Crazy trouble with love part 4

Tsunade and Naruto

Series: Naruto

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"Come in Naruto." Tsunade said as Naruto walked into the room.

"Whatcha need baa-chan?"

"I heard you've just got back from that mission, the one where you and Team Seven saved the new Kazekage." She said while looking kind of tired.

"Yeah."

"And you just had your first encounter with the Akatsuki after three years, is that correct?"

"Yeah?"

"Then you must know your tired and excused." She said rubbing her eyes.

"I know but what does this have anything to do with why I'm here baa-chan?!"

Tsunade sighed while getting up. "I'm trying to say that you need a day off, and I'm suggesting a drinking party."

"Oh, but who are you sending?" He asked confused.

"Me of course."

"You?"

"Yes Naruto." she said with a tickmark. "Me."

He blinked. "Are you serious?"

BONK!

"I am you gaki!" she growled while he held his head.

"Ow! What was that for?!"

"For being a brat." She said crossing her arms. "And I'm dead serious about being your drinking buddy tonight."

"You sure? I mean I could find someone-"

She grabbed him by the head and squeezed tightly. "Are you going against a direct order from your Hokage, Naruto?"

"A-Ah! No!"

"Then what do you say?" She said while squeezing tighter.

"A-Alight! I'll join you for some drinks!" 'Anything to stop the pain!'

Tsunade let go of him with a smile. "Then I'll see you at seven."

"Sure baa-chan." he replied reluctantly.

"And don't forget, your going to pay for all the drinks."

'Crap!' he thought already dreading the night.

(Later)

Knock knock.

No response.

KNOCK KNOCK SNAP!

"Shit." he cursed hearing the snap and walked over to see Tsunade kicking the broken door away.

"So you finally answered." She spoke while tapping her foot and causing small cracks in the wood. "About time."

"Baa-chan, why'd you break my door?"

"You didn't respond the first time so I added more force to it."

'Man, she seems real impatient tonight.' He thought while not knowing he kind of forgot his pants and was in his orange boxers.

"But if you're busy attending to personal stuff then I'll just wait right here until you're done."she spoke while looking at the boxers.

"Huh?"

"You know, relieving yourself."

"..." he blinked before looking down and saw his boxers. "AH! N-No it's not that!"

"Then what is it gaki?"

"I was asleep when you broke my door."

"Well hurry up and get dressed before it gets late out." She said sternly as Naruto ran to get his pants on. 'What a brat...but in a good way.'

(A while later)

Tsunade chuckled while drinking from the sake bottle. "AH! That's the stuff! Keep it coming!"

"That's your third bottle baa-chan."

"So? I'm in the mood for fifty!" She laughed. "Maybe even one hundred!"

He sweatdropped while they sat at a booth with one of the servers bringing a few more bottles. 'You'd think she'd tolerate more than that.'

Tsunade finished the third bottle while taking the fourth and drank it. "Ah! Brat, aren't you going to drink as well?"

"Uh, nah I'll be fine."

She glared at him. "Are you telling me that you haven't tried drinking sake since you became a ninja? For shame Naruto! For shame!"

"I never put it on my list of things to do." he deadpanned.

"..." she sighed. "Fine, but you have to drink one glass for me."

"Alright alright, one glass."

She gave him an entire bottle of sake. "Now drink."

"That's too-"

"Drink!"

He gulped seeing her glare and took it before opening it. 'Bottoms up.'

Tsunade smirked as Naruto started to drink the sake.

"Ah!" he spoke up while feeling his throat burn. "How can you handle this stuff?"

"You just have to deal with it." She grinned. "And have a liver of steel." She then finished her bottle. "But you need to have one thing."

"What?"

"A companion to drink with."

"Isn't that you?" he asked while taking another swig from the bottle.

"You got me there, but it does help." Tsunade sighed. "A lot." She then drank two bottles at once.

'That's a lot of sake.' he thought while letting out a hiccup.

"Ah! Oh this is great stuff!" She laughed before looking at Naruto. "Oi, have you been using a shadow clone this entire time?"

"No, why?"

"I see five of you." She said before hiccuping. "No ten of you, please stop multiplying hic."

"Y-You're just drunk." spoke Naruto taking another swig while feeling relaxed.

"I'm not hic!" She said with a frown. "I'm perfectly sober hic hic!"

"Drunk." He muttered.

Tsunade drank some more before smiling. "You know, you're kind of an annoyance."

"And you're still an old bat." he laughed while taking another swig.

"I'm not old, I'm a young maiden." She pouted. "And you're an annoying baby with chubby cheeks hic!"

"That made no sense."

She stuck her tongue at him.

"And you say I'm immature." he snickered before laughing and falling back on the seat.

Tsunade frowned before saying. "At least I'm not a hic gay man."

"I'm not gay!"

"I. Know. That~" she teased cutely.

"Oh yeah? At least I'm not begging everyone to look at me. Just look at those!" he declared pointing at her chest. "Any guy would get distracted just glancing at them!"

"It's a girl's pride and joy. And I was once flat you know." She laughed. "But now I'm large and in charge hic!"

"Too large!" he spoke while poking one. "You could smother hic! A guy with those."

Tsunade frowned before putting her bottle down and smothered him. "Care to take a feel hic? I'm willing to give you a feel you brat hic!"

"Mmmmm!" he gave a muffled reply while trying to move away.

"You look like Nawaki when he hugs me." She smiled while hugging tighter. "And it was so hic adorable when he hic did hic that~"

'I don't wanna die!' He thought while trying to get out.

"Aw! You're so cute you gaki!" She laughed before feeling her breasts being squeezed. "...you didn't hic." She let go of him and glared. "You didn't just do what I think you just did hic!?"

"I told you! Giant pillows!" he snapped while taking another swig.

"Oh?" She said while poking at his chest. "Then what about your tiny brain? It's so small even I couldn't find it with normal medical equipment!"

"When did my head get in this discussion!"

"When you compared my tits with pillows you drunk brat!"

"I'm drunk cause of you." he slurred while wobbling a little and looking a little flushed. "Why the hell did Kami have to make a big titted grandma like you?"

"I'm no grandmother, and I think Kami wanted to give you a mother figure." She grinned while taking another glass. "Ah! And trust me, if I was a grandmother then my kid would kick your ass and maybe bed you too hic!"

"Bring it, hic! On!"

Tsunade grinned while cracking her joints. "With pleasure."

The two tried to stand up, but they stumbled a little bit while Naruto had trouble putting the money on the table. They then wobbled out of the building and stumbled to keep from falling over as they got ready to fight.

"I'm gonna kick your hic! Ass like last time." spoke Naruto trying to get in a stance.

"Like last time? I let you hic win." Tsunade laughed while stumbling. "But I'm not going to let a brat hic run his mouth out at me!"

(One 'fight' later or two seconds later)

Both were face down on the ground.

"Ugh….hic. I win brat."

"No I win...hic."

"Kiss my ass." she groaned trying to sit up. "And suck my nipples hic."

"Hell I would."

"Feh, chicken." she laughed.

"I'm no chicken! You're a cow!"

"Cow, how original." She sarcastically laughed. "Try saying something else baby face. Hic!"

"Um...uh….you...screw you!" he spoke up while crossing his arms.

Tsunade laughed at that. "How cute, just like Nawaki!"

"I'm not cute!"

"Then why are you acting like a baby?"

He growled and got back up before stumbling over and ended up falling on top of her.

"Brat." She said before grabbing him. "Why didn't you say that you wanted a hug from your mother~ Hic."

"You ain't, hic. My ma." he spoke with his head in between her breasts.

"But I think you're my son." She grinned. "But that might be the sake talking hic."

He nodded while not moving from the spot.

"Say brat, ever thought about finding a girlfriend. Besides Sakura I mean?"

"Um no hic."

"Then you're going to be lonely. And that would be tragic hic."

He frowned and looked away. "I'll be fine hic."

"No you won't." She said with a sad expression. "Trust me, being lonely is harder and more painful than any injury." She then hugged him. "Promise me you won't get hurt!"

"Gah! Tight!" he groaned while blushing.

"Oh Naruto, don't die on me!" She cried while hugging tighter. "Please don't you dare die on me!"

"Gah! Let-Let go!" he cried out while trying not to pass out.

Tsunade continued to hug the boy before slightly letting him go. "Naruto, you're too adorable to die on me, especially when you're still a virgin!"

"What are you talking about granny?!"

"I'm saying I'm gonna make sure you have no regrets before death." She said while getting up and put Naruto over her shoulders. "And I'm going to give you all the stops Naruto-chan~"

"Oi, put me down granny."

"Nope, not until I break your rod~" she laughed while hobbling down the street.

(Next morning)

-Unknown house-

Under some blankets was a naked Naruto and Tsunade. And they were covered in sperm and cum as they snored like dragons in a cave, but much worse. Naruto was resting his head on Tsunade's chests while giving them the occasional squeeze in his sleep.

Tsunade held Naruto's cock and occasionally rubbed it tight as some sperm poured out as the sun started to shine in the room.

That's when the sun hit their eyes and started to wake them up. They groaned and started to slowly open their eyes.

"Ugh….what happened?" Asked Tsunade while feeling slammed.

"My head, ow. Oh man, why's my dick sore?" groaned Naruto.

She looked at Naruto before gasping. "Brat?! W-What the hell?!"

"Huh?" he blinked at her and went wide eyed. "B-B-Baa-chan?! What are you doing here?!"

"This is my house! Why are you on my chest!?" She glared before feeling something in her hands. 'Don't tell me….' she raised the covers with one hand and saw the cock. 'Oh shit.'

"Ah!" he jumped while holding his head. "Ow! My head feels like it's pounding."

"Mine too!" She groaned. "But what the fuck Naruto-kun!?...wait. Why did I just say that?!"

"Quit yelling! And why is your hand on my cock?!"

Tsunade groaned before both started to remember what happened last night, especially when Naruto inserted that cock into her and poured both sperm and the foxes chakra into her body. "Oh sweet mother of god."

"W-What did I do?!" Naruto screamed.

'You just fucked her while using MY chakra to do the deed. That and make her young for some shitty reason.'

'She looks the same!'

'Ask to disarm that seal in her head. Then you will find out you shit.'

"Um, can you undo that seal in your head?"

"Why?"

"Please?"

She sighed before undoing the seal...and not becoming old at all, not even one wrinkle or crow's feet in sight. "Huh? What the...I'm not old!"

'See, you used MY CHAKRA to reverse the aging process! And no thanks from me?! You are lucky I'm not outside this cage!' The fox yelled as Naruto blocked it out.

"Wow, guess I can't call you baa-chan anymore."

Tsunade looked at him with wide eyes. "By Kami above….I guess you're right." 'Who knew the Kyuubi's chakra could do that?'

"So….what happens to us now?"

Tsunade blushed. "Well um...since we did it. Maybe...we could um….move the personal relationship from acquaintances to….um….girl and boyfriend?"

"N-Nani?"

She blushed while squeezing his head. "Or do you want me to hurt you for taking my virginity?"

"O-Of course we should get together." he replied nervously.

She smiled while letting him go before grinning. "It's only early morning and since my shift won't be until this afternoon, we can do round two."

He gulped. 'Oh no.'

She moved her hand back to the cock while the camera panned away with the sounds of moaning emanating from the building as the screen went black.