TWI-NUT
Chapter two
"Edward… I can't believe it! I'm so confused! What can I do!" Cried Bella.
"ill tell you what you can do…. Choose the sexiest roasted nut of Cullen history! Not the overly salted peanut over there. I bet he still tastes like dog"
Sneered Edward.
"for your information im the most lightly salted giant peanut ever to hit the world! I started off raw then dipped in boiling water. Then dusted in salt and left to sizzle in the sun light…. Which you cant take Mr vam-peanut!"
Jacob remarked, Edwards roasted shell started fuming and he shouted,
"WELL I BET YOUR STUPIDLY SALTY PEANUT FRIENDS WERE NEVER USED BY GORDON RAMSEY IN A PEANUT PIE?"
"whatever, marco pier white uses my kind. He's the best chef ever."
Just then Carlisle walked in saying,
"attention peanut guys! It turns out we haven't killed Victoria, she's back, and is said to seek her revenge on all of us!"
Suddenly Emmett stomped in, everyone stopped and stared at the hunormous chocolate peanut standing in the hallway.
"Guys, Victoria has cursed us by turning all of Bella's male-mates into Peanuts! OH, and anyway chocolate peanuts are, like, NUTELLA SO YOU GUYS LOSE!"
Emmett pointed out,
"why only the guys?", questioned Edward, "that girl had some SERIOUS male issues…."
Jacob sighed,
"does this mean we have to team up yet again to stop Victoria? Im getting tired of this vamp-wolf-nut connection, plus this time Edward had crossed the line so I'd rather go my own way."
"Jacob" Carlisle "Bella needs you all, you cant just your back on her like we just did!"
Everyone turned towards Bella… Who wasn't there!
Bella had decided to search the world and seek advice from the most skilled chefs about which peanut is truly the tastiest!
I know it's short but we'll try and make the next one longer…
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