Crazy trouble with love part 4
Thalia and Percy
Series: Percy Jackson
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-Hunter's camp, Artemis' tent-
In the camp housed of only females is where we find Zeus' daughter herself sharpening her arrows.
As she sharpened her arrows, her lieutenant walked into the tent.
"Lady Artemis, is this a bad time to ask you for something?"
"Of course not Thalia." she replied putting the arrow down. "What is it you need?"
She gulped. "Well it's kind of a tough one and it might make you kind of mad, so could you promise on the river Styx not to hurt me or anything?"
"Sure?" she replied confused.
"Well….do you think I could visit camp halfblood?"
"You can, but why the sudden reason?"
"Well um….I just want to see my cuz again." She said while averting her eyes.
"Oh, a visit to see Percy? Well I don't see why not." she smiled. "But why were you worried I'd be mad or even hurt you?"
"Well…..you recall how you don't like the hunters falling for anyone."
"Yes?"
"And how gods and goddesses are incestuous….well….I kind of feel like...I might be jelly."
"...excuse me?"
"You know, jelly, the third wheel, being the one that sees green."
"...huh?"
Thalia sighed. "I'm jealous."
Artemis' eyes widened in shock. "Oh my father….you...with…."
"I know! And I'm sorry but it just happened!" she blushed while lightning generated from her body. "I didn't mean any disrespect lady Artemis!"
She frowned and crossed her arms. "When and how long?"
"I kind of got jealous a few weeks ago, when we went to camp halfblood after the war." She said looking down. "Lady Artemis I'm sorr-"
She held a hand up. "Stop Thalia, don't say another word."
Thalia gulped seeing her lady's eyes. 'I'm going to be turned into a rabbit!
"Tell me, if this is true, are you absolutely sure what you feel is authentic and not something that you feel is merely a phase? Because I want to be positive that this is what you want completely."
"...I...I feel like it should be yes. But I don't know if this is true, that's why I wanted to see him again. And why I came to see you."
Artemis sighed and stood up. "We'll visit the camp for a few days, and if it's not true you can stay, but you'll be on probation for a while, understand?"
"Yes my lady." She bowed.
"But even if this was true I wouldn't just get mad at you, you're like a daughter to me regardless of circumstances."
Thalia smiled and bowed again. "Thank you my lady."
"If you don't have anything else, you can leave."
She nodded while moving out of the tent.
'I hope it's not true, for my health's sake.'
(Days later)
-Camp Halfblood-
Percy was relaxing on the lake's surface in his shorts. "This is the life."
Only to get shocked by a bolt of lightning.
"GAH!" He screamed before flying out of the lake. He hit the sand and groaned while wincing. 'What the hades? Where'd that come from?'
"He he he." Chuckled a voice from behind a tree next to him. "Hey cuz."
He pushed himself up and turned to see Thalia walking out. "Thalia? When did-wait, what's the big idea of doing that as some kind of greeting?"
"It was to get your attention and trust me, it could have been a lot worse if I amped the voltage." She snickered.
"Oh yeah?" he smirked before making a big enough wave move over and splash down with some of the water hitting her. "An eye for an eye then."
"Gah!" She gasped. "Percy!"
"Oh don't try to get mad at me, you were asking for that."
She glared at that before sighing and walked to him before giving him a noogie.
"Hey!" he spoke up while her grip was tougher than he expected. "Knock that off!"
"Say uncle then." She smirked. "Or I might add some more pressure."
"Never!"
"Then face my electric noogie of pain!" She laughed evilly while adding small electric shocks to the noogie.
Percy jumped with his hair standing up before he reached up and started tugging on her cheeks.
"Ah! You can't stop me cuz! Nothing will hahaha!"
'Did she just act like a villainess?' he thought while pinching the cheeks harder.
"Ow! Oh that's it!" she got an idea and reached down before tugging his shorts up his legs which acted like a makeshift wedgie.
"AHHH!" He screamed like a girl before moving his hands off the cheeks and gave Thalia a wedge as well.
"EEEP!" she cried while both let go and winced from the pain.
"Ow….that hurts."
"Big time….ow."
"Truce?"
"Truce." She groaned while trying to get up and failing. 'That smarts….why did I have to wear panties today?! I use boxers not panties!'
"So, when'd you show up?" he asked while trying to ignore the pain.
"Just now." She said while the pain subsided. "And I just saw you and thought you might like seeing your favorite cuz."
"Yeah, cause my favorite cuz happens to be the one who likes shocking me and giving me wedgies." he remarked with an eye roll.
"Yet you pinched my cheeks like I was some chipmunk." She retorted.
"You shocked me and nearly turned me into barbeque demigod."
"You gave me a wedgie." She frowned. "I hope you don't do that with any other girl, like Annabeth."
"Course not, and besides, you did it first."
"Only because you were pinching my cheeks." She sighed. "But it's great to see you seaweed brain."
"You too pinecone face."
Both chuckled while sitting up and sat there in silence.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...so why are you here?"
"Just because the hunters wanted to visit, I just followed along." She half lied.
"Well if you're here, did you bring a swimsuit? It's always best to take a dip when you can." he remarked looking at the lake.
"In fact I did." She blushed lightly. "But I didn't bring it here right now because I didn't want to electrocute myself."
"You electrocute yourself? Now that would be a sight to see."
"Oh stow it. It just happens when I feel stressed out or just threatened." she frowned while glancing at his shirtless chest. 'He's really gotten toned since we last met.'
"Ok ok, no need to get mad." he replied while glancing at her all over. "So, how's life in the hunters been treating you?"
"It's fine, but it gets boring hunting animal." She shrugged. "But lady Artemis has been nice and guess what? she sees me as her daughter."
"Wow, that's a huge honor."
"Not as huge as you being my cuz." She smirked.
"Aw shucks." he chuckled with a small blush. 'Wonder if this is weird with me just being in my swimming trunks. I should at least cover my chest.'
Thalia smirked before noticing Percy's toned abs. 'Gods above, he's certainly eye candy for someone...especially with Annabeth.' She then lost her smile and pictured her and Percy hanging out. "Hey Percy."
"Yes?"
"How are you and Annabeth? Still hanging out?" she asked while trying not to sound angry.
"Oh, well we've been doing pretty good lately, real good too."
"How good?" She asked again while clenching her left hand tight.
"Well, we watch out for each other and that kinda stuff."
'Damn her!' "Oh that's it? No going out on outings?"
"Besides trips to the library, nothing real special like that."
"So you two aren't dating?"
"D-Dating?!" He blushed. "What the heck Thalia?! We're just hanging out not dating!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes!"
She smirked in her head. "Then you won't mind if I help you get ready for an outing with her?" 'And ruining it along the way.'
Percy was flabbergasted at that remark. "Wait, you want me and Annabeth to date?"
"Maybe maybe not." She shrugged. "But it's my job to make my baby cuz happy." 'With me.'
"First off, I'm not a baby. Second, I'm not interested in her like that."
Thalia blinked in surprise at this while jumping for joy in her head. "Really? But I thought you and Annabeth would be hitched by now."
"And what made you think that? Because we're always on some quest together? That's like if I thought you were a lesbian while with the hunters. Wait, are you?"
"NO!" She yelled while a tree got hit by a bolt of lightning and turned into charred ash.
"See? Now you get why I don't like someone jumping the gun and assuming me and Annabeth are together."
"..." she looked away. "Damn you and your crazy logic."
He smirked while idly looking her over again. 'Although, I wouldn't be surprised if she caught some girl's eye like some of the guys around here.'
'Ugh that ugh! That infuriates me but….that's Percy.' She thought before a fawn walked over to them and laid onto her lap.
"Didn't see that coming." remarked Percy with surprise.
"Same here." She said with equal surprise as the fawn looked at her before nudging her shoulder. "What is it?"
The fawn continued to nudge her shoulder while looking at her with cute eyes.
"I think it wants you to pet it."
Thalia blinked before petting the fawn's head as it calmed down and laid its head on her lap. 'Cute, but I was hoping I could give Percy a few more hints.'
Percy chuckled seeing this while picturing her as a Disney princess.
"What?"
"Oh nothing but you kind of….remind me of Snow White."
"..."
"Well I know you aren't but with the fawn you kind of look like her."
"You are a seaweed brain."
"And you sound just like Annabeth."
She lost her smile and growled in her head. 'Comparing me to her of all people! Oh I'm going to enjoy shocking you in the ass later!'
The fawn looked at Percy while cocking its head and got up before head butting his gut.
"Gah! What the hell!" he groaned looking at the animal.
The fawn just looked at him innocently before head butting him again.
"Gah!"
Thalia snickered at this before getting head butted in the gut as well. "Ow! What did I do to you!"
The fawn just looked at her before head butting her, then Percy, her again, then Percy twice, and then Thalia once more before laying down and resting on the grass.
"What the heck is with this fawn?!" yelled Percy with a wince. 'Is this one of the gods in disguise who just wants to fuck with us?'
"I don't know but it's not normal." 'Is it a nymph or dryad? No they can't be animals.'
"Wanna just go somewhere else?"
"Sure." She said while getting up. "Maybe back to your cabin?"
"Or we can just see if we can get swim near the beach?"
"I told you I don't have a swimsuit."
"So? You don't have to join in, but personally it's fine if you get your clothes wet."
"So you want to see me wet is that it?" She smirked.
"What? N-Not like that!" he blushed bright red and turned away. 'Don't think about it don't think about it!'
"Well I don't mind. Plus it might be a good idea especially when I don't wear a bra." 'Which I'm only doing today for you Percy.'
He blushed while thinking of Thalia, wet and showing her nipples. "U-Um...sure..if you want."
She smiled while grabbing his hand and headed towards the beach. All the while the fawn looked on before changing into a sea gull and flew after them.
(At beach)
SPLASH!
"Ah! Percy!"
"What? You wanted to be wet." Percy snickered before Thalia ran into the water and splashed him. "Woah there! Someone's got a hot temper."
"Hey I'm a child of Zeus, I'm above having a temper." She smirked before splashing again.
"Oh yeah?" he grinned before willing the water and splashing her bigger. "How's that then oh mighty and powerful Thalia?"
"Hey no need to get a sore attitude lord seabutt." She laughed while splashing him again.
He got an idea and dove under the water and out of her sight.
"Percy? Where the hades did you go?" She yelled while looking around her.
It was silent with him nowhere in sight.
"Percy?" She called out with concern. 'What happened? Did….oh no. A monster got him!' "Percy! Where are you?!"
That's when she felt a sudden tug underneath her which started making her go moving around the water.
"Ah!" She cried out while covering her body. 'What the hades!?'
That's when she felt something pull down her pants and panties.
She then felt a draft as her crotch and ass was show to the world. "A-A-AYI!" She screamed before shocking the water with electricity.
"WAH!" cried Percy coming out with her clothes in his hands. "YEOW!"
"PERCY! WHAT THE HADES YOU LITTLE FUCK HEAD?!"
"I was just trying to prank you and you try to shock me to hades!"
She growled while blushing red. "Y-You!" She started to cry while shocking the water again. "YOU BASTARD!"
"AHHHH!" He cried out in pain before falling into the water.
"That was pushing it! And here I thought you were attacked!" She growled while still crying. "I was fucking worried and you did...THIS! You sick little asshole!"
"Woah woah woah there! It was just a joke. Besides, don't tell me you wouldn't do the same thing to me if you had the chance or idea."
She blushed while looking away. "But you did it to me in the water, I just….thought something happened like you died."
"Thalia, do you really think something could even get in? The trees still in place and we both can handle ourselves in a fight."
"I know but….I can't help it. I don't want to see you hurt in any way. Like falling Hera statues or drowning." she replied while looking crestfallen.
"Um I can't drown you know, plus while I find that nice, your kind of forgetting I saved the world."
"So did I! And even saved you more than once."
"Ok ok, no need to get mad."
"I'm not mad….I'm just frustrated that you would do something like this."
"Well I'm sorry."
She glared at him before sighing. "It's fine but never do that ever again."
"Same to you with shocking me."
"..." she moved over to him before pulling down his pants and boxers. "We are even." '...wow.'
Percy blushed while quickly covering his groin. "Alright, so happy now?"
"Maybe." She smirked. "Maybe not."
"Ka ka ka!" Went a seagull that flew towards them and pecked their faces.
"OW!"
"That hurts!"
"Ka ka!" It cawed out before lightning hit it.
"Damn bird." Thalia said before seeing the bird change into….oh crap. "L-Lady Artemis?!"
"Ugh…." she groaned while getting up.
'Artemis!?' thought Percy going pale.
"That hurt." She groaned while shaking her head. "Thalia, what was that for?"
"L-Lady Artemis! I-I didn't know it was you I swear!"
"Save it. It's fine since you didn't know I can change my form into any wildlife. That and seeing Perseus getting headbutted also contributed to my good nature right now."
"Wait, that was you?"
"Yes."
"And you did that to me as well?!" Thalia said with wide eyes.
"To create a more authentic fawn."
'Oh shit.' they both thought trying to keep their groins covered.
"But I see you are breaking your oath, I'm disappointed in you Thalia." she frowned at the girl. "But I can get why you wanted to come here in the first place."
"L-Lady Artemis! I-I didn't come here for...this!" She blushed while Percy was completely confused.
"Oh really? Then why?"
"It was because I wanted to…." she blushed. "Lady Artemis is this really a good time-"
"I could break the oath you made with me and turn both of you into mole rats."
"Wait! Please don't."
"Then why did you ask me to bring the hunters here?"
"...because I'm jelly of Percy and Annabeth."
"...really? Jelly?" spoke up Percy.
"Shut up!" She blushed.
"And why is that?"
"...because I….I….IlikePercyJackson!"
"Say what?"
"...I like you Percy." she blushed. "Like….rock and roll mixed with heavy metal."
"So you have broken the oath."
"I know but I told you this lady Artemis. And….I'm sorry for betraying you." She said while bowing.
"You should be. I do not force you and the others to stay in the hunt, but if you had simply told me instead of keeping it from me, I wouldn't be as mad."
"I know but I told you before and….it was just me not knowing if it's real feelings or not. But if you want to change me into a mole rat, it's fine just don't hurt Percy."
"Um, Artemis?" spoke Percy.
"Yes Perseus." She asked with a frown.
"Look I can see why you're upset, but the girls became part of the hunt on their choice. I mean, I'm not telling you what to do, but what sort of picture is that making if you punish any girl who wants out and live their life differently?"
"I know that, but if I let all my hunters off the hook then they will keep doing it over and over again."
"Still, can't you make an exception?"
"And why should I?"
Percy thought about it before smirking. "Well once you think about it I did save you from Atlas and I didn't ask for anything in return that day, so I'm just going off on a tangin and saying that you still owe me a favor."
"You're going to try and weasel a favor out of me when I can easily turn you into a gerbil?" she raised an eyebrow.
"Um yes?" He gulped. 'Maybe this was a bad idea?'
She thought it over and sighed. "Fine, but just this once. If I heard any begging for my help without anything in return late in life, I'm going to ignore it."
"Yes Artemis."
"Now what is this favor?"
"Can you let Thalia stay in the hunt and forget about her love thing? I mean we didn't start anything."
"That I can't do. It's the law."
"Can't you just change it or bend it slightly?"
"Out of the question."
"Then what should I ask for?! For Thalia to be mortal or me being part of the hunt?!"
"Mmm….the last one might work."
"Wait...what?"
"It's not a common thing but males can become hunters. However only two people became hunters and one of them was….Orion."
"Really?"
"Yes, but you already know what happened to him so that's why it's very rare and seldom for any other male to fit the part."
'Right the whole killing every animal thing.' "So you can do that?"
"If you don't lust over anyone and keep it clean unless I say otherwise, then yes." she replied. "But that also means becoming immortal, just like the others. And if you try to back out then the deal is null and void."
"..." he looked at Thalia and saw she was looking at him with concern and hope. "Well….if it's for pine cone head, then yes. I'll do it Artemis."
"Alright, then I'll allow it. But remember, even one fault and you'll be food for my wolves."
He gulped. "Y-Yes."
"Just say the oath and I'll give you immortality."
"Fine. I pledge myself to the Goddess Artemis. I turn my back on the company of….men, accept eternal….maidenhood, and join the Hunt." He said while getting flustered by a few parts. That's when he felt a rush of energy surging through him.
"Welcome to the hunt, now if you two are wanting to indulge tell me now before I go."
Both blushed while looking red.
"Um, well maybe." Thalia stuttered. "If it's ok with you lady Artemis?"
"It's fine."
She nodded before looking at Percy and jumped him. "Hope you like this seaweed head!"
"Well I better go see the others, just don't get too carried away." Artemis said before turning into a seagull and flew towards the camp.
"E-Easy Thalia!" he spoke up while catching her with a blush. "I mean, this is a lot to take in. Besides, I don't even know WHY you like me. Or why I find it hot that my cousin is into that."
"I like you because of you." She grinned. "It just appealed to me, plus I feel that cock against my ass cheeks."
He gulped since he did get a boner after taking her pants and panties off. "W-Well, I mean, are you sure? I mean this is incest, which our family as practiced, but I wanna make sure you're fine with that."
"I am." She smiled. "I don't mind taking my adorable cuz's cherry. Plus it's been on my mind for a week now."
"Oh yeah? Well you got me all horny from seeing you in those wet clothes, so let's fix that." he smirked while grabbing her ass and squeezing it while moving them back to the shore.
"Mmm, yes keep that up." She moaned while she moved her hands around his ass. "While I touch that firm ass of yours."
Percy smirked and sat on the shore while caressing her ass and moved his head to her chest and started rubbing it against her wet clothes. "Gods you really have a nice chest."
"Thanks, oh and here's a secret. I'm a D cup but I use bandages to make them a C." He said with a wink while squeezing the ass.
"Why? Scared guys would really stare?" he teased while giving her bare ass a tighter squeeze.
"Ah! No I just didn't want you to have a nosebleed when we met." She moaned before rubbing his ass.
"Well at the time we were caught up with other stuff, remember?"
"I know but I thought you were annoying back then, even if you still are." She teased.
Percy frowned at that before getting an idea as he willed the water to pour into her anus.
"WAH!" she cried out in surprise while gripping him harder. "W-What are you doing!"
"Oh just seeing how much water you can take before you beg for my cock." He grinned before getting shocked.
"Two can play Percy." she smirked while just giving him a light zap while feeling the water pour into her and tried rubbing her ass against his cock.
'She's really doing well.' He thought while feeling the voltage making his cock grow. 'But I can do better.' he then willed more water into her while doing the same with her pussy.
"Ah!" she jumped with wide eyes. "C-Cold!"
"And holding a lot of water in." He smirked while feeling her stomach budge. "So ready for my cock yet?"
"N-Not yet!" She moaned while increasing the voltage levels.
Percy gritted his teeth while he started making the water swirl around inside her while moving his hands up and under her wet shirt before grabbing her breasts.
"Ah! P-Percy!" She cried out while feeling really horny and inflated.
"Y-You ready?" He groaned while his cock got bigger.
"Y-Yeah, just get it out before I explode like a balloon."
"Are you sure? You look like a cute balloon." He teased.
"J-Just do it!" She cried out as the water rushed out of her anus and pussy. "AHHH~!"
Percy smiled and laid her on her side on the sand and got her leg over his shoulder while rubbing his dick against her pussy. "Is this what you want?"
"Yes." She moaned. "I want that inside me Percy."
"Then beg for it."
Thalia groaned while looking at Percy and moaned. "Percy, fuck me I beg you. Fuck my virgin pussy!"
"Good girl." he pulled back a little and started to push against the folds which made Thalia moan and gasp.
"Ah! It's...huge." 'Like a horse!'
Percy grunted while pushing in more as mild electric shock hit him. 'Gods that's….kind of nice- wait am I getting turned on by lightning!? Gods….that's kind of hot.'
"Come on seaweed head, go in deeper!"
"Alright pine cone head." He said before pushing his cock deeper and deeper before feeling something break and his body getting shocked like he just put his cock into an electric eel. "Gah!"
"SHIT MOTHER ZEUS FUCKING SHIT MONKEY HADES!" she cried out with wide eyes while Percy tried to keep himself from passing out.
After a second of electric shock, it vanished while Thalia panted heavily.
"Ow….that hurts….so much."
"Same." groaned Percy with his hair standing up.
"Sorry but I didn't expect your horse cock to hit my hymen that fast." She blushed. "But it does feel snug down there."
"I think that shock made my dick go numb." he joked.
"But it's stuck in my womb." She teased back. "But I don't want a dick for a son or daughter."
'That was bad.'
"Percy, just give me a minute." She groaned.
"I'm not rushing you."
"I know...you're too cute to do that to your queen."
"Oh so you think your a queen now? Well that makes me your king."
"Don't go ahead of yourself. You still have to fuck me before I call you that seacock."
"Well when you give me the go ahead, I will."
Thalia nodded before getting an idea and grabbed him before putting his head against her chest. "I'm ready to be fucked."
'You asked for it.' he thought pulling back with the tip in and slammed full mass inside.
"Ah! P-Percy this cock is so good!" She cried while hugging tighter and tighter with each thrust he made. "You're like a natural horse with this thing!"
"Ah thanks Thalia, but your pussy is way too tight!"
"All the better to keep you hooked to my pussy." she grinned before moaning while Percy began kneading her breasts with each thrust.
"You are so horny that you don't mind to be groped." He smirked while squeezed the breasts hard. "I like that about you Thalia."
"Well I like how hard your dick is, it's almost like you like it when I give you a little zap."
Percy blushed before squeezing her nipples as he felt his body getting zapped again. 'Ironic cause this would kill me in the water.'
'He is so cute when shocked.' She thought while moaning loudly as she felt the cock thrusting deep into her body. "Ah~!"
"How's it feel to know your own cousin is fucking you where anyone can see us?"
"G-Great! I love it and I love you Percy Jackson!"
'I hope Aphrodite isn't hearing all of this.' he thought while he gave her nipples a pinch.
"Ah! Percy!" She cried out while feeling her body spasm. "More I want more of that horse cock!"
He groaned while thrusting harder and faster as the voltage increased even more. "You want it? Then tell me who I am!"
"You are my king!" She cried out with pleasure. "My horse cock king for this slutty queen!"
Percy thrusted harder and harder as his cock started to twitch. "I'm gonna blow any second!"
"Then cum into me!" She cried out. "Knock me up and make me a slutty animal!"
Percy groaned as he thrusted into her pussy as he felt his sperm pouring out. "Take it all in!"
"Yes! Pour it into me!" She cried out with pleasure while kissing Percy's lips and used her tongue.
He wrestled it with his own while pinching and tugging on her nipples at the same time.
After a while of this Percy felt exhausted as Thalia felt like she was inflated again.
"Ah….you're a sex god~"
"Well….I helped loosen your ass up….so I'm gonna go ahead and take it too." he panted.
"Then go ahead. Take my asshole." She smirked arrogantly. "If you can fit in it that is."
He grinned and moved back up before jamming his cock all the way in with him and Thalia groaning. "Damn! Even after getting washed it's tighter than hades!"
"That's true, he is tight." She giggled cutely as she felt seawater flowing into her pussy. "Ah!"
"I'm going to make you so bloated that you have to be carried for a week!" He grunted while thrusting deep into the anus. 'Did she get even tighter when I made the water flow into her?!'
"Oh gods! It's so good!"
"I know my slutty cuz! And I'm going to give you all my love!"
'Oh yes! More sperm and cock!' She cried in her mind. 'I don't even care if I sound like a slut!'
"How does it feel being a balloon of sluttyness?"
"G-Great! Don't let up just fuck my holes you handsome stud!"
His hips moved faster while he moved down and started sucking on her nipples hard.
"Ah! Percy! I'm ah I'm about to cum!"
He nipped her nipple while causing the water to clog her pussy. 'Not until I say so.'
"A-Ah! Hey! What are you doing?" She moaned out.
"I'm just keeping you from cumming until I'm satisfied with your sexy tits." He said before sucking on both nipples hard. He slammed his dick in deeper while Thalia moaned and squirmed under him.
"Percy it's so….good~! Keep making my pussy bigger and bloated!" She cried out while feeling so happy and horny.
Percy groaned while feeling his cock twitching again before deciding to stop it before he came into her anus. 'Gah! That's an odd thing I just did but I'm going to cum with her.'
"Give me everything!"
"Are you sure?"
"YES! GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR SPERM!"
"Then you got it!" He cried out while willing the water and cock to release themselves.
"OH YES! I FEEL SO ALIVE!" she cried out while her ass was filled with fresh sperm.
As this happened both started to feel exhausted and tired at the same time. They then fell onto each other and panted heavily.
"Gods….I'm so tired."
"Me too." Thalia said while feeling sperm flowing from her ass. "But I loved every minute of it~"
"Well when we get more energy we can go at it again pinecone head."
She smiled. "Ok seaweed head."
But unbeknownst to them some beings were watching the events unfold.
-Olympus, throne room-
The gods and goddesses of the Greek world were wided eyed and slack jawed at the scene they just watched.
"Oh my." smiled Aphrodite. "I should have seen this coming."
"Um what?!" Athena said in shock and with a nosebleed. "How is this...possible?!"
"I blame Ares." Hermes sighed.
"I wasn't even there airhead!"
"But you did suggest looking at Percy so it's mostly your fault."
"Wow, who knew my sister could be this merciful." chuckled Apollo.
"And willing to let them have sex." Hera frowned. "Not that I mind, but it should have been after they had a date."
"And that's what I said." Hestia said while her flames were bright pink.
'Good work Percy.' thought Poseidon with pride.
"Ah...Ah…" Zeus stuttered in shock before fainting.
"If I knew it would take something like this to shut him up I would have suggested Nico date her." laughed Hades.
"That might be cutting it." Aphrodite said. "I mean he's already seeing Clarisse and they just did the deed two seconds ago."
"Ha! Hear that Ares?" laughed Hades slapping his knees. "Sounds like my boy has more moves then your daughter."
"..."
"And they fucked in a tomb while calling you a blow heart and a cop out." Aphrodite said pointing to Hades. "Among other things."
He growled while Ares let out his own laugh.
"But they also called you gay for each other." She said while backing way. "So that's kind if nice."
They glared at her while starting to chase her.
"I've had guys chase me but this is insane!"
"Get back here!"
"And face my blade!"
"AHHH!" She screamed while the screen went black. 'At least I didn't tell anyone that Thalia just got pregnant. That would have been MUCH worse!'