Crazy trouble with love part 4

Michellerella and Hoagie

Series: Kids Next Door

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A yellow figure walked past houses in an average suburban neighborhood. They were covered in a cloak to keep their face hidden.

'It has to be here somewhere.' they thought looking from house to house. "How hard can it be to find their base?" The figure grumbled before spotting a gigantic tree. "Ah ha!" The figure said with a grin as they began to run towards the tree. They jumped up and landed on the tree before climbing up, which signalled alarms at the top of the treehouse.

"Intruder! Intruder! Intruder!" The sirens blared as metal doors began to slowly close on all entrances and windows.

Sector V looked up from whatever they were doing and rushed down to the meeting room.

"Numbuh One, what's going on?" Numbuh Two asked in confusion.

"The security systems detected an intruder outside the treehouse!"

"Who is it? The delightful children?"

"Braceface?"

"Toilenator?"

"No, it's something else." He said as he stared at the monitor, unsure what to make of the intruder,

"Ooh! Maybe it's a yellow rainbow monkey who wants to come and play with us." smiled Numbuh Three.

"I highly doubt that is the case Numbuh Three."

"Yeah, probably some cruddy teenager in a raincoat."

"No, she's to small to be a teenage." Numbuh One said, surprising them.

"Wait, how do you know it's a girl?" ask Numbuh Five.

"The treehouse has scanned her and showed that the intruder is a female." 'Weird design.' He thought, before continuing and saying. "All we do know is that the intruder is yellow, small and is female, and nothing else."

"Don't worry, the laser system will take care of them in no time." smiled Numbuh Two.

"Great, then let's just sit back and watch the show!" Numbuh Four chuckled.

They turned to the hologram as they saw the figure get surrounded with lamp lasers that popped out from the tree itself.

"This won't do." the intruder said as she pulled out a yellow katana. She jumped when they fired and she started cutting them off.

"Numbuh Two, damage report!" Numbuh One shouted as he watched the mysterious girl destroy their defenses.

"Relax, there's still the hamsters remember?"

"Good call Numbuh Two, send them in."

The figure kept climbing and reached a small walkway. "I'm close, I must be."

They pushed through the nearby door before seeing a giant crowd of hamsters.

"This may be troublesome." the being said as she raised her sword.

They all gave a battle cry and charged.

She kept her stance as she watched them come closer and closer before dropping her guard and pulli something out of a pocket. It was a large piece of swiss cheese that instantly made all the hamsters stop when they smelt it. "If you let me pass it's all yours."

"Oh come on!" spoke Numbuh Four with disbelief. "Don't you dare you cruddy-"

But it was too late, the hamsters nodded yes and she threw the cheese to them as they parted for her.

"Cruddy hamsters!" Numbuh Four shouted as the intruder began to walk through, unhindered by any defenses.

"Numbuh Three, you're up." spoke Numbuh One.

"I'll take care of the rainbow monkey!" She said happily as she walked towards the door.

"It's not a rainbow monkey." he sighed.

"Oh, ok, well I'll still beat her!" She said happily as she grabbed a gumball gun. She headed out while the figure kept going down the hall. "Here miss intruder, come out and play!" She said happily as she walked down the hall.

They stopped and narrowed their eyes

"Found you~" she giggled as she pointed the gun at her.

"You dare challenge me?" The figure asked as she pointed her sword at Numbuh Three.

"Maybe." Numbuh Three said before pulling the trigger on the bubblegum gun.

The figure swung their blade while running at the girl. She expertly dodged the gumballs or cut them in half with her sword as she ran.

"Eep!" Numbuh Three said as she began to back up as the intruder got closer.

"Stand aside or I will strike you down." She said as she got even closer to Numbuh Three who was starting to run out of bubblegums.

"Um, do over?" She said nervously as the intruder cut her gun in half.

"Move aside." spoke the intruder with a frown.

"O-ok." Numbuh Three said fearfully as she stepped aside.

"Wise choice." She said as she walked past her. "If there are any others trying to stop me, then I'd suggest they not bother. I Only seek the one known as Numbuh Two."

In the main room Numbuh's One, Four, and Five all turned to said boy who looked confused.

"What, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Numbuh Two, any idea why she's asking for you?" asked Numbuh Five.

"I don't know, I've never seen her before!" he spoke with his hands up.

"Well, there's only one solution then." Numbuh One said as he stated at Numbuh Two.

"What?"

"Send you out of course." Numbuh Four said as he got up.

"Woah woah guys, let's not get hasty." He said nervously as his two teammates began to approach him.

"Nothin' personal, but we can use this." spoke Numbuh Five. "If that girl's after you, she won't see us comin'."

"B-but she's after me, shouldn't I be protected then?" He asked nervously.

"Of course you're going to be protected." spoke Numbuh One while handing him a splanker.

"But she has a sword!" He said as they pushed him towards the door.

"Relax, you'll be fine." spoke Numbuh Four.

"And if something bad happens we'll back you up...maybe."

"What?" He said before they quickly opened the door and shoved him out. "Aw come on guys!" He said as the door shut behind him. 'Great pals.' he thought with sarcasm.

"I might as well go see the intruder." he said nervously as he began to walk down the hall. He held the weapon at the ready while seeing a shadow turn the corner. 'Time to meet the intruder.'

Slowly the figure was seen who spotted Numbuh Two. "You...I've finally found you."

"Um, hi?"

"I've searched so long for you." she said as she raised her sword.

"Ah! W-Wait! Who even are you?" He said nervously, stopping her in her tracks.

"Hmm, it would make sense you don't know me, but you know my father."

"Your father? Who's your father?"

"The Cheese Shogun." She said as she tore off her cloak to show a girl with yellow tinted skin and blonde hair, armor that looked like it was made out of cheddar and a headband that said cheese on her forehead.

"Say what?!" He said in surprise as she narrowed her eyes. "I didn't know he had a daughter!"

"Well, he did and I'm here to avenge his defeat!"

"Woah there, maybe we should take it easy." He said nervously as he held his splanker in front of him defensively. Instantly it was cut into pieces.

"Now draw your true weapon and fight!"

"What weapon? That was the only one." he spoke in fear.

"The one you used to defeat my father!"

"Oh...um...I didn't use a weapon."

"What? Then how did you beat my father, a seasoned and aged warrior?"

"Well, I sorta...made him jump up and hit himself on the ceiling."

"What?" She asked in disbelief as she lowered her sword. "You didn't even land a strike on him?"

"Nope, he hit his head on the ceiling and knocked himself out."

Her mouth hung open in disbelief. B-but he was the best warrior in the clan, how could he lose so...so..."

"Badly?"

"Yes! How could this have happened?!"

"Well, at first he was stealing cheese, then me and Numbuh Four went to stop him, then-"

"I don't mean that! I mean how was my father able to lose to...you!"

"Hey, what's wrong with that?" he frowned crossing his arms.

"You are hardly a warrior, I've seen cheddar more intimidating than you!"

"Oh yeah? Well I'll have you know I got the designs for this whole treehouse down after eating breakfast AND built it all. Can your dad do that?"

"No, but he can create an entire empire and army out of cheese in one day!"

"Oh yeah? Well we Kids Next Door have bases on every country in the world AND on the moon!"

"The moon is made of cheese and we control all cheese!" She shouted back.

"No it's not! The KND on the moonbase have already checked and it's nothing but dry space rock!"

"No! I've had moon cheese, you're just not looking in the right place!"

"Or maybe you're just delusional." He said as he rolled his eyes.

She frowned and pulled her weapon out. "I refuse to acknowledge you as the true warrior!"

"I'm not a warrior, I'm a proud members of KND!"

"Forget it! I will crush you and reclaim my family's honor!" She shouted as she jumped into the air towards him.

"Wait! Look out for the-" He started to say before she hit her head hard against the ceiling like her father. "Ceiling." He said as she fell to the floor unconscious. "Oooh, that's gonna sting later." He said as he slowly began to approach her. "You gonna be alright?" He asked as he nudged her.

She turned to him and frowned. "My honor has now been tarnished because of that, what do you think?"

"Well, I was mostly asking if you had a concussion or something."

"Oh, then no." She said as she slowly got up.

"So, you still gonna fight?"

"No, my honor is tarnished, I have no right to fight, I am a failure."

"What? That's crazy talk."

"Why? Both I and my father have lost to you in a very pathetic way, a way not fit for a warrior."

"Yeah, but you did something not many adults could do."

"Hit my head on the ceiling?"

"Breach the system all on your own." He said with a grin as she looked at him in confusion.

"Really?"

"Yeah, you're the first person to do so, that has to count for something!"

"Well, in a way I suppose so." She said as she began to smile.

"Plus you were pretty quick on your feet."

"Yeah, I was, wasn't I?"

"Besides, you actually did me a favor. Now I don't have to feed the hamsters today."

She laughed at that and said. "Yeah, it was pretty easy too."

"So what's your name exactly?" He asked curiously as she sheathed her sword.

"Michellerella."

"Wow, that is both a long and beautiful name." he complimented. "You can call me Numbuh Two."

"Ok then Numbuh Two, sorry for attacking your fort, I offer my life to you in compensation."

"Wait what? Isn't that a little extreme?"

"No, my father has told me to honor myself by not attacking innocents and hate my enemies, you are obviously not an enemy so I have dishonored myself."

"Cut yourself some slack, you didn't know."

"No, I must stay true to honor, or I am nothing but moldy cheese."

"But-"

"No buts, it's either that or honorable death by rotten cheese!"

"Um...on second thought, I'll take it!" He said quickly, not wanting her to die.

"In that case, thank you." She said as she bowed her head to him.

"So...wanna meet my friends?"

"I would be honored Numbuh Two." she said with a smile.

And so the two walked down the hall with the others stunned.

"What just happened?"

"No idea."