Crazy trouble with love part 4

Tayghen and Dan

Series: Bakugan

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It was a quiet day as everyone was busy in their everyday lives. People going about their business while unaware of a small temporal anomaly opening close to an alleyway.

Zump.

The anomaly spat out a ball with green on the top and a blue base as it vanished from this world. The ball bounced on the ground and wobbled a little with a small groan coming from it.

"Ow…." it groaned in a female voice as it opened up to show it was a massive fish on the bottom with a long tail and fins like legs but the upper body of a green skinned girl with long flowing like arms, a blue crystal and amber eyes, with short green hair. "That smarts."

She looked around and was confused. "Hey, where's the sea? And what was that weird hole that sucked me up?"

"Meow." Went a cat next to her.

"Ahhh! What the heck are you?!" she jumped while hopping away. 'And why is it bigger then me!? Wait...why can't I move that much?' She hopped some more before seeing herself in a puddle. "...WHAT THE?!" She yelled while trying to lash out at the puddle. But her arms and tail wouldn't move like before. 'What is going on?!'

"Squeak."

She turned and saw a large rat next to her.

"Squeak."

"What's going on? What is this thing? And why do I look like this?!"

"Squeak." It said before grabbing her and scurried away.

"Hey! What are you doing? Let go!" She cried out while the rat ran towards a pipe as she fell out and was sent flying into the street. "Ow! Damn it you strange animal!"

BEEP!

She jumped at that before getting out of the way of a strange object. "What the hell?!" she saw it roll down the street and started hopping away. "I've gotta get back home someway!"

As she hopped she noticed that the last few things she saw wasn't the biggest out there. Which were humans, the same ones that beat her the last time she tried to come here, but she was bigger and didn't take much notice at all. Until now that is.

'Oh no, if they spot me they might take revenge.' She thought before getting kicked by one, then another and another before getting kicked into a old piece of gum. "Ah! Hey!" she frowned while feeling herself get stuck. "Gah! What is this stuff?"

She tugged even more while feeling it sticking to her more and more. "Help me!" she cried out before seeing a human move and stop near her and gasped seeing it was a brown haired boy in red.

"Oh a bakugan." He said while picking her up. "Huh, you look kind of familiar." 'Maybe it's Preyas' cousin?'

"P-Please put me down!"

"Why? I just helped you out of that gum."

'So that's what that stuff is.' she thought while he looked her over.

"Wait, you remind me of someone. But I can't put my finger on-wait! Now I remember you!"

'Shit!'

"You're Tayghen!" he frowned while closing his hand around her. "How'd you get here? I thought you and the others were beaten when Naga came here?"

"Don't remind me. And no we survived, well except for Druman and Centorrior. And we are living in Vestroia peacefully, especially me and my brother Hairadee. Until I got here for no reason whatsoever." She grumbled. "And I'm pissed about being so damn small!"

"Well that's what happens to bakugan here, they get small and close up into balls."

"...fuck." Tayghen muttered. "But wait, I was bigger the last time I was here!"

"That only happened because Naga nearly fused our world's together." he countered. "But since they're separate, that means you can't stay in your regular form unless it's in a battle now."

She turned around and started to curse a lot.

"Hey easy!" he spoke covering his hand while moving away from the other people on the street. "The least you can do is watch your mouth."

She glared at him before cursing some more and stopped. "Ok, I needed that." 'Stupid dimension.'

'That's worse then mom after stubbing her toe.' he thought while sitting against a tree. 'Only thin is what do I do with her? Should I tell the others?'

Tayghen looked at Dan. "Just tell if anyone's going to kick me, if that's the case let me at them."

"Not really." he sweatdropped. "But since you're here we can head to my house."

"Why? To put me in a box or something?"

"Why would I do that? I was only suggesting that because you need a place to stay." 'And if my friends know this they can help if you get rowdy.'

Tayghen turned to the side before hopping on his shoulder. "Fine, I'll come, but if it's a trick I'll….hit you in the eye."

"Alright, don't get your tail all bunched up."

"What was that!"

"Don't get your tail all-"

"I know what it was, but why?!"

"Just a joke." he chuckled while slipping her in one of the pockets and headed home.

(At home)

Dan walked into the house and saw his mom doing some yoga again. "Hey mom, I'm back."

"Oh hi Dan, how was your walk?"

"Great."

"Well dinner will be ready at five so don't forget to brush your teeth before dinner." She said while stretching her legs and did some crouches.

Dan headed upstairs and pulled Tayghen out and set her on the desk before he turned his computer on.

"What are you doing?" She asked while looking at the screen. 'What is this thing?'

It lit up and he typed away while Marucho and Shun's faces appeared. "Shun, Marucho, you'll never guess who I met."

"Runo in a bikini?" Asked Marucho.

"Alice?" Shun asked.

"Wish I did, and no. Her." he pointed at Tayghen.

"...what exactly am I looking at?" She asked confused. "And why are those brats in there?"

"Wait….is that-"

"Tayghen!" spoke Shun with wide eyes. "Dan, how is she there? I thought she and the other bakugan were beaten?"

"I thought so too, but apparently they're in Vestroia living peacefully."

"Until I wound up here and got stuck in this 'gum' stuff." Tayghen grumbled. "But why are you in that tiny box?"

"We're not in it, we're actually being broadcasted over a wireless system from Dan's computer to our own."

"...a what now?" 'I'm lost as fuck.'

"Well they're-"

"She won't get it." spoek up Shun with a frown. "But what I wanna know is how you got here."

"I don't know you birdbrain. I was just swimming around then I'm in a smelly place with a large animal with whiskers and a smaller one that went 'squeak'." She hopped towards the screen. "But I want answers! Did any of you shits drag me here!?"

"How would we be able to do that?" asked Marucho. "None of us have done anything out of the ordinary since Naga was beaten."

"...well you guys must have done something. What else besides revenge or some shit."

"He just said it wasn't us." spoke Dan. "And why are you swearing so much? I get it sucks, but at least you're in here and not out there where you could get buried by a stray dog."

She grumbled and rolled up into a ball. "I guess you're right." 'Unfortunately.'

"So what are you going to do about her?" Asked Shun.

"No idea. Maybe let her stay here until maybe Marucho can make something to get her back home."

"That might take a few months, but I could try." Marucho smiled.

"Months?!"

"Well it takes time to make a transdimensional ray gun. Plus I need time to find which frequency Vestroia is since Drago and the other bakugan are back in their own dimension."

"But what am I supposed to do until then?"

"You could keep an eye on Tayghen." Shun suggested.

"I do not need a babysitter!" Said bakugan yelled while hitting the screen. "Ow!"

"Apparently you do."

"Shut up birdbrain!"

"Calm down." Dan said while putting her in his palm. "It might be fun."

"Yeah and I'm not a small ball."

"Well would you rather spend your time in a random pond and get swallowed by a fish?"

"..." she turned and started cursing for a few seconds before turning back. "Alright, but if you treat me like a toy I'm going to hit you in the eyes."

"I won't." He said as Tayghen just looked at the screen.

"Now that I look at you more closely, the frog boy is kind of cute, for a human."

"Heh, thanks." blushed Marucho with a chuckle.

"But the birdbrain is annoying. But he's fine if he doesn't try any cheating like last time."

"I wasn't cheating. That was you and your brother."

"If I had a tongue right now I would have stuck it at you."

"Anyways, can you guys tell the others what's going on?"

"Sure thing Dan."

"But be careful, she might attack you in your sleep."

"I'm not that stupid birdbrain! Plus why the fuck would I do that to him?!"

"Didn't stop you when you and the others attacked our town."

"Orders." She rolled her eyes. "That and it was either sleeping and getting destroyed or working and getting defeated by you two."

"Ok bye." spoke Dan ending the call.

Tayghen looked at Dan and sighed. "So what do humans do to pass the time?"

"All sorts of stuff."

"Like?"

Dan took a whiff of her and gagged. "Like taking a bath, which you need badly."

"How?! I'm a ball now!"

"That just means you'll be easy to clean up and real quick too."

She blushed a little as Dan walked into the bathroom and started turning on the water in the tub. 'This is going to be one of those days isn't it?'

(One bath preparation later)

"Ok, it's nice and clean. Hop in."

Tayghen looked at that tub and jumped in before sinking like a stone. "Damn it!"

Dan reached in and pulled her out while setting her down on a floating bar of soap. "Forgot about that."

She grumbled at that. "Not fun, I mean I'm a great swimmer but now I'm sinking like a Subterra."

"Well you're gonna have to get use to it otherwise you'll go stir crazy."

"...fine." She said while Dan started to wash her with another bar of soap. "That's kind of nice, but what is that stuff you're using?"

"Soap."

"Soap?"

"It's used to clean."

"Oh…...so it's like molting without the parasites?"

"Um….let's just say it works." he replied with a shudder at the image.

Tayghen nodded while feeling the soap on her body. 'This is the life, and it's great on my...skin? Wait do I even have skin right now?'

"Alright now to wash it off." He said while picking her up and dunking her into the water.

Which made her sigh at the cold feeling to her body as she decided to try swimming again. But she only went a few meters before sinking again. 'FUCK!'

"Hang on, I told you you can't swim."

She felt herself being picked up again. "Damn it, I'm must be fat right now."

"More like heavy, but you're not fat." he replied while drying her with a towel. "And see? That didn't even take a minute."

"Thanks." She said as Dan let the water drain from the tub. "But what else is there to do?"

"Maybe just talking or watching tv?"

"Tv?"

(Later)

"So humans watch from a box." She asked while watching a show on fish. "And see odd animals on it?"

"It's not just animals, they can see all sorts of cool stuff."

"Like what exactly?"

"Shows about comedy, action, horror, romance-"

"Romance? You mean like mating right?"

"Well technically yeah."

She blushed. "Oh….that's great." 'Humans are so strange.' She then saw some eels having sex on the tv.

Dan saw and quickly changed it to show a monster truck rally. "Here's something lots of people like."

"...robots killing each other?" She said confused.

"No, they're monster trucks."

"Monster trucks? What are they?"

"Big trucks that are meant to crush over smaller cars."

She rolled to the side. "Huh?"

"Nevermind." He said as a commercial flashed on as a mermaid appeared advertising condoms.

'What in the hell?' she thought confused while Dan changed it with a blush.

"Um look." He said while seeing the channel was one about cats. "A show about cats."

Tayghen felt like running from seeing the cats on screen. 'That's odd, but it's not like they are real right?'

"So what happened after the invasion?"

"Just relaxed and swam around the oceans. Nothing too special."

"What about your brother?"

"Oh Hairadee desired to find a mate, I think it was some Wormquake. Can't remember." She said while trying to shrug. 'Great, I can't even do that!'

Dan thought about it while cringing a little. "Oh that's….nice. But what about you?"

"I'm single, but I'm not going to find a mate until one with my quiteria is found."

"Your what?"

"Quiteria, my ideal things in a mate."

"And what is that exactly?"

"Strong, not a sissy, is sweet with me, and is a good swimmer." She listed off. "Oh and they have to be good looking inside and out."

'Wow, that's actually mature for her. Who knew?'

"Oh and he has to beat me in a holding your breath underwater contest for ten minutes. I hold the record for ten minutes and fifty seconds."

'That's a weird choice.' He thought as the channel changed to a cooking show with a fish that looked like Tayghen's lower body.

"Ok now after getting your fish we cut it up,"

CUT!

"And then put some salt on the insides as we pull out the bones."

Squeeeesh!

"AHHHHH!" Tayghen screamed while hopping into Dan's shirt. "WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE LIVING FUCK! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!"

"Easy easy!" he spoke reaching in to try and grab her. "Calm down!"

She shivered while stuttering. "W-What was that?!" 'No no no no nope!'

"Just someone making food."

"B-But the creature!"

"It's a fish, it's not gonna happen to you."

She started to calm down but she had to open her ball form a little. "A-Are you sure?"

"Yeah, besides while you're like this you're technically not...well you don't have flesh, know what I'm saying?"

"..." she opened up and sighed heavily. "Thanks for reminding me. But let's stop looking at this before I get sick."

Dan shut it off and sighed. "Sorry, maybe we should try something else."

"Like what?"

"Maybe just um…..well…."

"You got nothing right?"

"No no, I'm just thinking." He said before getting an idea. "How about we do some prank calls?"

"Prank calls?" She asked confused. "Like making noises to others?"

"It's way more fun then that."

"How so?"

Dan got up and picked up the phone and called.

"Hello, Julie speaking."

"Yeah is your refrigerator running?"

"Yes why?"

"Well you better go get it then!"

"..."

Click.

Dan snickered while Tayghen looked confused.

"Um what was that?"

"A prank call, want to try Tayghen?"

"...alright." She said as Dan made another call.

"Yello this is Marucho."

"Um, do you have pants?"

"Yes why?"

"Because you are….zipping around?"

"...I don't get it."

"Me too. Sorry frog boy."

"I'm not a frog boy- wait is this Tayghen?"

"No, I'm mister...Cock a Tease." she replied while Dan quickly ended the call. "Was that good?"

"Not really, but try something that someone might get." He said while making another call.

"Hello Runo speaking."

"Yeah this is the exterminator and I just got a call that you have a big infestation."

"WHAT!?"

"Yes a major case of the cooties."

"What do I do?!"

"Stay calm and head to the nearest mall and yell cooties." he snickered.

Click.

"Was that a good idea? What if this cootie insect attacks her?" Tayghen asked confused.

"There are no such thing as cooties." he smiled. "But luckily Runo never learned that."

"...oh." She snickered before giggling loudly. 'Ha! What a moron this girl is!'

'Wow that's a nice laugh.' Dan thought with surprise. 'But then again she's surprised me several times so what's one more to add.'

"So anything else?" She asked while calming down.

"Besides just talking, nothing special, so how about we do something you like?"

She tilted her body. "Really?"

"Yeah, it only makes sense."

She thought about it before getting an idea. "Let's go swimming."

"It's kind of late and the pool is closed."

"Oh...what about in the thing you washed me in?" She asked. "We can swim in there."

"It's kinda small and for me all I could do is sit there."

"I really don't care, that's what I want to do and I'm going to get it even if I have to head butt your head."

"Alright alright no need to get your tail in a bundle."

"What?"

"Nevermind, let's just go."

She nodded as they went to the bathroom.

(Later)

"So you're going to sleep?" Tayghen asked seeing Dan getting under the covers.

"Yep."

"Oh." She said before Dan beckoned her. "What are you doing?"

"Well you can sleep next to me if you want."

She blushed. "Are you sure?"

"Yep plus I figured you might need something to lay on since you're a long way from home."

"Well….alright." She said while hopping onto the bed and laid on Dan's chest. "Good night Dan."

"Night Tayghen." He said as they went to sleep and dreamed of another great day.

'Such a nice human, maybe they aren't so bad after all?'