Hammerman, Part 2

Is the Order a Rabbit? belongs to Manga Time Kirara, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure belongs to Hirohiko Araki. If I did, Polnareff would be eating shit from a toilet.

If you don't know, Yuuta is an insane magical boy who was granted the knowledge of the multiverse, including the fact he's a fictional character. So he's magical boy Deadpool with a [Stand].

That is not good for anyone.

If you like this fic, review, follow and fav because Yuuta will find ya'll and end ya if you don't.

Somehow BotW instantly grew to be my favorite game of all time. Huh. That's why these chapters are taking longer than usual.

STORY IS NOW!

"[ACT2]!" Cocoa shot her nails at the boy who then already threw [Hammerman] straight at a disconcerted woman who still walked away casually as the large bug for a [Stand] was prepared for impact.

"Just nails? Stop being good old Johnny." He slapped the nails away much to her shock. Joren turned to the direction where [Hammerman] was going and saw that the giant bug was heading toward Aoyama.

"Aoyama-san! Watch out!" Joren called out but the woman didn't hear him. She continued to walk as [Hammerman] made impact, latching onto her back with no effect.

"Hmm?" She turned around to see the boy looking at her with a horrified expression. "Oh it's JoJo-kun! I forgot to wave goodbye to that cute couple!" Aoyama waved back at him before resuming her walk. The boy saw that the bug was on her back, being still and not being noticed.

"What. Did. You. Do?" The boy turned to Yuuta who merely laughed. Cocoa pointed her fingers at him threateningly, itching to shoot the moment he moves.

"I just simply made myself win, my dear!" The enemy declared with a smirk. "Now I can have the entertainment I want!"

"Those gauntlets..." Cocoa looked at the armor covering the boy's arm. "That's part of your [Stand], isn't it? That's why you were able to stop JoJo-kun's [Earth Angel]!"

Yuuta blew a raspberry in response. "Maybe, maybe not." He replied in a mocking tone. "No matter, you can't beat me now!"

"Cocoa! Shoot him!"

"R-Right!" Cocoa shot her [Tusks] at the other boy who smirked.

"Too easy, Cocoa-chan." Yuuta stepped to the side suddenly the moment the shots were fired. She was surprised by his reflexes, she was a bit too near him when that happened. Her range was short enough for him to be unable to dodge such a shot.

"[Earth Angel]!" Suddenly missiles began flying the opposite side of Tsumugu. He smiled and jumped and for some inexplicable reason he dodged every missile that were remotely controlled, making the missiles go to Cocoa.

"Woah!" The boy reacted quickly and the missiles flew upwards just before they hit the girl. Cocoa nearly pissed herself at that. "Well that idea's out of the bag. Can you feel this Yuuta? KOOOOOOOOOH!"

The boy began breathing suddenly, yellow energy going through his body. The enemy smiled at that.

"So you're going Jonathan on me? Look how well that happened for him! Head cut off like Mami. God, wasn't she busty?" At this point, this enemy sounded like a man dressed up as Deadpool for an anime convention who just said he voted for Harambe on Facebook for a few likes. Even Yuuta knew that, thanks to RebelTaxi but he didn't care by this point.

"ARARARARARARARA!" The boy began trying to pummel Yuuta with barrages of fists at quick succession. Despite that, Yuuta dodged every blow almost effortless.

In fact, he didn't even move.

"Wow, that made me sweat like a tsunami. Not being insensitive or anything."

"Why...can't...I...HIT YOU?!" He kept trying to hit him still but Yuuta wasn't getting hit. It was obvious the attacks weren't just going through him like a ghost or him reflecting the attacks, Joren was missing like gunman who missed shooting a guy who had a gun right in front of his face.

"[ACT2]!" Cocoa shot her nails at the floor to make holes to attack Yuuta and the holes began coming towards him. "Hah! Taste the power of holes!"

"My invulnerability knows no bounds!" For some reason, once the holes got near him, they suddenly shifted away from the target and vanished. "You fucked up hoe, BEAAAAAAYTCH!"

"ARARARARARARA-" Suddenly Joren's barrage was interrupted by Yuuta slapping his face. "OW!"

"Kiss my ass you brownie!" Yuuta then grabbed Joren by his jacket and began pulling his entire body as he spun as he carried him. "Cocoa! You wanna fuck him? HERE YOU GO!"

"WAAAAAAH!"

"JO-"

The boy was then tossed at Cocoa and they were sent stumbling onto the floor. They groaned in pain as they rolled off each other.

"How...are...we...not...hitting him...?" Cocoa asked the boy who shook his head. The two slowly stood back up as Yuuta was busy doing the worst dance they've ever seen.

"You wanna know?" Yuuta asked them. "Well it's my [Stand] of course!"

"His...[Stand]?" The boy grit his teeth. "How?"

"Once [Hammerman] latches onto someone, I become invincible. Anybody that tries to harm me, it can't touch me." Yuuta explained much to their shock. "The lady I put it on will not even notice that thing even if she leans against the wall. As long as it's on her, I can't be touched by anything!"

"Damn...we gotta find Aoyama!" Joren told Cocoa. "She's likely looking up Sharo's skirt! We gotta remove [Hammerman]!"

Before he could run, Yuuta began laughing, stopping them.

"It's gonna be really hard to pull that bug out. It's possible but really hard!" He stopped laughing. "Well, I'm going to go kill Josuke. Bye."

"Wait, WHAT?!" The boy shrieked out. "You're going to kill my brother?!"

"Well yeah. I was kinda told to this if I see him by Tsumugu." He then turned away and began walking. "Better get rid of that bug before I find him."

"S-SHIT!" The boy looked at Cocoa. "Cocoa, get rid of Aoyama's bug! I'm going to try to stop this son of a bitch!"

"O-Okay!" The two separated from each other; Joren going after Yuuta while Cocoa went after Aoyama. The girl kept running back to where the crepe stand was, hurrying.

"Aah...wow...this is tiring!" She gasped out, stopping a bit to catch her breath. "Alright, alright, let's go." She continued to run and saw the crepe stand but Sharo wasn't there. "Sharo-chan, where are you-"

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Sharo was in the background, running away from Aoyama who was attempting to look up the blonde's skirt.

"I have never seen legs and thighs so pristine!" Aoyama told her as she chased her. "Let me at least take a peek!"

"N-NO!"

"Sharo-chan!" Cocoa waved at the girl who immediately headed towards her. "Come here! We got an emergency!"

"I got an emergency! Protect me!" She screamed out as she ran to Cocoa. She hid behind the girl as Aoyama went in front of Cocoa.

"Oh, it's you!" The woman said to Cocoa. "My, my! You and your friend can't get enough of me today!"

"C-Cocoa-chan! She's trying to look up my skirt! Help me!" Sharo begged her. "There are only two people want in the world to look up my panties right now and this isn't one of them!"

"Uh...can you stop for a second Aoyama-san?" Cocoa asked the woman who look a bit surprised at her request. "I need to talk about something important with my friend."

"Of course, of course! I'm sorry that I tried looking up her skirt. It's just that her body is so perfect and petite! She's such a beautiful girl I could not resist attempting to look up her underwear!"

"I-It's okay Aoyama-san." Cocoa sweatdropped. She turned to Sharo and began whispering in a hushed voice. "Sharo-chan, we got a problem."

"Besides me getting harassed?"

"Yeah, besides that. JoJo-kun is fighting a [Stand] user at the moment."

"WHAT?!" Sharo then lowered her voice. "You left him there?!"

"No, this [Stand] user is different." Cocoa warned her. "He can't be touched, no matter what attacks we do, we can't beat him."

"He...can't be touched?"

"His [Hammerman] [Stand], if it attaches onto someone, he becomes untouchable like the luckiest person alive. It attached to Aoyama-san and now JoJo-kun's trying to stop him from killing Josuke-san!"

"It's attached to that pervert-wait, did you say he's going to kill Josuke-san?" Sharo repeated, her face morphing into a frightened look.

"Yeah, JoJo-kun's trying to slow him down but we don't have much time. The thing is attached to Aoyama-san's back so we just have to yank it out and-" She turned to see the woman wasn't there anymore. "WHERE DID SHE GO?!"

And with that, the two girls began attempting to look for the carefree author.

In the meantime, Joren was busy attempting to stop Yuuta who just casually walling to his target. He tried to slow him down by blocking him but even him pushing to stop him was futile due to the constant pushing.

Good thing the street was empty, if there were any people it would he would get rather odd stares.

"Shit, shit! Hope this idea works!" He ran further from Yuuta and looked at the crack on the cobblestone street. It was a small weed coming out of the crack which meant there was some sort of root system under the street.

"Okay, okay! Better work! Please work!" He bent down and gently placed a finger on it and began pouring all the [Hamon] he could to into it, making the energy go through it like blood in a vein. Underneath, the roots began growing in a specific direction thanks to the [Hamon]. "NOW!"

He poured another does and suddenly large pieces of the street lifted themselves upwards, the roots themselves lifting them up which formed a wall of cobblestone debris right in front of Yuuta.

"A wall? What are you, Donald Trump?" The enemy noted the giant wall made in front of him. He looked to his sides to see no alleyways he could go around through and no shops either. "I'm just going to walk back-"

"NOT YET!" Suddenly more cobblestones began lifting themselves up behind Yuuta, trapping him in between two walls to large to climb through. "I used my [Hamon] to manipulate the root system under the street and accelerated the roots' growth and made it push up the cobblestone! There's no escape!"

The other boy simply looked up at the Joestar gloating at him on top of a wall. His eyes dilated a but at how stupid he looked.

"If it weren't for the laws of this fic, I would have slaughtered you."

"YOU CAN'T SLAUGHTER ME NOW THAT I HAVE THE POWER OF THE WALL!" The boy proclaimed with an uncharacteristic laugh. "I'VE BEEN THROUGH KISSING MY BEST FRIENDS, BEING HOMELESS, AND SURVIVED LOADS AND LOADS OF KILLER RABBITS MADE BY A LOLI!"

"You've become completely insane, haven't you?"

"YES I AM!" He yelled out. "I HAD ENOUGH SHIT FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS! THIS IS RELIEF!"

"Huh." Yuuta simply blinked at his joy of fighting an enemy. "The author really has gone off the rails until Sharo gets...not spoiling anything to you, readers."

"You can't bypass my wall even with your evasive powers! Give up now or-"

Out of nowhere the enemy punched the wall in front of him to pieces. Joren flinched and jumped off the wall just in time before the entire wall became little pebbles much to his shock. Yuuta passed through the remains that used to be a piece cobblestone street, now only patches of dirt with pebbles strewn around.

"I-Is that part of your [Stand]?!" The boy was amazed by the other boy's strength. Yuuta turned to look at Joren with a sly smile and a shrug.

"Maybe."

"Fuck you."

"At least I don't get to clean up this mess! Bye-bye, JOJOOOO!" Yuuta then began walking away, the Joestar looked behind him and irked at the sight of the property damage he had done to the road before chasing after him.

"To be or not to be. That is the question." Aoyama held up a rabbit as if it were a skull. "Hamlet is not good without the skull, is it?"

She set the rabbit back down onto the field, the creature hopping away. The woman sighed as she watched it go away into the bushes. "I really need

"AOYAMA-SAN!" She turned to see the same girl with auburn hair running towards her. "Found you!"

"Oh, Cocoa-chan!" Aoyama held a hand to her chest. "You've scared me a bit there."

"Can we hurry up with this?! I have a job doing crepes still!" Sharo told Cocoa. Aoyama blinked at the sight of the girl who she tried peeping a while ago before a sickeningly perverse smile went across her face. "C-Cocoa-chan! She looks scary!"

"What do wish from me?" The woman asked them. "Please don't tell my editor I was here, she'll have head-"

"Aoyama-san, turn around." Cocoa ordered suddenly which confused the woman.

"E-Eh?"

"Let me see your back, please? You looked up my friend's skirt, I might as well ask if I could see a part of your body also!" Sharo slapped her face at Cocoa's attempts to convince someone to turn around instead of actually walking behind her to see.

"Okay...?" Aoyama turned her back to them. In the [Stand] user's eyes, there was a giant bug attached to her back which nearly made her hurl. Sharo gulped, seeing Cocoa's reaction.

"Aoyama-san..." Sharo tried to break the news. "There is a big bug on your back."

"Really?" She tried reaching down for it and felt the thing on her. "Wow, it's HUGE! This gives me inspiration for my book!"

"Not now, Aoyama-san!" Cocoa went to the woman and looked at the bug. "We gotta get this...off...YOUUUU!"

She tried pulling the bug off the woman but it was latched onto her like a stubborn leech. Sharo just looked at her as this looked kinda suggestive from her perspective.

"I...CAN'T...PULL...IT...OFF!" Cocoa let go, tumbling onto the grass. "Ah...that was hard to do. Sharo-chan...can you use your [Hamon]?"

Sharo nodded hesitantly before going up to Aoyama who had her rear sticking out oddly enough, she looked back and forth and wondered if anybody was watching before sighing.

"A-Alright..." She looked at where Cocoa tried pulling out which was dangerously close to the butt. She shivered at both ideas she had to pull and invisible bug off the woman who tried harassing her earlier. "H-HERE I GOOOOOO! KOOOOOOOOOH!"

"Oh! You're using ham-" She felt the girl try pulling the bug off her but it won't come off so it just looked like Sharo was humping her. "Yes! Keep pulling!"

"Not even with my [Hamon] I could take this thing off!" Sharo huffed as she kept pulling the invisible bug off. "I CAN'T PULL OUT!"

"Uh...Sharo-chan?"

"Quiet Cocoa-chan! I'm busy trying to pull this out!" She kept pulling, rocking herself back and forth to grab the bug. "Cocoa-chan, I won't stop-"

Sharo realized once she turned to look at Cocoa there was a crowd of people looking at her oddly. Her eyes went back and forth between her previous action and everyone else before her face began turning red.

"E-Everybody don't look at me like that!" She shouted at the crowd. "UWAAAAAAAAAH!" With that, she then ran away. Everyone looked at the blonde and wondered what the hell just happened.

"Sharo-chan! COME BAAAAACK!" Coca grabbed Aoyama and ran after the blonde. Meanwhile, Bon who was in the crowd also just blinked at the scene that happened.

"I have a feeling so complicated."

Back with Joren, he tried everything to stop Yuuta from getting to Josuke. He tried pushing tables at whatever, using [Earth Angel] to hover over him to attack but he kept dodging every single attack he had.

"OH MY GOODNESS!" The boy showed up in front of the enemy. "HOW CAN YOU DODGE EVERYTHING AND NOT GIVE TWO SHITS?!"

"This world is a fanfiction. I don't have to react to anything." He then turned to the me, the author. "HEY! XMINERCOBRA! WHEN'S THIS CHAPTER GOING TO BE POSTED?"

Well it's a process really. I have to think of the [Stand] and its user, name them, pair whoever will fight it, find out how they'll beat it, write, then edit the-

"YOU'RE BEING AN ASS BECAUSE YOU'RE PLAYING BREATH OF THE WILD!" Yuuta shouted at me like a deranged man to JoJo'z eyes. "I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD STOP BUT HAVE PRIORITIES, MAN!"

I-I'm sorry! I love the game so much, it is fucking insane on how good it is, HOLY SHIT!

"Yeah, but think about the fans! They're waiting a week for a new chapter, you only get thirty views per chapter, these are the only fans you're going to get! Every other fucking author has millions of more readers and fans! Look at you, in your room thinking a big impact on this site but can't! You are but a tiny person in this website and once this fic is done, everybody will leave you! Just you wait, everybody will just leave the moment this fic is done, not even stay for EoH! You will be nothing after this! You will be NOTHING!"

...

"..."

...that...cut more deeply than I thought.

"You made me say that, you wrote it. I have the script."

...I'm going to leave the narration to the words now. Will you go back to what you're doing in the third wall or something, please?

"NOW'S MY CHANCE!" Joren tried hitting Yuuta with futile belief he could be hit but Yuuta sidestepped the moment he tried to hit, missing him entirely. "DAMMIT!"

"What did I say? You can't hit me, might as well just let me walk to your brother and-oh look who we have here!" To Joren's horror, someone who should not have shown up was walking towards them. This was especially true if they were the freaking target.

"Okay, gotta head to this street..." Josuke held his phone and looked at it. He looked up to his brother with another person. "Hmm? HEY JOREN!"

"Woohoo! This is gonna be fun!" Yuuta began hopping towards the cop, Joren attempted to stop him but was too tired to chase after him. "Hey Josuke!"

"Hmm? Joren! Is this your friend?" Josuke wondered but saw his brother too tired to move. Josuke noted the amount of sweat the boy had on him and how casual the other boy was walking towards him. "What in the world...?"

[Crazy Diamond] came out of the man was he boy approached, preparing himself. The boy in the suit went up to him, with a smirk that somehow intimidated the older man.

"Josuke, Josuke, it's nice to finally meet you!" Yuuta looked up at the tall man.

"Who are you?" He asked him in a low tone. "How do you know my name?"

"I know everybody's name. I even know the Doctor's name! That took awhile to learn!" Yuuta dilated his eyes in a cocky fashion. "Kinda making it obvious I'm one of Tsumugu's."

"I see. I also see a reason why I shouldn't pummel your face to the ground right now." Josuke threatened. "If you want to leave with your body parts intact, I suggest you do that right now."

"JOSUKE! RUN! JUST RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW!" Joren screamed out but his calls weren't heard through the intense conversation.

"Tsk, tsk! I've always wanted to say this in front of you..."

"Huh?"

"YOU'RE HAIR LOOKS LIKE A WET DIAPER LEFT ON THE ROAD FOR TOO LONG!" Yuuta began his insults. "THAT HAIR MAKES GANGSTER WHO INVENTED IT FEEL ASHAMED! MY PUBES HAVE BETTER HAIR THAN THAT! IF SOMEONE HAD A CHOICE OF BEING SAVED BY SOMEONE WITH THAT HAIR OR BEING DEAD, THEY'D PICK BEING DEAD EVERY TIME! I CAN'T EVEN SHIT IN THAT HAIR BECAUSE IT LOOKS SO BAD! I'M SURPRISED THE ANIMATORS FROM DAVID PRO DIDN'T CHANGE IT! ROBBIE ROTTEN AND SPACE DANDY FEEL BAD FOR YOU! THINK ABOUT THAT, YOU SHIT-HAIR WEARER!"

The world stopped.

There was this odd silence surrounding the area. Joren nearly pissed himself once he heard all of those insults, Yuuta was smiling the entire time, Josuke looked on fucking fire.

"What...did...you...say...?"

"Your hair is shit, that's what I'm saying."

Josuke's breathing became heavier and heavier like a bull. His eyes shot up, his pupils going back to his brain as he began shaking like a vibrator Rize must have hidden in her room.

"You..." He lifted his fist along with [Crazy Diamond]. "...PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!"

"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!"

The [Stand] tried beating the enemy but even then with all the rage and hatred poured into the attacks, none hit him. Yuuta kept dodging each blow without even moving even though the fists were right in front of his face.

"C'mon! You can do better than that!" Josuke kept trying to beat him with all the rapid hits but none hit. The [Stand] kept trying to punch him but it seemed not even the smallest bit of hair landed.

"WHY CAN'T I HIT YOU?!" He roared out. "STAY STILL!"

"Josuke! Stop!" Joren wanted to move there but couldn't due to how dangerous and angry his brother was. "Please...Cocoa, find a way to fix this!"

"I CAN'T FIX THIS!" Sharo and Cocoa were moved to a more private place in the park with Aoyama by their side. "SHARO-CHAN! TELL ME YOU HAVE A PLAN!"

"I DON'T HAVE ONE!" The blonde shrieked out. Aoyama was busy just looking confused by their panicking.

"You know Cocoa-chan, Sharo-chan...you don't have to go through all of this to take out a bug. I can't even feel it!" Aoyama told them. "Plus, I still have to go back to writing later..."

"NO! THE BUG MUSTBE DESTROYED!" Cocoa yelled which scared the older woman. "Sharo-chan! Wanna try using your [Hamon] again?"

"N-No way! I'm not doing that again after what happened earlier!" Sharo stammered out, turning red again. "G-Good thing J-JoJo-kun wasn't there to see that!"

"Ah...maybe we should go to Chiya-chan, her [Snow Halation] might pull it off."

"We don't know where they're training though..." Sharo reminded. "Wait, A-Aoyama-san! What are you doing?"

"I'm busy taking down notes." Aoyama held a notebook and was writing into it with her pen. "May I sit down? All this running from the public is hurting my legs."

"Oh sure." The woman sat on a nearby bench once Cocoa let her as she continued to write in the book. "Aoyama-san, we...have reasons to get that bug off you."

"Why's that?" The woman asked curiously.

"Our friend's in danger as long as the bug is on you." Cocoa explained in a very ambiguous way. "I know it sounds crazy but only I could see the bug right now, you can only feel it."

"Is this a supernatural bug then?" Aoyama reached for her back and felt the bug. "So only you can see it?"

"Yeah and JoJo-kun too." Sharo added. "I can't see it though and you're still writing all of this, aren't you?"

"This day has been a splendor to my creativity!" Aoyama smiled happily as she wrote down still. "Invisible bugs, lots of sexual euphemism, something that involves ham and the most important one of all is that a girl who may or may not have both a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time!"

"..."

"I'm referring to you, Cocoa-chan."

"Eh?" Sharo and Cocoa looked at each other. "EH?!"

"I can imagine you, Sharo-chan and JoJo-kun doing a threeway." The writer's eyes lit up. "YOU HAVE GIVEN ME THE SOLUTION TO MY ROMANCE PROBLEM!"

"NO STOOOOOOP!" And with that mindset, she made sure her next book had a threesome pairing based on Hoto Cocoa, Kirima Sharo, and Joren Joestar. Lots of sex was involved in that pairing also despite it being about rabbits.

"YOU'RE HAIR LOOKS LIKE A POTATO WASHED IN THE GUTTER!" Yuuta continued to insult him, fueling Josuke's rage even more as he tried hitting him with [Crazy Diamond] only to get no results of even landing a scratch on him.

"Josuke! He can't be hit! It's his [Stand] power, it won't let anyone hit him!" Joren attempted to stop his brother but Josuke wouldn't stop.

"I WON'T FORGIVE HIM FOR INSULTING MY HAIR!" Josuke replied in a scream as he tried punching the boy even more but nothing but misses happened.

"I love enjoying people do their best and fail like the author himself!" Yuuta quipped much to my annoyance. "Hey, you wrote that line."

You're getting too close to my personal life.

"You're writing this, don't blame me."

I am totally blaming you.

"Can I just end this fight? The chapter is taking too long."

Sure. I'm tried of writing.

"DORA-" Suddenly Josuke's face was punched by Yuuta much to Joren's horror. While on the ground, the cop tried to stand up but Joren's foot was pressed on his cheat, hard. "G-Gah!"

"JOSUKE!"

"How's it feel to be the little man now?" Yuuta asked him, hovering over the cop. "Let's see what should do to you before I stomp on your face until your brain is splattered? Well...I can ruin your hair by stepping on it."

Josuke's eyes widened in horror, he tried to move out of his position but even with only one leg, the boy had him pinned down. He raised a foot over the hair, kicking it lightly a bit so he could see it bounce for some reason.

"This is like steeping on a balloon! Except I'd enjoy this because it doesn't pop."

As he was prepared to stop on his hair and cranium, an aura surrounded Josuke as if his own hatred began manifesting.

"I...won't...let...you...DO THIS!"

"Well, you can't hit me so I bet-"

"DORA!" Suddenly [Crazy Diamond] hit the boy straight in the face, sending him spiraling upwards.

"H-He hit!" Joren was in near shock now. "HE FUCKING HIT!"

"WAAAAH!" Yuuta landed on the floor before picking himself back up with Josuke following suit. "You...hit me?"

Well duh.

"Shut up!"

"Seems like whatever made you untouchable finally stopped." Josuke headed towards Yuuta who stood still as he was paralyzed with fear. The man had an aura that shook him down to his core.

This wasn't just rage...it was pure hatred.

"Hey, you have a nice suit." Josuke went up and pointed at Yuuta's clothes. "Too bad I'm going to tear it. Tear your face in, I mean."

"Oh fuck me."

"DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARRARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARAARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA-!"

A while ago...

Sharo and Cocoa were out of ideas on how to remove the bug. No amount of strength could remove that thing even if they had the strength to. Cocoa even used [ACT2] on the bug but the [Tusks] treated it like a surface instead.

"Sharo-chan, I gotta go." Cocoa suddenly told Sharo who looked surprised. "JoJo-kun and Josuke-san might be in trouble."

"Wait a minute, the enemy is still invincible-"

"I don't care." Cocoa turned to her. "I won't let them go down like that without some help. I also hacked into JoJo-kun's phone so I know where he is all the time so don't worry about directions. You bring Aoyama-san to Chiya-chan as fast as you could, okay?"

"B-But Cocoa-chan!" Sharo began begging her not to go so recklessly. "P-Please think what you're about to do!"

"I'm sorry Sharo-chan but I gotta do it." Cocoa then remembered something very important she had to say if this was going to be her true death. "I have to tell you something also."

"W-What?" Sharo had near tears coming out.

"Me and JoJo-kun-"

"Yo!" They recognized that dialect anywhere and looked to see a familiar man come up to them. "How's it going, gurls?"

"B-Bon-san!" The two exclaimed.

"There with your sans and chans. Yo, in the the US and in the LA, we surfers bros don't need for san and chans, we only need SAND."

They nearly slapped themselves for that terrible rhyming pun.

"What are you doing here?" The blonde asked him and Bon scratched the back of his head.

"You kinda forgot the the charger for the Wii U, gurl." Bon held up the plastic bag he had around his arm. "Came to deliver back. Something wrong here, yo?"

"Uh...kinda." Cocoa began explaining the entire situation to Bon who frowned.

"Oh yeah, that guy..." Bon bit his lip. "He always kinda scared me. Talking to his imaginary friend, yo."

"Imaginary friend? He said he was talking to an 'author' guy."

"Dunno about him, yo. Probably sounds like a loser." Bon looked at Aoyama. "Want me to remove this chick's bug?" The woman was still writing down in her book. "Alright, if ya want me to."

He approached Aoyama as the two girls watched. "Uh, hey lady."

"Hmm?" Aoyama looked up at him and gave him a warm smile. "Oh hllo there!"

Bon found himself to be turning reed quickly much to the amusement of Cocoa and Sharo. "Uh...I might be able to get that bug off you. I'm a friend of those girls."

Even his freaking accent dropped.

"Really? You can take this bug off me?"

"Y-Yeah, I can." He replied. "Where's the bug?"

Suddenly Aoyama turned around to show her back which had a bug on her in the worst way possible. Her rear was sticking out like earlier with Sharo in the most unfortunate of ways since she had a huge ass.

"Uh...I see the bug." He couldn't help but stare. "H-Hey don't you two look at me like that!"

Sharo and Cocoa were snickering like children in the background. Bon went back to Aoyama and looked at the bug closely, seeing it was still.

"I could actually remove this due to my...skills." He then took out [High Voltage] with the intent to manipulate the electrical currents around [Hammerman]. "Is anyone else looking?" Cocoa shook her head. "Good. Here...I...go..."

He grabbed the [Stand] and small sparks began to come from the under it. The electricity that was between the human and the creature was manipulated until it found a way to finally be removed from the back. Bon held the bug in his hands by the shell with a look of slight disgust.

"I-It's off!" Cocoa cried out. Aoyama turned back around to see nothing in Bon's hands but was obviously carrying it.

"It truly is invisible?" She tapped on where [Hammerman]'s shell should be. "It is! Thank you for removing it off me." She thanked Bon who had a sheepish look. "At least tell me your name so I may thank you properly."

"It's...uh...Bon." He replied and Aoyama laughed. "So...Blue's your name, is it?"

"It's Blue Mountain Aoyama in western writing." She stood up from her seat. "I see you're a foreigner."

"Ayyyyyyy, yeah." Bon rubbed the back of his head. "It's no problem. Just helping around." The man tossed the bug into a bush where nobody could find it for now. "I'm not good with these Japanese formalities and stuff, can I call you Blue? Makes everything easier."

"Alright." Aoyama grabbed her things. "I need to head home, next time we meet, I'll make it up to you."

"I-It really wasn't a big-" She left in a hurry. "Deal." He blinked after seeing quick she was. He turned to Cocoa and Sharo to see em laughing their asses off.

"YO! UNCOOL, MAN! UNCOOL!"

"BWAHAHAHAHA! Who knew Bon-san could be such a gentleman?! HAHAHAHA!" Cocoa pointed, rolling on the floor. "I can't wait to tell JoJo-kun this-"

She paused.

"JOJO-KUN!" And with that, Cocoa ran off. Bon looked at Sharo who was still giggling but stopped the moment his eyes set on her.

"Uh...s-sorry?"

"[High Voltage]."

"WAAAAAAAAH!"

"...RARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA! DORA!"

Thanks to all the pummeling, Yuuta looked like a blood pump instead on an actual being. In fact, he was pump several times; Josuke kept on 'fixing' him so he could be beaten again and again. Joren nearly pissed himself due to how awesome it looked.

"Wow, he's pissed." He said out loud as Josuke finished up beating the crap out of the boy. The cop huffed after he was done, not even healing the boy who was on the ground so it just looked like one big splatter.

"Ugh. I'm so sweaty." Josuke went up to Joren. "What?"

"N-Nothing." The boy replied. "He was going to kill you, I'm pretty was going to with his [Stand] ability."

"Joren." Josuke looked down at the boy. "Once you insult my hair, you can never escape my wrath. Never."

"Okay..." The boy looked back at Yuuta. "H-Hey! He's gone!"

"Hmm?!" Josuke turned around also. Where Yuuta was before was empty, save for one slip of paper. Josuke went to the floor and picked it up and read it.

To Josuke,

Sorry for insulting your hair. You're scary when you get angry. I'll make it up to you latter.

"Damn him." Josuke crumpled the paper and put it in his pocket. "So, why did the ability stop."

"Cocoa and Sharo must have found a way to deactivate it." Joren told him. "Thank goodness. I body hurts."

"I can't heal tired people, sorry." Josuke looked around. "Did you cause an property damage?"

"An entire street."

"Darn. Gotta fix that letter." The man took out his phone and began adding a new thing he had to fix. "Don't need to tell me where it is. It's obvious you don't know where it is."

"Also, why of all people you let in, it's Bon?" Joren questioned his brother. "Not judging you but still."

"He complimented my hair." Josuke answered. "He didn't say it just to appease me; he actually had a look in his eyes thinking it was cool. I let him live with me because of it."

"Seriously?"

"Seriously."

"JOJO-KUN!" They turned to see Cocoa running to them, panting. "Y-You're a-alright! Oh goodness..." She clutched her heart. "I...r-ran...all the way here..."

"How did you find us?" Josuke asked her.

"I set JoJo-kun's phone on my tracker-" She shut her mouth immediately, the boy's face turned to one of horror.

"You WHAT?!"

"I can explain JoJo-kun! Wait...JOJO-KUN, NO!" The boy began chasing Cocoa around with anger in his eyes. "I-IT WAS JUST IN CASE SOMETHING HAPPENED!"

"YOU PERVERTED FUCKER!" He screamed with [Earth Angel]'s missiles coming straight after her. "GET MY NUMBER OFF YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW!"

"WAAAAAAH! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!"

"When are you two going to get married? Jeez..." Josuke said out loud as he watched them chase each other. This kinda reminded him of a song about chasing things. He forgot the name of the song however.

"COCOA-CHAN! JOJO-SAN! JOSUKE-SAN!" Suddenly two voices yelled which stopped Cocoa and Joren. They turned to the direction where the voices came from and to their surprise it was Maya and Megu.

"Woah, slow down!" Josuke stopped the two girls who looked exhausted. "What's going on with you two?"

"C-Chino-chan...everyone!" Megu gasped out. "Everybody's in trouble!"

"Why can I never catch a break?" Joren went up to them with Cocoa behind him. "What are they in trouble from?"

"S-Some guy named Tsumugu-san and Hol Horse-san. T-They did not look friendly!" Maya answered which made them all freeze.

"WHAT?!"

TO BE CONTINUED

[Stand] Name: [Hammerman]

[Stand] User: Yuuta

Destructive Power- N/A

Speed- E

Range- A

Durability- A

Precision- E

Development Potential- E

Abilities- [Hammerman] cannot do anything physically. It can't even move that much even though it's shaped like a bug, the only saving grace is that it is harder than diamonds. However once it is on a human being's body, it will latch itself like a leech onto them without being noticed and is extremely hard to pull off from the body. When it latches onto somebody, the user themselves gets an ability where they cannot be affected negatively by anything. Even if the universe reset or they are transported into a black hole, as long as [Hammerman] is on someone they are truly invincible.

[Stand] Name: [Crazy Diamond]

[Stand] User: Josuke Higashikata

Destructive Power- A

Speed- A

Range- D

Durability- B

Precision- B

Development Potential- D

Abilities- [Crazy Diamond] can restore or revert objects and organisms to their previous state. It can repair damage, heal injuries, revert chemical changes and revert things to their previous structures (such as making spaghetti go back to being its base ingredients such as noodles and tomatoes). It can also fuse objects together by breaking them and repairing them over each other to fuse them together. It can also warp the restoration to change the structure of the things it's fixing also. However the biggest weakness it has is that it can't heal its own user, or can't heal things that are absolutely destroyed (like an object being erased on a molecular level). It also can't bring the deceased back to life.

That took longer than it should have been. Sorry, it's exams time and that is never pretty. Don't worry, Aoyama will have uses later along with Maya and Megu more. Everybody will have their uses, I'll make sure of that.

Pray for me with my exams guys, especially science. DEAR GOD SCIENCE!

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