Crazy trouble with love part 4

Female Bowser and Luigi

Series: Super Mario Brothers

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-Mushroom Kingdom-

Sitting down in his small house was the younger sibling of Mario who was looking at a framed picture of him and Daisy both smiling.

But unlike before, he was depressed and red eyes. Reason? They broke up, badly because surprise surprise! She was seeing Mario even when she said their relationship was over.

Luigi sniffled and set it down while laying on his side on the bed. 'Why Daisy? First I feel down about Mario, and you couldn't even tell me it was over to show you cared? Do I matter that much?'

He then felt enough anger to punch a Goomba in the face, but he decided to be the better man and not hurt anyone. Even if it was hard not to.

'Wonder if I should go for a walk to try and clear my head.' He thought while looking outside. 'I mean it's a nice day.'

He then slowly got up and walked towards the door. He headed out and locked up while taking in some clean air.

The air was bitter today as flying Koopas flew by and Goombas stole his mailbox...wait what?!

"He he."

"Wow look at this? The Lonely Goomba and Gaijin Goombah. What noobs!"

"Yeah big ones."

"Hey! Stop!"

"Oh great the noob!"

"Run for it!" The lead Goomba yelled before running away with the mailbox.

Luigi started running after them with a frown. "Give me that back!"

"No you noob!" They yelled before hopping into a pipe. "Get a different mailbox to steal from!"

'Not this time.' he hopped up and slid down the pipe in after them.

-Bowser's castle-

"He's a noob!" One of the Goomba yelled while hopping out.

"A fat one at that!"

"Just shut it and run!" The leader yelled as the green plumber hopped out.

"Give me my mailbox!"

"Noob!" They yelled while running away faster. Only to bump into someone.

"Hey watch it you oaf!"

"Yeah watch where you going you big….fat….oh no." The leader trailed off as the person he bumped into was the king of the Koopas, Bowser.

Luigi stopped running himself while Bowser growled at the Goomba.

"What are you idiots doing?"

"Um….stealing a mailbox?" One gulped.

"From a noob."

"A big fat one too."

He looked at Luigi and scoffed. "You all stole a mailbox, from Luigi? Have you nothing to better do today? Because I was in the middle of getting a foot massage when I saw this, and do you think I wanna lose days like this when you pull a stupid prank?"

"It's not stupid!"

"And it's fun!"

"Especially finding porn."

"Ah good porn."

"Noob porn."

"So much po-"

"QUIET!" he yelled which shut them up before grabbing the mailbox and broke it. "Shut up and get back home! And if I hear so much as a peep from one of you, all of you are going in the dungeon!"

They gulped before running away.

Luigi gulped as Bowser turned back to him. "So….uh….nice day isn't it?"

"It is, until you showed up." He growled. "Now leave, I have a massage to go to."

"Hey, I didn't plan on getting here or running all the way here." he retorted. "It was your soldiers who started it."

"And they're dumb for doing that. But that still doesn't excuse the fact you're in my castle, on my day off to boot."

Luigi looked around and was surprised to see he had entered the castle, which was shocking because he was so focused on getting his mailbox back.

"So scram." He growled. "Or I'll throw you into the dungeons as well."

"Fine, not like some of us are in a bad mood too." he muttered turning and walking away with a frown. 'This day can't get any worst.'

But that's when he found himself tripping over something and face planting on the ground.

"Ow!" He groaned before rubbing his face, only to see a mushroom with a pink hue to it and a heart where it's eyes were. "What the?"

"Ahahaha! Oh that was actually funny!" laughed Bowser holding his stomach. "Maybe you should quit trying to be like your brother and be a comedic!"

That didn't make him happy one bit as he slowly got up and, without thinking, through the mushroom at the overgrown Koopa.

Which entered his still open jaw. He shut it on impulse and went wide eyed as he accidentally swallow it and growl. "What was that? A mushroom? Did you just try to throw a mushroom at me?"

"Um...apparently yes." He gulped while hoping it wasn't a mushroom for giving people unlimited power or something.

"You know what? I'm going to make you pay for that." he growled moving towards Luigi while cracking his knuckles. "This'll make my day all the better."

He braced for the fire and punches, but….it never came.

"Ugh….my stomach." Bowser groaned while feeling really sick. "Damn it! You made me eat a rotten mushroom! Now I'm REALLY gonna let you have it!"

'Oh crap!' He thought while closing his eyes shut.

Bowser was about to spew fire but instead noticed his body getting thinner. "W-What the hell?!"

As more time passed it was apparent something was off because his body started to gain a humanoid appearance, but with slight changes. One was that his tail stayed the same along with his claws, but each one grew into five digits and his shell became smaller. His face also became human but still had the horns and skin color as normal. Oh and he was losing his junk.

"H-Hey!" he cried out with his voice sounding more feminine.

That was also the time he started to gain an hourglass figure with massive J cup breasts and a huge set of hips. And it was also apparent he was a she now with the hair getting longer as it reached her ass.

Luigi's jaw dropped while Bowser looked over 'herself' with wide eyes and stared at her hands with horror.

"AHHHH!" She screamed while the finishing touch was that her voice sounded too cute instead of menacing. "W-What the living fuck happened to me?!"

"I...I….I don't know." spoke Luigi with a blush since her chest and spot were uncovered.

She growled at Luigi. "You! You did this to me! I'm going to charbroil you!"

But all Luigi heard as a cute girl's voice. "W-Wait! I didn't mean to do this! I swear!"

"You threw that mushroom at me! You're to blame!" She roared before trying to run at him and failed because of the difference in weight and gravity. She fell down with a groan while glaring at her body. "What kind of mushroom was that? It was suppose to make me big! Or shrink. Or something!"

"I don't know, it's new to me too!" He said while averting his eyes from the large ass.

Bowser pushed herself up with a growl and started lumbering towards him while her chest jiffled. "When I get my claws around your throat, I'm gonna….I'm gonna…..uh…"

Luigi blinked at that as he saw her looking at him weirdly.

"I'm….gonna...um….." she replied blinking and putting her finger to her cheek and looking lost. "Uh, what was I gonna do?"

"Um….punch me?"

"I don't think it was that." she shook her head. "It was….oh right! I was gonna go out and have fun." she smiled. "Wanna come with?"

Luigi felt like he entered another dimension, again, and was lost for words. "Um...eh….mmm…"

"Please? It's a good day and I feel like going to the beach!" she bounced up and down with her breasts jiggling with.

'Those things are deadly.' He thought before slapping himself. 'Don't even think that! She's..he..whatever is your enemy! Well Marios but still!'

"Oh!" she looked at herself. "Wonder if I should go naked. Mmmm, I don't wanna go get my swimsuit….but should I? What do you think?"

"Um….anything you want?"

She giggled while jumping up and down. "Then naked it is!"

He blushed while staring at them and turned around. "Well, I better get going, good luck." only to get grabbed by her hand.

"Aw! But I need company." She pouted while gripping much harder than a normal human.

He winced at the pressure and tried staying calm. "M-Maybe one of your servants would like to come."

"I have servants? That's new." She said confused. "Huh….never knew."

"And I'd bet they'd love to help keep you company all day."

"...why?"

'Did that mushroom make her forget everything?!'

"Oh right! The beach is perfect today, let's go!" She said before running out at a breakneck speed.

(Later)

-Random beach-

"Water!" she cried out with a smile while letting go of Luigi who fell face down on the sand.

"Ow…." he groaned while spitting a crab out of his mouth as the girl ran into the water and was flushed back by a massive wave.

"Ah! Again again!"

He pushed himself up and looked at the water going down her naked body and felt steam go out his ears before he covered his eyes. 'This is turning out badly!'

She then looked at Luigi. "Come on in! The water's fine for a dip!"

'I'm so conflicted right now!' he thought. 'It's Bowser, but he, she, whatever! Is naked, a dense, and doesn't remember me.' He then saw her running around chasing birds.

"I'm going to get you!"

"Caw caw!"

"Come back you rat with wings!"

"Caw caw!"

'Maybe I can run away and she won't notice.' He thought before seeing her sneeze fire out of her nose and cooked the bird up.

"Free food!"

'Or I should just stay FAR away from her as physically possib-'

"Hey want some cutie?" she asked holding up the roasted bird. "It's fresh and good for you."

"Um...no thanks?"

She looked down before smiling. "Ok."

"Uh, hey. What say I go get some sunscreen I brought?"

"Why? I'm not burning."

"But you might be."

"Hmmmm, ok! Where is it?"

"Well back home so stay here and I'll get it ok?" He said before seeing her nod yes as he walked slowly away.

(Back home)

"Phew, that was real close." He sighed while walking into the house. 'I really didn't need her around.'

But as he was entering the kitchen, he saw HER sleeping in a open fridge.

"Zzzzz." She snored while a half eaten ham was sticking out of her mouth.

He was stunned before shaking his head. 'Wait, if she can't keep a clear head, how in the world does she know where I live?'

"Zzzzzzzz….ham…." She snored before falling out. "Ow….zzzzzz."

'This is ridiculous.' He thought with an internal groan. 'Just why is this happening to me?'

She sat up and rubbed her eyes. "Is it morning already?"

"No it's evening."

"...aw." She pouted. "So no pancakes?"

"No." he shook his head. "Um, how did you get in?"

"By using a pipe in your bathroom." She said. "It was a tight squeeze."

Luigi then realized where she popped out of. The shower drains. 'Oh the water bills going to be massive.'

"And I found this comfy spot to sleep while there was ham in here."

"That's a fridge."

"...huh?" she looked at the ham. "But I thought it was ham."

"Not the ham." He groaned while pointing to the fridge behind her. "The fridge."

"...that's a bed."

He groaned and facepalmed. "Never mind."

She blinked before getting up and smiled. "Let's have hamburgers."

"We don't have any."

"Pizza?"

"No."

"Eyeball sandwiches with mustard?"

"Ew, no!"

"Toe jam?"

"No!"

"...roasted Goomba?" She asked innocently.

"No!"

"Aw."

"Look, why don't you go back to your castle?"

"Castle? I have one?" She asked confused. "Huh….never knew."

"Yes, it's very big and has all sorts of nice stuff in it."

"Mmmm…..doesn't ring a bell." She said before hugging him. "Let's watch a movie!"

He blushed while feeling the soft breasts against his face. 'T-Too soft!'

"Any ones in mind?"

"Um….no idea."

"How about Princess Bride?"

"I might have that."

She smiled while hugging tighter. "Oh you're so cute and….um….cute?"

He blushed while trying hard not to suffocate.

(Later)

"Are you single?" She asked innocently. "Or are you not?"

Luigi became depressed at that. "Well, yeah."

"Oh." She said before saying. "Was it bad?"

"Yeah."

"...sorry." She said while hugging him tight. His arms flailed around while she rubbed his head. "That must have suck so much."

'Can't breath!'

"I mean a cutie like you shouldn't be miserable you know. It's sucks like eels."

'What does that even mean?!'

She then smiled. "How about I become your girlfriend for life?"

'What?!'

"Think about it, I'm single and sexy." She giggled. "And I like you cutie."

'AAHHH!' He screamed in his mind in terror.

"So can I be your girlfriend for life?"

He gulped and paled before fainting in her arms.

(Next day)

"Ugh…." Luigi groaned while slowly waking up from a long sleep.

"Are you ok?"

"Yeah, I'm fine."

"Good because I was worried boyfriend forever."

He slowly blinked and saw he was resting on Bowser's lap and paled again. 'Oh good lord, it wasn't a dream!'

"So want to eat, I'm starving." She smiled while Luigi started to shake. "Cold?"

"AHHHH!" he screamed jumping up and ran right out the door leaving an outline of himself.

"Ok see you later." She said while looking around. 'So hungry.'

Luigi screamed and ran down the path while trying to find something of real sense.

Which came in the form of a Boo and a Goomba.

"Ok just look at me without getting scared ok?"

"I-I'll try." It said before Luigi ran through him. "Did I do it?"

"Um...no."

"Damn it!"

(With Luigi)

"AAAHHHHH!" He screamed before running into Peach.

"Oof! That hur...Mario? No I mean Luigi, what's going on?"

"Bowersagirlandnowshehewhateverismygirlfriend!"

"...huh?"

"Bowser is a girl!"

"...huh?!" She said in shock before sighing in relief. "So he's not going to kidnap me, that's great because I'm getting bored of the whol-"

"That's not important!" he cried out. "He's….she's….she wants to be my girlfriend!"

"Oh." She said. "Well….um….good luck with that and um….hey wait! What about Daisy?"

He sighed annoyed. "We broke up alright? I don't wanna talk about it."

"Oh, sorry about that." She said sadly. "But um….I still wish you luck."

"That's not helping me at all. And this happened all because of that stupid mushroom."

"Mushroom? What kind?"

"It was pink with a heart on it."

She gasped. "That's the gender love mushroom. It's a rare mushroom that turns anyone into the opposite gender and makes them affectionate to the first person they meet, at the expense of their memories and logic."

"Wait, you mean…."

"She's in love with you yes." Peach said. "And it's permanent too."

"...FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!" He yelled before fainting as Bowser walked by with ham.

"Boyfriend forever? Where are you?" She called out. "I'm hungry for ham!" she then saw Luigi and put him on her shoulder. "Don't sleep silly, it's rude."

Peach looked at Bowser with shock and looked her over. 'She's bigger than me.'

"Hello, did my boyfriend forever bug you?"

"Um...no?"

"Oh good because I'm always worried for him. So so long." She waved while walking away.

'Well…..this was new.' She thought before shrugging. 'Oh well, it's not my problem anyway. I wonder what Mario is doing right now?'