeling only a quarter of it actually penetrating her. "MMMM!"

"You're quite loose." She teased while putting more of her massive cock into the folds. "That makes my job much easier."

'Holy shit! She's like a damn horse!' She thought as she felt her womb being pushed as the cock made a massive bulge on her already bloated stomach. 'And it's still not completely in!'

"Mmm, come on, try and tighten up or this won't be that fun." She said while making her cock even thicker and bigger while pushing it deeper into the thief's womb.

"MMMM~!" She moaned as her folds finally tightened as the cock finally got into her folds. 'This is tighter than my ass!'

Wuya smirked while thrusting her cock into the folds as she saw Ashley's face contort into a pleasure filled one mixed with pain. "How's my cock feel? Is it better than any man you've had inside you?"

She nodded with moans of lust escaping her gag as she felt like her body was melting like wax. 'So good! So good!'

"Then enjoy this because you're going to be having this treatment everyday." She grinned while grabbing the breasts and squeezed them hard. "Now purr you horny pussy!"

She tried to give out the sound with each thrust. And each time she felt the cock getting bigger and thicker with each thrust while also feeling like her folds and womb were getting tighter and more resilient to the thrusts. 'Yes more! I want more cock inside my pussy cat!'

"I might be close. Should I blow inside or outside? Hmm, what to do." pondered Wuya with a smirk.

"Mmm~!"

"I think I'll try inside, maybe you won't pop like a balloon." she said before pouring her sperm into Ashley as she saw her start to swell up with cum. "Don't spill a drop."

Ashley moaned loudly as she felt all the sperm pouring right into her as her stomach increased in size again. 'Oh god more! I want more sperm in my slutty body!'

After a while of this the sperm stopped as Wuya decided to pull out, but not before shaping her fingers as a strap on was placed into the hole while taking the gag out of her mouth. "How was that for relaxing?"

Ashley moaned while rubbing her huge cum belly, which looked like she just ate a literal horse. "So...much….so good."

Wuya grinned while snapping her fingers as Ashley now wore a bunny suit. "Hope you can keep that in, because if you do I'll give you some anal with my cock."

"Easy for you to say, you're not bloated like a balloon." she groaned while panting.

"But you look fine right now." She grinned. "Plus who knows, if you keep me happy then I'll give you something worth more than gold." She then made rubbed the stomach. "But for now let's see if these any place to set up a kingdom, away from prying eyes."

Ashley moaned as they teleported away.

(End flashback)

'I still can't believe I held that much cum for TEN days! Really how was that possible?!' she thought while panting as Wuya finished fucking her ass.

"For an anus, this is really tight compared to your vagina." She said while pulling out. "But I feel like something is missing." She snapped her fingers as Ashley's breasts grew to a E cup. "Now we match."

"I'm gonna need to really work out to get use to these." she panted while poking them. "How can you walk around with babies like this?"

"Simple." She said before whispering in her ear. "I actually float while I walk. That way gravity doesn't affect them."

"Oh come on, it can't be that simple." she raised an eyebrow.

"It is and I can teach you," she said while spreading Ashley's legs and pushed her tip into the snatch. "Right after we make you into a balloon!"

"Ah fuck!"

Wuya smirked as she put her entire cock into her and started thrusting again.

(One fucking later)

"I hate you." Ashley said while holding her huge belly, which was bigger than the last time she had cum in her, as she tried to learn how to float.

"Less talking and more learning pussycat."

'I think I liked her better as a ghost.'

'I wonder how long she will last until I stop shooting blanks into her?' Wuya thought with a grin. 'Oh I'm going to love seeing her like that, my little fat cat.'