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"I WANT A REFUND" she screamed, "I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS"
"Baby you're doing great-"
"DON'T TALK TO ME" she interrupted loudly, "KEEP YOU AND YOUR DICK 5000 FEET AWAY FROM ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I CHOP IT OFF"
"Heh... Colourful threats" Stiles observed, "but this is a hospital, the coma ward is right next to us, maybe keep to our inside voices Hm?"
She snapped her head to the side, narrowing her eyes, "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? WAKE THEM UP?" And he flinched back, eyes widening as he scratched the back of his neck awkwardly.
"At this rate... Yes"
"WHY YOU LITTLE-"
"Ice chips" Lydia sing songed as she swayed into the room, a bright smile on her face as she handed Kayla a plastic cup filled to the brim with them, "gotta keep hydrated"
She said nothing as she grabbed the cup from Lydia, sending Stiles a heated sideways glare as she did so, her whole body aching as she sat up in the bed because nothing felt comfy right now, nothing at all.
She had only been in labour for the last half hour and she was already so fucking done.
"What's with all the shouting?" Lydia enquired with a smirk, "your contractions aren't that bad yet are they?"
"HE IS BEING A GOD DAMN PAIN IN THE ASS IS WHY - "the coma ward is right next to us" she mimicked childishly, screwing her face up as she did so, "I'll put you in a coma if you're not careful"
Lydia bit her lip, holding back her chuckles as Stiles just shrugged like 'well, it's true' - and honestly, these two were something else that's for sure.
"How about we concentrate on getting this baby out safely first then you can follow through on all your threats" Lydia smiled, gently resting a hand over her friends' leg, "take some ice chips, they'll help"
Kayla obeyed, taking in a large mouthful and crunching through them loudly and Stiles just gave Lydia a wide eyed look as if to say 'how is she nice to you? So not fair'
"I didn't get her pregnant" she whispered with a smirk, "you're her baby daddy, hence, you get the abuse"
"Where's everyone else?" Kayla asked relatively calmly compared to a minute beforehand, "did they leave?"
"They're just outside, I think they're all too scared to come in"
"Scared? why?" Kayla frowned, "I'm wearing a nightgown, I'm not going to flash them my vagina"
"I think what Lydia meant was-"
"A MIND READER NOW ARE YOU?" Kayla demanded, cheeks flushing.
Stiles just rolled his eyes and looked at Lydia like 'see? I have to deal with this, god help me'
"Childbirth is a sensitive subject" Lydia said delicately, "they don't want to intrude"
No that totally wasn't it - Lydia was the only one brave enough out of the whole damn pack to enter the war zone because they heard her screams and shouts and didn't want a punch to the nose from a very irritable, very hot headed Hale that was in labour. They had faced countless stuff, been close to death hundreds of time, but her friends were scared of this.
"Hmmm" Kayla shrugged, "whatever, but I'm not shy"
Wasn't that true.
A gentle tap sounded at the door and they all glanced up as a young man entered, smiling shyly, dressed in the usual white coat and scrubs.
Lydia literally saw Kayla's whole expression change to confusion, "I think you might be lost, we don't want any Boy Scout cookies"
The doctor, who Lydia had to admit was pretty young looking but really attractive with his large blue eyes and scruffy dark hair, just allowed his eyes to widen as he chuckled forcefully, trying to make the situation a little less awkward.
"No no Miss Hale, I'm your doctor... Doctor Miles"
"You look twelve" Kayla stated with no shame, "have you even seen a vagina before?"
Doctor Miles blushed faintly, trying for a bright smile, "I majored in midwifery Miss Hale, I know female anatomy"
"That doesn't change the fact you look twelve"
"Kayla" Stiles whispered warningly, "please, let's try going an hour where you don't insult someone"
"How about you grow a uterus" she shot back in irritation, narrowing her eyes.
"One of those faces" the doctor interrupted before a bickering match could take place, "I graduated college late last year... But I am confused as to why they appointed me multiple births, I mainly deal with singlets"
'Wrong thing to say', Lydia almost said with a smirk as she saw Kayla's jaw clench, her face flushing with a bright red surge of anger and Stiles noticed, actually taking a step back for protection.
"I AM NOT HAVING MULTIPLE BABIES FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST YOU USELESS TWIT" she exploded in such an ungraceful Kayla like fashion, "ONE IS ENOUGH"
"Oh... Oh sorry" Doctor Miles winced, "I just assumed because of your size-"
'Another wrong thing to say', Lydia laughed in her head, bowing her head to stop her chuckles.
"WELL YOU ASSUMED WRONG" Kayla screamed, laying a hand over her bump that stuck out like a... Well, it just stuck out, her marshmallow analogy from before more accurate than ever.
"My apologies Miss Hale" the doctor bustled over, obviously trying to change the subject before he got his head torn off, "and you must be the father" holding out his hand to Stiles.
Stiles glanced up, his eyes widening, "what? No, boyfriend" he corrected, "I'm her boyfriend, I don't look that old yet"
Lydia was just about to face palm herself, shaking her head as she chucked to herself.
The doctors expression froze, already dreading this entire situation, "father of the baby" he clarified as Stiles 'ahhhh'd' in realisation, shaking his hand back, "well you assumed that right" Stiles added, "sorry, nerves are shot"
"Would it be okay if I checked what was going on?" Doctor Miles asked, "just to find out how many centimetres you're dilated"
Lydia could tell Kayla was still pissed about the whole 'sizing' incident, the icy look kind of gave that away.
"I guess so, only if it's- whoa... Hold the FUCK UP" she exclaimed loudly, eyes widening to the size of saucers, "what the holy fuck are those?"
The doctor froze as he pulled over the silver metal table covered in medical instruments, "my equipment"
"THEY LOOK LIKE TORTURE DEVICES"
"They're perfectly safe, I assure you"
"OF COURSE YOU WOULD SAY THAT - YOU HAVE A DICK THAT WILL NOT GET RIPPED APART BY A JURASSIC SIZED BABY, NO WAY IN HELL MATE"
"Feet on the stirrups please"
Kayla huffed but obeyed, not looking one bit pleased as she maneourved herself to a more comfortable position, placing her feet on the raised platforms while glaring at the young doctor.
"Are you comfortable?"
"Oh yes, I feel as though I'm relaxing at the beach with my cocktail" she snapped sarcastically, raising her cup full of ice chips, "cheers"
Lydia snorted as Stiles bit his lip in amusement while the doctor gulped nervously, starting to look fearful for his life - quite rightly so, Lydia thought, a pissed off and in pain Kayla was not to be taken lightly.
"And while we're at it, do these things have to placed like this?" She grumbled, straining her neck to glance past her bump at her spread legs placed on the stirrups, "what ya trying to do? Pull my vagina to my knees?"
The doctor snapped on his white gloves, "it won't be for long Miss Hale, just so I can get a proper look"
"Huh" she huffed displeasedly, crossing her arms over her chest and resting them on her bump, "have you ever heard the likes?"
She was peering up at Stiles and Lydia, rolling her eyes. But just as she glanced back down she went as white as a ghost and winced, her face screwing up.
"Oh... Ow... Ow, contraction" she gasped, "ow, motherfucker these things hurt"
Stiles immediately slipped into 'worried and have no idea what the hell to do' mode, flapping past Lydia to Kayla's bedside, his limbs having their very own spaz attack
"Oh my god, what do I do? Can I do something? Is it supposed to hurt like this? What's going on?" He rattled off questions, sweat beads trailing down the side of his forehead, "holy mother of god I think I'm going to puke"
Wasn't the best thing he could say.
Kayla was panting heavily, grasping the bed sheets for dear life, "you can not knock me up again you twit" she exclaimed, hunching forward, "give me your hand"
"W-What? My hand?" Stiles frowned, glancing down at his hand, "why do you need my hand?"
"SO I CAN FUCKING BREAK IT" she screamed, yanking his hand towards her so he stumbled against the bed rails, gripping it so tightly his skin turned white and her nails left marks on the back of his hand.
"Ow" he muttered, wincing loudly, "you have a tight grip"
"You haven't felt NOTHING YET" she screwed her eyes shut, giving a few more pants before the contraction passed, "I hate you right now Stiles, I hate you so much" she breathed out, leaning back against the pillows.
"Kinda figured, what with the screaming and the physical trauma caused" she threw him a dirty look as he tried to withdraw his hand, her eyes narrowing like 'don't you even dare think about it', "or you can keep it" he smiled nervously, letting her continue to tug at his hand, "that's chill too"
"I'm just going to take a look Miss Hale, you might feel a slight tug as I-"
"AW HELL NO" she screamed, yanking Stiles with her as she sat up, "PUT THE WEAPON DOWN"
The doctor froze, eyes going wide as he stared at Kayla's killer look, "it's just a speculum, I need it to open up your vagina to check the cervix"
"I don't give a rats ass what it's used for" she exclaimed, "it looks like a kitchen utensil, and no kitchen utensil is going up my vagina, are we clear?"
The doctor gaped, obviously not used to dealing with patients quite so aggressive, "um... It's necessary-"
Lydia interuppted before the poor doc dug himself into a deeper hole, leaning over the side to gently touch Kayla's raised knee.
"Honey, I'm right here watching and can promise you he's only trying to help" she soothed, "the quicker you do it, the quicker it's done"
Kayla frowned, narrowing her eyes suspiciously at the doctor, "fine - in and out, got it?"
"Crystal clear" he gulped, leaning down to get to work and as Kayla just winced a little like it was a mild inconvenience to have a massive metal torture device stuck up her vagina, Stiles actually flinched, craning his neck to see what the doc was up to.
"What you doing? Why are you down there like that? How is that-holy God" he cut himself off, screwing his face up as he leaned over Kayla, watching what the doctor was doing upside down, "that's not right, why would anyone-whoa" he exclaimed loudly, "babe, You can totally break my hand if you want because what he is doing to your vagina right now looks freakily unnatural and seriously painful"
Kayla glared, tugging Stiles back harshly so he stumbled and fell against the bed railings, "quit looking at my vagina"
"What? Why? I've seen it all before"
"HENCE HOW WE GOT IN THIS POSITION" she screamed angrily, "and once this is all over you will be going no where near it do you understand?"
"Uh..."
"My vagina is off limits to you" She pointed an accusatory finger in his face.
"But Lydia can see it"
Lydia could and let her tell you something - she had never been so happy to not be pregnant before.
"I DIDNT SLEEP WITH LYDIA TO GET PREGNANT DUMBASS" she shouted, "AND FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WOULD YOU HURRY UP DOWN THERE" she hollered to the top of the doctors' head, "BEFORE I SHOVE THAT SPECULUM UP YOUR ASS AND SEE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT"
The doc immediately popped back up, his eyes wide with fear, "uh... All done, you're uh-you're-" he looked seriously freaked out, like he was preparing himself to deliver news that would no doubtedly get him killed, "you're only one centimetre di-"
"WHAT?" Kayla demanded, "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!"
He wrung his hands together nervously, "your cervix has only dilated a centimetre which means-"
"WHICH MEANS IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE" she shouted and the next thing Lydia knew the doctor was stumbling back as he held his nose, Kayla's bare foot colliding with it with such force it caused blood to pool from both his nostrils.
"Oh my god Kaylz" Stiles exclaimed in panic, "you can't go around kicking people"
"You'll be next if you're not careful"
"Ease up on the threats babe, although it's hot we do need someone to deliver our baby"
"Lydia can do it" Kayla exclaimed as the doc practically flew from the room, "can't you Lydia?"
"Uh..." Lydia hummed, shrugging a shoulder, "technically maybe but I really think you need-"
"Sorted" Kayla interuppted, kicking away the stirrups and laying her legs flat on the bed, wincing as she did so, "that's sorted"
Stiles was staring down at Kayla in shocked and panicked awe, his eyes wide with fear and terror but before he could say anything someone popped their head around the door, knocking on the wood.
"Is it, uh, safe to come in?" The sheriff smiled awkwardly, "I saw the doctor leave... I'm assuming the nose bleed was down to you"
"He was asking for it" Kayla replied, "and if he comes back I'll kick him again, this time where it really hurts"
"You're doing great sweetheart, we're all out there rooting for you" he smiled widely this time, "i can't wait to meet my grandkid"
"Well, when it comes tearing from my vagina you'll hear" Kayla nodded before she winced again, grabbing ahold of Stiles' hand and yanking it to her chest, "owwwww... Oh... Ow, uhhhh... Another one"
Lydia bounced around to Kayla's other side, smoothing her hair away from her damp forehead, "you're doing really good, just remember your breathing, the stuff we went over together"
Kayla nodded, her face screwed up as she let out muffled sounds of pain, digging her nails into Stiles' hand.
"Yeah-yes, breathing" Stiles exclaimed, "keep breathing, just like that, in-out, in-out, in-out-"
"SHUT UP" Kayla screamed, "JUST STOP TALKING TO ME"
But as soon as the contraction was over she collapsed back against the pillows, breathing heavily and staring up at him apologetically.
"Im sorry... Please don't shut up, I like your voice" she whispered, "ignore everything I say, I don't mean it"
He smiled, hovering next to her as he pressed a gentle kiss to the side of her head, "babe, you have a free pass to scream and shout at me all you want, you're doing the hard work, you're... You're bringing our baby into the world... If you need someone to be your punching I can totally be that"
She laughed, glancing down at the hand of his she was holding, "if you keep being this sweet I'm going to cry, damn hormones" they both chuckled as he pressed his head against hers, "thank you"
"For what?"
She sniffed, glancing up at him with emotion shining in her eyes, "for still being here even though I almost broke your hand"
"Ive seen what is going on in your vagina right now and trust me Kaylz, you could break my hand a hundred times and it wouldn't come close to your pain so take it when you need it... It's all I can do anyway"
"It's enough" she smiled, "plus I don't ban you from my vagina, if you wanna see your baby born that's fine, though I am warning you it will be bloody and horrifying and disgusting and you will probably most likely faint"
"Probably" he agreed with a small laugh, "but it would be so worth it... Seeing what we made..."
She raised a hand, placing it over his cheek, "I love you Stiles"
"I love you... Both of you" he corrected and the sheriff and Lydia just smiled at each other from across the room, both thinking the exact same thing.
'This peace would definitely not last long'
A)n a little short but it's really late now haha plus next chapter will be long and so fun omg haha hope you like and please please review, see you next time X