Crazy trouble with love part 4
Bebe robots and Ron
Series: Kim Possible
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We see an old warehouse that looks to be abandoned. And we find Drakken and Shego walking through it.
"Geez, where did you get this place dr. d, the dump?" Shego said in disgust as she looked at the worn down building.
"No Shego, I purchased it when it was going out of business at a very cheap price."
"Yeah, I can see why, this place is a dump!" she spoke while kicking a nearby can out of the path.
"Well, that's irrelevant, once my machine is operating we can leave."
"And it does what again?"
"It will make the perfect girlfriend, Bebe!"
"...say what?" Shego said in disbelief as Drakken told her his sob story from college. "You can't be serious."
"Dead serious Shego, I'm almost done with the machine too!" He said as he pointed at a large object covered by a tarp.
"So your whole evil plot, is to make, a girlfriend?"
"Yes, a girlfriend that can destroy entire armies!"
"And who will do everything you say, right?"
"Yes, every single thing, so it can't reject me! At least it will once I finish programming the machine!" he laughed while Shego shook her head.
"Dr. D, this has to be the stupidest plan you've ever had."
"Oh come now Shego, once it's done I could go ahead and make you one too. Consider it a bonus if you want."
"Just what are you implying dr. D?" She asked as she narrowed her eyes.
"Um, nothing." he spoke quickly and nervously.
"What, are you saying that I'm so pathetic that I need you to make me a robot boyfriend!?" she growled with her hands lighting up.
"L-lets calm down Shego, no need to get violent." he said nervously as he began to back up.
"You got three seconds to start running." She said as he backed up and bumped into the tarp covered machine, accidentally hitting a button.
He gulped before turning and running away.
"Get back here and face your pain!" She shouted as she chased after him.
The machine itself sparked while the tarp fell off. The machine looked similar to a large photocopier with a conveyer belt that sent in parts on one end and ended at the other side.
While Shego chased Drakken, they were unaware of two people on the building's roof.
"Alright Ron, Wade said this is the place."
"An old warehouse? I think Drakken's starting to get lazy."
"Or broke, we do destroy ever lair he gets." she replied as she tied one end of a rope to part of a broken board and dropped the rest down to the bottom.
"Alright Ron, time to not lose your pants." he said to himself as he tied his own rope to about next to hers. "Don't worry, this time I'm wearing extra belts."
They descended down and unhooked themselves before moving themselves slowly through the building.
"Lets split up, shout if you find Drakken or Shego." Kim said.
"You got it KP." He said as he began to sneak away from her, heading deeper into the abandoned building. 'Hope this place isn't haunted.' He thought as he slowly walked forward, looking for the goons Drakken usually hired.
But so far he didn't see any in sight. As he kept walking he overheard some sounds. 'What is that?' He thought in confusion as he began to walk towards the source of the sound. He looked over some boxes and saw a weird machine that was on. "Is this his new weapon?"
"Don t know." spoke Rufus from his pocket.
"Well, might as well find the self destruct switch anyway, just in case." He slowly moved near it while overhearing what sounded like Drakken.
"N-now Shego, please calm down, I have to finish the machine!"
"You're not touching that dang thing to save your life."
"B-but my plan!"
"Is insane!" she yelled nearly burning his ass.
"I-I'll pay you extra if you stop!"
Ron winced as it went on and kept moving near the machine. 'Man, I almost feel bad for Drakken.' When he got there he saw all sorts of parts moving and moving pieces around. "Wow, what is this thing?" He said out loud as he got closer.
He moved a hand across it while not noticing a needle nearby.
"Ouch!" He said as he accidentally pricked his hand on the needle.
"Sshhh." shushed Rufus.
"Right, right, sorry." he said, not seeing the needle retreat into the machine. He ducked down while the machine started analyzing the sample. "Man, I hope that wasn't a dirty needle."
"Uh huh." Rufus said as he nodded his head.
Ron looked and saw the parts slowly put together and saw it move down the conveyor belt. "Oh, that doesn't look good."
Rufus shook his head while they saw a body start forming. He then began to frantically point at it as Ron focused on his finger.
"I think I'm bleeding a little."
"Hn, Ron!" Rufus frantically said as he tried to get his master's attention.
"What is it buddy?" Ron said as he finally looked where Rufus was pointing and paled. "Holy...crap."
It was a curvy and gray colored robot with blonde hair that was held back with a black headband with a matching leotard that hugged its body.
"Is that Drakken's new weapon?" He asked in a mixture of fear and confusion.
Rufus shrugged while getting out of the pouch and moved over near it.
"Careful buddy, we don't know what this thing can do."
Rufus nodded while Ron moved over and looked it over closely.
"Man, it looks like a really attractive woman, why would Drakken build this?" He asked in confusion.
Rufus shrugged before it's eyes lit up. "Eep!"
"Whoa!" Ron said as he jumped back in surprise. It slowly sat up while he and Rufus both got scared. "It's gonna kill us!"
"Eep!" Rufus said as the robot began to look around.
It stopped on Ron who gulped and tried to stay calm, and failing.
"Um...hey there, how ya doing?" He said nervously.
It stood up from the spot on the machine and moved over to him. "Scanning...scanning...identify yourself."
"Um...Ron Stoppable."
"Ron stoppable...data logged, master identified, begin serving procedure."
"Wait what?" He said as the Bebe's eyes flashed before she held out her arms and tried to hug him.
"Uh, Rufus, little help here." He said nervously as the machine began to pull in more parts on the other side.
Rufus tried making a growling sound and stood on Ron's shoulder.
"Vermin detected, should I dispose of it master?"
"Vermin? This is my best bud Rufus."
"Understood...data logged, vermin is now Rufus, do not dispose of."
'This is really weird.' He thought as the machine began to build another robot.
Rufus noticed and let out a cry while pointing to it.
"What is it Rufus, kinda busy here."
He made more sounds just as the second robot's eyes turned on.
"Bebe number two online...searching for Ron...Ron found."
Said boy looked over and went wide eyed as the second Bebe moved over. "Wait, there's two of you?" He asked in confusion.
Rufus made more noises and pointed at the machine.
"Wait, is that machine making you guys?" He asked the Bebes.
"Correct." The second Bebe said as she held out her arms towards him.
"Um, what are you doing?"
"Initiating a hug master."
"Hug?" he saw both move closer before pull him into a hug.
"Hugging initiated." they said when suddenly Ron's kimmunicator rang.
"Incoming communication."
"I gotta take this girls, so could you please let go?"
"Very well master." They said as they let go of him.
He moved away and pulled out the communicator.
"Ron, where are you, I've lost Drakken and Shego."
"Well I kinda found something REALLY big KP."
"Is it his new weapon?"
"I think so." He said as he glanced at the Bebes and the machine that was still making them.
"Alright, sit tight and I'll be right there." She said before ending the call, leaving him alone with the Bebes.
"What is your command master?"
"My command?" He asked in confusion.
"Yes, your command." she responded while another Bebe was made.
"What is going on here?!" he cried out while Rufus looked behind him and went wide eyed.
"Hm Shego!"
Ron went wide eyed and turned his head to see said woman with Drakken rubbing his smoking butt.
"Ugh, see Shego, you lose control and the machine starts without me, and the buffoons here! Deal with him!" Drakken raved angrily.
"With pleasure." she smirked cracking her knuckles.
"Ahh! Help!" Ron cried in terror.
"At once master." spoke the Bebe bots before one moved at supersonic speed up to Shego, shocking all of them.
"What the h-?" She started before she started to get punched at sonic speed. She was sent flying into a crate which broke while Ron, Drakken, and Rufus' jaws dropped.
"Shego, it's time to regroup at another location!"
"Ow, forget it." she growled standing back up with her hands glowing. "I'm gonna rip your toys a new one."
"Destroy hostile, protect master." the Bebes said as another one was made.
"Shego, I think we should REALLY get going." spoke Drakken nervously.
"Not yet doc, I'm gonna destroy these things!" she growled before lunging at the Bebes.
"It is futile to continue, give up" they said as they dodged her.
"Can it tin cans." Shego roared as she tried to hit them with her plasma, only to miss.
"You shall fail." One of the Bebes said as she grabbed Shego's wrist and threw her at Drakken.
They crashed into each other and landed in a heap.
"Shego, we should go now."
"I think I'll agree with you on that." She groaned as she got off of Drakken. The two turn and ran off just as Kim arrived on the scene.
"Ron, I got here as fast as I could, what's the...sitch?" she asked while seeing more Bebes get made who stood besides Ron.
"Um...it's a long story, but I didn't loose my pants!" he cheered with two thumbs up.
"We can fix that master, if you wish?" One of the Bebes said.
"No no, I'm good."
"Ron, explain, now" Kim said as more Bebe bots were made.
"Well first me and Rufus found this machine, then Bebe was made, then another one, and another, and another, they fought Shego and beat her, and she and Drakken ran off before you got here."
"Ok, so now what, can we turn the machine off now?"
"Rufus, do the honors." Ron said as he pointed at the machine that was still making the Bebes.
He nodded and ran over to the control panel. "Hm...button!" Rufus said as he jumped on a large red button.
It slowly stopped as the last Bebe sat up.
Ron looked around and saw that the warehouse was full of Bebes. "Um, Bebe?"
"Yes master? How may I serve you?" They all asked at once.
"Master?" spoke Kim with a raised eyebrow.
"It's a long story." he said nervously before turning to the Bebes.
"What is your command master?"
"Um, don't be evil?" He asked uncertainty.
"As you wish master." The Bebes said as all their eyes flashed.
"Uh, Ron? What exactly are you gonna do with them?"
"Um, I'm not quite sure." he said sheepishly.
"Well let Wade run a scan on them and see what their programming is like." She said as she held up her kimmunicator. A cable extended out and moved near a port on the back of one of the Bebe's before hooking up as Wade's face appeared on the screen.
"Alright, I'm running over the data right now, I should be done in a minute." he replied while typing on his computer.
They waited for a minute before Wade said. "Got it!"
"Whatcha got?"
"It seems that they are programmed to be loyal to only one person, they will protect them no matter what and are designed to be the perfect girlfriend."
"Well that sounds-girlfriend!" cried Ron with wide eyes.
"Yep, there was also a small glitch with their programming to make them strive to be perfect, but it wasn't finished."
"So why did they pick Ron as their, master?"
"According to their data his genetic material was used to determine who their mate was, they can trace his genetic material."
"Anyway you can reprogram them?"
"No, they have a highly advanced programming system that will fix itself the second I try to change it."
"So you mean..."
"Yep, they're here to stay and they're basically Ron's girlfriends."
"Ah oh boy."
"Yeah, you said it buddy."
(Later)
"Ah, home sweet home." Ron said as he sat on his bed reading a comic book.
"Uh huh." nodded Rufus eating some cheese.
Suddenly there was a knock on his door.
"Yeah?"
"Master, I have brought you food, may I come in?"
"Sure thing Bebe forty." He said as the door opened and a Bebe in a maids uniform with a nametag that said forty on it came in.
"Your naco supreme master." She said as she held out a large platter of the Mexican food to him.
"Thank you, you can set it down next to me."
"Yes master, anything else?"
"Yeah, can you get Bebe's twenty-six and eighteen to give Rufus a massage?"
"Yes master, also don't forget to go to school today."
"Thanks." He said as she carefully picked up grabbed his bag and headed out the oor while it was shown the house was filled with Bebe's who were cleaning or organizing the house. 'Man, I never thought I'd be happy mom and dad are never home.'
As he left one of the Bebe's moved to the computer in his room. "Must find data, must find answers."
"What are you doing Bebe fourteen?" asked one of the Bebes.
"I am looking up more data on being a good girlfriend, I find our current data lacking."
"Agreed, the basics are not enough, more data would be needed." She said as Bebe fourteen turned on the computer.
The two accessed the internet and started browsing through needed tips and info.
"Hmmm, there seems to be a lot of data, more than anticipated."
"With all Bebe units here, we will have enough storage for all data."
"True, and if needed we have the blueprints for the machine that made us in our memory so we can make more."
And so they all kept cleaning the house while downloading the data. All their eyes flashed before saying. "Download complete."
"Which one should we become?"
"Hmmm, some sites say that males like girls who are kind, but also firm, it also says that girls who dedicate themselves and involve themselves in their lives life gain him forever."
"It also says males like girls who can cook for them."
"Also it says they find girls attractive if they show large amounts of affection to them."
"Then we must do all that to please master."
"Ok, I will upload these new behavior commands now." Bebe 14 said as her eyes flashed.
All their eyes flashed as the download commenced.
"New data received."
"Commencing new goal." They said as their eyes flashed pink for a second.
(Later)
"C'mon, one more minute until lunch!" Ron muttered as he stared at the clock.
"Easy Ron, it's not going anywhere." Kim said as she watched her friend fidget in his seat.
Ron saw the hand slowly move and gripped his desk harder. "Five...four...three...two...one..." he counted down just as the bell rang.
"Lunch time!" He shouted happily as he grabbed his backpack and raced towards the door.
"Hold it Stoppable. spoke Mr. Barkin grabbing the back of his shirt.
"Huh? What is it Mr. Barkin?" He asked in confusion.
"If you wanna get lunch that's fine, but you'll do it, while walking in the halls."
"Ok. Barkin, now can you let me go? It's taco day!"
"Yes, but remember, walk." He said as he let go of Ron.
Ron gave a thumbs up while leaving the classroom. 'Alright, time to get me some tacos!' he thought with a grin while heading to the cafeteria and saw a crowd forming. "Aw man, am I too late to get tacos?"
"Ron? We got a problem." spoke Kim walking over to him.
"What is it Kim, are there no more tacos?"
"No, it's just...well your girlfriends are here."
"What? Really? What are they doing?"
"Just standing there." She said as she dragged Ron into the crowd so he could see them for himself.
The Bebes were standing there, but with pink eyes with the other students confused.
"Who are they?"
"Why do they all look the same? Are they sisters?"
"I wonder if they're single."
"Why are they just standing there?"
"Um, Ron, maybe you should go up to them, find out why they're here?"
"Why me?"
"Because they're your girlfriends." she said before shoving him towards them.
He stumbled while all of them looked at him. "Um, hey Bebes, nice to see you guys, but uhh...why are you here?" He asked nervously.
"We wanted to come see you." they replied at once.
"Ok...but why?"
"We came here for you master."
"Um, for what?" he asked while the others minus Kim muttered hearing the master part.
"To take you home of course, we have a nice meal prepared for you." one replied while two others moved over and grabbed his arms.
"Wait, but I still have three hours of school, I can't leave now!"
"Do not worry, we will retrieve the homework later." One of them said as they began to drag him towards the door.
"Woah there." spoke Kim cutting them off. "You can't just kidnap Ron from school."
"We're not kidnapping him, we're bringing him home love rival." the one holding his right arm said coldly.
"Love rival?"
"All females around our master are love rivals!" they declared while several took fighting stances.
"Whoa, I'm not interested in Ron romantically, but he is my friend and you can't just take him."
"Try and stop us." They said as they started to shake before disappearing with Ron at supersonic speeds.
"Um, Kim?" spoke Monique. "What just happened?"
"I'm...not quite sure." she said as she stared at the spot her friend had just been. 'This can't be good.'
Meanwhile, we see Ron and the Bebes appear out of thin air.
"Wah!" Ron shouted in panic as he looked around, trying to figure out where he was before seeing they were outside his house. "Wait, how did we get here so fast, why am I here?!"
"Our supersonic bodies enable us to move far faster than any known object."
"Ok, but that doesn't explain why you brought me home!" He said as they began to drag him towards the front door.
"You do not need to visit school. Everything you will need can be provided here."
"But, but what about my friends, and I can't get a job if I don't go to school!"
"We have found many people have found work over the internet."
"Plus, your bank account history shows that you are annually receiving large sums of money from your naco royalty checks, so you don't need a job."
"B-But what about KP, Monique, Wade?"
"You can talk to them through the computer; I believe you already do this for Wade." another said As she opened the door, making him drop his jaw in amazement.
"W-What did you do to the house?"
The Inside of the house was a lot bigger than what he had seen on the outside, he was now looking into a gigantic hallway with even more halls branching out, and walking around were numerous Bebes dressed in different clothes.
"We simply enhanced the interior with nanobots we fashioned to help expand for room."
"We have also assigned other Bebes to various jobs around the house, as we expand we may make more so we are not understaffed."
"Uh, what do I tell my folks?"
"Tell them they have received a new mansion and staff free of charge, I expect that they will be excited." the Bebe said as she and the others of their small group led him through the labyrinth of hallways.
"And Rufus? Where'd he go?"
"He is in his own special room right now, you can go see him after lunch."
'Oh man, I hope KP has a plan.' He thought as they stopped at a large door. "What's in here?"
"This is dining room number one, it's where we will be serving you lunchmaster." the Bebe on his left said as she opened the door.
He went wide eyed seeing a long table with several dishes already on it.
"Please sit down, your waiter will be here soon." one of them said as they lightly shoved him in before closing the door.
Ron moved back and tried yanking the doors open, but they wouldn't budge. "I guess I might as well sit down, it's not like I have anything better to do." he sighed as he stopped trying to open the door. He moved and sat down while impressed with all the different food. "Man, they did a really good job, I can't wait to eat." he said when suddenly the door opened and several Bebe bots came in dressed in nothing but aprons.
"Master Ron, we're here to serve you." they said as they each grabbed a different dish.
'Wow, this is actually pretty hot.' He thought with a blush as they approached him with the food.
"Here master, have some pasta." the first Bebe said as she held a fork full of pasta towards him.
He hesitantly opened his mouth as she pushed it into his mouth. 'Wow, it's really good.' he thought as she pulled the fork out of his mouth before another one stepped forward.
"What would you like to drink master?"
"Sure, what do you have?"
"Every drink known to mankind."
"Ok, that's a lot, I'll have a Pepsi?"
"Very well." She said as she stepped forward towards him.
"Um, where's the cups?"
"There are none, now pucker up."
"Wait what?" He said when suddenly she grabbed the back of his head and pulled him into a kiss. "Mmmmm!" He said as he tried to pull away, but she had an iron grip on him. 'What's she doing?!' He thought when he started to hear a gurgling noise coming from her.
"I am ensuring your drink is cooled down properly master."
'Wait, drink? Where is she getting the drink?' He thought in confusion before he started feeling the taste of pepsi gush into his mouth.
"Drink up master, it's nice and fresh."
He flailed his arms around in panic for fear of drowning and gulped as much as he could.
"There there master, just a bit more." her robotic voice said before it stopped and she pulled back before covering his mouth. "Drink it all."
Ron quickly gulped down the soft drink before opening his mouth to gasp for air. "Ah...ah...what was that!"
"We decided that it would be easier to carry liquids inside our bodies and when you were thirsty we would be able to easily give them to you."
"Say what! W-What's wrong with a cooler or fridge?"
"We built a mini one in our bodies to keep the liquid cold."
'Oh man, this is really insane!'
"Now then, time to get back to lunch." the other Bebe said as they began to approach him.