Crazy trouble with love part 4
Kokoro and Naruto
Series: Naruto
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-Haruno residence, Sakura's room-
"Bzzzz." Went a bee that came through the window. It flew around and landed on the alarm clock while looking at the sleeping pink haired girl.
"Zzzz." She snored before the bee landed on her nose. "Zzzz."
It looked at her and started moving onto her forehead.
She groaned before slapping it.
PRICK!
"YOW!" he sat up and cried while hissing. "Ow that hurt!" She then felt her head having a migraine as the alarm started ringing loudly.
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEE-
SMASH!
"Bee….p….." it said before it broke apart.
"Stupid alarm." she groaned rubbing her eyes. 'This morning already sucks.'
'I know! I fucking hate mornings shannaro!'
She hissed and got out of bed to get ready for the day. As she got dressed she looked at her team picture and sighed. 'Another day, another way to get Sasuke-kun's attention….and for Naruto-baka to ruin it.'
In her mind, which was black and white for some reason, her inner self facepalmed.
"Really, calling that bastard who not only created me but rejected you, kun, is stupid." She grumbled. "And Naruto? He didn't do anything to be called a baka for the umpteenth time."
Outside Sakura got her clothes on and headed out the door.
"What a nice day." She sighed while walking away. 'And my diet is doing great!'
'By acting like a starving monk. Yep my life is perfect.'
As she turned the corner she spotted Sasuke sitting on a bench.
"Sasuke-kun, good morning." She called out.
"...morning." He said while not looking at her.
'Ah, so cool.'
'No, that's just stupid. Plus he's not looking at us, he's looking at a wall. A wall! He thinks that's better than us!'
Sakura walked over and sat down beside him with a blush.
"..."
'Cool.'
The Inner Sakura facepalmed as Naruto came running towards them. "Thank kami, at least the goofball is here to stop this snore fest."
"Hey Sakura-chan." he greeted with a smile.
"I'm busy Naruto." She frowned while getting annoyed.
"But I was just saying hey."
"And it's annoying so just don't talk."
"But-"
She glared at him. "Don't. Talk."
He gulped while keeping quiet.
'...you are evil.' Inner Sakura said in her mind while getting annoyed.
"So Sasuke-kun, I was thinking we could hang out later, just the two of us."
"No." he said while not looking at her. "I'm busy."
"No you're not." frowned Naruto. "You're just sitting there."
"Meh."
'So cool.'
Naruto rolled his eyes with Inner Sakura doing the same.
'Ugh, what I wouldn't give for a real body….wait. He he he.' she laughed while Sasuke got up and started walking away.
"Wait for me Sasuke-kun!" Sakura called out while running after him.
(At training grounds)
"Alright, just need her to go through with it and I can take it from there." muttered Inner Sakura watching them through Sakura's eyes.
"Sakura-chan. Let's train together."
'Perfect. Now to get this idiot to convince Naruto to help me with that jutsu.'
"Forget it Naruto, I'll be fine on my own."
"Aw but Sakura-chan, I was hoping to train with you."
"I said no baka!"
Naruto pouted while looking depressed.
'Oh come on! Do I have to do EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?!' she yelled while stamping on the ground. 'Use this head of yours!'
Sakura felt a sudden surge of desire while seeing Naruto's state. 'But it wouldn't hurt to humor him.' "Alright, I'll train with you."
"Wait, really?"
"Yes, but no funny business." She said sternly.
"YAHOO!"
'Loud but funny.'
"What do you wanna us to start with?"
'Shadow Clone.'
"The Shadow Clone jutsu."
"You sure?" he asked with uncertainty. "Cause that one's pretty hard to do unless you got a lot of chakra."
"I got enough to make it work baka!" She glared while her inner self smirked evilly. "So just show me!"
"Well you have to cross your fingers like this." he did so. "Then gather up enough chakra to make a separate body and speak the name."
"Ha! That's too easy." She grinned while making the sign. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!"
'FREEDOM!'
POOF!
They saw a second Sakura pop up beside the first.
"Yes! I'm out!" She muttered happily as Sakura fell to the ground. 'That gotta hurt….not that I care anymore because I'm FREE!'
"Sakura!" spoke Naruto moving over to the original with concern. "Oh man, I knew it would be too much.'
She groaned before fainting.
"So what now Naruto?"
He looked at the clone and was confused. 'This is weird, the clone should have poofed away with Sakura out.'
"Naruto? What's wrong?" 'He's onto me! Ok act natural.'
"Um, how come you didn't poof away?"
"Um…..because I'm a fairy?"
"..."
"A cute fairy?"
"..."
"Ugh fine I'm her inner self! Happy?!" She grumbled while crossing her arms.
"...NANI!?"
She sighed. "You might want to calm down and let me explain."
(One explanation later)
Naruto's jaw dropped hearing the entire story from this clone.
"So yeah, I'm her, but in a sense the version her subconscious made from anger. And I also actually use my head and not act like an idiot. Seriously I might be her but that doesn't mean I'm her exact duplicate."
"...so you're not going to hit me?"
"Why would I? Really hitting you is just dumb and if you ask me, she should get slapped in the face at least once." she crossed her arms.
"Wait, but if you're in that body, does that mean you're here to stay? Like a real person?"
"Well I did use a shadow clone, so maybe?" She shrugged. "But to the point, I'll happily join you on a date."
"W-What?" he blushed.
"What? You keep saying you wanted to hang out with me and well for the bitch, she thinks it's a date." 'Fucking sow.'
'Well, she's right about that, but would it count? On one hand it's technically her, but different, but... ah whatever.' "Alright, sounds good to me."
She smiled while wrapping her arm around his own. "Then let's go to Ichiraku Ramen, I'm starving for twenty bowls."
He smiled while leading the way while feeling happy.
-Ichiraku Ramen-
"Oh hello Naruto." Ayame smiled while seeing Naruto and 'Sakura' coming into the booth. "And to you too Sakura-san." 'Wow, looks like Naruto finally got her to accept his offer.'
"Hello." 'Sakura' smiled. "Could we have a couples special? With extra pork?" 'Diets be damned!'
"Sure thing, anything else?"
"Just like fifty bowls of regular ramen as an appetizer."
She blinked before jaw dropping. 'But….huh?! Only Naruto can eat THAT much!'
"Let's just say I missed breakfast." 'Sakura' smiled. "Right Naruto?"
"Uh, yeah."
Ayame sighed before getting the order ready. 'Two peas in a pod.'
'Wow, is she serious?'
"Naruto, I'm sorry for letting that bitch hurt you. I mean, all those punches….ugh. They just made me sick inside."
He was kind of caught off guard at that.
"If I had more control I would have had her slap herself and pay for your lunch budget for weeks."
"It's fine. But what do you mean by that?"
"I couldn't control her, basically I was just a subconscious idea from her head. She was the main personality while I just kept her from being stupid...which never worked out since she never uses her mind for anything." She sighed while putting a hand on her face and elbow on the table. "Like the time she punched you for just suggesting a new strategy I was all for it but she just forgot she had a fucking brain."
"Yeah, I remember that." he replied rubbing his cheek.
"But you didn't know that I was cursing a storm for that. I mean throwing you was a great idea given the stupid cat was about to reach a sewer drain." She grumbled. "So for all it's worth, I'm sorry for not stopping her sooner."
"It's alright, I understand." 'At least I think so.'
She smiled at that. "Say Naruto, why exactly did you get a crush on her? I mean there are other people out there for you." 'Both straight and gay.'
"Well….I don't know, I guess I just thought she was cute."
"...that's it? Not because of her...intelligence, her kindness and that shit?" She said while trying not to puke at the kind remarks to her former body.
"Well that too. I thought she was cute with her hair and she was really smart." he smiled. "I really thought she was someone I could feel happy hanging out with."
"But that was shot down by her blatant hatred for you as a whole. Which I might add is based on your looks and behavior." She grumbled in annoyance.
"Yeah." he sighed just as the order came.
"Here you go." Ayame smiled while bringing out the fifty one bowls.
'Sakura' grinned while licking her lips.
(Thirty seconds later)
"Ah~! That hits the spot!"
"I'll say."
Ayame's jaw dropped while seeing fifty empty bowls of ramen. 'Oh….my….kami….'
"Ready for the couples special Naruto?" She asked while giving him a pork slice on some chopsticks.
"Yeah." he smiled while biting the pork.
She smiled at this while taking another one and gave it to him as Kiba walked by followed by Lee.
"Huh?" he stopped and stopped Lee. "Hey, you seeing this?"
"What?" Lee asked confused before gasping in horror. "S-Sakura-chan?!"
"Is she and Naruto on a date?"
Lee looked like he was about the cry as Hinata walked by with Tenten and Neji behind her.
"Huh? Woah." spoke Tenten as they stopped.
"N-Nar..Naruto-kun." Hinata stuttered with wide eyes as Sakura gave Naruto a piece of fish paste. 'A-Are they….on a date?!'
Neji looked just as surprised as Tenten before seeing the fifty ramen bowls on Sakura's side. 'N-Nani?!'
'I never thought I'd see the day.' thought Tenten.
'Sakura' smiled as they saw one noodle left before she got an idea. "Say Naruto? Want to share this one together?"
"Well, I guess." He said while taking one half of the noodle and started to eat it.
'Oh kami they aren't going to.' Kiba thought with wide eyes as they got closer and closer.
"Chu~" she spoke just as their lips met in a kiss.
'They did!' He thought as everyone there was dumbfounded as Hinata fainted with a red face.
'Sakura' pulled back and smirked. "That was great, I don't know why that bitch didn't fawn over you but I'm going to be there for you Naruto-kun."
"T-T-Thanks." he blushed. 'Oh kami she kissed me!' That's when he noticed the others watching him. "Uh...guys? How long have you been standing there?"
"Long enough for you two to kiss." Tenten said while helping Hinata up. "But how did this happen?"
"I asked him." 'Sakura' spoke up. "After all he asked me so many times that I kind of owe him."
"Yeah but actually seeing it is weird." remarked Kiba.
"Like you playing with your dog?" She retorted.
"Just saying."
She shrugged before seeing Sakura stumbling down the road. 'Shit.' "Naruto-kun, how about we finish up and then maybe head to-"
"WHAT THE HECK?!"
"Your...house." 'Double shit!'
The others looked between the two and were stunned.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Being nice to Naruto-kun, bitch queen." 'Sakura' smirked. "And sharing a noodle together and kissing."
"NOT WHILE LOOKING LIKE ME!"
"But I am you. Remember Shannaro?" She smirked. "But knowing your big head and stupid forehead you can't even remember to eat." She pointed to the bowls. "I mean I was so hungry I ate this good grub in thirty seconds."
"Do you have any idea how that makes me look like?"
"Like a normal person that's not weak as shit. I mean you are just a fan girl with a gay crush. Hell Ino is better than Satubaka and she has a crush on Neji."
"Well you're suppose to be me! I made you and you're going back in my head!"
"Try it."
Sakura glared before trying to release the jutsu and failed every time. "What the? Why isn't it working?"
"Because I'm not a mindless copy but a person with a brain. I won't be going anywhere." 'Sakura' grinned. "And you know what? I'm going to live with Naruto-kun, at least then I won't be bombarded by your howler monkey cries every morning."
"HEY!"
"Go eat some then." She retorted. "Now go away before I make you eat the dirt and make it tainted by your very being." She waved her off. "Go shoo shoo little piggy."
She scowled and lunged at the clone.
PUNCH!
She was sent into a pole by a fist to the face.
"Don't even try it." She growled while looking like an Oni. "Or I'll make that punch ten times stronger with a kick to the cooch!"
Sakura growled while getting madder.
"Oh you wanna keep going? Don't blame me if I crack your skull then."
She lunged at the clone before getting punched in the cooch hard while getting her head smashed by her foot.
"Stay down." she scowled while cracking her knuckles. "Or I might break something important."
Sakura groaned before going unconscious.
"Bitch." She glared before looking at Naruto with a smile. "So about that second date."
"You mean you wanna go on another one?" he asked with joy.
"Yep, and maybe be your girlfriend and roommate too." She winked. "Plus it might be nice to be around you all the time in a single bed."
Naruto blushed with the others going slack jawed and blushing.
"So," she smiled while kissing his cheek. "Hope you love it, oh and call me Kokoro no hime, or just Kokoro." (Mind Princess)
"O-Ok."
Kokoro giggled as the screen cut to Sasuke who watched the whole thing while blushing.
'She's going to be mine.'
Yeah….good luck with that.