Crazy trouble with love part 4

Female Neji and Naruto

Series: Naruto

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-Konoha-

It was a great day in the village as people tried to make a living and the like….even if some had worse luck than others.

'How'd I get lost again?' thought Naruto walking down the hall in the Hyuga household. 'It's not that big of a house.'

Yep, Naruto Uzumaki the leaf nin, is lost. But that's because he's never been lost in his life but being his this unfamiliar place can change all that on a whim. Sure he could use shadow clones to help, but he just got back from his training trip and he wanted some time to relax. However his luck went south when he made a wrong turn and somehow got into the Hyuga household, but to be fair no one ever told him about the crossroad with the construction team on one end.

'Wonder if Hinata's around, I can say hi.' He thought while turning a corner.

"Let's see….no. This one's not stylish enough. Maybe this one….no no that makes me look fat. Mmmm…." Spoke a familiar voice that sounded higher than normal.

Naruto blinked and turned near a door. 'Was that...Neji? He sounds a little different, maybe his voice changed while I was away.' As he got near the door he peeked through the edge and saw Neji wearing a schoolgirl uniform.

"Then again this does feel comfortable, especially my ass."

Naruto's eyes widened in shock. 'W-What the hell?! Neji's a crossdresser?'

"But maybe a different outfit." He said before taking the clothes off and replacing it with a kimono. "...this is just restricting, how can anyone wear these?"

Naruto rubbed his eyes and looked again. 'This isn't a dream, I'm really seeing this.'

Neji looked at himself before changing into a magical girl outfit. "This is for Hanabi's idea of a outfit. But it does feel right."

'Ok calm down, everyone's into different stuff, but...since when did Neji start liking this? Was I really gone THAT long?' He thought before seeing Neji changing into a chinese dress.

"It's fine but more Tenten's style, maybe I'll give this to her for her birthday?"

'Should I keep watching? I mean he seems to be having fun to himself, but a quick hi couldn't hurt, right?'

"Maybe this one?" He said while wearing….Naruto's clothes?! "Mmmm….it's fine with me but it does feel baggy." 'And it smells nice too.'

'Where'd he get that?!'

"I wonder if he's back yet? I mean he did change my life so I feel indicted to at least say hi to him." He mused. "Maybe get him some ramen?"

Naruto shook his head. 'Sounds good to me, but should I leave or knock?'

Neji sighed. "But maybe I should try something else?" And with that he started to change but something caught Naruto's eyes at this point. His chest area was covered in multiple layers of bandages and his butt looked kind of bigger then the last time they met. 'So many clothes but which one for today?'

'Did he get hurt? And has he been stuffing himself?' thought Naruto rubbing his head. 'This is a lot to take in.'

Neji then did something unexpected, he started to take off the bandages and when they came off he had…..wow! A D cup chest! "Much better, that was really cutting my breathing in half."

"N-NANI?!"

Neji jumped before throwing a kunai at the door and hit Naruto in the leg. "W-WHO'S THERE?!"

"AHH!" he cried out while the door opened and he held his leg. "Oh kami that hurts!"

"N-Naruto?! W-What the hell are you doing here?!"

"I-I came back from my trip and got lost." he hissed while yanking the kunai out. "Gah!"

"And you came here because?" Neji asked while covering the chest. 'Oh kami! H-He saw me!'

"I was gonna say hi to Hinata, but then I heard you and…." he trailed off looking away with a blush.

"You….saw it all?" Neji gulped.

He nodded.

"...oh kami!" She blushed red.

"So….you were a girl? As in, this whole time?" he asked while using some gauze he had to tie up the wound.

"Yes." She blushed. "But I didn't want anyone outside the family to know so I used bandages and acted like a tomboy to mask my gender."

'Oh man if pervy-sage was here he'd be having a field day!' He thought while picturing it in his head.

"But Naruto you must know I can't let you out of this household." She said while activating her Byakugan. "So either run and make me remind you my abilities or stay and help me out with some clothes, your choice."

"Huh? Why?" he asked in surprise. "I'm not gonna tell anyone!"

"Because you use your sexy no jutsu a lot. That and the only person outside the family who knows my secret is currently you so that's why."

"Wait, not even Hinata knows?"

"She knows but she's not going to tell. Especially after I took her panties and put them in your room last week." She said bluntly.

"Wait you what?!"

"I put some of Hinata's panties in your room, and yes I got a spare key but only because I confiscated it from Hinata." 'How she had it and not me is completely confusing.'

He blushed and shook his head. "Wait, so you're gonna try and keep me here after I just got back from my training trip?"

"Yes. Plus it's a good chance to talk." She smirked before grabbing an eggplant suit. "Now get in here."

"Not gonna happen." he replied before he turned and sprinted off.

Neji sighed while knowing that with his luck he would find his way back.

(Two seconds later)

"Welcome back." Neji said while seeing Naruto running back into her room. "How was the jog?"

"What the-how is that even possible?!"

"The house has seals that make non Hyuga's lost unless a Branch or Main house member wills it."

"Aw come on!"

Neji smirked while holding a bunny girl suit. "Time to get dress Naruto." 'He he he.'

(One dressing later)

"Perfect, and it suits you."

'No it doesn't.' he thought with an eye twitch.

"But it needs something." She mused before grinning as she slapped his ass. "I got it! You need to say pyon." 'That's as a little too toward...I think?'

"No way." he frowned crossing his arms.

"Are you sure? Because if you don't do everything I say you will never be able to leave." She frowned. "And I know you can't survive without ramen, speaking of which, want me to cook that for you later?"

"You can cook?"

"Better the Hinata, and I don't burn the house down."

'Hmmm, I could go for some, and I can get the drop on her later, so I'll let her think she's won.' "Alright, fine."

"Ok now say pyon."

"Pyon." he frowned.

Neji smiled while feeling happy. "Say it again."

"Pyon."

'So cute.' "Now keep it up for an hour."

"What? Why?"

"Because I like hearing you, that and I haven't heard you in three years."

"I mean why have me sound like a rabbit if that's the case?"

"You're wearing my bunny girl suit, which means you have to say pyon." she frowned. "Now keep it up."

"Pyon."

'Too cute!'

(An hour later)

"Pyon."

"Once more."

"Pyon."

"Again."

"Pyon." he spoke while he was hoping this would end already.

"Mmmm…..now." She pulled out one of Hinata's outfits. "Get in here and act like Hinata." 'This is going to be good.'

"No." he frowned. "I'm pretty sure it's been more than an hour already."

She sighed. "Fine, you don't have to get into this outfit. But you have to wait here until I get back from the kitchen."

"Fine."

Neji walked towards the door and opened it before closing it behind her.

'I'm getting out of here!' he thought taking the outfit out while putting his normal one on. 'And this time, I'LL be getting the drop on her when she comes back.'

As he looked around he noticed something in the closet, yes clothes, but also his old uniform as well. And it was in mint condition.

'Huh? Why is this in Neji's closet?' he thought taking it out. 'Wait, she has a key, meaning did she break in and take this? Ok is this really the same Neji I fought with?'

As he looked it over he noticed that some of the cloth was patched up and on one side, given a Hyuga symbol. 'Alright not so bad and it seems clean, but why would she even bother?' He then saw something else, a small heart on the sleeve. 'And what's with this?'

"Naruto, I'm back." She called out while walking in with a bowl of ramen and some soba noodles in the other. "Did you miss m….why are you looking at my treasure?" 'AHH!'

Naruto jumped and put it back in. 'Shit, I waited too long.' "Um, nothing."

"Oh." She chuckled nervously. "Then that's good." 'Ah! He saw it….please tell me he didn't find the secret hair compartment in the heart?!'

It was silent as both of them looked away from the other.

"So...I got you some homemade ramen." Neji chuckled. "Fresh from the pot and filled with your favorite toppings."

"Really?"

She nodded while giving him the bowl. "Here, and be careful it's hot."

Naruto grabbed it and took a small sip from the broth.

"How is it Naruto?"

"Mmm, this is really good. I haven't had that much ramen during the trip so this is just what I needed, thanks."

"Anytime." 'So he likes ramen with my blood in it? That's new, better make more next time.' "So how was the training? Got anything accomplished?"

"Oh, you want a demonstration?" he smirked. "Well after I finish I can show you out back."

"Or you can do it right now and save the trouble. I mean I just finished my early morning training and some paper work. Being jounin is hard work you know."

"Wait...you're a jounin?"

"Of course." She smirked.

"How?!"

"I'll tell you later, but I have one question. Did you think about anyone when you were training?"

"Where'd that come from?"

"Mostly my team, but everyone here was waiting and missed you Naruto." She admitted. "Konoha wasn't the same without your pranks or energetic activities."

He smirked. "Well I figured that." 'But I still didn't expect to see you as a girl.'

"So did anyone pop into that head of yours? Oh let me guess it was either Sakura, Hinata or….Lee?" 'That last one was just crazy even for me.'

He shuddered while slurping up some noodles. "No way."

"Then who? Wait, did you think of Kakashi-sensei?"

"No."

"Then who exactly?"

"Everyone. I thought of everyone because I felt after it was done I could do a better job at keeping them safe."

Neji felt touched at that. "Even a former bastard like me?" 'Aw how sweet, like always.'

"Yup."

"Thanks." She smiled while taking a bite of her soba noodles. "So after eating want to show me that sexy no jutsu that Sakura always talks about?"

"You sure?"

"Yes, plus personally I'm fine with such things. It is a good idea for seduction missions and for making missions less likely to fail."

Naruto was surprised at how mature she sounded. "So you're not gonna get upset and think I'm a pervert?"

"Why would I do that? After all I'm a 'crossdresser' so such things wouldn't affect me." She grinned. "So go ahead, show me this jutsu."

"Alright, you asked for it." he smirked before getting covered in a cloud of smoke.

Neji blinked before seeing a female version of Naruto with nothing on and having a massive F cup. 'Wow…..that's just amazing. Almost like his shadow clones.'

"Whatcha think~?" she winked.

"I have to say, if I was male and you were a real girl." She said before taking her hands. "I would ask you to marry me. But that's just silly thinking you know." 'Not.'

She blushed before going back to Naruto. 'That I REALLY didn't see coming!'

"Why stop the jutsu? I was thinking about your choice of hairstyle. Mmm, would I look good in pigtails Naruto?"

"Oh well anything works for you, especially with your long hair."

She smiled at that. "Thanks, and personally I kind of want it cut to look like yours Naruto."

"Why? You look beautiful as it is."

She blushed. "R-Really?"

"Yeah." 'Wow I never thought I'd be saying that.'

Neji blushed crimson feeling happy at being called beautiful. 'Oh kami this is the best day in my life!' "T-Thank you Naruto-kun."

'Kun?' he thought with a blush.

"Naruto-kun, I...I thank you for being nice to me. I mean it, you are….one of my precious people. And I'm just happy you think I am too." she admitted while looking away. "And I...oh I can't lie anymore!" She turned to him with wide eyes. "That shirt, I took from your apparent and I fixed it because for the love of kami I love you damn it!"

Naruto looked at her with wide eyes and slowly blinked three times before falling back and fainted.

"Naruto-kun!"

(Three hours later)

"...uto-kun. Naruto-kun. Wake up!" Called out a voice while something slapped his face.

"Ow." he winced while seeing Neji's face over him. "Was that real?"

"It was." She blushed while looking kind of like Hinata. "It was all….t-true."

"...NANI?!" he cried out with wide eyes.

"I know it sound odd but….I do love you. Ever since you beat me in the Chunin exams, it changed me and….well it just showed that you were the one I loved." She blushed while looking away. 'Great now he thinks I'm a creepy crossdresser!'

'...woah…..' he thought while feeling shocked and surprised at why she said that earlier.

"Just go ahead, say you don't like me like that. I don't mind." Neji said while tearing up.

"Well…..um….I don't know what to say actually."

Neji sniffled at hearing that. 'So this is what heartbreak feels like….like a caged bird.' "..." 'it hurts!'

'Crap she's gonna cry!' Naruto thought while panicking. "But I might change my mind if we start out slow."

"...you mean it, sniff?" She asked while crying.

"Yeah, sure."

She wiped the tears away before putting her index fingers together. "T-Then….can we….date?"

'Holy crap she and Hinata could pass as sisters when she does that.' "Oh sure."

She smiled before hugging him. "Thank you Naruto-kun!" She then let go before running to the closet. "I'm just getting my good clothes on so just wait here."

'Her good clothes? I hope it's not something else that'll make me stare.' He thought before seeing her change into a uniform that looks like a mix of her own and Hinata's with black high heels, a purple sash that reached to her knees and ass while wrapping around her upper thighs and hips, pair of brown clips were attached to a bun on her right side facing down, and her headband was covering her chest area.

"So...how do I look?"

"Wow, that's a real good look on you."

She blushed. "T-Thank you...I spent all my time making it." 'Using lots of old clothes too.' She then grabbed his hand. "So should we get going Naruto-kun? I think Ichiraku Ramen is still open and I have some coupons for couples in my wallet."

"S-Sure." he blushed.

She smiled before kissing his cheek. "Then let's go Naruto-kun." 'I'm so happy! Thank you kami!'

He blushed at that while thinking how lucky he was right now. 'Well, at least I can say I got a cute date on my way back.'