A House with Rabbits
Is the Order a Rabbit? belongs to Manga Time Kirara, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure belongs to Hirohiko Araki. If I did own any of these, I would have attempted to not name [Stands] after copyright songs.
The reason I made this is because I was watching Is the Order a Rabbit?, seeing how cute they were and I wondered if they had a JoJo crossover. Not even Danbooru has any pieces of fanart! There's nothing!
Read, review, favorite and follow if you like this story. I'll try to keep on improving, I need all the support I can get from you guys. I wanna put another image for the fic but FF's managing of photos isn't working for me at least, right now.
Which character should I ship Joren with? Or even at all? Also Speedwagon in the first to follow and review the story, thanks Speedwagon, ARSLOTHES, and HerculesPoirot! Thanks for following and reviewing!
My [Stand], [It's the Nutshack] will obliterate all my enemies.
STORY IS NOW.
Joren went through the exit of the airport, the crowds of people walked past him as he tugged onto his luggage. He looked at the kanji written all over the place, confused as fuck.
"My eyes..." He rubbed them, jet lag setting on him. The Joestar wished he could just use [Earth Angel] to pull his luggage for him but then it'll look like a haunted baggage. "This is Japan? Thought there would be cute girls here..."
"Umm, excuse me?" He felt a finger tap his shoulder, turning around, the teen found himself faced with some taxi driver. In the driver's hand were big English letters saying 'Joestar'. "I'm with the Speedwagon Foundation, I had to disguise myself as a taxi driver on the orders of your father."
"Adopted father." Joren corrected. "Yes, he told me that this mission requires me to take an identity while I'm in Kaanin."
"Let me take your bags then, sir." The man put the sign likely up his ass and Joren handed the luggage to the man.
"I could get used to this..." The boy grinned devilishly before getting in the car.
"You sent him by himself?" Jotaro asked Joseph through the phone. "If this is Dio we are talking about..."
"I know, I know. I told Joren he'll do it himself but I'm going to contact Josuke the moment I hear the kid's in Kaanin. He's going to stay in a café under the guise of a barista as he investigates."
"And if Dio comes back?" The old man coughed uncomfortable as an answer. "You piece of shit."
"Don't get mad, as long as Josuke tells us he's in trouble, he'll tell us to come."
"Oh fuck, that was a long ride." The boy got out of the car, panting. The Speedwagon Foundation driver got out of the car also. "Sorry, sir. This is as far as I could take you, you have to walk there."
"I'll find my own way there, then." He replied to the driver, going to the back to grab his baggage. "Send my regards to whoever is your CEO, or something. Also if you can, tell my old man that I made it."
Joren looked around, this place screamed Europe all over it, the buildings were European, the signs were in English (with Japanese text below it, just extremely small), not even those signature sakura trees were present. Even on the highest point of the town was this building with the roof of a medieval tower!
Do they even have good internet here?
The boy's thoughts were interrupted when fumes of gas entered his nostrils. The taxi zoomed off, likely wanting to get out of there before shit hit the fan. He coughed for a bit. "Asshat." Grasping his bag, he then began pulling it into the street.
In a forest on the outskirts, Hol Horse, a [Stand] user who crossed paths with the Joestars before had many worries plaguing his mind. 'Why did I even go to him?! Dammit, I know he said he'd pay a lot but still!' Hol Horse hasn't changed in the last few years, his masculine build and clothing were still the same but his hair lost its color, strands of white laid about.
'S-Shit! Now I'm stuck in this situation if I back down, I'll get killed!' The man approached a clearing, seeing a group of people already there. "Ah, sorry to keep you all waiting!" Hol Horse dragged a bag containing several things. "It takes a bit to walk from that laboratory to here so, yeah-"
"Show us the money! I didn't board a plane just to here you!" A man wearing red with an owl mask yelled. "Yeah, what he said!" Another man, wearing a hockey mask and wearing blue agreed. The [Stand] user sighed before opening the large bag, filled with jewels, gold, and other valuables. The group stared at the objects with greed in their eyes before the holder closed it.
"You'll get paid for your services, each of you if you do what I say." Hol Horse said. "The person I am working for wants you to capture a person with the bloodline of Joestar, get anyone with that last name or see if they have a star shaped birthmark on the back of their neck."
"And?" The same blue hockey mask wearing man looked eager at the bag of treasure. "Tell us to do so we can get the money, man! I need that moola!"
"Ugh, you [Stand] users were all chosen personally to do this task, as discreetly as possible. My client doesn't want to hear you guys blowing up buildings or taking people hostage, we want this as secret as possible."
"Pardon me but what is your leader's reasons for this?" A girl who wore lolita clothing asked politely. "Some of our [Stands] have killed bystanders before. In fact, your leader didn't even tell us his name."
"Yes, I cannot disclose why but all of you will be paid even if you didn't do the job, as long as Joestar is captured. The person who catches him will have a bonus if they do." Lunging the bag back to his back, Hol Horse looked at them. "I'm heading back to the guy I'm working with, remember, as quiet as possible with nobody else involved besides the Joestars, got it?"
They all nodded, the man sighed and they all parted way. 'Damn, don't know what that guy's plan is but this feels unnecessary as hell.'
Joren walked around, his bag going after him. He was absolutely disgusted by this place, mainly because of how ridiculously happy it was. "What the hell? This is dark political age, why is everyone so happy! There isn't a single mugger in sight!" The boy was used to the poor and corruption of the Philippines and the crime and protesters of New York, this entire concept of this sort of peacefulness was entirely alien to him.
There were cafés, people socializing on the tables with smiles, flower shops, clean, stone sidewalks, beautiful houses and kids running around happily...
He hated it. All of it.
Okay, sure it didn't sound THAT bad but this kind of happiness was uncanny to him. 'Shit, the sun might be even smiling.' He approached a bridge by the river, akin to Venice with boats down the canal. Happy children passed him, smiling.
"Hope you kids get cancer." He whispered to himself, Joren then realized that he doesn't even know where the fuck to go. "Shoot." Looking behind him, the boy then laid his eyes on likely the cutest girl he ever saw. She has shoulder length orange hair with a flower hair clip on the right, having purple eyes and wearing a cute dress with a satchel by her side and luggage on her hand.
"Holy fuck..." His breath went hoarse all a sudden, the girl then looked down at the bridge, smiling at the boats that went under the bridge. "Umm, excuse me?" The girl stopped to turn to him, the adopted Joestar going up close. "Do you know where the Rabbit House café is, I don't know where."
The girl looked at him before smiling. "Sorry! I just moved here, you can see?" He stared at the luggage, then it clicked in his mind.
"Oh, whoops. Shoulda seen that also." What a fucking great start to a conversation with the only girl he considered attractive. 'Dammit, my dick for a mind fucked me over.'
"Who are you, you're carrying luggage so you don't look like you're around here either?" She titled her head. "In fact, you don't look Japanese at all!" Shoot, his not so Asian appearance didn't lie.
"Oh, I'm Filipino but I lived in the US for the most of it. Had to learn Japanese because of my relatives." The girl then tiptoed to his face, despite being taller than her, he was surprised.
"Wow, I've never seen a Filipino before!" She then reached for the inside of her bag, taking out a map. "This is a map for the city, you might find where you're looking for." Joren looked at the map, it was not being very reliable because it didn't mark anything, just having the layout.
"Ugh, never mind. My name's Joren Joestar, thanks for the help." He opened his hand for a good shake but the girl grabbed his hand with both of her own.
"My name's Hoto Cocoa, nice to meet you, JoJo-kun!"
'Hoto Cocoa? That is too convenient for a name-' His mind then had to take a step back. "JoJo?"
"You said that your name is Joren Joestar, they both have a 'Jo' in it, so why not JoJo?" This nickname is a curse for the family, now going to him and he wasn't even related. "What's the place you need to go to?"
"The Rabbit House-" Cocoa's eyes immediately shot up like an eager child on drugs. "Cocoa-"
"A Rabbit House? You mean like...a house with rabbits?!" The girl then imagined herself drinking coffee and playing with rabbits at the same time. Joren knows what she's thinking.
'Okay, maybe she's too eccentric for my tastes...' He then felt her clasp his hands, Joren grabbed his luggage quickly. "What the-"
"C'mon, we gotta go find your Rabbit House, JoJo-kun!" Now that boy was stuck with that name. Joren hoped she was a [Stand] user leading him to a trap, so he'll at least find something to do. Currently, now he was being dragged by the girl around the town.
Cocoa and Joren talked as they walked around the place, learning a bit of each other. Joren learned that Cocoa was in a program at her school for transfers where they have to work at a place to stay there, hers was the Kafuu residence. Cocoa learned Joren was adopted, going here on some personal business.
"JoJo-kun! You look like one of those boys in an anime!" She told him, the boy blinking for a bit. He was always told he was handsome, not by just Grandma Suzie but by various people, being called as pretty as Giorno by Guido Mista.
"I get that a lot." He wondered if he could escape with [Earth Angel], then he immediately remembered his [Stand] could only glide, not fly. "Oh crap! We found it."
Right in front of them was a building with sign 'Rabbit House' on it with a rabbit touching a cup of coffee cutely. Cocoa immediately squealed, linking her arm around Joren's to his embarrassment and bolting inside. Instead of rabbits or any form of animals, the place looked like any normal café.
'This is my hideout? There better be good internet.' Joren thought to himself, the two looked around to looking straight in front of them was a small girl with white hair wearing a blue uniform of sorts and a...ball of fluff on her head. She turned to them, holding a plate, having blue eyes, two black crosses n the side of her head, and that ball of fluff had a eyes and a mouth.
The girl was basically diabetes incarnate.
"Welcome." Okay, Joren nearly had a heart attack when the girl said that. 'Okay, Cocoa you may be my age but this girl beat your cuteness factor.' He noted, no offense because Cocoa is still cute.
"Rabbits, rabbits..." Cocoa walked in, searching for any animal that would likely been Joren's lunch at one point. "There aren't any rabbits." Cocoa looked around again. "There aren't any rabbits." She repeated and looked under the table. "There aren't any rabbits!"
No shit, Sherlock.
The girl holding the plate blinked, downright confused on what was going on. Joren tapped the girl's shoulder.
"Excuse me, my name's Joren Joestar." The girl jumped back, surprised. "You okay, kid?"
"I'm fine, welcome to the house, Joestar-san."
"Just call me Joren." He assured her. In the [Stand] user's mind, he wondered what the heck the thing on her head was.
"Or JoJo!" Cocoa mentioned, much to Joren's irritation. The girl had the menu on her hands. The white haired girl then went to the counter, grabbed a glass and began filling it with water. The boy decided to sit with Cocoa and sat in the chair opposite of her.
"So, how's it like in the States?" The girl asked, as she read the menu. "I've heard it's going crazy for a guy named Trump!"
"Yeah, all I do is play video games, I don't socialize."
"That's sad, having friends can be fun!" She pointed out, he blinked. "Hahahahaha. No." He gave a deadpanning answer much to her disappointment.
"Here." The girl waitress set two glasses for them. "My father is out currently, JoJo-san." He nearly wanted to spit out the water he was drinking, hearing that accursed name. "He won't be back for the evening."
"Okay." Cocoa looked at the thing on her head. "What's the shaggy thing on your head?"
"The shaggy thing? This is Tippy, he's a rabbit." Joren looked at Tippy in every perspective. This thing could pass more for a [Stand] than a fucking rabbit. "What do you wish to order?"
"I'll take that rabbit!"
"He's not for sale." Cocoa immediately collapsed on the table, pretending to sob. "At least..." She stood up once again. "At least let me cuddle him!" What is this? Rabbit prostitution?
"You get one cuddle per cup of coffee." Damn, that was a good sales tactic. Joren was starting to like this girl, in a not romantic way.
"I'll take three!" Well, at least he doesn't have to pay for coffee. The girl went towards the coffee brewer, with Tippy the rabbit being dangerously close to the flames.
'Wow, she's mature and responsible.' Joren noted seeing the girl make the coffee. 'And slower than me shoving a dick up my ass.' This coffee process was taking forever. Joren looked at his phone, seeing a few messages were there.
One from Joseph, replying after being told he arrived. Not bothering to read that much.
Another was from Grandma Suzie wishing me luck on my vacation all by myself. She's sweet and all but she makes crappy e-mails.
Last one...from unknown?
Joren frowned, is this an advertisement?
Hello Joren.
Come to the forest later, either that our I'm coming to you to give you something, I swear I'm friendly.
Sincerely, Some [Stand] user who in no way wants to harm you.
Well, that was a fucked up e-mail. Joren wondered who was stupid enough to ask him to what was obviously a trap? How did they even get this number? Well, shit. Now he had to find someone in a forest, which is fan-fucking-tastic.
"Cocoa-" He looked up to see the waitress already placed three cups of coffee on the table and his newly found 'friend' was smelling some. He grabbed a mug also and began sipping it in the most dissatisfied face as possible.
"This smells good! Is this Blue Mountain?" The fuck do Blue Mountains have to do with coffee. "No, it's Colombian." The white haired girl answered back, Cocoa blinked at her dumbness.
'Wait, those are coffee tastes? How the absolute fuck do people actually cram such useless info in their mind?' The two drank all of their coffee after some more mislabeling of coffee flavors. "This is actually good."
Cocoa rushed through two of the coffees already. "Can I hold him?" The waitress sighed and handed the rabbit to her. The girl then began cuddling Tippy and rubbing its head cutely.
'S-Shit, she's adorable...' Joren thought.
"He's so soft..." She began drooling. "Whoops! I drooled!" Saliva went down onto the rabbit and to the Joestar's shock, the rabbit somehow fucking screamed the scream of an old man.
"What the hell? Did that rabbit just scream?" He placed his mug on the table. "You were imagining it." The owner of Tippy responded simply.
"I heard it too." Cocoa backed him up. The girl holding the plate began sweating a bit, something the Joestar caught on. "But he's still so fluffy!" And there was Cocoa's rubbing Tippy again, the rabbit began looking irritated.
"Hey! Let me go already, little girl!" Tippy somehow yelled in the most old man voice ever. The boy nearly sent out [Earth Angel] to turn the rabbit into a shit stain.
"It was me doing ventriloquism." The owner explained in the most monotone voice possible. Like that bullshit was going to fool him. Cocoa then handed Tippy back, seeing the rabbit irritated already.
"Starting this spring, I'll be moving to this town." For some unexplained reason, Cocoa told the girl her reasons on being here. "I met JoJo-kun by the bridge, he says he'll staying here, so he's going to get all the cuddles he could get from Tippy!"
'Like hell that rabbit with an old man's voice is staying with me!'
"I got so crazy trying to find this place because I thought there were rabbits, I seemed to lost my way to where I need to go.
"Where are staying?"
"Oh, after I was going to take JoJo-kun here, I was going to ask for directions. I'm looking for the Kafuu residence, do you know them?" She asked the girl. Joren then finished his coffee, it being in his mouth.
"This is the Kafuu residence." He then proceeded to spit his coffee out. Cocoa then jumped up, grabbing the arms of the girl and began shaking them up and down.
"Amazing! This is more than coincidence, this is fate! I get to live with JoJo-kun and...what was your name?"
"Chino, I'm the granddaughter of the owner." Wait...the pun raced into his mind, the girl's name being Kafuu Chino.
'What is with the names of this town?!' First was Hoto Cocoa and now Kafuu Chino, what's next, a Hoto Mocha?!
"My name's Cocoa, nice to meet you, China-chan!" Oh dear, she put the chan, that meets it ain't good. "The school told me I have to work here in exchange for lodging. I'm supposed to work around the house."
"But I do all the chores, Cocoa-san. JoJo-san is going to stay here for a bit also. My father's out doing groceries, there's another part-timer-" Chino was then hugged by Cocoa, making a very adorable scene for Joren.
"Think of me as you big sister, you can ask anything from me!"
"Oh dear, please, Dio kill me fast." The boy begged to the heavens once Cocoa requested Chino to call her Onee-chan, multiple times in fact.
"Cocoa-san, please start working right away. JoJo-san, follow us upstairs." The girl ordered and the both of them nodded.
The two went upstairs, carrying their luggage with them. They looked around the room which was surprisingly clean. "This is where both of you will be staying."
"Wait, both?" Joren turned to Cocoa who had unsettling stars in her eyes. "Is it...awkward for two opposite genders to stay in the same room?"
"Yes but Cocoa's stay here was already arranged. Yours was unexpected and this house isn't as spacious." The [Stand] user sighed, rubbing the back of his head. Embarrassed, Chino walked them to a closet. "You can both use this."
Shit, now he had watch out for panties.
"I'll bring your uniform." Chino then walked out of the room, closing the door.
"I get to wear a uniform?! Uniform! Uniform!"
'Did you get dropped as a child?' The Filipino thought, then suddenly he felt a chill up his spine. "Cocoa." The girl stopped her chanting, looking at a visible disturbed Joren. "There's someone in the closet." They turned to the end of the closet, their breaths becoming quiet.
[MENACING]
"Stand behind me." The girl went behind Joren, the boy summoned [Earth Angel] by his side, the angelic dark knight for a [Stand] aimed its fingers at the closet as he approached it slowly, his fingers gasped the handle as he swung it open.
There was a naked girl in there.
The girl in question, who he was staring at had long purple hair, long twintails going down her sides and purple eyes, staring at the two with her underwear on. She was as tall as him.
Dem curves though.
"THE FUCK." He covered his eyes, [Earth Angel] disappearing, what he saw now is imbedded in his mind. Might not be bad in a certain perspective.
"A-A thief in underwear!" Cocoa exclaimed, pointing at the girl in the closet.
"How did that boy know where I was? My presence was completely obscure..."
"WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!" Joren screamed, ready to jump out the window. He peeked for one fucking second to see the underwear-clad girl was now pointing a gun at them. "HOLY SHIT!"
"Who are you?" She asked, getting out and still not caring a male person was present. "I-I'll be working here today! I'm Hoto Cocoa!" His friend exclaimed. If his embarrassment for the body of the female species wasn't so high, he would just knock the girl out with [Earth Angel].
"I wasn't told about this? Who's he?"
"I'm Joren Joestar, I'm staying here for a bit!" Joren tried his way to wiggle out of his situation. If he had to, he must see the holy form of woman to use his [Stand]. "YOU ARE POINTING A FUCKING GUN AT US. PLEASE, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES."
The door opened, revealing Chino. "Did something happen?"
"Yeah, something happened!" Joren screamed. "There's a naked female in the closet!"
"Chino-chan! It's a robber! A naked robber!" Cocoa warned.
"I'm not! It's natural to disguise yourself from the enemy!"
"Then what's with the damn gun!" The boy questioned, eyes covered.
"It's for self-defense!" She said, taking out the magazine of the gun. "My dad's a soldier, so I've been trained for self-defense!"
"Naked though?"
"I'm a normal high school student-" The naked girl realized her situation, a boy seeing her in underwear. "Oh...right, my clothes..." The silence was unbearable, Joren and the girl turned red. "S-Shoot!" She went back in the closet and closed it. "Sorry you had to see that!"
"No problem!" Joren immediately ran out of the room, more like out of the house entirely. Chino and Cocoa watched from the window as they saw him running away in the street
"Will he get lost?" Chino asked.
"Nah, JoJo-kun knows where he's going!"
"I've never been so embarrassed in my life!" The naked girl cried out in the closet.
"Rize-san..."
"Fuck." The Joestar wanted to grab his eyes and bleach them. Sure, that girl was hot but...WHY?! "This trip better be worth it." He walked into the forest, his fingers twitching.
Apparently after running out, he finally decided to go to the forest like the e-mail told him to, him just walking around the forest and waiting for anyone. "No life besides some animals...not the giant monkeys that smoke cigarettes, just birds and rabbits.
Speaking of which...
"What the hell was Tippy?" Joren began thinking what the hell Tippy was, his answers were either an radioactive rabbit thanks to nukes the US dropped, a [Stand] people could see, or a ghost.
He believed it was the first.
"Hmm?" He approached what it seems to be a clearing. "This was very bizarre day-" In the clearing, he saw a tall man wearing a hat looking at him, jumping backwards for a bit in fright before recomposing himself. His [Earth Angel] at least finally detected someone.
"You must be Joren Joestar, kid. I'm not good at hacking or texting." The man yelped when [Earth Angel] showed up. Joren blinked, his [Stand] scanned the area, before the missile-like fingers returned to its hands.
"No traps..." Joren then widened his eyes after taking a closer took of the man. "Hey, you're Hol Horse!" [Earth Angel] pointed its fingers at the man, Hol Horse took out [Emperor] and the two were at a standstill.
Pfft, [Stand]still.
"Look kid, I'm not looking for any trouble." Hol Horse said, not aiming down [Emperor] in fear of his own safety. "Just here to give you something."
"What, a bullet to my brain? Where are the objects you've stolen? Hell, why did you even steal them, you were reported to have ditched Egypt by the time Dio died!" Joren yelled, sweat running down his face.
"Well, I'm still alive!" Hol Horse shouted back. "Look, I'm not looking to harm you or anyone, I can't face face you without someone backing me, right?" He was right, [Earth Angel] didn't detect anything else here by this meadow.
"You're right so I won't attack you, but my [Stand] still won't back down."
"Geez, how many times-forget it. Ask me three questions, anything because I was told this as far as I was told to answer."
"Were you the one who broke into the Speedwagon Foundation?" Joren didn't want to end up like Polnareff and [Judgement] with the whole questioning issue.
Hol Horse chuckled lightly. "Yeah, I did but me and my buddies who I won't say had to work for someone, now he dragged me into this!" His voice began shaking. "He's going to kill me if I leave him now!"
"Who is he then?" The petals of the flowers of the meadow flew away as they stared intensely at each other. "He said I couldn't tell, if I could shoot him in the head, I would but I'm being held against my will." The boy felt a bit bad for the man, sure he shot Avdol and worked for Dio but that was actual fear in his voice.
"Okay, if you won't answer that, then why this town of all things?" Of course Hol Horse couldn't answer the motivations of this 'client' who forced him into this. He just needed at least a hint at the full scale of the conspiracy.
"I...don't know..."
Well that plan went out the window. The man looked absolutely confused, just realizing he doesn't even know why he's there.
"Ugh, what to you want to give me?" Hol Horse took out something from his pocket, holding some wrapped object in his hands. "That shape...is that-"
"It's the stone, yes." The man confirmed. "My boss wishes to use this as a gift from enemy to enemy."
"You broke into the Speedwagon Foundation just for a gift?"
"It was for something else." He simply replied. "Use it to whatever you wish. I'll text you again once the next [Stand] user is coming."
"Wait, what?" Joren was confused by this bizarre setup, apparently Hol Horse was being told to give him a gift after being permitted to answer three of his questions by a client who for all we know is currently the ultimate form of life in the most peaceful town to ever grace in this forsaken by Jesus planet.
"Once the next [Stand] user comes, I'll text you, I was told to do this so the peace of this town wasn't interrupted and you can make sure the fight isn't endangering anyone." This was new and a bit suspicious.
'Who the fuck am I fighting? He's afraid of casualties? I know this country is a bit tight on child birth but reeeeaaaaallly?' The Joestar thought. Hol Horse tossed the stone at his feet. Joren grabbed the object, unwrapping the cloth surrounding it revealing a stone in the shape of an orb.
"Excuse me, I gotta leave now. I guess we're done here."
"Right. I guess..." The two [Stand] users departed, one holding a stone, the other walking away.
'I just got my face fixed from the bullets I got shot in the head with! Why do I have to do this shit again?!' Hol Horse screamed in his thoughts, lifting his hat and a puddle of sweat falling down from it.
"I'm back." Joren got back into the Rabbit House, in his pocket was the stone which he named the [Gyro Ball] out of sheer randomness. He saw Chino's father, cleaning the glasses at the counter.
"Oh, hello Joren." The man smiled at him. "My name is Takahiro Kafuu, Chino said you ran off after getting into an...unfortunate situation with Rize?"
"Rize? That's her name?" Secretly, the boy didn't give a shit and was more relieved on how this man had an actual name instead of the names of goddamn coffee. "Don't worry, I had to do something after settling down anyway.
"Good, but I told her to lock the door when changing. Your father said you needed to do some business. The 'special' kind?" Joren sat on the chair, he saw Tippy hop on the counter. "If you're wondering, this place becomes a bar by the evening."
"Oh." The boy starred at the rabbit. "That thing can talk."
"You've noticed?" Takahiro sighed. "It took awhile for people to actually see it?"
"Yes, I believe you're the only one who saw through Chino's facade." Tippy hoped in front of him. "Why aren't you freaking out that a rabbit can talk."
"I've heard much stranger things, like Nazi-eating squirrels, magnets that do suggestive things, even a maniac that blows up people for fun."
"Those are jokes right?" Takahiro looked concerned for the boy but Joren looked serious. "Joseph never told me a lot of things..." He scratched the back of his head sheepishly. "Tippy is actually my father, and Chino's grandfather."
"A ghost? That's not new." Joren blinked, staring at the rabbit, being disinterested. "Why a rabbit for a body though, and one that looks like a hairy bun?"
"I don't know, after he died, this rabbit suddenly began talking to me, saying it was my grandfather." Takahiro explained. "I didn't know what to do, my dad was a rabbit! I didn't know who to turn to, who to talk, then a little bird told me to contact the Speedwagon Foundation of all people. Then your father showed up here to assess the situation and that's how we met."
"Yes, the old geezer was a hoot to talk to, kept rambling on about some Kars or a guy named Caesar when he got drunk started crying." The rabbit chuckled. "But why are you really here?"
"Not saying, too complicated, I wrote a book to keep yourself up to date."
"Alright, I won't ask anymore." Tippy said. "Don't tell anyone about me, by the way. Don't want scientists to examine me."
"Alright, Tippy." The boy stood up before bowing. "Thank you for letting me stay here."
"No problem, sorry if you got to share a room with Cocoa."
"It's okay."
"I put protection on top of the shelf, just in case."
"Oh, thanks-" The boy went quiet. "Really?"
"He didn't use any." Tippy added. "Hope it helps, JoJo."
Joren then immediately ran upstairs after hearing the cursed nickname his family that somehow ends with premature death most of the time. He got up and saw Cocoa and Chino in the kitchen upstairs. "Guys, I'm back!"
"JoJo-kun!" Cocoa ran towards him. "Chino called me onee-chan!" The girl hugged the boy, him squirming at her grip. Joren felt like he was being strangled by the girl.
"JoJo-san, Cocoa-oneechan, don't make such loud noises." Chino told them, Cocoa's eyes lit up again.
'Here I fucking go.' Now Joren had regrets, so many.
"I gave him our gift." Hol Horse reported to the figure at the laboratory. "I do not understand."
"You do not need to understand to get work done."
"I know but why give it to him? And why here of all places here, in this town?" The figure turned to his minion, making the man have a near heart attack. "I-I apologize if I overstepped my boundaries-"
"Well, you cannot do well without at least some knowledge." The figure interrupted. "I gave the stone to him so it may seek out new [Stand] users."
"Seek out? Like that Ring in Lord of the Rings?" Hol Horse used a reference for the idea. "So, you want more potential [Stand] users?"
"Correct, it would make for a good show." The figure then turned away from him once again. "The reason is why this location, it's my home?"
"Oh, so you live here?"
"Yes, in a way." He replied. "The café known as the Rabbit House is currently being watched very quietly by the [Stand] users I hired. I would punish them severely if they think they could attack Joren right now."
"But why keep him alive? He'll just try to stop your plans."
"My plans are already complete, all I need is an audience, I lied to all the assassins because they'll never get him, at all." Grinning evilly, the figure looked at the hole in the ceiling, revealing the stars. "Quite pretty, isn't it?"
"Sure is." Hol Horse agreed, not denying the calming atmosphere of this town.
Cocoa was asleep on her bed, the Joestar's futon laid on the floor. Joren looked out the open window, chilly air sweeping his face. "Crap." He made some [Hamon] flow through him after he breathed for a second. "I don't know what's going on, but I got a really bad feeling..." He looked at the [Gyro Ball], clutching it in his hand.
He felt cold.
[MENACING]
He looked outside, biting his lower lip. Summoning [Earth Angel], the [Stand]'s fingers flew from its hands, scanning the area around the house and a bit of the surrounding but can't find anything.
"Dammit." His eyesight switched to the perspective of his [Stand]'s, looking over the town entirely atop the peak of the Rabbit House. "Anyway, listening?" His voice echoes throughout the town but not enough to wake anyone up. "This household is under my protection, anyone who'll come in, I will make sure you wished you died! Got it?!"
Silence.
"Good." [Earth Angel] disappeared, Joren closed the window, nightcap on his head.
"Night Cocoa." He said to the sleeping girl before covering his eyes with the nightcap. Outside the place, on the roof was a person looking at the house very carefully.
"Ah, Joren." A woman wearing a black and blue outfit akin to a superhero's, mask included. "Soon, you shall feel the might of Skennix, most powerful [Stand] user of all!" She pronounced, her laughter echoing through the night.
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[Stand] Name: [Emperor]
[Stand] User: Hol Horse
Destructive Power- B
Speed- B
Range- B
Durability- C
Precision- E
Development Potential- E
Abilities- The [Emperor] is a [Stand] that shoot bullets that can freely change trajectories of the bullets. It has a lack of recoil and increases the reaction peed of the user.
THAT TOOK AWHILE.
I'm trying to combine the fluff of Is the Order a Rabbit? with the epicness of JoJo while making it's own thing. Sorry if there's no action yet, but they will by the next chapter. Some later [Stand] users will surprise you, trust me.
The villain at the end Skennix is a play on Skrillex, if you see the superhero getup, guess what her [Stand] is called.
The main antagonist throughout is actually going to be a bit diabolical and won't be planning just to get things moving, he's halting the plans just for his entertainment, so that's the reasonings why what he's doing is not that evil but in truth, it's insanity.
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