APOLOGIES/CANCELLED
Ugh...I feel like a dick for doing this to you guys but I'm sorry. I am REALLY, REALLY sorry for doing this but I can't do this fic anymore. My mind is racked up for next school year and progress for the next chapter has been so slow and I don't know what to do. I planned the end of this fic but I never knew how to get to the end.
It was REALLY hard to write the next chapter, I couldn't get around it because I'm so pooped already from writing. Everything around me forced me to get distracted and I couldn't keep being shitty to you guys.
Joren: Wait, you're killing me?! Oh well, I guess I'm being abandoned again...
Cocoa: Don't worry JoJo-kun! You'll be remembered by me!
Joren: Tell that to the hentai doujinshis...
Kira: Wait, you're dropping my storyline after I've made my comeback?
Sorry, again. I'm just so tired of trying to find myself a way of doing this, I'm not even sure I'm a good writer since I suck at this fic. I think I might stop fanfics all together after this except a few oneshots. I hate myself...
Well, I'll tell you all that I actually DID plan if this fic was being continued, so my secrets won't hang anymore.
When Kira showed up, Rize sees him in the forest and doesn't know who he is but Joren comes along and recognizes him and he and Rize run off while [Sheer Heart Attack] chases them until they escape. Kira would have interacted with Aoyama in some way and the entire town would have been in lockdown. I don't know how they would have killed Kira or the user who summoned him but I wanted to kill Kira by pushing him to another ambulance. [Bites the Dust] would have played a part, I dunno. Maybe Kira kills everyone and Joren and Rize back him to a corner and force him to use it on them as a bargaining chip so everyone lives.
Also likely, like in the original, everyone would have found out where Sharo lives but are okay with it. Also a reader named Earthbound Servant contacted me for a [Stand] to appear that he made which is called [Emperor's New Clothes] which ages someone when they get touched. I would have made an arc where Joren and Chino would stay stuck as grown ups for a bit and everyone would be blown away at how hot they'll be later then they'll be back to normal soon afterward.
Cocoa's sister, Mocha would have shown up sometime later and Joren would wonder if Cocoa would grow up to get THAT body. There would be a ship tease between Josuke and Mocha of all people and...yeah. I don't even know if there would any fights then but I think [ACT 3] would appear for Cocoa if there was a battle which would be likely.
[Stand] Name: [Tusk ACT3]
[Stand] User: Cocoa Hoto
Destructive Power- D
Speed- D
Range- B
Durability- D
Precision- C
Development Potential- A
Abilities- [ACT3] allows Cocoa to shoot a single [Tusk] at a surface which makes a spinning hole only she can go into and anything else that goes in the hole gets destroyed if it isn't with her. She can see traverse the area around her through the surfaces and is able to shoot only normal [Tusks] when her hand sticks out. It's like getting splattered on the wall and knowing where to go and see your enemy and shoot them with precision and accuracy. Cocoa then can make another hole to get out of the surface and back into reality. The hole also allows Cocoa to heal herself if shoe goes in and is unscathed afterward.
Joren would have romanced with Rize especially during the Kira arc and Chiya soon but I don't know what to do with Chiya. I also wanted a situation where they end up in that pool place in THAT episode and Joren would feel awkward around girls in swimsuits badly.
A bit before Christmas, Joseph Joestar would have died and Joren and Josuke are forced to go to America and attend his funeral. Joren would come back and has immense guilt over what happened. He then would spend Christmas alone until Sharo finds him and brings him back to her home.
And that's how he would have lost his virginity if I wasn't a lazy prick.
Soon, Tsumugu would have returned with a new mask he found and the last parts would have taken place during the cabin episode of GochuUsa where Tsumugu and Hol Horse attempt to summon Dio by getting Josuke's blood.
It will also be revealed Aoyama was Tsumugu's girlfriend prior to the events of the fic and that the books he actually wrote are those Bizarre Adventure books that Aoyama was first seen reading, Dio basically fueling him to write JoJo under the name Hirohiko Araki. Don't know how important that should be to the plot but I put it there.
Skennix would have comeback before then as a ghost put into a new body by Tsumugu who would face Joren and Chiya again.
After the heroes fight them and win, Joren puts a tracker on Tsumugu which leads them to his hideout where it is near Kaanin and the Speedwagon Foundation is already onto them. Seeing they have barely enough money left due to not counting, Hol Horse feels doomed and panics. Then the [Arrow] comes and shoots [Emperor] and makes it become [Emperor Requiem].
[Stand] Name: [Emperor Requiem]
[Stand] User: Hol Horse
Destructive Power- A
Speed- A
Range- A
Durability- B
Precision- D
Development Potential- D
Abilities- It is a glove that manifests onto the user's arm and if you throw a paper airplane with that glove, the paper airplane will fly into the air and become a giant fighter jet the user can telepathically control. You can do this with multiple paper airplanes.
Hol Horse uses his new power to drive off the SpeedWagon Foundation with several jets he uses against in extreme proximity of Kaanin which causes the place to be evacuated and become a battlefield. The group arrive and get chased by one plane who tries bombing them.
Chiya gets a conviction to stop Hol Horse and the [Gyro Ball] comes to her and Josuke realizes what that means, seeing it react to her will to stop Hol Horse from destroying her town. He uses [Crazy Diamond] and reforms the [Gyro Ball] into an [Arrowhead] and pierces Chiya's [Snow Halation] with it and it becomes [Snow Halation Requiem], a large tornado for a [Stand] that shoots flames.
[Stand] Name: [Snow Halation Requiem]
[Stand] User: Chiya Ujimatsu
Destructive Power- A
Speed- A
Range- A
Durability- A
Precision- B
Development Potential- B
Abilities- [Snow Halation Requiem] is a flaming tornado who's height can be changed to reach the heavens themselves. It has the abilities of the previous [Snow Halation] but it doesn't have to pass through to freeze multiple targets but shoots flames that freezes the target instead and while the target is frozen, [Snow Halation Requiem] can crush the target into pieces like glass.
She uses her [Requiem] to freeze all of the jets and breaks them each apart with Hol Horse on top of one who she freezes and crushes and shatters him, stopping the crisis. Tsumugu hurries up with his plan and puts the Stone Mask in Dio's coffin and puts [Hamon] in it and Dio's spirit comes out, wearing the mask. The group comes in and Rize shoots Tsumugu fatally and Dio's enraged spirit comes in with [Za Warudo] but Chiya destroys the Stone Mask, stopping Dio once and for all.
Too bad that didn't happen.
Once they destroy the mask, they think that they destroyed him but suddenly Chiya finds a fist in her and she's sent flying to the tree and dies instantly. Everyone looks in shock and they all see Sharo with [Za Warudo].
[Stand] Name: [The World]
[Stand] User: Dio Brando/Sharo Kirima
Destructive Power- A
Speed- A
Range- C
Durability- A
Precision- B
Development Potential- B
Abilities- SHARO can stop time for about nine seconds and can move in that stopped time and unless someone is able to enter her stopped time, she can do anything she pleases in it but SHARO has to be careful since she's not in a vampiric body, so her heart would slow down incredible during this so she can't spam the move. Can also 'MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA'.
Yup, all those Sharo-Dio jokes were leading up to this. Also I'd like to mention that the only reason Joren could talk in Japanese is thanks to Rhan writing that in him.
In the end, Sharo-Dio or SHARO grabs a dying Tsumugu and runs away with him. Joren and the others, in shock after seeing Chiya die instantly go and try to chase down SHARO who brings Tsumugu to non-Speedwagon medics who is barely surviving and intends to kill everyone. Yes, this is Dio talking through Sharo still.
They eventually fight her (him) and Chino gets brutally injured and Rize barely being able to even scratch [Za Warudo], Bon is also injured but nobody gives two fucks about him, Josuke got fatally wounded but is still hanging on barely. Joren and Cocoa are the last two to be able to fight and SHARO uses [Za Warudo] on Joren who gets fisted and is killed, the trauma of seeing that makes Cocoa activate [ACT4] which can live in an entirely different reality (it can move in stop time but cannot stop time itself) and can shoot nails that are like black holes. SHARO retreats to formulate a new strategy after barely surviving [ACT4] and Josuke heals Joren with Cocoa trying to wake him up.
[Stand] Name: [Tusk ACT4]
[Stand] User: Cocoa Hoto
Destructive Power- A
Speed- B
Range- A
Durability- A
Precision- B
Development Potential- E
Abilities- [ACT4] exists in a different reality along with its user when out, so Cocoa can move in places like stopped time, being unaffected [Made in Heaven] and [King Crimson]. It allows Cocoa also to shoot a [Spinning Tusk] that shoots out a nail that becomes a mini black hole and sucks anything in it with effects that depend on what Cocoa wants. It can also do a barrage of punches and screams 'ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA'. Also screams 'chumimi~in' sometimes.
In the afterlife, Joren sees Joseph who tells him it isn't too late to save his friends, even Chiya and tells him to go through the 'roundabout path'. Joren, finally is able to think a crazy strategy that is so unlikely, it would likely break reality if he does that. He hugs and says goodbye to Joseph who also says he should tell the rest of the family he says goodbye. Joren returns to life and sees Josuke barely surviving and Cocoa is busy with [ACT4] and SHARO who is now using [Hamon] and making it pulse through [Za Warudo]'s fists, making it even more powerful and broken.
Joren asks Rize to retrieve the Stone Mask and the Red Stone and she sends [PUK] to do so as Joren tries to keep Josuke alive as he is needed. SHARO and Cocoa fight in a really well written battle that should have happened and Cocoa barely escapes SHARO throwing forks like a maniac in a maid outfi (don't question why she's in a maid outfit). Meanwhile, Tsumugu escapes his paramedics to meet his old man.
Rize comes back with the mask and it's in pieces and Josuke fixes it in his dying breath. Joren places the Red Stone in the Mask and puts it on [Earth Angel] where he uses Josuke's blood to power it. The Stone Mask activates and [Earth Angel] begins glowing brightly and it changes, now without missile hangs and has fully grown wings. Joren looks into Josuke's eyes and Josuke dies but Joren is unfazed by it and suddenly heals Josuke's body much to Rize's shock and Joren heads for battle.
Cocoa and SHARO still battle and Cocoa looks like she has SHARO tied to a corner but then Tsumugu comes in and attacks her, leaving her open to MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! SHARO attempts to kill Cocoa but all of them as distracted, seeing Joren come in and they are surprised his [Stand] is new and different but SHARO quickly isn't bothered by it and intends to kill Cocoa in front of him but Joren gives this stare, straight into the souls of all of them.
Then, time stops.
SHARO finds herself unable to move and sees Joren approaching her. Cocoa, with [ACT4] is able to move but is injured then suddenly Joren heals her. SHARO stares at Joren with horror and confusion.
SHARO: I-Impossible! I looked through this girl's memories, all the way from her birth, her meeting with you even down to the time she had sex with you! But these memories don't show you with the power to stop time! YOU CAN'T STOP TIME!
Joren: Well, thanks to your 'plan' I gained a new power, a power that illuminates me a path where everyone except scum like you can be saved!
Joren straightens his jacket and his [Stand] appears behind him.
Joren: This is the [Roundabout]! A [Stand] that can look into the eyes and the windows to your soul! It can copy your [Stand] powers and I'll use them for my own resolve! THIS IS THE TRUE PATH! THE PATH TO SAVE ALL!
[Stand] Name: [Roundabout]
[Stand] User: Joren Joestar
Destructive Power- UNACCOUNTABLE
Speed- UNACCOUNTABLE
Range- UNACCOUNTABLE
Durability- UNACCOUNTABLE
Precision- UNACCOUNTABLE
Development Potential- UNACCOUNTABLE
Abilities- The [Roundabout] can copy the abilities of other [Stands] by looking into the users' souls (through the eyes which are said to be windows to the soul or seeing the [Stand] in general). The [Roundabout] may shift some abilities' natures due to the variety of ways [Stands] are shaped but will stay absolutely true to the power that it is using. Abilities can be only used once at a time but can be used consecutively. An entire list of powers the user can use is implanted in the mind of the user. Can also 'ORAORAORAORAORAORA'.
SHARO is horrified of their powers and fights the two, realizing she is in huge danger. She grabs Tsumugu and ditches out of there, trying to make sure she is able to move in stopped time but stops midway as Joren and Cocoa chase her. Once they arrive, time is resuming so the only way to escape for SHARO was pushing Tsumugu to the two.
Tsumugu is shocked and gets killed accidentally by Cocoa, him wondering why Dio even did that before dying on the ground. Cocoa and Joren both use [Roundabout: Tusk] and [ACT4] to draw out SHARO which works but Dio threatens to kill himself along with the real Sharo if they don't back off. Joren, knowing he can't risk even stopping time without the potential of SHARO being able to move slightly to slit her throat with a spork.
However out of nowhere, Bon saves the day by electrocuting SHARO from behind, making her drop the spork and letting Joren go for the attack. He uses [Roundabout: Whiplash] and uses it to pull out Dio's soul from her body, making her come out unharmed without the need of him to break [Za Warudo] and killing her. Dio's spirit attempts to use [Za Warudo] but Cocoa and Joren ORAORAORAORAORAORA Dio's soul into nothing, finishing him once and for all. Sharo who is back to normal faints due to exhaustion and time moves once again.
Joren knows this isn't over yet and uses [Roundabout: Whiplash] to go to the heavens and finds Chiya and Josuke waiting for him, knowing he finally found a way to save them. Joren brings them both down to their bodies and to everyone [Stand] users shock, he puts them back in and they come back alright. Joren returns to reality and happily hugs Cocoa while Bon is just watching in the background.
Forward two weeks later, the town was supposedly attacked by 'aliens' and the damage is being repaired. The Speedwagon Foundation covers up Tsumugu's death and Joren and Josuke quickly heal anyone who was injured.
It ends with all of the heroes in front of the Rabbit House, Josuke, Joren and even Bon are going be driven to the airport to go back their homes after their work was done (the [Gyro Ball] turned [Arrow] and Tsumugu's [Arrow], the Red Stone and Dio's coffin and riches left by Tsumugu were recovered), Joren gives Sharo some money to live in better conditions and even made love to Cocoa at some point between the final battle and now. Josuke's going back to Morioh while Bon is going to be in contact with Aoyama for dating reasons.
Also like Tsumugu, Dio rubbed off on his victims a bit also so now Sharo does have a [Stand] and since Dio rubbed off on her, she got [Za Warudo] and can use it, something Jotaro who was contacted nearly shat himself over.
After saying their tearful goodbyes, the three males go into the vehicle and drive off, waving goodbye. The next few days took awhile to adjust for everybody on both sides after their bizarre adventure but they go better,
Fast forward two years later, everybody in Kaanin are now older and Cocoa and Chiya just graduated their classes and go to the Rabbit House to celebrate with their friends and families who are waiting for them. It is revealed Cocoa is staying at Kaanin for college also so she doesn't have leave town. However after it was hard adjusting to life after Joren, who contacted them less and less due to him taking care of his family and the organizations associated with the Joestars afterward so they are afraid he's forgotten them due to not contacting about their graduations.
They go inside to see everyone greet them happily but then suddenly someone comes down the stairs and all the girls have near heart attacks because the person who comes down is Joren who came back and grew up also into the hottest pretty boy ever made. In the end, all of them hug and the fic ends.
If it didn't end here.
Cocoa: Waaaaah! I wanted that ending! Not this one!
Joren: Hello darkness, my old friend.
Up next is what woulda happened in EoH but I'll separate that conversation with when I randomly put Social Links from Persona if this fic was a Persona fic.
The Fool- Cocoa Hoto
Strength- Chino Kafuu
Heirophant- Takahiro Kafuu
Chariot- Rize Tedeza
Magician- Chiya Ujimatsu
Lovers- Sharo Kirima
Star- Josuke Higashikata
Emperor- Hol Horse
Empress- Blue Mountain Aoyama
Hermit- Bon
Priestess- Mocha Hoto
Justice- Tippy
Sun- Megu Natsu
Moon- Maya Jouga
Judgement- Aoyama's Editor
Devil- Yoshikage Kira
Temperance- Shizuka Joestar
Hanged Man- Rize's Father
Death- Chiya's Grandmother
Tower- Anko
World- Tsumugu Brando
That list was longer than it should have been. Huh. Even obscure characters get their own Social Links.
Okay, here's the EoH's rundown.
It takes place during the fight of Cocoa, Joren and SHARO where SHARO tries killing herself. Suddenly before Bon can hit her, she vanishes and so does he and Tsumugu's body and somehow the entire town is empty. Cocoa and Joren wonder what the hell is happening then suddenly Speedwagon shows up, requesting their help, recognizing Speedwagon, Joren is confused and wonders what the heck is happening and they are approached by Bon and Rize who are apparently brainwashed and they fight, resulting in Bon and Rize vanishing much to their shock and wonder what the heck is going on. They go with Speedwagon and learn about his quest to find the Corpse Parts and they travel with him to find out what's happening.
They go to Egypt and find a shockingly younger Jotaro and an alive Joseph who Joren hugs but doesn't recognize him. Polnareff comes back and a hostile Avdol and Iggy come. It follows EoH's plot except Joren and Cocoa being with them, Chino ends up in Battle Tendency and has the fight against the Pillar Men there before everyone else arrives and the look on Caesar's face when Chino becomes a giant rabbit. I'll just put a list what would have happened.
Ends with all the Joestars beating the shit out of Heaven Dio and all five others of him and Heaven Dio's [Stand] is destroyed as he looks at them and realizes all of his evils before his soul is destroyed after seeing all the JoJos look down on him even his own son. The souls of their friends are free and they all laugh and celebrate. Joren uses his [Stand] to remake all the timelines to get the best outcome for everyone in the end. He does and remakes the JoJo universes and returns to his own and remade timeline with only him and his friends remembering the whole thing and they smile about their bizarre adventure.
Differences that will happen.
It starts with the end of Is the Order a Stand? with Speedwagon showing up there instead.
Sharo-DIO is a major enemy and kickstart Joren's journey across time and dimensions to find his possessed friends.
Chino and Tippy get transported not-possessed into Air Supplena Island before the rest of the heroes and meets Joseph, Caesar, and Lisa Lisa and fights the Pillar Men but Esidisi and Wamuu get possessed by Dio.
The Pillar Men are possessed by Dio and leave and Kars goes through Rifts also fight Dio and attain the power of the Ultimate Lifeform.
Joren finds the Dio's [Arrow] to uses it on Mr. President who's [Stand] turns into an entire resort inside the turtle.
Fugo, Yasuho, Messina, are present in the story along with many unplayable characters who aren't important or aren't even playable in game.
Little snippets between characters happen, especially throughout the Joestar family.
[Star Platinum] does not have the same power as [The World Over Heaven] for obvious reasons and cannot match its power.
Tsumugu is resurrected and serves with the Dios.
Giorno has a big dilemma with fighting his own father across time and is the only JoJo Dio offers join by his side.
It is said that [D4C] is the reason why parallel objects and people fuse and explode, not parallel worlds in general which is actually a misconception.
Stardust Dio and Phantom Blood Dio are treated as past versions of him, not parallel so Heaven Dio can be in the same place with them.
Sharo-Dio is also treated as an alternate version of him.
There are two Puccis, one with [Whitesnake] is from Heaven Dio's timelines and the one with [C-Moon] and [Made in Heaven] is from the original Stone Ocean timeline.
There are two Kiras, one is a resurrected Kosaku and the other is the original Kira ripped from his timeline.
Funny Valentine attempts to summon Diego Brando From Another Universe to destroy Heaven Dio but Diego FAU quickly sides with his alternate timeline version and must keep away from his parallel version.
Heaven Dio attempts to take the Holy Corpse to gain more power to be able to break dimensionally barriers full instead of manifesting one place to another.
There are six Dios exist; the first is Heaven Dio, the second is Stardust Dio who was resurrected, third is Sharo-Dio ripped from her timeline, fourth is Diego Brando resurrected and pulled from his timeline, fifth is Phantom Blood Dio, last is Diego FAU who must keep away from original Diego.
All the Dios have lunch together casually to discuss there plans, FAU must talk through Facetime.
It is revealed there is a Giorno that grew up with Heaven Dio who is currently ruling the world in that Dio's place at the moment and also his own version of Tsumugu who is president of Asia.
Josuke offers Johnny to heal his legs but Johnny refuses until Gyro is found.
Giorno beats [Made in Heaven] Pucci with [Gold Experience Requiem].
Josuke is in tears when he reunites with Shigechi.
Josuke and Joren accidentally travel back in time when a younger Josuke was ill in a car; Josuke pushes the car, revealing he was his own savior.
Funny Valentine dies with Johnny and Joren present after he attempts to attack Dio with 36 of himself, resulting in Dio getting enough souls to upgrade his [The World Over Heaven]'s power to punch through dimensional barriers completely.
All JoJo's past and present fight Heaven Dio who absorbs everyone else's souls to reach power that is equivalent to the Holy Corpse's power which rejected Heaven Dio.
Joren uses Dio's armlets on him when everybody is defeated once Dio rips the Corpse Parts put of everyone else.
Everyone is freed once Heaven Dio is defeated and celebrate in an OOC way and Joren is the one who remakes the universe thanks to his [Stand]. Nobody has memories of the events and Joren actually improves each timeline where no heroic deaths happen and life goes on with all the heroes living. Joren and Josuke are changed to be present during Joseph's death and the ending of Is the Order a Rabbit? occurs, except secretly Joren oddly has a picture that he took with all his allies in EoH, stuffed in his pocket, suggesting he may have some memory of what happened.
I didn't work out all the ideas, okay.
Welp, that's the end. Dunno what to say now except thanks, for all your support even if I couldn't finish it in the end.
Joren: I'm gonna be stuffed in the backends of the internet and nobody will remember me...
Cocoa: Don't worry, you'll always be in my heart!
Joren: Wait, does that mean you know you're going to let me stuffed in there.
Cocoa: W-Wait, I didn't say that!
Anyhow, I recommend you two hug because one day, I swear Joren will be reborn not as a fic character but as someone else. He won't remember you but you will make him into a boy who will be absolutely fantastic.
Cocoa: He won't remember me either?! JoJo-kun! Hug me!
Joren: Alright, alright.
Ah, that's a good way to end. Thank you for everything readers, if I make another fic, I thank you all for everything!
Joren: Cocoa...
Cocoa: Hmm?
Joren: I love you...
Cocoa: I know. We'll meet again, in another place, I swear!
Joren: That sounds nice, I don't want you to leave...
Cocoa: I won't...I won't...
THE END
IS THE ORDER A RABBIT?