Two Thirds, Part 2

Wow, JoJo really loves not reading texts from Hol Horse. Just realized the texts are meaningless currently because Joren never picks them up. This is life or death man! Pick the fucking phone up!

Anyhow, since this is set in the original universe of JoJo, there won't be a [Spin], still [Hamon]. I wonder how those monks didn't know that [Stands] exist. There are a lot more [Stand] users than [Hamon] users.

If you're wondering why Joren wanted to learn [Hamon], which is odd considering his laziness and lack of socialization, mainly because of [Earth Angel]'s biggest weakness is the lack of having protection once the missiles are out and can easily be killed. In truth, actual parameter for [Earth Angel] was a C but that weakness downgraded it to D so Joren needed a melee attack. That's how [Hamon] got in.

Must be amazing for his wife if he gets married. [ZOOM COCK]! Hope I don't get a strike from that.

Thank you Speedwagon and greenscoop1 for your reviews as always. Review, favorite, and follow this story if you like it. Maybe I might make an Eyes of Heaven spinoff. One of the best parts about the game is the soundtrack, hear them, HOLY SHIT! THEY'RE AMAZING (AKA Koichi and Caesar).

Also thanks for reminding me of [D4C] typo, Speedwagon. Christ, I feel dumb for not seeing that. I'm gonna ORAORAORA myself for punishment.

If you like this fic, fav, review, follow because the editor is lagging because of the word length. No, really. Help.

STORY IS NOW!

A several feathers was heading straight towards the boy, faces of people on it like photographs except of what they were doing before being downloaded into the feathers, one was even eating a sandwich in one feather.

Joren saw the feathers were sharp, like knives. He immediately knew [Earth Angel] wasn't fast enough to blast those feathers; especially if more feathers were going to be thrown at him after these ones.

"[Sendo Repel]!" His hands began moving, [Hamon] coursing through them. He began blocking all the feathers with his hands, swiping them away like snowballs. "Hmm, now [Earth Angel]!" His [Stand] shot the finger-missiles from its palms, running straight for Vanoss.

"Do you think I wasn't told of your powers? [Hoodini]!" The humanoid owl for a [Stand] shot more feathers from the missiles, exploding them in a fiery collision. "You underestimated Vanoss! Subscribe for more epic moves!"

He couldn't see the [Stand] user in the smoke. "Damn! [Ripple Breath Draw]!" He began sucking up the air, the smoke going towards him. Before the smoke could reach him, he exhaled, the smoke going into the air. Joren panted, knowing that move forced his breathing the most out of any other move.

"H-He's gone!" At the other side of alleyway, Vanoss was gone. "Where did he go?

"Surprise motherfucker, taken to the skies motherfucker!" He looked up, a shadow looming over him. It was Vanoss being carried by [Hoodini] by its talons through his backpack. They flew above him [MENACINGLY].

"You can fly?!"

"Yeah! You look really small from up here, now ATTACK!" The feathers of [Hoodini] rained down on him before he can even react. While most missed, the ones that did pierced his thigh, shoulder, and arm.

"GAH!" He clutched his arms, ripping the feather off him much to his pain. It was really like a small knife that just hit him. "F-Fuck." He ripped each one off his body quickly, [Hamon] dulling the pain a bit. Still hurt like a bitch. "[EARTH ANGEL]!"

The missiles came back to life, going towards Vanoss as a singular target. [Hoodini] quickly turned around, screeching like an eagle (for some reason) and it shot the missiles, exploding them once again. "The more souls it downloads, [Hoodini] becomes faster and makes the feathers as sharp as knives! You think I absorbed those souls for no reason?"

"Nope. But what I did made one hell of a distraction!" Vanoss looked at the floor but felt a fist somehow connect to his face, startling him and [Hoodini] tipped over in surprise. "Did you like my [Zoom Punch], MOTHERFUCKER?!"

"[Hoodini], use-" The [Stand] was hit by missiles as it was distracted. Vanoss had cuts appear on his body, spitting out blood. "F-Fuck! This is going to terrible for the YouTube channel I'm going to make-" Vanoss noticed the boy was gone. "Where did he go?"

"Up here!" He saw, levitating was Joren, somehow levitating to his level. "The missiles fell down, so I had an idea? Why not use [Hamon] to attach myself to my missiles?" Under his feet, were his [Stand]'s missiles, two on each foot to keep him up. "Now this is a gift for stabbing me, [ARA OVERDRIVE]!"

"Not today!" [Hoodini] dodged each and every blow Joren could deliver, being faster his fists, Vanoss was still being hung by the talons, feeling like he's going to puke. "I feel like I'm going to be sick! Why did I stay with Delirious instead of that Paranormal Action Squad?!"

"H-How?!" Joren yelled out in disbelief, seeing a [Stand] so fast and agile, it could dodge his moves at close range. "[Earth Angel]!" His dark angel manifested behind him, missiles surrounding [Hoodini]. "Grab me!"

"Eh?"

"I also realized [Earth Angel] had wings while I was busy fighting you! Thanks a lot for the inspiration." He somehow grabbed to fingerless palms of his [Stand], [Earth Angel] spread its wings and began fucking gliding towards the roof of a building. Joren landed on his feet, smiling at the newfound ability of his [Stand] and his new combination with his [Hamon] and missiles.

"Hmph! I've survived being blown up, being in deathruns, and been hunted by a crazy killer!" Vanoss put his hand on his chin. "Although technically speaking, it is possible I might die from this but whatever! [Hoodini], attack-"

Vanoss forgot the missiles that surrounded him, blowing him out the sky after getting him, both himself and his [Stand] being hit and sending back to the ground, [Hoodini] vanishing due to his injuries. Joren knew it was his time and the fingers of [Earth Angel] went back to his hand. "Guess that's it."

The [Stand] grabbed him spreading its wings again and gliding off the rooftop and in front of Vanoss. The man groaned in pain, burns on his skin. "Ugh...guess I fucked with the wrong kid."

"Sure did." Joren put his foot on Vanoss's likely broken ribs, making him scream in agony. "Look, I may be an impressionable teen but I started in a shittier place than this situation." He pressed his foot harder, making Vanoss scream louder. "I wanna kill you, but since I need answers."

"W-What answers?"

"Who's your leader's name because after all the I went through today wasn't for nothing..." He froze when Vanoss began laughing underneath his mask proudly. "W-Why the hell are you laughing?"

"It's too late, latter than MiniLadd's McDonalds internet's processing power!" Vanoss yelled out. "Your friends are getting a little taste of Delirious and his teddy bears right as we fight." His eyes widened. "Don't worry, [Hoodini] put everyone around this part of this town into the feathers, so while we're busy playing musical chairs here, he's choking and beating the shit out of them!"

"FUCK!" He yelled out, getting his foot off of the man. "I'm going to be finished with you later-"

"HA! You think I told you that just to fuck your head? I needed you to get your foot off me!" Vanoss then raised his hand. "[Hoodini], use the parachute."

"Para-what?!" Joren then was covered from head to toe with some sort of cloth. "The fuck?!" All he saw was yellow, red, and black. He tried throwing it off him but it seems the sheet was heavier and longer than it should be.

"[Hoodini] has another power! His German flag parachute covered your entire body. I don't use it that much but you're an exception, like I said earlier I don't know if I could actually live this. Ugh..."

"WHY DOES AN OWL NEED A PARACHUTE?!"

"Reasons! Now [Hoodini]!" The [Stand] manifested next to him next to him. "Throw all the feathers at him, ALRIGHT?!"

'I'm so fucked! If I don't find a way out of here, I'll be so fucked that I won't be considered a virgin anymore!' He didn't know which direction was [Earth Angel] or Vanoss right now so he can't use his [Stand]. He needed to use [Hamon] for this moment, he still couldn't see Vanoss aforementioned before.

Thank goodness he can hear.

For a brief second, he could hear the flapping of wings. He turned to the direction and in the shades of yellow of the German flag, he could see the silhouette of [Hoodini].

'Yes! If you are there God, I'd like to thank you FOR GETTING ME IN THIS PROBLEM YOU PIECE OF SHIT.'

"Now, taste the power of birds!" [Hoodini] shot the feathers at the covered boy. "Hah! Looks like I won that bet Delirious-huh?"

The feathers hit the parachute alright but the parachute was straightened itself upward and spread like a blanket, as if it was being held in the air like a person holding it to fold it later. What an oddly specific sentence that was!

"The hell?!"

"[Hamon] conducts through objects, remember? Now that I know the direction, I have turned your parachute into my [Hamon] shield!" He spoke behind the large cloth. All the feathers [Hoodini] had on its wings were now stuck on the parachute, piercing it like a misaimed throwing knife. "Hmph! Unfortunately, the only way for me to turn this to an effective shield was the raise it entirely upward! Lucky nothing pierced my hand!"

"Bring the feathers back [Hoodini], now you've pissed me off more than Nogla's face!"

Meanwhile, an ugly Irish man blinked after changing his adult diaper.

Every feather from the ones that pierced the parachute, to the ones that were on the alley's floor flew to [Hoodini]'s featherless wings, Joren saw that some feathers were flying back behind him. "[Earth Angel]!"

His [Stand] came and missiles from its hands flew out, exploding the feathers and forcing them to go around to get back to [Hoodini]'s wings, confirming they can't be telepathically controlled like [Earth Angel] and his missiles. "Well this is unfortunate. Didn't think someone like you would be able to stop me but whatever, the speed of [Hoodini] will-WAIT, FUCK NO!"

For some reason, the parachute shield was going towards Vanoss at high speed, the Jorstar running at high speed. "[Hoodini], cut that parachute!"

The [Stand] squawked, using its wings to cut up the parachute quickly to scrap, then for some bizarre reason there was no boy in sight. "Where did he go-" The plan hit Vanoss like a train in his mind. "[Hoodini], guard me!" The man was hit square in the face by two missiles that were underneath the cutup parachute. Two explosions hit the face of a user who couldn't react as fast as his [Stand] could. "AAH!"

"That scared the shit out of you, didn't it?" Joren smiled, who was standing over the remains of the parachute. "Now you can't use another parachute on me! I know all your tricks now."

Vanoss remained silent on the ground, suddenly [Hoodini] grabbed him with its talons for feet, Joren saw that the backpack of Vanoss fell, not being on the back of him anymore. The claws were digging to his skin just to lift him up, blood flowing down his torn back. "What the hell are you doing?"

The user lifted his head up as [Hoodini] began flying itself into the air, screeching violently. Even Vanoss's mask was torn, revealing partially the left side of his head. "You know what time is it?"

"What?" [Hamon] coursed through the boy, [Earth Angel] appearing by his side and two missiles going underneath his feet.

"It's [GOROD TIME]."

[Hoodini] launched feathers at him, Joren used his [Hamon] like a magnet, gathering all the scraps of the parachute rearranging them back into the form of a wall and launching it at [Hoodini], the feathers piercing it yet again but this time to the unstable nature, the shield fell apart.

"Eat shit, asshole!" Joren screamed, transferring the [Hamon] to his feet and attached himself to the two missiles yet again and began flying into the air, heading straight to [Hoodini]. "Fall off your bird!"

Meanwhile, a little bit before, Cocoa finally smiled as her [Stand], named [Tusk] hovered next to her as she was surrounded by teddy bears that made up the [Stand] known as [Out of my Mind]. Chiya was busy catching her breath, being helped up by [Snow Halation].

"You little bitch! I can make an actual Delirious army with that rock you have!" He pointed at the [Gyro Ball]. "Then after that I can marry any fucking girl I want because they won't resist my manliness!"

"I won't let you take this ball!" Cocoa yelled, holding it. "Go, [Tusk]! Beat all the mean bears for me!" The [Stand] looked at her, like it was confused. "[T-Tusk]?"

It titled its head, looking at her before seeing the direction she was pointing and faced that direction. "Y-Yeah! Attack those [Stands]!" [Tusk] headed towards a teddy bear, frowning as if ready to strike.

"Chumimi~in!" It cried out before ramming a teddy bear.

Didn't fucking help.

At full effort, [Tusk] was able to bump a single teddy bear to the floor, where said bear proceeded immediately to stand back up. Cocoa blinked, Delirious blinked, even Chiya blinked after witnessing such a pathetic display.

"Hahaha..." The user laughed before cracking a smile. "Hahahahahaha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Cocoa's laughter turned maniac. Delirious and Chiya looked at her in pure astonishment.

"C-Cocoa-chan."

"At least my laugh's better." Delirious stated, being freaked out by Cocoa's laughter. "She okay or..."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-" She then collapsed onto the floor, sobbing. "WAAAAAAAAH! WHY IS [TUSK]-CHAN SO WEAK?! I'M A FAILURE!"

"Oh, I had enough of this." The teddy bears surrounded Cocoa, ignoring [Tusk] entirely. "For stealing from the great and sexy H2O Delirious, you won't be honored with becoming by wife. However you will have the honor of tasting my bat!" He took out his bat, going towards the girl. Chiya wasn't going to let this stand by however.

"[Snow Halation]!" Chiya yelled out, her [Stand] transforming to a gust of wind and headed towards Delirious. Suddenly the man grabbed a teddy bear and chucked it at the girl, hitting her in the breasts (for some reason). "H-Hey!" The teddy bear still tugged onto the body part that hit her. "Get off me-" That was enough of a distraction for numerous more teddy bears to pile up on her. "NOT AGAIN!"

"I've never heard someone getting tackled by my teddy bears three times. They usually stop getting tackled after the second time!" Delirious went over to Chiya instead, holding his bat over her. "You've been a pain in the ass all day! You know what? GIVE BIRTH!"

'Chiya-chan's gonna die and I can't do anything? I gotta do something!' She looked at [Tusk], cringing at the fact on how useless it is. "You may be a cute [Stand] but can you do anything? Can you even use that drill thing on your face?"

"Chumimi~in..." Somehow it responded to her with a shake to the head. Cocoa felt like she could cry a tsunami right now.

"Okay." Using her right hand, she pointed at Delirious holding the [Gyro Ball] at her right hand. "HEY, YOU-" Suddenly something shot out her finger, making her jump.

"What-OW!" Delirious turned around, whatever shot from her finger pierced his mask, getting into his skin. "Did you just...shoot me?"

Cocoa looked at her finger, nearly shrieking when she saw her entire nail being gone. "M-My nail!" She saw the flesh that was supposed to be underneath the nail was now exposed in all of its gory glory (those two words never should be in the same sentence). "WAAAAAAAAAAAAH-oh look, it's back." She saw her entire nail grew back to its exact state in a second, no damage at all.

"Ugh, it ruined my mask!" Delirious took his mask off, revealing his face...which was ruined by some clown makeup he wore. "Good thing this mask blocked whatever shot at me." He took off whatever was impended on his cheek, causing it to bleed. "A nail? Are you fucking serious?"

"Is this your power [Tusk]? You can let me do...that?" Cocoa asked her [Stand] which nodded in confirmation. "Does that mean I can do it again?" She pointed at Delirious, this time her finger in the form of a gun. "This is for all the times you made Chiya-chan choke of teddy bears!"

"Eh?" A nail flew towards Delirious again, he reacted and barely dodged the nail, scrapping his cheek and blood trickled down it also. "Stop doing that?"

"I wonder if..." She shot her thumb's nail at his feet, making Delirious jump. "I can do it with all my fingers, Chiya-chan!" Chiya's thumbs up rose from the pile of bears chocking her out.

"[Out of my Mind], help me!" Delirious called out, his bears getting off Chiya running towards their user who was jumping around, dodging each fingernail that were shot at his feet. They ran towards him but Cocoa raised her other hand.

"Not so fast, what was that bad word Joren said to himself...oh yeah, ASSHOLE!" She began shooting nails at the bears, but knowing the power of [Out of my Mind], she aimed for the arms instead. "I'm shooting both you and your bears' arms, you because you can't hit me, the other is to trap them!"

"What the fuck?! My teddy bears!" He saw them, their arms were pierced by the nails and hung onto the trees like a crucifix. They tried to wiggle themselves out but with their weak strength, they couldn't. "NOOOOOOO!" Delirious cried out, tears running town his clowned face as his [Stand] was being defeated with each shot Cocoa did. "You'll pay when I get my hands on you, bitch!"

"Not this time." He turned his head to look behind but then felt his body become solid. "Ah, payback feels so good." Cocoa turned her focus to the rest of the teddy bears after Chiya froze Delirious with [Snow Halation]. "Wow, Cocoa-chan! This is the power of your [Stand]?"

"Yeah, this is cool! Watch this. BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM!" She shot a few bears consecutively, pinning them onto trees. "I'm like Rize-chan with her military guns, haha! Can't wait for JoJo-kun to see this."

"Yes, I wonder how he'll react seeing you and what you call [Tusk]." Chiya patted the head of the [Stand], who immediately curled up and floated to Cocoa's head. "It has a personality also, amazing."

"Don't worry [Tusk], she won't hurt you." The user assured her [Stand]. "There, done!" Cocoa was able to effortlessly pin all the teddy bears to the tree, all of them stuck and being unable to split themselves. Delirious wanted to scream in horror but the ice cube he's stuck in prevents him.

"What should we do with him, Cocoa-chan?" Chiya pointed to Delirious, who was trying to move. "He made me choke on all of his teddy bears, and nearly made you his wife. He's too dangerous to be left alone."

"I know. We should call JoJo-kun." Cocoa picked up the bat Delirious dropped. "He has 'friends' who can clean up this mess. All you need to do is freeze him before he gets out."

"Didn't he have another partner with him?" Chiya asked, pointing at Delirious. "This man, 'The Masked Clown of Fluff' has a friend who must be another [Stand] user."

"I shoot! I forgot about that one!" Cocoa hastily took out her phone. "C'mon...pick up...JoJo-kun!"

"Cocoa-san?" What the girl heard was instead Chino. "Why are you calling? Rize-san's here, wondering where you are with you friend."

"Chino-chan, can you give the phone to JoJo-kun? For me, your onee-chan?" She pleaded, trying to conceal the desperation in her voice.

"He's not in the house. I heard his phone in the room." Cocoa began sweating. "Anything you need?"

"N-Nothing, I'll do it myself." She left the call. "He's not in the Rabbit House right now-" She saw her friend staring at the sky. "Chiya-chan?"

"Look." She pointed at the sky, Cocoa had her jaw drop at the sight. In the sky, Joren was fighting what it appears to be a giant bird in the sky, while he stood atop of missiles under his feet.

"You are pretty smart, but you cannot match the speed of my [Stand]!" Joren dodged the slashes from the wings of [Hoodini], manipulating his missiles to dodge the slashes and feathers thrown at him. "What do you call an owl who became president?"

"What?" The boy grit his teeth, trying breath properly for his [Hamon] to go through him.

"[HOODINI]!" Vanoss tried to slash him upwards but his missiles went under the wings, moving himself barely below the [Stand]. "S-Shit!"

"What do you call a [Ripple] user's favorite sandwich?!"

"What?"

"[HAMON] CHEESE!" Joren punched [Hoodini]'s wing, sending [Hamon] coursing through it and causing the [Stand] to screech in pain. "How do you like that-"

"GO TO SLEEP, GO TO SLEEP!" Vanoss was face in front of him due to the boy being underneath the [Stand]. He was holding a pistol much to his horror, and was then smacked in the face by the pistol, he clutched his face in pain. "Whatever you did to [Hoodini] hurt, I'm going to return the favor!"

Suddenly, [Hoodini]'s parachute behind outstretched itself, ready to cover the boy with it again. "Imagination can never go to far with German parachutes-" Then suddenly, Vanoss felt his side get shot. "OW!"

"You did it Cocoa-chan!" Chiya exclaimed, Cocoa's nail growing back. "I guess JoJo-kun has to thank you later." Cocoa kept shooting her nails at the [Stand] in the sky.

"Where the fuck are those things coming from?" Vanoss turned his attention to the park below them, so did Joren. They saw two girls and a frozen man. "Delirious! You seem to be in a sticky situation down there."

"Fuck you man." Delirious yelled back. "Huh? I'M FREE-" He was promptly frozen again by Chiya after he screamed out his freedom. Back in the air, [Hoodini] was deflecting each nail with its wings.

"C-Cocoa?!" Joren looked in shock, seeing a [Stand] float next to his friend from a distance. "The [Gyro Ball] went to you?!"

"So it's this shit I have to manage..." Vanoss smiled, his [Stand] screeched yet again, ready to throw feathers at them. "You know what you subscribed to? Your death-?!" Vanoss felt a heavy sensation on his back. "How the-OH MY GOD!"

Joren was on the back of [Hoodini], having this pissed off look that made the man's heart stop. "Hey, Vanoss? What do you fucking call a dead [Stand]?"

"W-What?"

"[HOODINI]!" Joren took out to Vanoss's horror a feather, shiny and sharp. "GO TO HELL, ALRIGHT?!" He climbed toward the neck of the [Stand], grabbing onto the neck and slitting its throat. Vanoss felt his own neck open up, clutching it as blood gushed out. He couldn't even scream due to his slit throat. Joren jumped off, [Earth Angel] grabbing him and gliding towards the park as Vanoss and [Hoodini] fell down.

'How...did he...!' Vanoss's last thoughts were wondering where did he get the feather, he then realized it was when he poured [Hamon] into the wing of [Hoodini], plucking a feather without him noticing. 'Dammit, guess it's game over for me...' Under the mask, he cracked a smile before unconsciousness took him.

"Time to make the Foundation's job of cleaning up the mess easier."

Missiles from [Earth Angel] went towards the dying Vanoss and [Hoodini], colliding with them both front and back. The explosion consumed the two, once the smoke cleared there was nothing left of them. He glided towards the girls, his [Stand] dropping him down right in front of them.

They had the looks of sheer shock right now after seeing such a brutal display.

"What? He was going to kill you guys." Joren shrugged it off like it was normal. "Get used to it, all of us gotta do it sometime later."

"VANOSS, NO!" Delirious cried out, tears running down his face seeing nothing left of his friend. "WHO'S GOING TO PAY ME FOR THE BET-" He was frozen again by [Snow Halation]. The three looked at each other but then Joren saw Cocoa's [Stand].

"I was looking for the [Gyro Ball]. Guess it went to you." The two girls nodded, Cocoa handed the stone back to the boy. "Gotta put this is a case or something..." He looked at [Tusk] who floated next to its user. "Now shove a stick up my ass, who's this little guy?"

"Oh! He's [Tusk]-chan!" Cocoa grabbed her [Stand], smiling. "He lets me shoot by fingernails like guns Rize-chan uses, look!" She shot a nail, startling the boy. "They grow back in a second." He saw the nail grow back immediately after. "I took care of this guy and saved you and Chiya-chan!"

He growled, hating to admit that Cocoa's nails saved his life while he was in the sky. Joren looked at [Tusk] who was squirming in her hug. "I guess you did..." He looked at the crucified teddy bears and their user trapped in ice.

"What shall we do with this man, JoJo-kun?" Chiya asked him, looking at the scene. "His [Stand]'s ability is to split up after being destroyed, the amount of teddy bears doubled since the last time you encountered him."

"Yeah, I noticed." He looked at the bears. "Let's kill him."

"WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE!" Cocoa yelled, horrified by his answer. "You can't just kill someone. Skennix and that bird guy, sure but this guy is trapped! What will Chino-chan think?"

"She won't know." He pointed at Delirious. "If you want, you can kill him for me. First kill is always the hardest but you get used to it later-" He noticed the mortified look Cocoa had. "Okay, Chiya, wanna finish him off?"

"I'm fine, thanks for the offer." Chiya declined, having this smile that screamed that she didn't want to be here. "Um...the man?"

"But you can't just kill a helpless person!"

"This guy tried to choke out Chiya, how many times already?"

"Three-wait! That's not the point.

"He is an assassin!"

"Every life is worth something!"

"YOU SONS OF BITCHES!" Delirious was not in the ice anymore. "This grenade will turn you guys to ashes!" He held this odd looking grenade, it had his mask imprinted on it. "I was going use this for the company I was gonna make but on you guys, it would be a good time for it!" He threw it at Cocoa and Joren, before they could even react.

"[Snow Halation]!" Chiya called out her [Stand] which froze the grenade. She then pushed the grenade back at Delirious where it bumped into his chest.

"CHIPOTLE-" The grenade triggered after the ice block hit him. It let out some sort of electrical fizz then in a bright flash Delirious was gone as well as the grenade, there was nothing left, absolutely disintegrated, even the grass he was standing on was now just a patch of dirt.

The two looked at Chiya, who had wide eyes. "D-Did I just...?"

"Yeah, welcome to your first kill, who knew he had a grenade that disintegrates people (ah, technology is always great). Have fun sleeping tonight!" Joren patted her in the shoulder. "Oh crap, we better go home, might miss your bread making." The girls continued to stare at what used to have a man standing over it, now gone entirely and likely is going to their lungs.

"Are you coming?"

"Sure!" Cocoa replied, grabbing Chiya who was busy staring off into space as [Tusk] floated after them. The teddy bears nailed onto the wall began disintegrating, signify their user's death.

"Wow." Joren stopped, looking around and out of nowhere, people were around the park and the streets of this part of town again. "I guess [Hoodini]'s ability put everyone back to normal." He looked behind him, seeing Cocoa drag Chiya who was clearly traumatized as children ran past them. He simply sighed and began walking again.

In the kitchen of the Rabbit House, all of the workers (excluding Takahiro) were in the kitchen, wearing aprons. Joren groaned, not wanting to do this but he needed to make sure she can control Cocoa's [Stand] as it had its own personality and was still flying next to her somehow.

"This is Chiya-chan, from my class, Rize-chan, Chino-chan." Cocoa introduced them. The boy went up to Cocoa's ear and began whispering to her.

"Why the hell is [Tusk] still next to you?"

"You didn't tell me how to make him disappear!" She whispered back. "Also you never told me [Earth Angel] can fly!"

"Hello, Rize-chan, Chino-chan. It's nice to meet you." Chiya greeted the two she never met. Despite killing a man indirectly less than an hour ago, she was smiling again. Joren wondered if this was a facade and she'll end up hanging herself out of guilt later but the fact Delirious chocked her out three times lessened the guilt.

"Nice to meet you, Chiya-san." Chino greeted back, bowing down.

"Pleasure to meet you." Rize replied, smirking.

"That doggy..." Chiya titled her head at the sight of Tippy on Chino's head.

"This is not a dog, this is Tippy, a rabbit." She answered, Tippy looking at them. "He's not regular fluffball. " Tippy angrily responded by frowning.

"He's super floofy though, Chiya-chan." Cocoa mentioned, the girl went towards the ball and patted its head.

"Floofy-chan, the comforting idol?" Chiya suggested a nickname as she continued the rub the head of Tippy who looked like he enjoyed it.

"I'm surprised you can even make bread, Cocoa." Rize mentioned. "I'm surprised you tagged along." She glared at Joren who shrugged.

"I have my reasons."Eventually they began making bread a minute later, rolling the dough was surprisingly hard for Joren who was used to eating bread than making it. Chino was freaked out about the yeast fungus but Cocoa assured her it was normal in making bread.

"I must roll bread like a samurai who hangs the head of his enemy at his home!" Chiya rolled the bread the hardest.

"You're taking rolling bread a bit too seriously..." Chino and Cocoa said silently to themselves. Somehow that invigorated Rize to roll her bread faster.

"I WON'T LOSE TO A SAMURAI!" She exclaimed, the three felt a [MENACING] aura surrounding them as they rolled the bread.

"Chino-chan, hold me!" Cocoa grabbed Chino as they were against the wall.

"Let go of me, Cocoa-san."

Later, they put the dough in molds and put filling in them and placed them in the oven. Apparently, they decided to socialize in the kitchen as they waited much to the boy's chagrin. Chiya was busy making friends with Chino and Rize while Cocoa and Joren were in the other end of the room, silent because there was a lot to talk about.

"So...I guess you can prove yourself against a fight." Joren finally spoke out. "Your nails can shoot at bullet speed, and can pierce through tree bark." Cocoa looked at her fingers. "Don't test if you can pierce stone here, don't want it coming out of your paycheck."

"Oh, thanks for warning me." The two went quiet again. "JoJo-kun, do you think Chiya-chan will be alright?"

"They all get better. How do you think soldier's work?" They watched as Chiya talk with their two other friends. "Her being more calm makes her bond more with Chino and her enthusiasm gets well with Rize."

"I guess..." She trailed off. "JoJo-kun, can I ask you another thing?"

"Hmm?"

"What was it like? You know to kill someone..." He looked at her after hearing that question. "If you don't want to answer, that's okay-"

"No, no. It's fine." He replied, looking up at the ceiling. "Before I met my adoptive father, Joseph Joestar, I was a...street child of the Philippines."

"A street child?" Cocoa raised an eyebrow, she wasn't judging him but his mannerism and preferences didn't strike her as former street child. "You told me this before."

"Yeah, didn't tell it to anyone else so I wouldn't dwell on it but you're an exception." He explained. "Anyhow, I don't know how I was born. I was passed down from house to house until I grew up enough to be thrown into the street. However it wasn't like I was different from any other kid. I saw a hundred street kids in the city I raised myself at, I didn't know how to read or write, I just tried stealing, looting trashcans like every other kid there and picked up Filipino and English, mostly curse words."

"T-That's awful!"

"Beggars can't be choosers, literally. I tried to join delinquent gangs but I was too skinny and scrawny to be there. I learned how to beg, how to pickpocket and steal. I saw kids die of starvation and strokes on the street, it was the way of life there." Joren squinted his eyes, remembering a bit too much of his youth. "When I slept in alleys or at sidewalks at night, I wondered if I'd die the next day or a cop would arrest me for sleeping where I'm not supposed to. I thought when I died, I'd be forgotten and just be another street kid didn't make it."

"JoJo-kun..."

"I still think that, remember our talk the other day? I still feel that even today. I never forgot that boy who slept on the curb, seeing people have families and friends in their concrete trash for houses even in the slums, people praising God and their country when they didn't deserve shit as I starved outside-" He then became quiet, too quiet. "Seeing people move with their lives, while you're in despair, forgotten by the world was the worst feeling in the world. Nobody loved you, nobody cared for you, being all alone. You're too afraid to die, thinking there's no heaven for someone like you but you wished to. I laugh when people say they lost someone, at least they had someone. I was all alone, nothing but yourself and a whole lot of troubles-"

Cocoa hugged him. She had tears running down her eyes and continued to hug him. "D-Don't think of yourself like that...ever a-again Joren-kun." That was the first time he ever heard his real name from her. "Everyone here loves you, your family l-loves you...I love you! Nobody here loves you more right here, right now other than me..."

He blinked, his heart stopping for a second. He wanted to speak but found that he couldn't. Joren just let Cocoa hug him still, not wanting to get her off.

"Wow, Cocoa-san confessed..." Chino shook, Chiya and Rize were too invested in their conversation to see what Joren and Cocoa were doing. "Grandpa? Can you hear what they're talking about?"

"I don't know Chino-chan." Tippy stared at Joren and Cocoa embracing. "I'm pretty sure it isn't a confession but if it is, congratulations for them." Tippy smiled. "Ah, young love. Reminds me of your grandmother."

"Be quiet grandpa or I'll put you in the oven." Tippy jumped at that threat.

"Hey! Boss!" Hol Horse yelled out in the laboratory, he went to the room where the mask and the coffin stolen from the Speedwagon Foundation. "Are you here?" He wondered, seeing nothing in the room.

Except the piles of treasure.

Hol Horse gaped, he never entered this room before, only being informed of it. He never bothered to go in but he regretted not doing so a while ago. He ran towards the treasure, looking at them all in their shining glory but didn't touch anything, feeling this ominous familiarity to them.

"W-Wait!" He stepped back, recognizing some treasure. "This was Dio's!" He recognized a painting in the pile. The entire pile was from the mansion of Dio from Egypt!

"Correct. It took me awhile to find them." Hol Horse turned behind himself, the coffin opened and revealing his leader was inside it. "Sorry I was in here. I was wondering how people breathe in this coffin. I also caught up with some news."

"What news?"

"Turns out, there may new phenomenon in Morioh, some [Wall Eyes] were founded sometime after the tsunami happened in Japan. It was kept quiet thanks to the Speedwagon Foundation, might want to visit-"

"Vanoss and Delirious are dead." Hol Horse said. "He's in this text, look." Hol Horse showed his boss the text.

To, Hol Horse.

I took down your Vanoss and Delirious guys. The [Gyro Ball] turned out to give my friend a [Stand]. You, your assassins, and leader better watch out and better not run out of [Stand] users. If you do, there will be nothing in my way to not blow the fuck into smithereens.

Sincerely, Joren (stillfuckyou) Joestar.

"Something pissed him off, what I could tell." The leader casually sank back into the coffin. "Go get the next guy."

"B-But at this rate, he'll take down each user we send at him." Hol Horse pointed out. "We have to get the [Gyro Ball] to make more users to stop him."

"Tsk, tsk. I let him have that stone, remember? He gets that ball to make users for himself..." The figure took out some object hidden inside his sleeve. "I have this to make more users also!"

"Wait, is that-"

"Oh yeah." He closed the lid of the coffin. "Trust me, this isn't even the beginning, this is just a monologue to the war!" He declared from inside the box. "Also...I can't breath in here. Open this thing up."

"What a long day..." Cocoa collapsed on her bed. Joren lied down on his futon, using his IPad. "Wait, you never told me the first person you killed, or how you got [Earth Angel]!"

"You were busy sobbing like a baby while hugging me, I couldn't say anything or it would've ruined the moment." He replied much to her dismay.

"But can you tell me now?"

"Let's save it for another day." The Joestar grabbed his nightcap. "I'm gonna finish my Doctor Who now, don't bother me-" She plopped onto his body again. "Why?!"

"Can I watch with you?" She asked in the most adorable way possible much to his horror. "Pleeeeeeeaaaaase?"

"I don't have a choice in that matter, do I?" He sighed, Cocoa then sat next to him properly. "Hope you know English well because we're going back to 1963...oooooh."

"1963?!" Cocoa jumped. "Isn't that when TV didn't have color?"

"Oh yeah and time-wimey English...WOOOOOOOOOOH!"

"Stop doing that!" She demanded, being spooked by his voice. "That's creepy!"

"Just messing with you." He smiled, a rare sight for the girl to see. "You know, even if you don't know who I killed or how I met [Earth Angel]; the story has a happy ending."

"Huh?"

"He gets adopted by a rich American family, is taught everything by them, then goes to a town where he meets a nice girl named Cocoa." He told her. "Also learns the wondrous power of the internet-"

Cocoa kissed him.

Well, not on the lips but on the cheek. This caused his mind to break for a second before he realized what she did. "Uh..."

"That's for being sweet and for all the trouble you went through as a child." Her hand then curled into a fist and punched his face. "AND THAT'S FOR THINKING IT'S OKAY TO BLOW SOMEONE UP!"

"OW!" He rubbed his cheek, she can make quite the punch. "I'm sorry, I-I'll get better, geez!"

"Good!" [Tusk] then manifested, Joren frowned at the appearance of her [Stand]. Joren taught Cocoa to make [Tusk] disappear and reappear earlier, he wished he could have forced her to pay him to be taught that but that was cruel, even for him.

"Why is that thing here?"

"I'm still getting the hand of this." Cocoa took out some bread from...somewhere. "Want some?"

Suddenly the cone of [Tusk] opened up, revealing that by the edges of the cone were teeth on the four sides, also at the end of the mouth was a hole and a long tongue sticking out. This of course, horrified the two.

"C-Cocoa! Make [Tusk] disappear, ugh!"

"A-Alright!" [Tusk] vanished, leaving them. "Let's just watch now. Oh jeez that was scary!" After a minute, they composed themselves after witnessing such a horrific thing. Joren finally spoke up afterwards.

"Sure." He went to Netflix. The intro of the show began playing and the two fixated their eyes on the IPad.

Joren then felt Cocoa's hand touch his, then his heart felt relief that he hasn't felt in a long while. The boy didn't even lift his hand up, enjoying the warmth of her hand.

And in that moment, he realized something not even his mind could process but his conscious found out a truth that alarmed him to no end:

He loved Hoto Cocoa.

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[Stand] Name: [Tusk]

[Stand] User: Cocoa Hoto

Destructive Power- E

Speed- E

Range- D

Durability- B

Precision- E

Development Potential- A

Abilities- [Tusk] allows its user to fire their fingernails in high speeds known as [Tusks] as long as it is present. [Tusks] hardened to the point where they can pin onto bark and are as fasts as bullets. The nails immediately grow back to their original state in a second after firing.

[Stand] Name: [Hoodini]

[Stand] User: Vanoss

Destructive Power- B

Speed- A

Range- B

Durability- C

Precision- D

Development Potential- D

Abilities- [Hoodini]'s main power is to absorb people into its feathers which sharpens the feathers to the point they can be used as knives and increases the reaction speed of it. The feathers can be returned to the wings like a magnet but cannot be controlled, the wings themselves are strong enough to cut through metal with ease with the sharpened wings. [Hoodini] can also fly and has talons to pick up things with it. The secret ability of [Hoodini] however is that on its back, a German parachute can be deployed to cover targets with it. The absorbed victims of [Hoodini] can be released and are freed at the defeat of the [Stand], returning where they were absorbed at and resume what they were doing beforehand with no recollection of being absorbed.

Huh, this was a long chapter.

I wanted to add a flashback to who Joren killed for the first time and how he met [Earth Angel] but I'd felt like it was enough for the chapter. Sorry for no resolve on Chiya killing Delirious, or how the two ended up dying. Chiya's resolve will happen next chapter but likely won't be a focus.

Also the ending of this chapter won't be confirmed ship of Joren. I know that sounds weird but he still has a lot of space for more feelings of girls to develop and my goodness his boner is confused right now. Ships will still be developed but not right now.

If I do make an Eyes of Heaven spinoff, the story starts with the end of this fic. There will be an ending for this fic, don't worry! Eyes of Heaven's music is amazing, holy crap, that's a great thing.

If you enjoy this fic...you know.

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