Crazy trouble with love part 4
Female Typhon and Percy
Series: Percy Jackson
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-Mount Saint Helens, Washington, USA-
Under the nearly active volcano was a massive forge that was covered in lava and looked a little broken from a massive explosion. Several metal machines were broken and melted heavily as we see a Harpy resting on a broken piece of metal.
"Man, why did I get stuck down here again?" She asked herself while cleaning her feathers. "Was it because I ate something?" she looked around and tapped her chin. "Did I anger the boss?"
The sounds of broken gears falling into lava was heard as the Harpy saw a large mass of something under a huge stone block. It made a waspy wind like sound that sounded like a massive snake with a motorboat engine for a heart.
"Wow...what's that?" she flew over near it and tilted her head. "Hmm, do rocks normally make that sound?"
It made the sound again.
"Oh I know! It's a new slide! Oh I love slides!" she smiled flying over the stone block. "Oh I'm going to be first!"
The sound got louder while the Harpy landed on a stone. All the while a gold seal with cracks on it started to get even more cracks.
She looked around on where to go down before spotting the seal. "What's that?" she flew towards it. "Wow! It's a frisbee!" she reached down and tried to pick it up, but it wouldn't move. "Come on! Let go!"
Sreak!
Sreak!
Sreak!
She strained harder while more cracks appeared around it and the stone shook. "Come on!"
CRACK!
"Yes!" She grinned while holding it up. "I got the frisbee!"
GRUSH!
The seal shattered as the wind around her started to become a level 5 hurricane!
"Woah!" she was sent flying up and dropped the seal while flapping to keep stable. "What just happened?!"
The large mass moved and stirred as it started to cause machinery and lava to stir and fly across the room.
She could hear more loud hissing before something rose up from the mass and shot at her with the last thing she saw being sharp fangs.
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!
(A month later)
-Camp Half Blood, Long Island, New York-
Percy was busy fishing for fun, which was odd since he could have easily talked the fish to get on the line. 'Come on, just bite already. I've waited two hours already!'
As he was busy trying to get a bite, he didn't notice Annabeth behind him.
"Hey Percy."
He jumped a little and turned. "Annabeth keep it down a little, I'm trying to fish."
"Huh? But aren't you a fish?"
"Oh ha ha." He said while rolling his eyes.
"Besides, why not just call for them if you want? Or why even do that in the first place? We have plenty of food here."
He shrugged. "Because I was bored and the last time I asked a fish to do this, I got slapped."
"Oh?"
"And it was a massive pike."
She grimaced at that.
"So I'm gonna try and fish to relax and the old fashion way works, even if it just made me feel more bored."
Annabeth nodded before seeing the line drop. "Looks like you got a bite."
Percy struggled to get the line up before he lost the entire rod to the mysterious fish as it disappeared into the water. "Well there's one line I lost." 'Out of twenty.'
Just then the sounds of rustling was heard as someone ran out of the forest.
"AHH!" Screamed a girl about Percy's age with red hair, green eyes, wearing a dark blue shirt and black pants, with a D cup chest and large ass. "HELP GIANT DOGS!"
They jumped to their feet as a pack of hellhounds chased her before they ran over pulling out their weapons.
"HELP ME!" The girl screamed before tripping on a rock. "A-AAHHH!"
SWISH!
One of the dogs got their head cut off while Annabeth jumped and stabbed another in the neck.
The hellhounds turned into shadows while leaving some patches of skin.
The girl panted and fell on the sand while letting out a sigh. "Thank god, those things wouldn't stop chasing me."
"Who are you?" Percy asked.
"Oh that, names Aéras Deangelo Campo." she greeted. "And I gotta say, I've never seen guys like you swinging around swords and knives. I mean I'm thankful, but what are you two? Fans of the old times?"
"No." Annabeth said. "Well not exactly."
"Wait let me guess, you're reinacting a medieval play. I hope it's Macbeth."
"Um, wait a sec, you can see them?" asked Percy. "And being chased by them here….you're a demigod. Wait another sec, your middle name is like my cousins too."
"For one I'm not who you're thinking about." She frowned while putting a finger on his lips. "And a demi-what now? How can I be a devil if I don't have horns?"
"Um, maybe this would be better explained back at camp." suggested Annabeth.
"Camp…huh?"
"Follow us."
She cocked her head while walking with them.
(Sometime and a big examination later)
"So….I'm part god? Cool!"
"Well that depends, when you were born, which parent was never around?"
"Well my mother died from a lightning strike and my father never was home so….no clue." She shrugged. "So….got wifi here?"
"Nope. If we did monsters would be swarming the camp all around." spoke Annabeth. "Right now though until your godly parent claims you, you'll be bunking in the Hermes cabin."
"I refuse." She frowned. "I may not be formally well learned in this greek stuff but I know for a fact Hemies is a thief. And I don't want to be near anything involving thefts."
"Well it's what the rule is for kids who haven't been claimed yet. Look on the bright side, you'll have tons of roommates." spoke Percy. "But they might also bug the Hades out of you."
She groaned while hitting the table. "I'd rather sleep in the woods!"
"This is gonna be tough." Annabeth whispered to Percy.
"I know, but maybe we should try helping her with this?"
"Like what?"
"Maybe a tent?"
"That's a bad idea."
"How come?"
"What if anymore monsters got in here? She might get killed."
"I can hear you two you know." Aéras frowned. "And I can take care of myself."
"Look, just deal with it for now and wait." sighed Annabeth. "And stay in the camp borders."
She rolled her eyes before pointing at Percy. "You, get me something to eat."
"Why me?"
"Because you know this place better then me, and personally I don't trust your friend with directions."
"Um….huh?"
"Just get me something to eat."
"Fine, grouch." he turned and walked off to grab some food.
She moved back on her chair and chuckled before falling off and landed on her head. "Ow!"
"I believe that you got some karma that time."
"Oh shut up."
(A few minutes later)
Percy walked back while holding a tray of fish and gave it to Aéras.
"I didn't ask for this."
"You didn't explain what you wanted."
She sighed before grabbing a fish and started biting into it.
"Um, do you need a napkin?"
"No. Thanks anyway fish boy."
"It's Percy not fish boy."
"Tomato tomado." she shrugged before eating again.
"I like this girl." laughed Clarisse with her cabin.
"Oh shut up rednecks." She yelled. "I know how you are so tough until everyone finds out about your secret obsession with pink." she then continued to eat the fish.
'Oh boy.' Percy thought with a gulp.
"I dare ya to say that again." growled one boy standing up.
"Ok." She said while giving him the bird. "You all are pink obsessed pricks with no brains."
He growled before walking up to her.
"I can see the pink on that shirt. Did you take your sister's hand me downs? Or did you color them yourself?" she smirked as he stood over her.
"Eat this!" he swung his fist at her head. Only for her to dodge and punch him in the gut before kicking his head. He groaned and dropped to the ground while she saw the others were stunned.
"Come on, anyone else wanna try something? I'm pissed off so I got the energy to spare." She yelled out while cracking her knuckles. "Come on now! Fight or are you just crying pussies that live in your mother's basements?!"
That got the rest of the cabin up and surrounding her.
"Oh this is going to get good." She grinned. "So who's first? Oh wait, I just realized something. There is only one girl here….so oh god! You have orgies!"
"Gross! That's our sister!" spoke one.
"So? You're greeks right? So don't you fuck your siblings and parents and grandparents and that shit?" She smirked before judo flipping the boy into another boy.
"You're dead!" another one ran at her.
She grabbed him before breaking his arm and kicked him into two boys while dodging a punch to the face. "Ha! Try again you shit for brains!"
"Eat foot!" A boy yelled before Aéras kicked him in the balls. "AHHH!"
"Sorry, I'm full on fish." She said before seeing Clarisse running at her with a chair before she grabbed the chair. "Ha! I got it you hairy bush!"
"Now!" she yelled before two of the boys grabbed Aéras by the arms.
"Hey!" She yelled before bashing their head with her own. "No fair you incest bastards!"
"Just shut up!" She yelled before getting punched in the cooch. "AYI!"
"I fight dirty too ya know!" She yelled before finishing it up by punching her in the face, hard. "Suck it you bitch!"
The others winced at seeing the Ares kids on the ground in pain while stunned this girl did it on her own.
She spat on the ground before sitting on a chair and licked the blood off her hand. "Incest sluts."
"Ugh…"
KICK!
"OW!"
She smirked while looking like a mafia boss.
'Who the heck is this girl?' thought Annabeth and Percy in shock.
Aéras turned to Percy and smirked. "Fish head, I think it's time for me to get ready to sleep."
"Um, how did you do that?"
"Do what?"
"The fighting."
She sighed. "You don't know martial arts? What kind of medieval camp is this?! Oh god...you can't fight without your weapons! Oh the humanity...though if you don't have wifi do you have pizza?"
"Yes." spoke Percy. "But maybe wanna get to bed because they're not gonna be happy."
"Meh." She waved off. "Let them suffer, they attacked me for just saying my mind."
'If Lord Ares doesn't claim her I pray it's not my mother.' thought Annabeth.
(Awhile later)
Aéras walked down the dark path while looking at the cabins. "So this place is...yeah it stinks and why a thief's den, fish head?"
"Well considering how many demigods go unclaimed, they get sent to Hermes' cabin because, well let's just say with him he's been around a lot more times, so you could say it's just a guess when it comes down to which ones his kid."
She grumbled while looking at the cabin. "I'm going to hate this."
Percy sighed as Travis and Connor walked behind them and poked the newcomer's shoulder.
CRASH!
Only for them to be judo flipped...painfully.
"Do you have to do that? Cause those two are good guys."
"Don't care. They snuck up behind me." She said before stepping on both.
"Ok listen." he grabbed her shoulder. "We're trying to help you, but you're making things hard if you go around picking fights."
"Meh." She rolled her eyes. "Yeah and how so?"
"If you make so many enemies then you're not gonna get any help if you leave and get attacked by a monster."
She rolled her eyes. "Fine! I'll calm down. But really you try calming down from all this...stuff!"
"Hey it's a lot to take in, I can get that. Hell, when I first got here you know what I had to deal with? Getting sucked into a journey to keep from war breaking out between the gods. And I found out my dad was Poseidon, so it was a big issue. Every kid who ends up here goes through tough stuff, but you either learn to live with it or go running away without taking a chance."
"...damn." She said while patting his shoulder. "I guess you really had it rough. You have my condolences."
"I'm not saying take it, but going out there is way more dangerous cause you could be walking down the street and get jumped. Mortals can't see monsters or anything like we can. To them a bunch of trolls would look like a biker gang, or even a group of dentists."
"Trolls? Aren't they from Norway?"
"You know what I mean."
Aéras sighed. "Alright, I'll try, just do me a favor."
"What?"
"You help me train and understand this crap."
"Alright, provided you don't get wound up and slug me just because you lose your sword."
"Yeah yeah." She said while punching his shoulder. "Night fish head."
"Ow, night bloody girl." He said while rubbing his shoulder.
Aéras smirked before walking inside.
(A week later)
"I said swing to your left, not my left!"
"Well sorry for being the opposite of your hand fish head!" She yelled while slashing with her left arm. She then slashed to the right.
"And don't put too much weight in or you'll fall over."
She growled before finding herself pinned to the ground. "Hey! Cheater!"
"No that's you having difficulty, now try again."
She huffed and stood up before trying again. Only to get mad again. 'Why. Can't. I. Hit. HIM?!' she then bashed his head with the butt of the blade.
"AH!" he stumbled back. "Good use like that, but focus on using the blade unless you got enough power. That won't make the minotaur flinch unless it's right against it's head."
She growled before slashing at him again causing sparks to fly. "How's THAT for power bitch!"
He felt the force behind the strike before trying to push back. He then noticed that she looked a little more pissed off then the last few times they trained. "Maybe we should take a little break."
She groaned before pulling back. "Fine."
"Go get some water, it'll help."
She shrugged before taking a seat on the bench as Percy started to get some water. "This is a boring day. Nothing but humid weather."
"You say that about everyday."
"Well if it started to rain and the temperature becomes cold, then I'll not complain."
"Well it's not the end of summer so get use to it."
She groaned before rubbing her head. "Say fish head, ever wanted snow here?"
"A little why?"
"Because you remind me of a snowman, but all melted and fishy."
"Um….how?"
"You control water right, and since you talk to fish and snow is frozen water. It means you're a melted snowman." she laughed.
Percy grumbled at that. "And you look like a carrot."
She frowned at that. "Say that again punk. I dare you."
He gulped. "Um…...nevermind?"
"Good answer." She smirked before looking at the sky. "Do you demigods really have sex with each other or is that nonexisting?"
He blushed and stared at her. "Why are you asking that out of nowhere?"
"Because I thought it would be a good conversation starter." She chuckled. "That and I wanted to see if you guys don't try asexual intercource, like germs."
He groaned as he saw Aéras getting ready to take a nap. "If you're gonna go to sleep then maybe you should go to your cabin."
"Too noisy." She simply said before snoring loudly.
'What am I going to do with her?'
(Three weeks later)
"Percy." Annabeth said to the sea demigod. "Isn't it odd that Aéras hasn't been claimed yet?"
"Considering all the kids who went unclaimed for years, what makes her the one you bring that up about?"
"Well...I don't-" she tried to say before Aéras ran in with a grin.
"I know who my dad is!"
"Really? Well that's great, who is it?"
She made a gust of wind appear as it knocked over a few people. "Eurus, god of the eastern wind!"
"Isn't that god, um...unlucky?"
"I don't know, but I'm not unclaimed anymore! But since there isn't a cabin for him does that mean I can get some of the satyrs around here to get one built?"
"They can't, it's not up to them." Percy frowned. "It's up to Zeus."
"...wow. What a dick."
KABOOM!
"I'm saying the truth!" she yelled up. "So wait, does this mean I still have to stay in that crowded cabin?"
"Um…"
"No clue."
Aéras frowned before smirking. "Then I'm going to stay with fish head."
"Hold up what? Who said you could?"
"Mister horsebutt."
"You mean Chiron?"
"Yep."
"Did you actually ask?"
"Yep, and he said yes. After winning a game of poker with wine boy." She grinned. "So let's get going fish head!"
'I swear she's gonna drive me off the wall.' He thought before getting picked up by the girl. "Hey!"
"Oh be quiet and enjoy the ride." She said while walking towards the cabin.
(At cabin)
PLOP!
"Ah! What a soft bed!"
'Which is mine.' He thought while seeing her getting too relaxed.
"All it needs now is a maid. Oh...so...yawn." she yawned. "I'm gonna go to sleep."
"Oh no you don't." He said while pulling her, or trying to at least, out of the bed. "You can't just hog the bed!"
"Too tired." She yawned while pulling Percy into the bed. "Wake me up when dinners ready….zzzz."
"Woah there, let me just get up first."
"Zzzzzz." She snored while grabbing him and used him like a pillow.
'Oh man, just great.' He thought while feeling the chest near his face.
"Zzzzz."
He blushed while remaining calm. 'The first chance I get, I'm bolting.'
(Five hours later)
"Zzzzzzzz."
"Zzzzzzz."
Both snored on the bed while draped over each other. They looked so cute, especially when they accidentally moved their heads together and were a little too close.
Then came the most annoying sound in history, a offkey trumpet for dinner.
DUN DUN DUN!
They jumped up and in that instance kissed by accident. It took a second for them to register they were and quickly broke apart with wide eyes.
Both were silent for a few minutes before turning to each other.
"Um...sorry fish head." Aéras blushed.
"It's...cool." Percy blushed.
"Not really….since you kissed me first."
"Me? You kissed me first!"
"No you did."
"Your lips touched mine first!"
She growled before smirking. "Oh wait, you couldn't have done it, you don't have the guts."
"I've handled tons of stuff and you're saying I don't have guts?"
"I'm just saying that you've never kissed a girl."
"...that makes no sense."
"Well if you've never kissed a girl at this point, either you're saving yourself, or you just don't have the courage to even cop a quick one on the lips."
"Are you suggesting that?" He asked with a blush. 'If she is then I'm a son of Ares.'
"Not really, just a suggestion." She chuckled. "But it's time for dinner, I'll just fix the bed up while you get some food."
"I swear you need to start getting your own food."
"I know, but it's fun mooching off you." She smirked as Percy got up and grumbled as he walked out of the cabin.
'Girls a crazy!'
Aéras watched him leave before frowning as her eyes turned bright yellow. "Soon, my plan will be realized and you Perseus Jackson will either join me or become Typhon's slave."
Part of her hand morphed into a few snake heads which hissed in hunger.
"And I know he will be mine." She chuckled while the screen went black.
To be continued.