Crazy trouble with love part 4

Obito and Kakasia

Series: Naruto

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'I'm done for…..this is really gonna be the end….' Thought Obito while being crushed under a massive boulder. 'The end….of….me. But….at least Rin and….Kakasia….made it out…'

His one eye started to slowly shut as he embraced his end.

But on this day, fate had other plans.

(Later)

"You're getting sleepy." Muttered a voice in the nin's ear. "Really sleepy and hungry."

He groaned and felt his body start to slowly stir.

"You're getting sleepy and wanting to use the bathroom. Think of water rushing down on your body as you float down a large waterfall full of jagged rocks."

"Ugh…."

"Good now think of naked girls with big breasts. See how they hug you between their mounds."

'What the...is that the Shinigami?' He thought while opening his eyes. Only to see a man with a spiral face with a hole in the center and white skin.

"Oh you're awake, have a good sleep?"

"W...What?" he spoke in a hoarse voice. "Who are you?"

"I have no name. Oh did you pee?"

'What's his problem?'

"Well?"

"No." he spoke while blinking again. "Wait, how can I see? Am I dead?"

"Nope, you're alive, but you're broken."

"...what?"

"You know, broken, can't be fixed, needs to be repaired. I can go on you know."

"I know what that means." he groaned while trying to sit up.

"You need to stay down, I mean your left side is destroyed along with your face. Except for your eye, which is still working fine." He said while pointing to Obito's left side.

"Where am I?"

"In a cave near the Valley of the End, under the Madara stature, in its butt."

'What the hell is wrong with this...guy?' He thought before seeing that his left arm was gone along with his leg. 'WHAT THE?!'

"Wait here, I'll go get him."

"Get who?!"

"The boss." He said before disappearing into the ground.

'What is going on?!' he thought while trying to move a little bit. That's when he found out that his body couldn't move at all since he only two limbs. 'Dammit! That guy is insane, and why the mask?' He then thought about his team, more specificity, Kakasia.

'You should have gotten out of here Obito, but at least you're alive.' She said in his head.

'But what's good being alive like this? I'm no genius, I can't even be a shinobi at this point.'

'That doesn't mean you're not thankful to be alive, plus Rin and I are worried about you. Just please, come back safely.' She said before fading from his mind for now.

"I'm back! And I brought the boss!" The man called out while appearing next to Obito. Well above his head more specifically.

"Well where is he?"

"Right here boss." He waved as an old man with a cane walked into the room.

Obito looked at him and swore he seemed familiar. 'He looks old and decrepit, but that eye. He's had experience in life as a shinobi.'

The man moved towards him and looked him over.

"Who...are you?"

He huffed. "The newer generation may have no memories of the battles of yesteryear but I was the most powerful shinobi to ever live, and the one you hail from." He then showed Obito a familiar eye. "I am Madara Uchiha, the founder of the Uchiha clan and the co founder of Konoha."

Obito's eyes widened. "That's why you're familiar, but...that's not possible."

"But it is true young one, I am alive and well. But my health is dwindling and I'm close to the Shinigami's grasp." he let out in a raspy voice. "It took quite a bit of work just to keep you from dying."

"But why save me?"

"Because through my years I've come to realize that this world needs a true chosen one to end the endless destruction and pain for all beings."

Obito blinked. "What? Are you serious?"

He nodded. "And I found that chosen one within you, Obito Uchiha."

"Me? Why me?"

"Because it's through my knowledge and experience that I managed to not only acquire a higher level of the sharingan, but unlock the rinnegan, the eyes of the sage of six paths himself."

His jaw dropped at that while feeling like he just talked to a god.

"Boss, should I get the new limbs?" The spiral faced man asked.

"Yes." nodded Madara as part of the spiral faced man stretched out and moved over before attaching to Obito's stumps while the man started feeling a weird sensation.

'W-What is he?!' Obito thought with wide eyes as his limbs started to return, but in a different color along with feeling a massive surge of chakra growing inside him. Slowly the part went back to the man and he was looking at a new arm and leg which felt all natural.

"All done, but try to not relieve yourself for a few days." The man said with a hint of humor.

"S-Shut up!" He blushed while thinking of Kakasia in the nude.

"Alas, I had to transfer my rinnegan to an orphan who I feel will need someone to ensure he stays on the right track. I want that person to be you."

"...but why? I'm just a genin."

"But one from my clan, one that's not prideful and knows of suffering as I have. Out of all the Uchiha in this world, only you have the will to carry out the world's salvation."

"And you might be able to help your friends." The masked man said. "Especially this Kakasia person you've been talking about in your sleep."

"What? What do you mean?" he asked while ignoring the last part.

"The boss knows a thing or two about woman, since he had a harem-"

"No not that part!"

"While you were resting your two friends were being pursued by a squad or kiri nin." spoke Madara. "You need more time to rest if you plan to go and save them."

He went wide eyed while thinking of them in danger. 'Even if I'm stuck here I'm not going to let them down again!'

"Now let's get started."

(A long few months later)

Obito panted while feeling exhausted. And by that he was more like he nearly got cooked by a fire jutsu he never heard of before. "This….is crazy."

"What is?" The spiral man, now named Tobi, asked while appearing under his feet. "Is it your bodily functions for the toilet? If so you can tell-"

"NO! I mean it's been months and I'm more than ready to go save my friends!"

"Even Kakasia? Well from what you're telling me in your sleep is correct, she might have changed biological and," she moved his arms near his sides and down to his hips. "Physically."

"T-That's not the point!" he blushed. "They could be dead at this point! I have to leave and save them now!"

"True, but you're still working on your movement. And you're still slow as a snail."

"Hey!"

"But I could assist you, in another way that is."

"What way?"

Tobi then latched onto Obito while covering his face with his own. "Like this."

"Ah!" he cried out with wide eyes. "What are you doing?"

"Assisting you. I'm now your arms and legs, but if you need to pee, try holding it in."

"Would you stop bringing that up!"

"No." he said before going through the ground.

(In the outside world)

Obito rose up out of the ground and was impressed while bending his legs and starting running in a random direction to get a feeling of his surroundings.

"So how does it feel?" Tobi asked while running up some trees. "Having your legs back I mean."

"They actually feel brand new and better than before. I actually feel like a brand new shinobi."

"And maybe a chick magnet. I mean with all the kinky stuff coming from your head, I'm surprised you're still single."

"S-Shut up!" he sputtered before noticing several nin up ahead and stopped behind a tree and went wide eyed as he saw Kakasia and Rin surrounded by kiri nin, but that's not what made him chill to the bone. It was the fast Kakasia's hand was through Rin's body while it sparked with lightning.

"Looks like your crush killed your friend, how sad." Tobi said while Obito started to see red. Literally.

'No! This isn't real!' he thought while seeing Kakasia pull her hand free and pass out with the kiri nin moving closer to them. "GET AWAY FROM THEM!"

They turned to the sound of the voice before getting impaled by tree branches from within their own bodies.

Obito let out a roar of anger while several of them were sucked into a sudden vortex that came out of nowhere while he dropped to his knees and panted from the sudden use of chakra.

"Good shot, but you still have one person left. The one that killed your friend." Tobi said. "And look she's still breathing."

Obito didn't listen and instead moved over in between them and held Rin's head while looking at Kakasia and felt tears run down his cheeks from all sorts of emotions. Confusion, anger, betrayal, and sadness that he saw one of his own friends kill the other for some unknown reason. "Rin…..why? Why did you have to die?"

"Avenge yourself against the killer." Spoke a specter of Rin. "Kill Kakasia and bring me peace."

He sniffed and looked at Kakasia and reached out towards her head before pulling it back with a cry. "I...can't! I just can't."

"You must, or I shall never have peace. Don't you love me Obito? Don't you care for me?"

"Y...Yes….but I care for...Kakasia too."

"But she killed me. She killed me in cold blood! If you can't kill her then you're a pathetic weakling!"

"STOP IT!" he yelled into the air with more tears. "I CAN'T DO IT!"

"Mmm…" groaned Kakasia while opening her eyes. She then saw the person. "W...Who are you?"

"Kill her, kill Kakasia!"

He looked at Kakasia through the eyehole before turning and started sprinting away.

"Wait…" said girl groaned while trying to get up. "Wait!"

"Go back and kill her!"

"Are you ok?" Tobi asked. "You looked kind of out of it."

Obito didn't say anything before seeing Kakasia appearing in front of him.

"Hold on, just stay still for a second." She said while Obito took a better look at her, which was odd since she was a little taller then him now with a chest that was about a C cup now.

But at the moment he was trying to keep himself under control. He jumped over her and sprinted away into the trees as fast as possible.

"Hey wait!" Kakasia called out while running after him.

(A while later)

Obito ran faster before getting stuck between a cliff and his former friend.

"Tell me, who are you? And were the one who killed those shinobi?"

"..."

"Kill her!" The ghost of Rin said in Obito's ear. "Kill her and save my soul!"

"Answer me, just who are you?"

"...farewell." he muttered before running off the cliff.

"Hey wait!" She called out while seeing the man vanishing into the ground. "..."

(Back with Madara)

"He will come back, they always do." He muttered as Obito appeared in the room. "Welcome back, Obito."

"..." Obito ignored him while Tobi unlatched from his body. "I can't believe it….I just can't."

"But it can, that is what war is. A disease that twists people into monsters." spoke Madara with satisfaction.

"But…."

"This event can strengthen you, change it into your power and use it to bring peace through force."

Obito thought about it but then recalled how Kakasia said that those that left their teammates were worse then trash before thinking something crazy. What if it was the only way to save Rin?

'If that's true, why kill Rin?' he thought. 'It's completely hypocritical and it goes who she is.' He then recalled how he did the same thing, well almost, with Kakasia when she was about to die and it clicked. 'She was….acting like me.'

"Hello?" Tobi said waving his arm in his face. "Are you in there?"

"Yeah." he shook his head with a sigh. 'But what should I do? I wanna get mad, but she's my last friend left.' He then got an idea. 'What if I can convince Tobi to possess me again? And maybe if I can make him follow Kakasia then I could find out what actually happened.'

"What will you do now that you've seen the pain of losing someone close to you, and by the hands of someone you care for at the same time?"

Obito took a deep breath and said. "I would find out why before letting my emotions out."

"Then if you assist in keeping an eye on the chosen one I have picked, you will find the answers." 'By the time you do it'll be too late.'

"And who is this other chosen one and if he or she's still alive, where exactly are they?" He asked confused.

"Nagato, you can find him near Ame, but remember not to meet him, merely observe from a distance."

"And bring a umbrella. It's quite wet there." Tobi added.

"Well if I'm going, maybe Tobi here can lend me some help just in case something happens to me. If I die he can come back and tell you what happened."

Madara thought about it and could not find any fault in the boy's logic. "Very well, go with him Tobi."

"Ok boss!" He called out before latching onto Obito. "Ready when you are."

And so Obito slipped into the ground while hoping things turned out easy.

(A while later)

"Say Tobi, ever tried letting me take control for a second, you must be tried."

"Not really, I can't sleep or eat or even use the toilet." Tobi replied. "But I can stay awake for years."

"Well my body's more then rested up, plus I'm getting use to these new limbs."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, so maybe I can take control while you just do whatever?"

"...ok? But I don't see why I should."

"It's so I can get my muscles going and keep on my own feet in case something happens to you."

"...ok." He said while letting him take control. "I'll just try sleeping, if I can that is."

"You do that." 'While I find Kakasia and ask her side of the story.'

(Five months later)

'Ok, so I'm lost.' He thought while in the middle of nowhere. 'Just my luck, but somehow Tobi went into sleep...for five months.'

He looked around and saw a crossroad sign that either pointed to Ame or Konoha. 'I know I have to keep an eye on this Nagato kid….but I have to know the truth.'

And so, against the will of the gods, he headed to the right and towards his home.

(Two months later)

-Outside Konoha-

Obito looked into the village from a tall tree without actually going inside yet. 'This is it….my home. But why do I feel like once I'm in this place that I would find something worse than hell?'

He rubbed his chin and went into the tree before moving through the ground and popped up behind the village gates and stuck close to the shadows.

'It's kind of peaceful? But isn't the war still going on?' He thought while looking at the more calmer streets that seemed out of place. 'And why is everyone so laxed right now?' he didn't hear the sounds of nin attacking or jutsu being used and kept moving while questioning just what happened while he was gone.

He then walked down a pathway and looked around before seeing Kakasia walking towards a park. 'What's going on?' He followed her close behind before seeing her walk towards a large rock with a plaque on it. 'Is that really Kakasia? She looks...different.'

She looked at the plague and raised her head up. "Obito, Rin….I'm sorry for not saving you both."

He looked down and tried not to cry while surprised since she sounded genuinely sad. Something he didn't expect that much if she killed Rin without feeling guilty.

"I know I did terrible things, but...if I didn't then what am I but trash. Rin….I know the Isobi was forced into you….but why did you ask me to kill you, we could have found a way." She said while a lone tear want down her face. "Obito...I know we had our differences and you had an annoying habit with eye drops. But….I cared for you more than you realized. And yes, I knew about your crush, but….I wasn't honest with myself." She sighed. "Just know that I was hard on you because….I liked you Obito."

Obito's jaw dropped hearing that. 'W-What!?'

"I wish I told you before you died….but I guess I was a coward." She chuckled sadly. "Obito, if your hearing this then forgive me for letting you die that day."

He felt tears in his eyes and sniffled while letting out in a whisper. "Kakasia."

She then walked off towards his direction. "Obito….it should have been me that died, not you."

He sniffled and tried wiping the tears away under the mask, but didn't realize she could spot him behind the tree. "Kakasia, I...I didn't know." 'Oh kami, and I was going to kill her before...I'm such a baka.'

She raised an eyebrow before appearing behind the man. "And how did you know my name-wait you're that guy from before."

His eyes widened and he went with his instincts, which was to start sprinting away from her.

"Hey wait!" She called out while running after him and surprisingly outflanked him and stopped him.

Obito gulped before getting grabbed on the arm.

"I got you now, so tell me who you are and why you said my name." she glared with an iron grip on him.

'What should I do?!' He thought while sweating. And that was when he tried something. "Huh?" He said in a muffled voice.

Which Kakasia didn't buy in the slightest. "Quit the act and tell me or else."

'Shit! Do I tell her the truth or make up a name? Wait...that's it!' "Call me Tobi!"

"..." she raised an eyebrow at that. "Tobi...that's your name?"

"Yep, and I'm a good boy."

"...you're lying so quit making it harder on yourself."

'Shit! How can she tell?!'

"Talk." She said squeezing his arm. "Or I'll show you how a Jonin handles intruders."

"J-Jonin?!" he spoke with wide eyes. "Since when were you a jonin?"

"Since the war ended- wait….that voice." She said with wide eyes while talking a better look at him and saw the eye. 'No...it's not possible!' "O...O...Obito!?"

"N-N-No no! I'm Tobi! I'm a good boy!" he tried saying in a higher child-like voice.

Kakasia started to shake before hugging him. "Obito! You stupid baka!"

"I'm Tobi not this Obito person!" He tried to say while groaning from the hug, that was before getting punched in the head.

"I was worried sick about you!"

"OW!" he winced while the mask was in one piece he still felt it. "Why'd you hit me if you missed me!"

"Because I thought you were dead!" She glared as tears ran down her eyes. "I was torn inside and I thought my heart was ripped out."

"Well…..I'm here." he sighed while looking away.

Kakasia sniffled while feeling her heart ache. "Why...why didn't you come home if your were alive all this time *Sniff*."

Obito sighed. "It's complicated."

"Well you're not leaving until you tell me it all."

"...alright." He sighed while explaining his entire story in great detail.

(One explanation later)

"That's….insane."

"I know, but I'm alive and that's all that matters Kakasia." Obito sighed. "And to be fair, I didn't know you felt that way to me."

She felt her face heat up and looked away. "Well….I didn't try anything cause you liked Rin and didn't wanna make things complicated."

"Well….if I had know beforehand I would have just accepted that, but…." he sighed. "Rin would have understood the reason."

Kakasia nodded before seeing the mask peel away revealing Obito's face. Her eyes widened seeing half his face was white and seemed off, but held a hand up to his cheek. "Obito, how do you feel? I mean do you still need your injuries looked after?"

"Maybe, but I feel fine." He admitted. "Especially when I'm with you. I did miss you Kakasia."

"And I missed you Obito, even your annoying habit of using eye drops."

Hee smiled while relaxing against her hand. "And I missed seeing your face when I surprise you."

"You never di-" she tried to say before getting kissed on the cheek. She blushed while he chuckled. "T-That doesn't count."

"Oh? Then does this," he leaned over and kissed her lips. "Count Kakasia-chan?"

She blushed crimson while narrowing her eyes and pulled him in before kissing him and holding it there for a minute or two.

When he finally was able to breath again, he stood there red in the face while feeling his heart jump and skip a beat. "W...Wow…"

"I win." she teased pulling her mask back up.

"That….oh kami…." he said while shaking his head. "I'll beat you next time!"

"How about now?"

Obito blushed again before Kakasia took his hand. "You're on."

They smiled while feeling like their hearts were mended.

And what of Tobi? Well….

'While I should stop this, I think this is a better way to bring peace. Plus I get to see what humans can do so that's a bonus.'

Even a clone can't stop a reunion like this, and who knows what would have happened if this happened differently.