Crazy trouble with love part 4

Kin and Shikamaru

Series: Naruto

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-Forest of Death-

Dosu jumped from tree to tree carrying Zaku and Kin while horrified at what he just saw.

A very sadistic Uchiha with a curse mark covering his face and a dark aura around him. Oh and he just broke some bones and nearly killed Kin. And right now he was thankful for not dying.

'Orochimaru-sama never said the Uchiha had a curse mark, we could have died back there.' He thought while setting the two on a tree branch. 'I just hope this spot is safe, especially if it means getting a chance to get out of this forest.'

What he didn't know was that Ino and her team were trailing them after they left. And they were drawing close behind him.

'Ok, just stay calm and you won't get killed.' He mentally calmed down while not noticing a black snake like thing coming up near his shadow. 'It's not like anyone followed me-' he then froze up. 'W-What the?! Why can't I move?'

"Capture success." Spoke Shikamaru while his team appeared behind him on a tree branch. "Thought you can just leave without explaining your motives?"

"Y-You!" he spoke with a wide eye. 'I thought they stayed behind! Dammit!'

"Ino, grab the other teammates. Choji, make sure we aren't followed as well."

They nodded and moved to keep the other two were tied up while Choji looked around and gave a thumbs up.

"Now you better explain why you attacked us." 'What a drag, but it's better than letting them run wild.'

"Fuck you." spat Zaku with a smirk. "Even with my arms broken I can take you on."

"Yeah, but you never saw a ticked off woman before." He said as Ino kicked him in the face.

"Ow! Bitch!"

She kicked harder hearing that while everyone heard a nose cracking.

Kin winced while growing nervous since without Dosu and Zaku in condition she had no real easy chance to get out of this without getting banged up herself.

"So care to explain or should I ask Choji to flatten you?" He said pointing to his friend.

They paled.

"Or have Ino here do some makeovers?" he pointed to the girl who looked pleased hearing that.

"A-A-Ah! Ok ok!" Kin cried out. "We'll tell you everything just don't kill us!"

"Shut it Kin! Don't breath a word!" spoke Dosu with a frown.

"Sorry but I want to live!" She yelled. "We were sent by Orochimaru to infiltrate the chuunin exams and find useful data on the village. This isn't the big thing."

"And what is?" Asked Ino while readying a punch to the face.

"I-Its for a mass invasion against Konoha with Suna being allied as well!"

Their eyes widened while Dosu growled and tried straining against the shadow.

"That's all we know! Just don't kill us please!" Kin cried out with a gulp. 'I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to die I'm going to di-'

"Kin you bitch! If I could move my hands I'd strangle!" growled Zaku struggling in the rope. Only to get kicked in the face so hard he was knocked out.

"Stupid bastard." Muttered Ino.

"What do we do about him?" Choji asked pointing to Dosu.

"I'll deal with it." Shikamaru said before saying. "Shadow-Neck Binding Technique."

Dosu's eyes widened as the shadows started to form a hand as it moved towards his neck. "W-What are you doing?!"

"Just strangling you." He said before the hand started choking him tight.

"Gah!" he choked out while trying to break away, but he was frozen in place. Just then he started to lose oxygen before his eyes rolled back and his head cocked to one side.

Ino and Choji paled while looking sick with Shikamaru dropping the technique as Dosu fell off the branch and he rubbed his head.

"I was hoping I didn't have to do that, what a drag." he muttered while the other two were horrified.

"D-Did you just….kill him?!" Ino stuttered in shock and horror.

"...yes."

That got Ino to puke over the side while Choji held his stomach.

"I did what just felt had to be done." he sighed while looking at the other two. "Even if we let these two go they've already lost now that we found out about this."

"P-Please d-d-don't kill me." Kin stuttered while feeling sick and ready to shit herself. "I-I'll d-do anything!"

Zaku growled and tried standing up even bounded and lunged at Shikamaru. "You fucking bastard!"

SLISH!

Zaku felt his neck losing blood while seeing that the blond got up and slit his neck with a kunai. "You...fuckers." he got out before falling on his face while groaning and with Kin on his back freaking out even more.

'I'M GOING TO DIE I'M GOING TO DIE I'M GOING TO DIE I'M GOING TO DIE!' She mentally screamed.

Choji covered his mouth while Ino dropped the kunai and had to lean on the tree.

"Oh….god…." she said in shock before feeling sick and puked on the branch.

"AAAAHHH!" Screamed Kin before fainting.

"I think I'm gonna be sick." groaned Choji.

"It's how a shinobi works." Shikamaru said while feeling queasy inside. 'Even if it makes me sick.'

After some time to calm down they turned their attention to Kin.

"What should we do with her?" Asked Ino while wiping the puke from her face.

"Should we leave her here?" asked Choji.

"...I think we should bring her." Shikamaru said. "She must have other bits of information plus she might be killed by this Orochimaru person if we just leave her here."

"But what if she tries something?"

"Then I'll take full responsibility and kill her myself." He said coldly.

The other two shivered at the blunt response while he moved over and picked her up before jumping to the next branch with them following.

(Later)

Kin groaned while feeling like she just woke up from a bad nightmare. 'Ugh….what was that dream?'

"Looks like you're awake."

Her eyes widened as she saw Shikamaru right next to her. "A-A-A-A-"

"Don't scream, it's a real drag on the ears."

She gulped and panicked. "W-What are you doing here?! A-Are you trying to finish the job and kill me?!"

"No, we brought you in case you had more info."

She gulped. "B-But you, and the shadow, and…" she shivered. "You killed them!"

"Because they didn't want to cooperate." He said sternly. "But you're safe right now."

"Where?"

"The hospital. You kind of went into a coma for a few hours."

Kin went wide eyed hearing that.

"Don't worry though, you'll survive."

"W-Why should I trust you?! You killed my team and you want me to trust you!?" She panicked.

"No not really, really you could hate me for all I care." he shrugged.

"...you're fucking odd!" 'How laid back is he?!'

"Heard that one before." he shrugged while the hokage and two anbu walked into the room.

Kin gulped seeing the leader while looking at the anbu. 'Shit!'

"Hello young lady, I assume you've been told what happened after you left the forest, right?"

"Y-Yes." She gulped. "I have."

"Well while you're awake we'd like to ask you a few questions. Like what you mentioned to Shikamaru's team regarding an invasion?"

"Yes, these is an invasion that will occur during the finals with Otogakure and Suna attacking together."

"And you mentioned Orochimaru, correct?"

"He's...the Otokage. And he's going to strike...but…" she gulped. "But he did something none of us expected."

"And that would be?"

"He gave the Uchiha a curse mark."

"Curse mark?"

"Yes, but only the jonin and apprentices have them. And we were only trying to get information on him not get killed by a psycho!"

"Do you know how he will strike or how many will be there?"

"He will strike by genjutsu and the entire ninja forces from both nations. But I don't know anything else, I'm just a spy ok and I just want to live!" She cried out while shaking in fear.

"Easy there, take it easy. This information is well usable. Now you'll be staying here until you're discharged under my orders, but rest assured, your info will help lower any sentence or punishment I see fit. But until then, you will be monitored by Shikamaru here."

Kin gulped seeing the boy and sweated. 'AAAHHH!' "C-Can't you send someone else….that's not a murderer?"

"Don't worry, you'll be safe and sound." he reassured before he and the anbu left.

She gulped while putting the sheets over her face.

"For a spy you sure seem gutless." remarked Shikamaru while leaning back in his chair.

"I-It's my first time….and I'm not gutless I'm just…..scared shitless." She gulped while shaking.

"That's putting it mildly." he rolled his eyes. 'This is gonna be a bigger drag than before.'

Kin peeked up before going under the sheets. 'AAAHHH!'

(Later that week)

Shikamaru was napping in the room while Kin stared at the ceiling.

'645, 646, 647, 648, 649, 650, 651….' she thought while counting the tiles. She glanced at Shikamaru's body and pondered on making a run for it. 'Maybe I should convince him on opening the window...no he would just use his shadow on me….and fucking kill me!' She panicked in her mind while remembering the deaths by his hand. 'That cold tone is like Orochimaru-sama's all over again!'

Shikamaru slowly woke up and yawned before seeing Kin under the covers shaking….again. 'I swear this is more a drag then seeing girls fawn over Sasuke.' "Are you going to do this every time I wake up?"

"J-Just don't talk to me….killer."

"Can you stop that it's getting old fast."

"..."

"I swear why'd you even become a shinobi if you were so weak around death?"

"It's not my fault! I'm just weak ok!" She admitted. "I'm weak as fuck…"

"That's putting it mildly."

She glared. "And you are a fucking killer! Ok! You're a killer with stupid hair!" She then gulped seeing him looking her dead in the eyes.

"Wow you actually said something else. Also this is a natural thing for my clan." he replied boredly.

"...what's wrong with you!? You act like a hippy!"

"No, I just don't get worked up cause it's a lot of work and a drag. You ever seen stress lines? Those can come back to haunt you later on in life."

"I-I don't have stress lines!" She blushed while touching her cheeks.

"If you keep acting like that you will."

She glared before huffing and looked away. "Same goes to you and that attitude mister I love killing."

He groaned. "For the last and final time, I don't like killing. Were you even awake during the stuff that crazy woman said before we went into the forest?"

"I was busy trying to keep the Uchiha in my sights. That and Zaku was talking to me during that talk."

"About what?"

"Her tits."

"Sounds about right." he replied. "But if you listened more you would have learned it was live or die in there, and you sure didn't seem against the idea of killing someone when we found your team fighting Sakura."

"You mean the bitch? She deserved being killed off for making us kunoichi a laughing stock."

"So you're fine with her dying, but are a weak willed girl when you actually see someone get killed? Even though you yourself were about to kill her?"

"...it was an act ok. I just don't have the stomach to kill. Incapacitate yes but not kill." She said looking down at her arms. "And I'm weak so….just laugh at me like my team does, I just don't care anymore."

"Who said I was gonna laugh?"

"Well my team always laughs at my weaknesses and since you killed them well...I thought you would."

He sighed and rubbed his nose. "No, I'm not like them. And if you can't handle death, have you ever considered just being a civilian?"

"No. I don't want to be weak, my parents were weak and died weak. I just want to be strong so I can make them proud in the afterlife…..but that might not happen given that I'm weak as hell."

"And a drag too." he remarked.

"Hey!" She frowned. "I'm not a drag, that's your job!"

"I've dealt with a mom and other girls so I know this is a drag." he yawned. "Besides, if you don't wanna be weak but you can't handle death, what does that tell you?"

"...that I had a bad teacher?"

"No it shows you're nothing but weak because you don't have a motive." he replied while using a hand to prop his head up. "You need to find one if you wanna find answers."

Kin was silent at this while considering his words.

"Now if you excuse me I'm getting-"

"I have a goal." She interrupted. "To….serve you."

"...huh?"

"You heard. I want to serve you, that's the goal I want to fulfill." She said while looking at him with a confident air around her.

"Again, huh?"

"I said I want to serve you forever. That's my goal in life now."

"..." he leaned back in the chair and closed his eyes. 'What a drag.'

"So please, let me be your servant." She said while putting her hands together. "Please I promise to never hurt you or anyone else if you let me be a servant."

"Zzzzzzz."

She frowned before taking a pillow and chucked it at the boy. "Wake up!"

"Zzz-wha? What is it?" he frowned waking up.

"Just tell me if you will be my master or not, and no sleeping until you answer me!"

"Fine just don't do that when I'm sleeping." he frowned. "You wanna serve me then tell the hokage when he gets back and see what he says."

"Yes….master-sama." She bowed.

"It's Shikamaru."

"Yes….Shikamaru-sama."

'This is gonna be a huge drag when my mom hears.'