Crazy trouble with love part 4
Female Devita, Jasdera, and Allen
Series: D Grayman
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-Black Order, Allen's room-
Allen slowly opened his eyes as he yawned loudly. He rubbed his eyes and sat up, but quickly notice of something off about his room. It wasn't that his room was looking at him and the like, it was something worse….the little furniture he owned were walking around and drinking tea.
Timcampy himself was flying overheard while watching this with Allen trying to pinch himself awake from a dream.
"Ow." He yelped before seeing a pair of boxers flying around with wings made out of string.
"Mooo!" It cried before flying away.
'What kind of warped dream is this?' He thought with wide eyes before seeing two Lenalee's walking into his room, completely naked.
"Hi Allen."
"Hi Allen."
His face turned as red as his former hair color and covered his nose feeling blood rush out. "W-W-What?!"
"Allen,"
"Let's hug!"
He shook his head and started smacking his cheeks. 'Wake up! Wake up! I know this HAS to be a dream now!'
They moved towards him before Allen closed his eyes and reopened them again and...everything was back to normal.
"Phew." he sighed. "My daydreams are really weird, I gotta get something to eat."
He got up and walked towards the closet, but he felt off right now.
'It's like I'm having pins and needles.' He thought before looking down and saw that his lower body was now that of a snake. "A-AHHH!"
The tail flicked around at that as Allen screamed even more as he ran out of the room, not knowing his lower half changed into that of a horse's. "AAAHHHH!"
Any member who passed by him went wide eyed while staring at Allen going down the hall.
Allen ran faster and faster as his legs changed into a fishes, which didn't obscure his movements once, as he ran into Kamui's office and saw said man and his sister. "AAAAHHH! HELP ME!"
"Huh?" he looked up and went slack jawed while Lenalee covered her mouth. "A-A-Allen?"
"Help! My legs turned into a snake's!" he screamed while his lower body turned into a lions. 'What the fuck's going on!?'
"Um...now it's a lions." spoke Kamui.
He blinked before looking down as his lower body changed into an owls. "A-AHHH!"
"Allen!" spoke Lenalee in concern as he started running, although it was hard with bird feet.
"Help me!" He screamed before his legs returned to normal….but he had no pants or underwear on.
Lenalee blushed before Kamui quickly covered her eyes. "Allen! Put some pants on!"
He looked down and blushed before covering his crotch. "Ah! S-Sorry!" He then ran away fast. 'What's going on around here?!'
He then noticed something off about the hall, it was covered in eyes that looked into his very soul.
'Ok that's it! I've had it with this crazy shit!' he thought activating his Innocence and swiped at the wall.
"Ow!"
"That stung hee hee hee!"
"Huh?" He said as the eyes vanished and two figures appeared. "You two?!"
The figures laughed, which were two short girls, one wore heavy makeup around her eyes and has the stigmata on her forehead. She also wore a wifebeater, tight leather pants with corset stitching, with the left pant leg ending at her thigh, and a fur-lined leather jacket that showed her C cup chest and large ass. She also has bandages wrapped around his neck. The second one closely resembles a rag doll due to her wide eyes and stitches across her mouth. Her clothes are of the same style as the first girl's though her belt is reversed, but she does not wear an undershirt or underwear that kind of lead to her unbounded E cup chest and large ass, but she has a vest rather than a jacket, and both of her pant legs are full-length. Instead, she wears thick bandages over her forearms and hands, which resemble casts. In addition, she wears what appears to be an adornment made of ribbons on her head that ends in a lantern ball. Her face is also more chubby than the other girl's.
These were Devita and Jasdera, the Noah twins and the 'Bond's of Noah'.
"That did hurt you know!' Devita frowned with annoyance.
"Yeah that hurts hee." Jasdera replied back with equal annoyance.
"How did you two get in here?" he frowned without putting away his claw.
"Road let us use her gate."
"But not before stealing it hee."
"Wait, are you the ones who did all that?" he asked.
"Yep." Both laughed.
"But seeing you with a snake's tail was so funny hee."
"What is this? Some kind of joke or gag?" he asked with a deadpanned expression.
"More like revenge!" Devita roared. "Revenge on your master for giving us debts!"
"Yeah! Giving is debts!"
Allen gained a devilish frown hearing this again. 'Oh no, now he's gotten to them too? I almost pity them.'
"And now fork over the money!"
"Or else hee!"
"If I had the money don't you think I would have paid off his debts already?" sweatdropped Allen.
They blinked before looking at each other.
"That's true."
"True."
They looked at Allen before getting an idea.
"Hey wait, doesn't the black market sell body parts?"
"Yeah, we could find a body to sell hee."
"But who's would we use?"
"No clue."
"You're not doing that while I'm here." he frowned getting in a stance. "And I'd leave or else get swarmed with exorcists."
They blinked at that before grinning. "If that's the case, let's take your body!"
'Shit.' he thought before taking the first move and lunged at them.
They dodged before pulling out their golden pistols and shot a pulpe bullet at him as his face got covered with purple glasses.
"What the?" he said before seeing the world as what he saw a while ago. A mess of moving furniture.
"Like it? Our Purple Bomb: Trick Glasses always work on exorcists like you." Devita smirked.
"Yep, always works hee hee hee!" Jasdera laughed as Allen saw flying panties with teeth coming at him.
He growled and swung his claw at them. But he hit something else, a large wall with teeth.
"Grrr."
'Wait, if that's true, then these shouldn't be real if they just showed up out of nowhere.' He thought before it bit his arm hard. "AH!"
"Gra!"
'Or not!' he turned his claws upward and swung against the wall's face.
The wall then was destroyed but in its place was a large rat with cartoon pants and a hammer.
"AHAHAHA!" It laughed before running at him with the hammer.
He jumped to the side and avoided the swing before using his claws and cut into it's side.
It let out a scream as candy fell out of it before a copy of Lenalee in a bunny suit popped out.
"Allen, let's kiss!"
He blushed at the outfit, but shook his head and ran past her and at the Noahs.
"Come back!" She called out as multiple Lenalee's in succubus outfits appeared all around him. "We haven't even started having that hug!"
He grit his teeth while aiming his claw at the twins.
They saw this and were pinned to a wall.
"Hey!"
"Let us go!"
"Get rid of these illusions and I might."
"..."
"..."
"What's wrong?"
"We might." Devita looked away.
"If you pay the debts hee." Jasdera said looking away as well.
"And unhand our breasts."
He blinked and looked down before going wide eyed since his claw was essentially pressing against their chest, making him jump back with a blush. "S-S-Sorry!"
They rolled their eyes at that.
"Yeah like we heard that before."
"Yeah before hee."
"But give us the money now and we might forget about your boob fetish."
"Boob fetish hee."
He frowned while shaking his head. "I already told you, I don't have the money to pay off the ones he left ME."
"..."
"...huh?"
"I don't exactly get paid big bucks you know. And why should you worry? You can literally run away easy and not have to worry about a single one of them."
"It's a matter of…...what was the word?"
"Pride hee?"
"No no it wasn't that….um….oh yes I remember!" She grinned. "It's a matter of butts!"
"Oh yeah! A matter of butts!"
"...huh?"
"What never heard of it?"
"You're dumb hee. Everyone knows that a matter of butts is important to girls in debt."
"I think your logic is flawed." Allen deadpanned. "I mean, that only works if...you're a prostitute."
They jaw dropped at that before grabbing him and shook him around like mad.
"WE AREN'T PROSTITUTES!"
"YEAH TAKE THAT BACK YOU BASTARD HEE!"
"AHHH! I didn't mean to imply it!" he cried out.
"SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!"
"YEAH OR WE WILL….what were we doing again hee?" Asked Jasdera confused.
"No idea." Devita said. "Maybe bringing him to a pie shop?"
"Mmm pies hee." She drooled.
'Are they scatterbrained?'
Devita looked at Allen before smirking. "I know! Let's make him pay for all our new stuff!"
"Oh that's a good idea! He has money so he can pay for our stuff hee."
"And it might be fun hanging out with a boy, even if he's an exorcist."
'When did this go from fighting to suddenly talking like friends?' he thought before putting his claw away. "Um, are we gonna fight or call it a day?"
They looked at him before letting him go, but grabbed his arms.
"Let's get some stuff!"
"Yeah hee!"
"Wait what?"
"You're going to buy us stuff."
"Lots of stuff hee."
"Until you pay us back for that shitty Cross!" Devita frowned before smiling. "Ok?"
"Ok hee?"
He deadpanned. "I keep telling you I don't have much money."
"Don't care." Both said while changing their skin to a normal color and changed their outfits to become….school girl outfits. "We are going to have fun with your money/hee!"
He blushed and tried to run off, but they held on tight while an opening to the Ark showed up. 'No no no no no!'
"So let's go!"
"Yeah let's go hee!"
-The Ark, Road's room-
Said Noah was laying on her bed just as she saw a door open with the twins walking through while holding a struggling Allen.
"Road!" Devita called out. "Can you let us borrow your purse?"
"Yeah your purse hee!" Jasdera smiled while Allen gulped seeing Road.
"Why are you two holding Allen-kun?"
They looked at her, then Allen, and back to Road. "Because he's going to buy us stuff/hee."
"No I'm not." he spoke up.
"Too bad."
"You're paying us off and hanging around with us hee."
"So don't run because we might grab your butt for grabbing our boobs."
"Yeah boob fetisher hee."
Road looked really confused at this as Allen blushed red. "Just what are you two talking about?"
They sighed before grinning. "He grabbed our boobs."
"Hard and tight with his left arm hee hee hee."
"It was kind of nice."
"Yeah nice hee!"
"WHAT?!" she yelled with a scowl.
"What's wrong?"
"Why are you red? Sick much hee?"
"Or are you…..oh my god! You're jealous!"
"Jealous? What's new hee hee hee!"
She growled and stomped over. "Drop Allen-kun right now."
"No." both said at once.
"Then I'm coming with you."
Allen blinked at that while the twins just shrugged.
"Ok."
"But he's paying for everything hee."
"Even the push-up bras you own."
"Push-up bras hee."
Road and Allen blushed with the Noah growling at them while grabbing her purse and opened up a door.
'Is this….a date...or something?!' He thought as they grabbed his arms and dragged him through the door as it closed behind them.
-New York City-
The four came out of an alley and looked around at the bustling city.
"Ok, so what to do?"
"Get some clothes hee?"
"No no….maybe pads?"
"That works hee."
"Stow it." growled Road bonking them over the heads.
"Ow!"
"Um can I go?" Allen asked.
"No!" All of them yelled as Devita and Jastera smirked before looking around and grabbed their pistols and shot Road in the face.
"Ah!" She cried out as a purple goo formed on her eyes.
"Run." whispered Devita grabbing Allen and booked it away.
"Hey wait for me hee!" Jastera yelled out while running after them as Road rubbed her eyes trying to get the stuff off.
"Road." Spoke several naked Allens that surrounded her. "Let's hug!"
Her eyes widened while blushing and with a little drool dripping out.
They moved towards her before hugging her as Road had a massive nosebleed.
(With the three)
"Is she gone hee?"
"Yes, but," Devita said looking at Allen. "You ok?"
"Yeah." 'No! I need to try and get back before we find a mall.'
"Ok." She smiled before seeing a mall. "Oh and look, the place we were going to."
"Yeah the mall hee!" Jastera jumped with a grin. "Let's get tampons!"
"And we will get them, after getting some makeup."
"Aw...ok hee."
'Why me.' thought Allen as they dragged him in.
(First shop)
"This one," Devita asked while holding a box of tampons with an orange cover.
"Or this one hee?" Jastera asked holding another one in her hands but it was pink.
'How are they fine with a guy standing right here while grabbing those?' He thought with a blush.
"Which one/hee?" Both asked while pushing the boxes closer to Allen's face.
"U-Um...I don't know." he answered honestly.
"..."
"...but don't boys use them as well?"
'That's just stupid!' he thought before blurting out. "Both."
They smiled at that before putting them in a bag as they grabbed some lipstick.
"Red."
"Or purple hee?"
"Um….both?"
"Aw you're so sweet." Devita smiled. "Really sweet."
"Like candy, but without the chocolate hee."
"Um, thanks." Allen sweatdropped before getting pulled out of the shop and dragged into...a clothes department.
"Black or pink/hee?" Both asked holding a few panties in front of him.
"Gah!" he covered his eyes. "Y-Your choice!"
"We insist/hee." They said while uncovering his eyes. "Now which one/hee?"
'U-Uh…..t-those?" he blushed pointing at the black pair.
"Ok." Jastera said while putting it in the bag. "They're my favorite hee."
"Pinks mine." Devita blushed.
'Don't think about it, don't think about it, don't think about it!' Allen blushed while thinking about panties.
"So…." Devita said picking up a pink bra with a cat on one side. "Is this good?"
"Or this hee?" Jastera asked holding a black bra with holes in it.
He blushed and turned his back to them. "Just go with what you like!"
They looked at one another before putting them in the bag as Devita grabbed a scarf with white fur on it.
"How about this? I've always wanted to try out a scarf."
"Then get a scarf." He said before finding himself wrapped around by a scarf as Devita smiled.
"It's a perfect fit for you."
"Yeah, it looks good on you hee."
"Wait, what?" he looked at them confused.
"You look good in a scarf."
"And we should share one hee."
"That's a great idea, we can all share a nice big one and walk around like buds!"
"Yea! Let's do that hee hee hee!"
"Um, you do remember we're on opposite sides, right?"
They blinked at that before shrugging. "So/hee?"
'I can't tell if they're being oblivious or really don't care.'
(Many stores later)
"Let's get some food!" Devita smiled as Allen held ten bags in his hands.
"Food! Let's go hee!"
'Oh god, my arms are gonna snap off.' He thought as they made it to a shop that sold tons of bread.
"Let's get food here!"
"Yea hee!"
Allen groaned while moving towards the stand. 'I can already feel my wallet getting smaller.'
(A while later)
"Let's have dinner."
"Pizza! Let's have pizza hee!"
"And our friend here will love it so much."
"Yep hee!"
"Can't we stop?"
"Nope." They smiled while still walking. "Not on your life."
Allen groaned before seeing them stop for a second.
"You know I just realized something."
"What hee?"
"This is the first time we had fun with a boy."
"Ok hee?"
"So isn't that like a...date?"
"...maybe hee?"
'Oh crap she noticed too.'
"So if we're dating him." Devita said with wide eyes. "That means…."
"We are…."
"A couple!" Both said with blushes on their faces.
'When did they get THAT idea?!' he thought with horror. 'I gotta make a break for it, now!'
They looked at Allen before grabbing his arms. "Take care of us boyfriend/hee."
'AHHHH!' He screamed in his mind as they kissed his cheeks, only to get kicked in the face by Road as he was sent into a door that closed behind him.
-Black Order, Allen's room-
And sent him back onto his bed. "Ow."
His door opened with Lavi looking in. "Hey Allen, have you been sleeping all day?"
"I um….its a um…" he tried to say before Lavi noticed the purple and pink lipstick on his cheeks.
"What's with the lipstick?"
He blinked before blushing. 'Damn those two!'
(A few weeks later)
Allen snored as he slowly rose from his bed, only to notice his hands were touching something soft and squishy.
"Mmm…."
"Tired….hee."
'Oh god, I know those voices.' He paled before waking up and seeing both of them, in the nude, sleeping on his bed while holding his arms tight.
"Mmmm…..warm."
"So warm….hee."
"AAHHHHHH!"
"Mmm….too tired."
"Noisy hee."
Allen gulped as they slowly woke up and smiled.
"Morning boyfriend/hee."
"W-Why are you two naked? And in my room?"
"Because we decided to sleep like this." Devita smiled.
"Yep hee."
"And we are hiding out here for a while."
"Road is scary hee." Jastera gulped.
"B-But what if someone sees this?"
"That's why we used our power." They grinned.
"Huh?"
"Our Purple Bomb: Trick Glasses can make us invisible."
"No one will see us hee!"
"So we can stay here for a long time."
"Long time hee hee hee!"
'That doesn't sound good.' He thought as they hugged his arms.
"Let's go back to bed."
"Please, it's too cold hee."
"And you're so warm/hee." They smiled with a cute look to them that made Allen blush.
'Oh boy.' He thought before being dragged back into bed and was kissed again on the cheeks as they fell asleep again, while moving their legs over his own as he felt something soft and wet. 'Why did this happen to me?!'