Crazy trouble with love part 4

Female Hisoka and Leorio

Series: Hunter x Hunter

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Leorio ran through the swamp, jumping over various plants that tried to kill him. He nearly got his suit torn apart by one that tried snapping at him and stumbled when he nearly ran past some quicksand." This place is ridiculous, only a monster could make it through here unscathed!" He shouted as he dodged a pit drop.

He stopped near a dead tree and panted while holding his chest. "A quick rest can't hurt, right?" He panted before hearing screaming, 'Oh god, why now? I so do not need that!' He thought as he stood up and looked around for the source of the screaming.

"Please not that!"

"My legs! You broke them!"

"Mercy!"

"Damn it." he swore before running towards the screaming despite his instincts telling him to run. 'I must be going crazy.' he thought as he continued to run before reaching a clearing. 'Damn it! It just had to be her!' He thought a he looked at the figure surrounded by about half a dozen men.

She was a tall woman with pink hair with clothing that made her look like a jester or magician with a unnerving smile on her face. She had pale white skin with two tattoos under her eyes, one star and a tear drop.

"You….bitch." groaned one of the men who was bleeding.

"A bitch you say, though I remember you being the ones who attacked me first." she chuckled as she held up a playing card. "I think it's time to quiet that potty mouth of yours."

"Stop!" cried out Leorio running over while she stopped and slowly noticed him. "They're already down, there's no point in killing them."

"They attacked me, a poor woman so I'm just making sure they don't do it ever again." she said with a chuckle.

"Help! She's crazy!"

"Now that wasn't a nice thing to say, was it?" She said as she quickly kicked him in the ribs.

Leoria frowned before spotting a rock nearby, grabbed it, and hurled it at her.

She held up her hand and caught it before turning back towards him. "So you want to play too now?"

"N-no, I just don't want you to kill them." he said as he set down his briefcase. 'Now I've gone and done it.'

'Hmmmm, he knows he's outmatched yet he's not running away, interesting.' she thought turning to him. "If you're willing to throw something at me, then you're free to take another chance." She said before crushing the rock in her hand.

'Damn it, what do I do now?' He thought as he looked around. He spotted a stick and picked it up before holding it out like a weapon. 'This should work, I hope.'

'A stick, either he's getting desperate or he's cocky as hell, either way I'm intrigued.' she thought as she licked her lips.

"Ahhhh!" yelled Leorio before charging at her. As soon as he was within range he swung the stick like a bat at her face in hopes of knocking her out. But he felt it stop by her hand without flinching and he gulped. 'Uh oh.'

"I must say, I am impressed by your bravery, what's your name?" She asked as she she tightened her grip on the stick.

"L-Leorio."

"Leorio-kun, though you are brave, you're still too weak to face me." she said as she shattered the stick in her hands. She tossed the piece away before swiftly swinging with her other hand and slammed it into his gut.

He doubled over in pain as she grinned, watching him collapse onto the ground. 'Fuck! That….was hard.' He thought as she leaned over him with a grin.

"Though we can fix that in time Leorio-kun."

'And why is she adding kun?' he thought while pushing himself back up with a groan.

'He's stronger than he looks, that would have knocked out a regular person.' she thought as he got back on his feet with a little bit of difficulty.

'Shit, I've gotta get away from her before she tries anything more.'

"Leorio-kun, I've made a decision."

"What?" He asked nervously, dreading the answer.

"I'm going to keep you." she smiled while he looked at her with wide eyes.

"What?! You're going to keep me?" He shouted in disbelief.

"Yes, you seem interesting to me." She said calmly like she was discussing the weather.

'Ok now my body's telling me to run, so I will!' he thought before turning and bolting away while grabbing his suitcase.

"Oh my, it looks like he's trying to escape, I can't have that now, can I?" She said with a smile before running after him. She went at half the speed to keep him in sights while he was frantically running around rocks and trees.

"I have to get to Gon and Killua, they'll know what to do!" He said to himself as he continued to run away.

"Run run as fast as you can." she called out with a smile. 'I'm going to have so much fun with him.'

Leorio saw her behind him and panicked before pushing his legs to go faster while zigzagging past some really tall trees. "Gon, Killua, help!" He shouted as he began to pass some of the other applicants.

Hisoka smirked before her hand glowed and she flung her arm, sending something glowing out to the back of of Leorio's suit whichs stuck and stayed connected to her hand. "I'll give you one chance to stop running from me Leorio-kun, ok?" She said with a smile.

"Never!" he called back without noticing the thing on his back.

"Ok, don't say I didn't warn you!" she said before she stopped running and pulled her hand back.

Leorio noted he stopped going forward and was yanked back by something while passing Hisoka and went back forward like he was on a string before feeling her grab the back of him.

"I got you Leorio-Kun~" she said into his ear with a grin.

He paled and tried running in place away, but her grip didn't weaken. "L-let me go Hisako!" He shouted as he kept trying to get free.

"Mmmm, no." She said with a grin as she began to walk as she held him. "I think I'll keep a close eye on you until we get out of here."

"T-that's not necessary, you can let me go." he spoke while finding this awkward and embarrassing.

"But once I let you go, you'll run away from me, and I don't want that to happen." she smiled.

"But then what DO you want with me?"

"That's simple, I'm going to make you a fighter." She said with a grin, surprising him. "I'm not one for training someone, but if you become a good one then I'll have someone strong to fight."

"Ok, hypothetically, let's say I didn't want to learn from you, what would you do?"

She stopped and smiled while giving off a dark aura. "Then I'll have to really persuade you."

"O-ok then." he said nervously as she went back to smiling. 'Gon! Killua! Where are you!'

"Once the exams are over I'll take you home and we'll begin to make a training regiment for you Leorio-kun." she remarked while she went back to walking. "Don't worry, by the time you're done, if you're alive, you'll be about my equal." she said with a grin as he gulped at the if you're alive part.

'I'm screwed.' he thought nervously as she spotted the rest of the applicants and the hunter leading them.

"There they are, we made it."

"Great, you can let me go now then." he said as he tried to get out of her grasp.

"Nope~"

"Oh come on, we're here now, just let me go!" he pleaded while trying again to break out of her hold.

"No, now let's go, I think it's almost time for the second part of the exam." she dragged him over while Gon and Killua noticed them.

Leorio-san! Are you ok?" Gon asked curiously.

"Do I look like it?" he deadpanned.

"Ok, don't worry, we'll save you!"

"You're free to try, if you want." she smiled at the two with Killua himself giving off a KI.

"Gon, we may be a bit outclassed here, though she won't be able to use all her power while holding Leorio."

'Yes! Take this chance!' thought Leorio.

"Hmmm, ok, lets do it!" Gon said with a nod.

Hisoka smirked and was about to pull her cards out, but that's when the hunter in charge cleared his throat.

"May I remind everyone that no fighting is allowed unless the exam permits it, the penalty being failed immediately." he warned. "It's all your choice really."

"Damn it!" Leorio swore as Hisako smiled at him.

"Oh well, nice try Leorio-kun."

"Sorry Leorio-san, I can't help you right now." Gon said with a frown.

"As for all of you, your next stage will be handed off to him." the man gestured to a man even bigger then him with a potbelly under his clothes while looking more casual and easy going.

"Hello, I'm one of the leaders of this part of the exam." he said with a grin. "I'm Buhara."

"And I'm Menchi." spoke a woman smaller than him and wearing a black bikini top with a mesh shirt over it with daisy dukes and her green hair tied up in five knots on her hair. "And for this stage, it's gonna be easy. Go out and catch some pigs."

"That's it? No impossible feats, no deadly test, just catch some pigs?" Killua asked curiously.

"Of course. And once you get them you have to bring them here so they can be cooked up." she replied while pointing a thumb to Buhara. "He'll be tasting them to see if you got any good ones. If he says yes, you pass, if he says no, then you're out."

"Ok, that doesn't sounds too bad, anything else?"

"Yeah, try not to die, now go on!" She said as all the applicants ran out to catch themselves a pig.

"You forgot to tell them what kind of pigs they're hunting." Buhara said with a grin.

"Well they'll learn soon enough." she smirked.

Meanwhile the applicants were looking desperately for pigs behind trees and in bushes. But so far they couldn't find any of them.

"Here piggy piggy piggy." Hisoka called as she kept her hold on Leorio.

"Wouldn't you be better off with both hands?"

"Thank you for your concern, but I'll be fine with just one, and don't worry, I'll get you a pig too Leorio-kun."

'Damn it! She's gotta let me go someway.'

"I think Gon found us the pigs." she said with a grin.

"Huh?" He said until she pointed at Gon and Killua running away from the tsunami of giant pigs. "Holy shit!"

"Let's get us some pigs." she said with a smile as she ran straight towards them. She jumped up and tossed several cards at a pig which got hit with them in his back, making it fall down as she landed. "One down, one to go." she said as she turned to another pig.

"If you let me go I can handle it." he spoke up in hope.

"Are you going to run if I let you go?" Are you going to run away if I let go of you?"

"No." 'Yes!'

"Ok, but just know, there's nowhere you can go that I can't follow you." she let go of his suit before walking towards the other pig. "Go ahead Leorio-kun, kill the pig."

"Wait, you want me to do it?" He asked her in disbelief.

"Yes, think of it as early training, also, their foreheads are their weak spots." She said with a smile.

He looked at the pig which glared at him and he gulped. 'Crap, now I can't make a break for it.' "Here goes nothing." he muttered as he began run at the pig who began to run back at him before he jumped into the air. He swung down at it's head, only to get sent flying back as it rammed into him. "Damn...second times the shot." he muttered as he got back up.

'Good, he's not going to give up.' she thought with a smile as he jumped in the air again before managing to hit the pig in its weak spot, killing it. It dropped down dead while she clapped. "Good work, you pick up on this fast."

"Yeah, I kind of have to, now let's go back, we have to cook these things." he moved over and grabbed one of them before grunting as he started dragging it.

"Yes, let's go Leorio-kun." she said with a smile as she grabbed the other one.

(Later)

"Phew, I passed." sighed Leorio. 'That's a relief, but she passed too.' He thought as he looked at Hisako who smiled evilly at him.

"Don't think you'll be getting away from me just yet." she said as she put her hand on his shoulder.

"Um, ya know I was thinking of working on being a doctor. You probably wanna go your own way." he tried smiling nervously.

"Nonsense, you can still train with me as you become a doctor, so I'm going to stick with you." she said with a grin as her hand glowed and she stuck it to his shoulder.

He gulped before he tried running away again, only to get the same response as last time as the glowing strand pulled him right back to her.

"You're going to have to get more creative if you're going to get away from me" she said with a grin as she wrapped her arms around him.

'Damn it all!'